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it's a basic differential, you can integrate a constant, just assume the line x dx/dy = c therefore you multiply by dy and get x dx = c dy which you can integrate. Either way there are a lot of holes in this breast theory and it doesn't make any sense.
Like what? I dare you to challenge the breast theory.
i kinda get what ur saying but then theres no area under a graph of x=c so...
also there are no holes in the breast theory, the breasts never lie
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Deblas, don't just post a worthless smiley and think you're not spamming.
if you're gonna post, post something worthwhile reading.
It's so nice to see so many people who agree with my breast theory. To bad my other thread for the Save the Advanced Bloodline foundation got shot down by the gotwoot gestapo.
Yeah that one wasn't as funny as this one, and it sucked. actually this one kinda sucked too, but i didn't wanna make you look stupid so i played along.Quote:
Originally posted by: LobsterMagnet
It's so nice to see so many people who agree with my breast theory. To bad my other thread for the Save the Advanced Bloodline foundation got shot down by the gotwoot gestapo.
The other one wasn't stupid. Maybe people would have liked if the gotwoot gestapo hadn't closed it before it had a chance to flourish. You may think that this one is stupid but I believe that everyone who has posted and kept this thread going may beg to differ. SUBMIT TO THE BREAST THEORY FOR IT IS KISHIMOTO's WILL.
well if you don't want to get shot down post a topic thats interesting
I dunno. My cousins are all flat chested Japanese girls, and they can SO kick my ass (mainly cause I don't fight back). What about Kankuro? He's got moobs, but he's weak, relying on a puppet. ALSO, when Tsunade and Jiraiya were growing up, Tsunade was flat like Sakura. YET Jiraiya says that when they were young, Tsunade punched him and sent him flying. Boobs=/=Strong.
Well, now that Sakura studies under Tsunade we can very the theory. If she not only increses her strength but also her cup size, the theory is true.
Well unlike the other this was actually funny.. For me this was more like a joke.. nothing i take seriuos.. But the other topic was just boring and i think to it was stupid..
Reason for big breast, they train using free weights.
reason for free weights, they want strength
They have strength and big man chests cause they strong. ahahhaha
I was watching a sports competition 1 day... woman's muscle contest....
Them muscle breasts r dumb ugly. but they mad deizel.
can women lose their breast fat cells and convert it to muscle cells if they start pumping?
or will the breast fat continue to be there along with the muscle.(breast=mostly fat and water)
Were not going to see if Sakura gets bigger breasts for quite some time. It will be long and hard training. If she has larger breasts after the eventual time jump then we will know once and for all that the theory is true.
This is getting old.
yeah everythings been discussed let it die it was funny while it lasted though.... unlike the bloodline thing
Since the most popular thread right now seems to be who's the hottest I though I'd bring back this old thread that I started a while ago. It's interesting to see if it still holds up post-time jump. Although If you look at the bust increases in all of the female chuunin you can see how each one of them has progressed in terms of strength (if the theory holds true).
Won't be proven until we get to see Ino, Hinita, and Tenten in action. For those of you who are too lazy to read the first post the breast naruto theory ever is essentially my theory that the skill of the various female ninja seen in naruto can be inversely determined by the size of their breasts. Sakura sucks so of course she's mostly flat chested. But the strongest female ninja , tsunande has the largest. Discuss anew!!!
Although ur theory can be true to most female characters few exceptions can be found as others have said (ex. Tayuya). Also, it is not a surprise to predict that after the post time jump most female characters become stronger and have bigger breasts. But these two factors may not be related at all. It is neccessary to be stronger as a chuunin than a genin. Also, since they are all going through puberty, it is not surprising their boobs are getting bigger than when they were 12.Quote:
Originally Posted by LobsterMagnet
heero, dont crush his moment. No wonder i've never seen this thread, before lobster bumped it, the last post was in 2004. :p
lobstermagnet, its freaky but now that i think about it some more, your right.
Glad to hear that you guys appreciate the breast naruto theory ever. I think the best way to point out the validity of the theory is to just look at Ten Ten. Before the time-jump she got her ass beat by temari. After the time jump with her much larger bust she's able to go toe to toe with Kisame from the akatsuki.
We have yet to see Ino or Hinita in action but considering their new bustly busts I think that they'll be capable of quiet the ass whoopin. Sakura's chest hasn't increased that much although she has been gotten more curves. It makes sense that she's been decent but hasn't really been pulling her weight. Like how she stood around and did nothing during the oro vs. 4 tail naruto fight.
Gotwoot perverts come and discuss further the mystical power of the chest that rules the naruto world.