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Today I learned Lucifus doesn't spend a lot of money. Wait till you get that first summer internship @ 15+/hr... if you don't have taxes withheld your seeing around $500-$600 a week for a standard 40 hour work week. While working 8-4:30 5 days a week usually isn't fun, ripping open that bi-weekly check sure is!
Ripping open that bi-weekly check as a fulltime employee is even more fun!
Today I learned that theres a place in the mall called Ice Imports where i can buy shuriken and throwing needles so i can be a ninja like naruto!!
How do i figure out such things you ask? Well, have I got a story to tell in these 10 minutes before I go to the movies.
Well, I was over at my friend Tom's house with my friends schuylar and max.
We were walking down the street, and all the sudden, schuylar ran into the street and screamed at a car, calling it a "PDIDDLE!" which apparantly is a car with only 1 of its 2 headlights working. The people in the car flicked us off and drove by. A few minutes later, as we were about to cross the side-street to get to the other side of the sidewalk, the car cuts us off. Unsurprisingly, it was the "pdiddle" car.
Two enormous wiggers get out. And these guys were like 6"6', steroid jacked, whitebeater-wearing wiggers. When they climbed out of their car, they screamed at us, "What'd you call us?!?"
Tom, schuylar and I started sprinting for our lives. But max stayed back.
Wiggers: "Why dont u go running off wit ur friends son?!"
Max: Why? What you gonna do to us? punks
(max then pulls out his pocket knife)
Wiggers: This what!
(wigger pulls out gun)
Max then ran for his life and hid in a bush with us as we waited for the car to drive by.
After it all died down, I started to think, "How would sasuke have handled that situation?"
Then I thought, before they could reach into their pants for the gun, he would immobilize their hands with throwing needles and maybe a shuriken if it got too serious. So I did sum research and found out I could purchase these weapons at a store near me.
You guys get bi-weekly check's? In the UK you only get them once a month.Quote:
Originally Posted by AssertnFailure
But yea I just got a graduate job so I'm looking forward to ripping open the full time checks :D. But internships can be fun too!
Two terms I've added to my vocabulary this day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizuchi
Possibly the only good post you have ever made.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizuchi
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PdiddleQuote:
Originally Posted by bagandscalpel
Today I learnt that its not very smart to spend all of my first paycheck in 1 minute..........
I bought a PSP with alot of accessories and games.
Should be here in 2 days. :)
Can't wait for Valkyrie Profile, and that soon to come Final Fantasy VII game.
Today I learned boring people ask pretend to be asked a question so they can have a conversation with nobody.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizuchi
^ internet is serious business...
Today I learned that my lawnmower is very picky and will only work when it wants to, otherwise it just likes to make strange noises and fill the air with enough smoke to make a hippy cry.
Today I learned that I've started exactly 10 threads here in GW since I signed up here and started posting.
Today I learned that some people can't stay on topic. Just sayin'
I also learned that I hate it when my users think they know more about system administration and information security than I do. I wouldn't mind it if the belief were true, 'cause then I could learn something. But some people are just stubbornly idiotic, leaving no recourse.
It's annoying.
Today I learned about
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
and that when something is repeated 3 times it actually does stick.
Christ, I really f*cking hate that commericial. I mean hate it to the core. If I saw the creators walking by me, i would mug, and beat the sh*t out of them. >.>
One of the most annoying things i've ever seen/heard in my life.
Today I learned that my brother got a cat......I don't like cats. I'm more of a dog person.
Seems like i've got a new pet animal to torture. :D
What the fuck are you two talking about.
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEADQuote:
Originally Posted by Chaoskiddo
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
Go to my stupid/funny/annoying commercials thread so we dont end up off topic and theirs a link to it.
It's not a thread anymore...
So where do you apply it again? I forgot.
YouTube is a magical placeQuote:
Originally Posted by Chaoskiddo
Today I learned that and this...Quote:
Originally Posted by AssertnFailure
Hahaha,
Today I learned that the PSP is the f@cking greatest!!! Easiest to use, most simplistic hardware! :)With a ton of features! It`s so customizable, if of course you know how to use it. Well worth the buy! BTW, I made this post with my new PSP!