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Please don't relate Naruto by adding that "Z" to it. It just brings back bad memories.
Ok even if 50 and 12, 50-13 = 38 which is still feasible. Cmon, I know you want to believe.
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (xtort @ Feb 11 2004, 09:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I would like to add, for the record, that Tsunade isn't Naruto's mother. Re-read this again and again: Tsunade isn't Naruto's mother.
It goes against everything we've been shown of every character. A] Naruto would have been much more respected, having a Sennin parent. B] Women don't just drop a baby off for a ritual demon-sealing ritual. I believe, no matter what I think at any given moment about where story is going, that Kishimoto has a better understanding of human emotions, and wouldn't allow this kind of flaw in the story. C] Tsunade would have had some reaction to seeing him again, besides "who the heck is this loser?!" D] Once she found out who Naruto was, would she beat up her own son? E] While the Konoha village people have promised not to speak of his past, this doesn't hold true for other people. Wouldn't the verbage from other people (Orochimaru, especially) have been different if she were his mother?
I can go on and on and on. Naruto is not her son.
-xtortout
PS In case you skipped all that, Naruto is not Tsunade's son. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
If you think by that certain logic: That tsunade was a sannin, so naruto should be respected but he isn't, I guess that kills the 4th being his father theory because HE WAS A FREAKING HOKAGE.
It only makes sense that Naruto's parents were nobodies who got killed by the Kyuubi. Nothing spectacular, otherwise that would destroy a lot of stuff about making yourself be recognized by your own talents
*EDIT* Please don't double post. The edit button is your friend!
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Yeah they do look similar. Especially if you look at both of them from the side view.
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Tsunade is in her 50's. Naruto is 12. She was young when Dan died. Math doesn't matchup
Tsunade + Jiraiya = Yondaime
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Naruto according to the manga is now 13. So lets do some match 50 - 14 (9 months too!) is about 35/36.
Its not uncommon for a mother to give birth to a child in thier thirties.
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it's either that or they the bad guys, and they got they nine tails to be sealed inside naruto and had him grow up alone to make him a strong ninja, so they could use him later on.
I know that the weak part of this theory is the fact that if they would have trained him then he'd be much stronger, but you can get over that easily.
and according to the 'get respect through your own talent' rule, there's NO FUCKING WAY that Naruto is the 4th's reincreation, it'd be like throwing the whole character out the window.
the whole Hokage\other leaf parenthood thing just doesn't fit to naruto's growing up lifestyle, no matter how you look around, there are too many plotholes for it to work.
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I would like to add, for the record, that Tsunade isn't Naruto's mother. Re-read this again and again: Tsunade isn't Naruto's mother.
It goes against everything we've been shown of every character. A] Naruto would have been much more respected, having a Sennin parent. B] Women don't just drop a baby off for a ritual demon-sealing ritual. I believe, no matter what I think at any given moment about where story is going, that Kishimoto has a better understanding of human emotions, and wouldn't allow this kind of flaw in the story. C] Tsunade would have had some reaction to seeing him again, besides "who the heck is this loser?!" D] Once she found out who Naruto was, would she beat up her own son? E] While the Konoha village people have promised not to speak of his past, this doesn't hold true for other people. Wouldn't the verbage from other people (Orochimaru, especially) have been different if she were his mother?
I can go on and on and on. Naruto is not her son.
-xtortout
PS In case you skipped all that, Naruto is not Tsunade's son.
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</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Everon @ Feb 12 2004, 12:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Naruto according to the manga is now 13. So lets do some match 50 - 14 (9 months too!) is about 35/36.
Its not uncommon for a mother to give birth to a child in thier thirties. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I went by their ages at the start of the manga. The Sannins were all 50 and the Rookies were all 12.
Face it, she isn't his mother either way. It just isn't possible. Unless she and Yondaime are not related and she seduced the guy.
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Naruto had a virgin birth... c'mon everyone knows that.
Yondaime gave birth to Naruto under the manger with the 3 sennins watching.
Kyuubi, a.k.a. Herod wanted to kill Naruto - but Yondaime escaped with the savior of Konoha by sealing Herod into a vessel provided by Naruto...
Then he sacrificed himself for our sins... or .. wait... .. rewind.. shit - there goes my theory. AHHHHHHH!!!
Ok - contribution to the thread. I think Kishimoto will tell us that naruto had no mumma when Naruto Z comes out. Which I hope never! Something things are best left unanswered and unmaimed by crappy sequels. Although DB didn't need DBZ to lame it up. Ok point said and done.
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</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dazzz @ Feb 8 2004, 04:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> my theory: tayuya is naruto's mother.
and the 'father' is anko.
and naruto was adopted. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
i think my theory still stands as the most logical and obvious.
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</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (otakujb @ Feb 12 2004, 11:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> anybody notice the resemblence between the forth hokage and naruto?? just something to think about... </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>WHAT? NARUTO AND THE 4TH??? </span>
simon: surprise of the century
