the Loli trap? Luckily I am immune to that one. The traps that I usually get caught up in involve copious amounts of booze,along with elaborateBatman Gambits
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the Loli trap? Luckily I am immune to that one. The traps that I usually get caught up in involve copious amounts of booze,along with elaborateBatman Gambits
If you are referring to the second one, that is not a loli trap. That is a Hideyoshi trap, which is a sex category in itself.
Yea...I have been caught in that before... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by shinta|hikari
And It is not really bitching, but the other day I was having a meeting at a pizza place, and the waiter there apparently thought I was very attractive, sought me out on facebook, and basically asked me out. The thing is the waiter is a man, and I am not gay...this happens to me at least once a week, and I am not sure why. His explanation: "Maybe everyone else knows something you don't" Totally not the case; i am a fan of the ..lady bits and features.
Lol, dont worry dude, happens to me sometimes. I think its just an unfortunate side-effect of looking young and boyishQuote:
Originally Posted by rockmanj
How can you complain about being hit on by guys?
I find it flattering that I'm irresistible to both genders.
Today riding to work I was really irritable and pissy for the whole ride. (VERY uncharacteristic for me, I love my morning ride like a fish loves water). All morning at work, I was super tired and had absolutely no reason to be, I had a bad headache and walking to lunch The sunlight was bugging me a lot, too bright.
That's when I put it all together, concussion. Again, damn.
How you ask, why do I have a concussion (and apparently a little whiplash) well, I'm glad you asked.
For the last 3 years I've been attempting to hit the ceiling of my house with my head. Never been able to (before). It's 2' from head-top to ceiling with bare heels on ground. Last night I succeeded spectacularly. The impact created a thundering boom that shook the walls and reverberated through the floors and ceilings echoing around the house. My roommate witnessed it, and described to me the fury of the impact.
Remember when Gon was fighting Netero and hit his head on the ceiling then fell to the ground holding it? It was just like that. As I discovered today, I didn't just bonk my noggin, I'm a goddamned idiot who gave himself a concussion my hitting the ceiling with my head. To be honest, I had never acdtually considererd what would happen if I did hit it, I'd simply nevber been able to before so I never thought about it.
Now my nextweek or two is gonna suck =(, AND I can't play friday soccer or commute everyday. I'm pissed.
It took just one sentence to wash away my heartful surge of empathy and worry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cal_kashi
I just can't feel sorry for you anymore :p
I just wanted to touch it, you know? To see if I could, to just lightly graze it really would have been enough for me =/...
You should have worn your biking helmet.
Gus Ferrotte of the Washington Redskins did the same thing when he rammed his helmeted head into the goal post in celebration after a touchdown.
Any man noble enough to undertake such an endeavor is necessarily, a purist. To use a biking helmet in the task is at best, dishonest. The additional height bestowed upon him by the helmet would corrupt the spirit of the act. Cal Kashi, for your brave and inspiring achievement, I salute you! And, I lol at you. Hardcore xD. Get better soon man.
Someone told me that...although I haven't been doing fantastic with the ladies as of late.Quote:
Originally Posted by XanBcoo
As for my complaint...I actually got into an argument with a guy that believes that Bleach is 100 times better than One Piece. He says that OP is stupid, childish and nobody ever dies. And he likes Bleach and Naruto because people die. That was his whole (erroneous) basis...sigh
That is so getting used this weekend!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cal_kashi
You see, I bet it hurt less with a helmet =P. Though I reckon he still felt mighty foolish...Quote:
Originally Posted by Animeniax
exactly, this is why it never counted when I was able to reach with my fro, and even then my fro just barely made it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Uchiha Barles
Yeah his goof was on national TV and I think it was during a playoff game so viewership would have been high. He didn't get a concussion, he strained his neck and couldn't play the next game, if I recall correctly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cal_kashi
Now THAT'S funny... I'd be laughing harder if I wasn't out of commission for a little while myself... but I am laughing a good hearty laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Animeniax
I am a moron.
My car's engine blew out and has to be completely replaced because I forgot to put oil in it.
Volumes could be written about my ineptitude.
Haha. Sorry, Xan, but this time there's no choice but to laugh at you. But I guess it can happen, despite the warning light and the motor temperature gauge showing alarming signs.
In my defense, the car is 12 years old and one of the warning lights is always on despite nothing being wrong, and another comes on and off almost at random. I guess the "oil" light didn't even register in my brain until it was too late.
Regardless of that, I'm still a moron for not knowing to change the oil regularly anyway. It's indefensible.
It's been raining non-stop here for the past two days. All told, between 4-6 inches of rain (10-15 cm). There are little miniature springs bubbling water everywhere in my yard, elsewhere bridges are getting washed out, etc. Get home to find water in my basement. This is not a normal occurrence because of the elevation and orientation of my house.
Look behind the furnace, and discover a square hole in the floor of my foundation!
I'm pretty sure this hole is from an older furnace that got removed a few years ago. It never rained here enough before to inundate the ground this thoroughly before, so I never knew it was there. Luckily, there is another nearby hole that goes down to the well, so it shouldn't be that bad. The bright side is that once the ground dries up, I can fill in that hole with cement.
So, the water damage itself is so negligible you aren't going to wait for the insurance company to have a look at it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryllharu