Originally Posted by
rockmanj
Good Grief, one of my roommates is a functional idiot. I need to vent, so I will just list a few of the dumb things she has done in recent memory:
-cannot use a can opener, and actually, cannot identify one by herself.
-wanted me to open a bottle of (my) beer, and asked me to open it. I told her that i do not have an opener in my bedroom. So she comes back with a vegetable skin scraper and asks if that is the can opener. Then she finds the bottle opener, and it takes her 5 minutes to open with bottle (i heard signs of struggle as well)
-tried to but a large cup into the microwave. I told her that it would not fit, so she gets an even larger one (which of course does not fit)!
-she is also very lazy: never does dishes, does not put recyclables in the recyclable bag (right next to it, like that extra inch will kill her), and never takes the trash to the dumpster.
-Also fashions herself a "feminist" but complains that people do not do enough for her because she is a "girl"
-turns the thermostat to like 80F (26.6 C) at all times, which is too hot for my other roommate and myself, but does not care, and whines when someone lowers it to a more reasonable temp.
I could go on...ugh
P.S. I forgot about the 10 shitty pop songs that she plays everyday at 6 am.