Fan Made ninja powers/bloodlines

Genjutsu: Eat-Shit-And-Enjoy-It no jutsu

Bloodline Limit: This fantastic Genjutsu can only be used by the acclaimed and fear members of the Hidden Cooking Village, or wherever those Ninja Chefs come from...

Description:
Place a pile of poop (the smellier and messier the better) into the pot (throwaway preferrable) and stir vigourously while chanting "YouwilleatshitandloveitYouwilleatshitandloveitYou willeat..." and so on and so on, while concentrating your chakra into the spoon. Focus on some kind of dish, preferably one the recepient is partial to, and try to make yourself believe that you are cooking that dish, not poop. Keep the chakra in the spoon as much as possible, although some will naturally transfer into the poo.

Before serving go out of the kitchen and go to the lucky eater. Tap them ("Oh I'm sorry it was an accident!") on the head with the spoon while releasing the control of the Chakra, allowing the spell to gush into the mind of the recipient. Go back into the kitchen.

Serve poo platter. Sit back and watch the fool eat shit and enjoy it.

Even Orochimaru isn't evil enough to come up with a jutsu like that.

How about a Jutsu that only medic nin can use. We will call it, Pepto-bismol no Jutsu. User focuses all his chakra into his hands and creates Pepto-bismol. this fantastic new drink cures Diareah and AIDS. Side effects may include long lasting PMS and more vulnerability to STD's. User should not use this jutsu if they smoke, drink, are pregnant, or over the age of 45.

A Jutsu that allows the user to do whatever they wish, as soon as they think it it comes true and it can only be used by the drims clan .......
name: God no jutsu

hah! talk about a supreme jutsu [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

ok ok yea clothes no jutsu with 3 easy hand signs take off anyones clothes >.> lol

Mostly Jiraiya would mostly use this one [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] lol

Sight Steal Immitation no Jutsu:


With the use of several hand movements, while the user has his eyes closed, the user temporarily gains (but does not steal) an immitation of the same special bloodline trait (only to do with the eyes) as a targeted foe. This technique cannot be dodged, but is fairly slow and easily stopped if the user is hit by anything. The bloodline trait for the eyes gained is only, at best, 70% as powerful as the actual bloodline trait.


Sight Steal no Jutsu:


This is a forbidden technique. This literally and permanently steals a foe's bloodline trait (for the eyes). As a side-effect, the targeted foe loses their sight completely (in theory, this Jutsu should trade eyes, but because it targets a special bloodline trait, the result is blindness for the target who posesses the special bloodline trait). The user must first use a series of hand seals, then concentrate his chakra to his own hands and eyes. The user then puts his hands over the eyes of his foe. This technique takes a great amount of time, chakra, and concentration of the chakra to the eyes and hands. Unless if the foe is willingly forfeiting his eyes, the Sight Steal Jutsu can only be done when the enemy is immobilized.