The Official I'm Drunk Thread

Ok... I'm freaking drunk and I think everyone needs a thread to post shit and let off some steam when they get drunk... So here's the thread fuckes...

Right now I'm drunk, glad to be alive... Been a while since I drank so much, which is something you'll rarely hear out of my mouth...

So what the fuck... I'm drunk, and I'm wasting my freaking time posting here, you know what that means, I didn't get any tonight... Fuck...

Well there's always next time...

So come here when you drunk... damnit, if you are not drunk don't post, we don't want to hear it...

I'm fucking ahmmered and i Just had the hottest night wiht the the hosttest bitchessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Banned for posting while intoxicated.

aeaheaheaheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeee

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Banned for posting while intoxicated.

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Y, stop trolling my threads, I said only to post while drunk in here...

Fool, you should get banned

This topic should be changed so that those on any narcotic should feel welcome.

People really shouldn't take drugs, they're bad for you.

I'm not drunk but i've had a few beers, does that count?

is it possible to be drunk with power in this thread, how about dillusional drunkness?

ooooooooh maaah gawd man... I just went to the fair and bought like soo much liquor! I used a whole gold. My tauren is SMASHED. its fucking great. oh noes! an elf!

"Heya sexy [hic]"

Guys, I woke up today and I still wasted. And I'm still tipsy.

I tried to get into my car to drive home and sat down in the passenger's seat. Then my friend came out and gave me a ride home... Cuz I obviously wan't headed nowhere except into a hickory trree

I might not be drunk right now but I'll promise I'll frequent this topic with some drunken madness as soon as possible. I've been meaning to make a thread like this myself actually but it just never happened. Anyway since I'm bored I'm gonna post some drunken pics of our wild swedish parties of glory:

Me and two mates at my favorite pub. I don't know what the fuck I'm drinking though.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...and/party1.jpg

A mate attempting to use the weights in my gym during last friday's pre-party. It didn't go so well.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...and/party2.jpg

The aforementioned female mate (left) and my ex (right, not the one I wrote about in the relationship thread) making out. Stupid swedish bisexuality!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...and/party3.jpg

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Originally posted by: Terracosmo
I might not be drunk right now but I'll promise I'll frequent this topic with some drunken madness as soon as possible. I've been meaning to make a thread like this myself actually but it just never happened. Anyway since I'm bored I'm gonna post some drunken pics of our wild swedish parties of glory:

Me and two mates at my favorite pub. I don't know what the fuck I'm drinking though.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...and/party1.jpg

A mate attempting to use the weights in my gym during last friday's pre-party. It didn't go so well.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...and/party2.jpg

The aforementioned female mate (left) and my ex (right, not the one I wrote about in the relationship thread) making out. Stupid swedish bisexuality!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...and/party3.jpg

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Wow nice! Also the last time I was drunk, when I had my grandmothers birthday party. Me and a couple of friends just shot off fireworks, everywhere, especially in front of peoples doors [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img], we weren't wasted but partially drunk

WOO HOO! i moved into my college dorm just yestesrday and have been having fun every second since...i LOVE how they tell us not to drink, and when we came in, there was a garbbage can that said "Beer bottles go here"...

theres no need for "Asdfashyiop..ehadf" because then your not really drunkk, more as pretending to be those are some nice pictures terra. might i say they're also pretty damn fucked up?...okay no more typing.. i'm sorry if this post had many spellinh mistaked but i really cannt see what i'm typing, i'll edit it in a few hours...the text in this teeny little box are starting to morph...i think it s time for me to liee down.

i'm not reeally all that drunk, i'm modre of just having a reeally dizzy..ache...is there such thing as a dizzy ache?

My drunk pics.

Pregame. I'm the guy with the hat in case you've been living under a rock with Osama and haven't seen my pic yet.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5184/11ih.png

My third bottle of Mickey's
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2224/22jk.png
I'm slowly getting trashed. My eyes are glazed.

After a many swigs of the vodka and the wine.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/737/37xa.png
I'm trashed.

Time for bitches.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4855/41eb.png
I mark my claim on this girl. *boner* I move on.

Bitch steals my hat.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6458/53su.png
I claim her ass too.

Bitches grindin. Hottt.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8290/66vc.png
Too bad that fat piece of fucking whale shit ruins the picture. I don't know wtf she was doing there.

Overall, good night. Very good night.

Edit: Clearly, the way I remember the night is way different than how it really happened chronologically as the times in the pics tell otherwise.

lol @ last picture description. And that was some hot girls.

Dude. Get a haircut. Or don't let women steal your hat.

But yeah. I'll try to take some pics at the party I'm going to this weekend. If I can borrow my friend's digital camera.

ROTFLMAO @ Mut's hair

Holy shit how different you look without the cap

hahashsah im wasted, lol hgood fucking nite, ezza is fucking hto by the way, hahash i cant type

lol mut i lliek the chick in ur 3rd pic, at 10.24 or watever, shes fucking hoit

edit: sarahs fucking hot too, why does she have to ahdve a boyfirend [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
hahah u got no idea what im talking abotu

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ROTFLMAO @ Mut's hair

Holy shit how different you look without the cap

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hahaha! I had just assumed he had spikey/shaved hair (like most asians I know).
lol, nice pics.

rofl @ basey's drunken posts all over the forum

Yeah it's too bad about Sarah [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

lol my comptyers so loud its like an aeroplane, veoooooooooom

lol u catn confine me to one thread, no one can hahahah

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lol @ last picture description. And that was some hot girls.

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Yes, American girls are way prettier than you Swedish chickenheads.

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Dude. Get a haircut. Or don't let women steal your hat.

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Well, she only had it for that picture. And I guess I could use a haircut, but my hair was waaay messed up from wearing the hat all day. I had hat hair.

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Originally posted by: Terracosmo
ROTFLMAO @ Mut's hair

Holy shit how different you look without the cap

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There have been 490 pictures of me without wearing something on my head. Go look at my pic on GotBook.

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hahashsah im wasted, lol hgood fucking nite, ezza is fucking hto by the way, hahash i cant type

lol mut i lliek the chick in ur 3rd pic, at 10.24 or watever, shes fucking hoit

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Yes, the girl in the 3rd pic is named Briana. She is fucking amazing.

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hahaha! I had just assumed he had spikey/shaved hair (like most asians I know).
lol, nice pics.

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I did have spikey hair for about 2 months right when I was going into highschool, then I shaved it all off for four years since my hair was getting in the way during football (American).

lol well guys if the next morning and my head hurts
but i cant help but feel embarressed for all the shitty posts i posted lol

aw well only 2 more 19ths to go then ill have a non alcoholic night, i love the start of september its 5 of my mates bdays this week

FCUKFGING PIECE OF SHIT NIGHT

DAMN

I hate dnacing and IU hate girls

and my fucking vodka gan out too quickly

damnit all to he lll

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lol @ last picture description. And that was some hot girls.

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Yes, American girls are way prettier than you Swedish chickenheads.
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Haha, those American chicks were smoking. I prefer the first brunette. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

@ Terra, I think you have a drinking problem. ;p

all i can say is HUT UP!!!
MUT nice girls in the picture. i think you mezsed up the time or i'im alredy drunk but i didnt think id am.

terra, you shoudl go bkck to being a trasenxual.

really chaoskdididido I jsut drank lik e8ight bttles of hard whksiey *hiccup* and im lkie so druuunnk HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH*hiccup* WHogoto

getting your stomach pumped hurts.

(%_kAi_): I'm fucken drunk man, fuck you you cock sucking wankers!

shit r u guys actually drunk posting here? last drunk person i saw use a computer just passed out facedown into the keyboard lol[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

You guys sound like the typical "fun" drunks...I just get very quiet and bored...I hate being drunk, its so depressing and boring. Therefore I don't drink much cause I get nothing out of it, and it cost to damn much to drink...especially if you live in Pennsylvania where you have to get your alcohol from a "state store" that is government controlled and not from the local supermarket...

Man, my sympathies. Life blows so fucking much so I wouldn't know what to do if I couldn't at least get drunk occasionally. Getting depressed while drinking really sounds like the ultimate punishment.

So I have a funny story about being drunk, from last weekend

I live in a frat and we hosted a party. I was assigned to door duty from 11-12, prime time.

So me and this guy from Bama are chilling outside with the security guards, and I make sure noone's passed out/dying in our parking lot. Come back, walk up the steps to the house, and get that little tickle in my throat, that little "give me something to drink" urge. I can't resist.

I whip out my flask, raise it to my lips and am blinded by a flashlight.

Two cops must have WALKED (pretty strange in hilly Ithaca, they're almost always in cars) RIGHT UP BEHIND ME. And I'm standing there with the flask to my lips, caught dead.

The head cop asks me, "Do you have ID?"

I say, "Er.. it's upstairs" Trying to buy time and maybe an opportunity to get away.

"What's in the flask?"
"Bacardi Watermelon." No point in lying, he's going to find out anyhow.
"You live here?"
"Yes."
"You guys serving hard drinks in there?" (A big no-no for on campus houses)
"No. This is my own."
"You 21?"
"....No."
"Let me see your ID."
I hand it to him.
"You lied to me?"
"Huh?"
"You told me your ID was inside."
"Officer, what did you really think I was going to say? That's like a natural defense reaction."
"This hurts me." He says as he pours out my flask. The other cop is writing me a ticket.
"Can you at least let me keep the flask? It was a gift from a friend."
"Hell... why not"

At least they were nice about it. Two weeks ago, me and a freind went to a rave in NYC. We went and we got pretty close to wasted. At about 2:00am, the cops paid us a visit. My friend paniced and dove under a table, I just stood there. The cops found my friend and gave him a ticket for avioding arrest. They asked me why I didn't hide, and I told them I'm getting caught anyway, whats the point of hiding and getting a worse fine? Like assholes, they charged me for hiding and let my friend off the hook.

You guys are such burns, I'd hate to party with you guys.

Yeh Mut, everyone here sucks except for you.

You're obviously the only person on these forums who is any kind of good time at a party.

And sorry for my soberness during this post. I never seem to get around to going online when I'm drunk, unless its a really sucky night. I usually only use my room for two things when I'm drunk. Fucking and sleeping.

And did Terracosmo say above that he hates dancing and he hates girls? Would he prefer men?

lol, I forgot that I wrote that. Well, it was a sucky night.

This weekend was worthless. I was gonna party 2 days on a row as I do every weekend, but noooo... everybody are busy. Assholes.

This calls for double the amount of liquor next week!

Clearly, I hang out with the hottest bitches.

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Clearly, I hang out with the hottest bitches.

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pics?

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Clearly, I hang out with the hottest bitches.

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pics?

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hurrr.

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My drunk pics.

Pregame. I'm the guy with the hat in case you've been living under a rock with Osama and haven't seen my pic yet.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5184/11ih.png

My third bottle of Mickey's
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2224/22jk.png
I'm slowly getting trashed. My eyes are glazed.

After a many swigs of the vodka and the wine.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/737/37xa.png
I'm trashed.

Time for bitches.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4855/41eb.png
I mark my claim on this girl. *boner* I move on.

Bitch steals my hat.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6458/53su.png
I claim her ass too.

Bitches grindin. Hottt.
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8290/66vc.png
Too bad that fat piece of fucking whale shit ruins the picture. I don't know wtf she was doing there.

Overall, good night. Very good night.

Edit: Clearly, the way I remember the night is way different than how it really happened chronologically as the times in the pics tell otherwise.

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Some of those girls are actually pretty damn fine Mut! However, you remind of me that Asian dude in the Boost "poser" commercials.

Last night I taught a girl how to give head. Ah you gotta love drunk, willing freshmen girls! Cocaine IS a hell of a drug! (i don't use it, but she sure couldn't seem to get enough of it)

im starting to feel a buzzzz, im drinnking cuz im stuck sunday night at home, waiting for final fantasy advent children to finnish downloading, i'll continue on this post as time goes by while i wait and drink , so i dont ... . make too many repeat posts? -- ---[ notice my typing is ok so far ]----


still able to type, just checkin my age on the forums


still here, man this is a tough crowd, got banned really hard on irc!, what the helll , why , what did i do ? , not sure, oh well, but damn !

OOooh YeeAAAAhh !!! there were just messin with me!!!, lol, OkAy!!
lalala


anywayshs im watching Final Fantasy Advent Children, about one minute into it, and i still think its the best damned thing i've entertained my eyes with!!! go here to watch it too http://www.shinsen-subs.org/

woooooooooo...........
im like......in between drunk and buzzed atm........
just letting you know......


btw, anyone coming to visit us in hollywood, we'll have to try to get into the standard.......
best bar/club place ever [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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And sorry for my soberness during this post. I never seem to get around to going online when I'm drunk, unless its a really sucky night. I usually only use my room for two things when I'm drunk. Fucking and sleeping.

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Hehe yeah but I bet half these people aren't even drunk when they're posting, just pretending to be so they look cool.

Yeah, the only time I know when I'm alive is when I pretend to be drunk while posting on GW.

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Yeah, the only time I know when I'm alive is when I pretend to be drunk while posting on GW.

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lol. terra, feel like living today?

fucking shiut this night sucked
man, we went so far and the party sucked
I

fcuking shit

yeahj

gnight

or not

Bump because I'm hot. About to doze off but not so dizzy right now. It was a nice night, had band practice while being drunk - was funny.

Ya know, its really sort of sad that Terra managed to double post in this topic, even though the time between posting is about a full damn week...

Where are all the drunkies!?!?!?!

I, for one, started drinking at about 700 (after watching the glorious victory that was the NY Yankees' !) and didn't really look back. I played about 4, maybe 5 games of KS-regulation beer pong, losing the first two games and drinking 10 beers in the first hour and a half.

I also remember us ordering wingz, but when they showed up and we devoured them they turned out to be somebody else's (was wondering why there were more of them, and who the fuck wanted honey mustard) then ours came and I managed to eat on both ! Yay drunk leeching!

I played my 4th or 5th game of beer pong, also lost that one going under 50% for the night. Then this girl I've been seeing on occasion calls me and says she wants to meet up. I'm drunk as fuck so I'm sure not driving anywhere. She gets over, we start making out, I promptly need to go earl a good chunk of Spicy Teriyaki wingz over my balcony. Then I don't remember the rest but the box of condoms is now empty, so either I fucked up putting some on or was a stud last night. Too bad it's so damn hard to remember...

yea im finnalty drunk enopugh t post here. damn what a night, i got some girls but nothgin worth it. an dthen a fucking classmate was hitting on me fucking bitch she looks like shit. i got fylle hicka, i'll let Terra translate that one- any how it is the first time ever i got fylle hicka in my life and it fucking sucks i'd much rather be with rgirla. fuck fyllle ticka, terra translate.

MAN SKA INTE SUGA KUK PÅ LINJE 40, MAN SK INTE SUGA KUK PÅ LINJE 40 FÖR DÅ KOMMER KONDUKTÖREN OCH HAN KNULLAR DIG I RÖVEN, MAN SKA INTE SUGA KUK PÅ LINJE 40.

Oh my

I will have a hard time topping that when I come home drunk beyond belief tomorrow night

I'll top myself tomorrow(hopefully) if i canät get drunk i'll have to get together with agirl or something.

wooooo.....pretty good night.......
2 bottles of champaigne for $7 isnt a bad deal............
notpe not a bad deal at all

Note: apparently i start posts with "wooo" whenever im drunk o.O

i waz having a few drinks at my friendss crib and all..having a few 151 and hypntics..waz chilling wwit 3 otheer peopl i say thatt girl waz dead quieet at firstt until she haad like a feww freakin cups..theen she got crazzy..then wennt outzide to get some air untill we heard someting banging loud n whatevea we go outzide to check on her just beinng asleep on the caar she banged into..like ah fuck..obiviously wentt over her limit..we carrried her baq in an then drank sum more laughed..then played gran turismo 4..god damn i crashed into the sam wall like 4 tims..least i think its the same walll..fuqing a..another funny thingg..i dun no how i fuqinn got home..

pisscuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt

yet again im fuycking drunk, i didnt top last night but im fucking drunk., oh well ill leave it at that where the fuck is Terra? He's suppsoed to be drunk tonightto.

*giggles* 's been so long sice I was drinking! Ur, drunk. Whatever. Why am I posting here anyway? i so slepy. wish m e luck npt to throw up thonight.

Drunk enough for nakey pics?

~1~

Nah....


But I did lapdance a boya t the club!!1 Er... an d a girl, I think.

OMG

I was so damn drunk yesterday. I had 10 beers (5.9%) and a half bottle of Sambucca (39.5%). I was totally gone. So gone that I couldn't post here because I don't remember what happened after a certain point.
SORRY : (((

Anyway good weekend

Since the last times I've gotten drunk I haven't posted, I decided post now that I'm semi-drunk before actually going out...

So, good night... cya tomorrow....

I jusst gotr back friom one of my best freinds wedding. 10 shots in one hour isnt good for a driver.

Yet again im drunk, what a suprise eh? I'll probabvly post here every weekend for a while. Drink alot oc fucking booze people, tequila is your friend, vodka is your friend, whisky is your friend and beer is the best fucking drink ever. Have fun people and drink while you can.

Damn.....2 specialty drinks from the hollywood improv and im feelin' pretty good about now

best thing of all though......i only spent $5 for the whole night (including the 2 tickets)

god......are 6you guys such a bunch of losers that i have to do7uble post in th8is thing???1!@!!?

fuck

I woke up just now and I don't remember SHIT from yesterday... I've called people and apparently I almost trashed the club we were at

I'm the best!!

200 people makes party hoppin hoppin

Despite a rainy night last night our party went off pretty damn well. I hosted my room (wine was the drink there) and was lucky because all the chicas wanted wine instead of beer and so it was pretty crammed in my room. I wiped some freshmen out at beer pong, threw a kid out for stepping on my shoes, broke up a fight between two drunkasses on the lawn and have 11 new numbers in my cell phone. I also got dome from this sophmore girl.

Started the night with Jim Bean Bourbon at 8PM EST, graduated and killed a bottle of Rye Whiskey inbetween 830PM-930PM with some friends playing a card game called Purple. Mindless mindless drinking game that even a baboon could figure out, but theres nothing better if you wanna get fucked up.

Hope you all had a good weekend too (sounds like it from the people who posted = ) Too bad its Sunday...gotta get that work going...

EDIT: Correction, total number admitted to the party was officially 280, not counting brothers, pledges and whoever managed to sneak in...

i have exams [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

oh how i wish i could go get wasted

also my mates finish exams before i do and theres a massive party the nite before my last exam /cry

LOL i had the same problem, had my last exam yesterday and i was to sick and to echausted by that point to go on saturday partying tour.. But the big Chalmers PArty was on the friday... Or even thursday hmm.. But I missed it.. shame though.. I always get so drunk.. ANd have a blast,

I was on a Euro-trip this summer with 2 m8s of mine, we were (espacially me) drunk 24 days in a row.. After 24 days we had to chilld own, cuz i got sick, got noose bleed and puked blood and so me m8s took me in a hurry to a croatian hospital.. lol, the doctor confirmed, I had been drinkin to much, I was suffering of illness due to the fact that no nutriance or vitamins could be stored in my body, it just went through without doing anything, cuz I had been drinkin to much.. lol

Nice memories.. Wonderful trip..

I must say that the coolest town in europe must be Prague!!! lol

A pick I found on the internet.. Seemed like on hell of a party! =)

http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/2...rty00363nr.jpg

Now I've called some more people and apparently I also ruined my best friend's attempts at getting a girl, fell over several times and pulled the whole club with me, almost got thrown out... in short, I behaved like a total ass. Which means that I will now be sober for a long while, to repent. I'm thinking until friday or so.

Edit: This just in! One of my best female friends just sent me a message and told me that she hates me. I guess I haven't heard everything about last saturday yet.

Hory shid!

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LOL i had the same problem, had my last exam yesterday and i was to sick and to echausted by that point to go on saturday partying tour.. But the big Chalmers PArty was on the friday... Or even thursday hmm.. But I missed it.. shame though.. I always get so drunk.. ANd have a blast,

I was on a Euro-trip this summer with 2 m8s of mine, we were (espacially me) drunk 24 days in a row.. After 24 days we had to chilld own, cuz i got sick, got noose bleed and puked blood and so me m8s took me in a hurry to a croatian hospital.. lol, the doctor confirmed, I had been drinkin to much, I was suffering of illness due to the fact that no nutriance or vitamins could be stored in my body, it just went through without doing anything, cuz I had been drinkin to much.. lol

Nice memories.. Wonderful trip..

I must say that the coolest town in europe must be Prague!!! lol

A pick I found on the internet.. Seemed like on hell of a party! =)

http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/2...rty00363nr.jpg

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are you sure his house isnt like that all the time?

LOL, no this pick was "the day after the party"... lol, we got fight for our right.. toooo paaaaarty!

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Edit: This just in! One of my best female friends just sent me a message and told me that she hates me. I guess I haven't heard everything about last saturday yet.

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Is this your first time this happens? lolololol..

I got those sms on a weekly basies before.. Esecially between me and a female friend (girlfriend sometimes), we had those weekends every fucking weekend, (during my stay in the army), she didn't like the fact that i was in the army, neither did she like the fact that I wasn't "al eyes on you, BABY" al the time when I was at home.. lol
And she even followed me to the plane waving me of! Friday - good stuff - saturday - party > arguing - sunday - reunion alá Zodiac Allaince Freedom Treathy... lol lol lol (i like lol)

But be careful, one day they really mean it and then it's finit?! haha no more crawling back wanting some of the good stuff..

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Now I've called some more people and apparently I also ruined my best friend's attempts at getting a girl, fell over several times and pulled the whole club with me, almost got thrown out... in short, I behaved like a total ass. Which means that I will now be sober for a long while, to repent. I'm thinking until friday or so.

Edit: This just in! One of my best female friends just sent me a message and told me that she hates me. I guess I haven't heard everything about last saturday yet.

Hory shid!

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The only chance you have man is to grovle grovle like you have never grovled before. I know she's a freind but she's a woamn so grovle man grovle.

Since when did it become okay to post in here when not being drunk? Thought this place was drunk posts only.

Who says i'm not drunk. I've been ripped for the past 36 hours, I juist hold my shit together fairly well. My friend have been planing the 48 hour booze fest for a month now. 12 hours to go.

Not talking about you, i'm talking about isso's and Knives discussion.

That 48 hour booze fest sounds awesome, you'll have one killer hang over though.

And you shouldn't be posting here at al, being a minor..

Edit: I have now consuuumed some alcohol, my minibar is great, FROLUNDA won the game today and we are ceibrating, now that we are having a week of from scholl..

Well you live in Sweden to and know how common it is for minors to drink.

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Not really we have prefected the non hang over beer fest. At about hour 47 we down about five gatoraids each and a fist full of advil.

Was out all night, came home around 4:30 am. Been sitting here since, time is 9:30 am now lol.
I've never been so non-tired when I've gotten home from the clubs earlier, usually it's just crashing directly, but for some reason that wasn't the case last night. Maybe my body is getting too used to alcohol. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] Nice evening overall. Nothing special happened, we were at a club with a live band which played Iron Maiden & Judas Priest though, which was fucking awesome. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

fuck fuck fuck fuck, i drank a full 750 ml of 80 proof rum and am still sober (as is appatenrt by this post) damnit... thats about it, i mean seriously, what does it take to get drunk?

\\Me and the captain didn't make it happen. =(

I was way to drunk yesterday (im actually still drunk lololol).. I hooked up with my friends little sister yesterday.. WTF was I thinking (he's a bodybuilder).. Damn he's going to open a can of whoop ass on me! lol.. And I fighted with the f****** guards also, getting me thrown out of the trainstation when I was on my way home.. AndI got home about 8 o clock this morning.. hell that was an night out I'm not so proud of..

She was hot though.. It's dangerous now that al the little sister become prey as they grow.. I know i'm on probahition.. But hell´.. damn, I got some telefon numbers in my wallet.. I don't know if I'm going to call them.. I'm still like... WTF?

EDIT: My friend told me that I was hitting on other girls at the same time as I was making out with my friends little sister.. And a chinese guy hit me in the face cuz I was hitting on his girlfriend.. I just looked upon him and laughed and saw my friends coming from the behind of him and then they toke him and threw him to the ground.. lol.. So the guards kicked out one of my friends, and as he was on his way to the trainstation, another sister from my hockeyteam friends called him and he got some smootchi pootchi.. Lol, it's just WTF??

Damn how am I going to explain the explotation of their sisters... damn damn damn.. WTF

OOOOH drama. However, good luck. Remember to use the replacement jutsu when the beat down comes.

Or try a Kage no bullshit on him and see if it works.. lol, damn, I'm going to call her tomorrow..

whah, 16! official drnking age. I have a socce rgame tomorrow, is goint to be fun wiyh a hangover ha,. on of the guys passed ouy, see ya, i hav to get back to the partty

16 and the kid is drinking legally! envoius i am not (since i still live in the U.S.) but it still makes me wonder why i must hide like a fugitive for an action that is accepted almost everywhere else....

Won one game of beer pong 10-5, then got crushed 10-1 (i made about 9 shots, but the fucking kid across from me rebuttled every one of them...) and now i'm drunk and going to watch Blood+ or perhaps call my girl. Not quite sure yet which...

Its the weekend; Get fucked up!

I had an absolutely splendid night yesterday. The pre-party was great, we were at a nice little bar, but unfortunately I got really pissed at a girl who was being annoying, so in order to channel my agressions I had to hit a fucking tree (it tore up half of my hand :S). But other than that incident it was outstanding, the club we were at later on was great, and I found some attractive company in the form of a female friend that I didn't know very well before last night. I danced and made out with her all evening and then brought her home.

*Drumroll*

AND HE SCOOOORES!

She just left actually. Apparently she's had the hots for me (and who doesn't have the hots for Terra?) for a long time. I'm not sure I want to enter another relationship though...

Will post some pics later. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

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*Drumroll*

AND HE SCOOOORES!

She just left actually. Apparently she's had the hots for me (and who doesn't have the hots for Terra?) for a long time. I'm not sure I want to enter another relationship though...

Will post some pics later. [img][/img]

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Good fucking shit man! .....but what kind of pics are we talking about here? o_0

I had to go out and buy a 36 economy pack of condoms last night. After this morning's "wakeup excersises" I'm down to 32 left in the pack! Who says alcohol makes it hard to get up? Cuz Jack Daniels would like to prove that otherwise!

(on a wondering note, perhaps it'd be entertaining to make "The Official I Got Some Pussy" thread?)

I was all out of condoms, but luckily the girl was on birth control pills (I think that's the english expression for it... I think you know what I mean).
Hooray for morning exercises! Man, I seriously need some sleep.

lol... a thread like that would be pretty funny, though it would only be 3 people here posting in it at most. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] J/K

Oh and the pics I plan to post are some taken at the club in question, there was a fairly nice shot of me and the girl in action for example. Woohoo!

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lol... a thread like that would be pretty funny, though it would only be 3 people here posting in it at most.

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lol at that, and definately QFT

awww it fucking sucks i didnt pick up tontie, my mayte rekoned he coudl go with me drink for drink but i showed him ey, fucker was more pissed then me after 8 of them. rather uneventful night with 3 people bailing on us (ill get them back tomoz nite [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] ) and meeting a few new people at the club, oh and a hot chick having a good perv on me at the train station on the way in, but i figured the night was young and i had plenty of time [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img], aw well house party tomorrow night woopeee.

ah shit lol double post hahahaa

am i like thoe only fucker who goes out on these boards, fucking house party, been a whiele, was alright, ratio was a bit stuffed but not too bad. haha theres a bloody spa and suana at this gusy plaace. i dont know how many i had but it was a good night.

now someone else blody post, triple post ooo yea

lmao

I'm going out tonight [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Don't triple post..

Wow, this weekend was like a repeat of last one. Same place, same girl, same hot sex.

Well, ain't complaining!

you lcuky bastard terra, tonite was my 1 yeAr school reunion, saw a lot of the guys that i usually stuff around with and a lot of the ones i dont. after teh pub where it was at we kicked on, in the last 5 minutes before we left to go home i ran into a chick that i went to shcool with who was so fucking cute, and i swear next time i see my two mates i was with i am going ot hit them, 10 minutes alone with her is all i wanted. just 10 minutes and i wouldve had her number and hopefully some tongue too but noooo they had to keep butting in adn saying stupid shit. me her and my mattes all left at the same time and i got a little kiss goodbye, then of course they came runnign up for a kiss on the cheeck from her goodbye, which she did, as most girls would.

i dont know what to make of the night, had a good time right up until my friends fucked me over. shouldve just asked for her number anyway [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]

What the fuck is wrong with your mates? Kick there asses and you guys should set up some rules about that shit it works suprinsgly well for me and my mates. Going out soon, open up my newly bought Jägermeister and going to some houseparty hopefully it will kick ass.

basey, you need to take your buddies to "Wingmanship 101". Right now they're getting an F, with special CockBlocking skills...

I got more pussy last night, but I'm getting tired of the girl... and now she's getting really attached to me.... am I an evil person? I'm asking a different girl out tonight, the other is going home for Thanksgiving early (left this afternoon) and I need to get my dick wet.

Passing it to the left

Yo drunk like fuck! Basey you sobered up by now?

Managed to tell th host that her mother was an alcoholic and i almost got my ass kicked but fuck i got drunk and that what's counts. Cheeers boys.

So Terra post a bit once you logs on, i had fun talking to ya tonight.

lol [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Yeah I was damn drunk yesterday, had some hilarious talks with PSJ over the phone and absolutely no idea how I came home from town. :S
Man, today's hangover is no laughing matter.

@masemune: I'm almost in the same position, having sex with a girl who is getting more and more attached.
In fact, I woke up next to her this morning and I hardly saw her the night before so I don't know where the hell she came from. Maybe I called her when I was in my blackout.

The wonders of beer!

Oh and I was at a japanese bar last night too, had some hot sake, I felt like a samurai [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]