Today I learned that Ginger Crinkle cookies will always remain my nemesis. No matter what I do, or how I vow to make them better next time or watch them more carefully, I ALWAYS burn them.
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Today I learned that Ginger Crinkle cookies will always remain my nemesis. No matter what I do, or how I vow to make them better next time or watch them more carefully, I ALWAYS burn them.
Today I learned that being unemployed makes you want to kill yourself due to feelings of worthlessness.
Today I learned that teh funniest actrually serious movie is the Oddessy. Me and my friends cracked up watching this movie. I also learned that even the smartest kids in my grade still arent very smart........except me........
I learned that you shouldn't make veiled threats in a conversation unless your prepared to follow through with them.
Also, I can't cook worth a damn. Unless its on a barbque. Then I do ok.
I learnt not to take any medicines without going to see a doctor because then you get nasty side effects.
What? You're not watching enough anime. I've been unemployed for half a year and I couldn't be happier.Quote:
Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Today I learned that being unemployed makes you want to kill yourself due to feelings of worthlessness.
Where do you get your money from? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]
today i learned that berardi 151 lights up goood.....i've always heard it but never done it.
I learned that DB_Hunter had explosive diarrhea today. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by: DB_Hunter
I learnt not to take any medicines without going to see a doctor because then you get nasty side effects.
I get free money from the government.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] It's called "alpha-kassa" which is like unemployment compensation for students. No I'm just kidding, I'm a gigolo.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]Quote:
Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Where do you get your money from? [img][/img]
I actually thought I had developed arthritis in my foot at the age of 21!Quote:
Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
I learned that DB_Hunter had explosive diarrhea today. [img][/img]Quote:
Originally posted by: DB_Hunter
I learnt not to take any medicines without going to see a doctor because then you get nasty side effects.
@el_boss:
Oh, I thought you had to work for a while before getting a-kassa. Yay for the government [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
wish i was a gigolo
Today I learned that in Italy it is encouraged to get drunk, but not so much so that you puke or spill stuff or fall down or make that much of an ass of yourself.
I also recently learned that the Romans were absolute geniuses. Damn near every aspect of modern urban development has come straight from their designs, models and cities.
I have also learned that unpasteurized cheese makes a person unable to hold down any food or liquid for about 24 hours. Not pleasant.
I have also learned that the world really is very ignorant and close -minded when it comes to accepting American football.
well, those lessons are mostly useless, but its early in the morning and i m hungoverm, so thats just the way it is.
@Terracosmo: For A-kassa yes. For Alfa-kassa no. You just have to gone to school to get this.
Today I learned that train-tickets are very cheap in the middle of the week. They're like 1/3 of the price on weekends.
Thats because American football is the goddamn shittiest game ever created.
That would be cricket or baseball, not football. If its the shittiest game, why is it one of the most watched?Quote:
Originally posted by: The Heretic Azazel
Thats because American football is the goddamn shittiest game ever created.
I learned nothing is ultimately bad. Also, I learned anything ultimately Good is bad in itself.
Today in my History of New Jersey class I learned that the Swedes were responsible for introducing the log cabin, worm fence, and the Swedish Lutheran Church. I also learned that New Jersey used to be a Swedish colony until the Dutch came and whoop their asses out.
Because Americans are shitty lol[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] Nah I'm just kidding............or am I?Quote:
Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
That would be cricket or baseball, not football. If its the shittiest game, why is it one of the most watched?Quote:
Originally posted by: The Heretic Azazel
Thats because American football is the goddamn shittiest game ever created.