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K, I'm kind of nicking this topic of some other forum, but I thought it mught be fun to apply it to the Naruto world.
Rules are you ask a stupid question, next persons gives a stupid answer, then poses their very own stupid question. Ok, here goes....
Why do the 3 ninja from the "Lucky" team where oxygen masks?
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They wear the masks to prevent from smelling Sakura's body odor.
sakura smells bad because she is too busy stalking sasuke kun
why does everyone in naruto look like they are drawn? THis show is too cartoony -.-
because kishimoto couldn't afford to pay real actors.
why does naruto wear orange?
Because orange is my favorite color.
Why do they fight with knives 1v1 instead of swords?
because they like to copy dragonball style, where everything involves 1v1s.
why don't u call sakura suckura?
because this anime is sorta aimed at kids, and we can't have any sexual references in this anime.
why don't they have guns?
because those were gay as hell in the pilot chapter.
Why did Konoha invent television before gunpowder or the combustion engine?
Because it's much more exciting to ride donkeys while watching a mini TV.
Why do most of the women wear fishnet?
so a certain legendary sannin never misses out on baywatch
Edit (dammit got in second) In case they get hungry whilst out on a mission.
why does nobody hardly ever change clothes?
because being dirty is all the rave
why does tsunade have such big tits?
she actually stuffed them.
how come kakashi doesn't have a girl friend?
Cos he freaks'em out with his collection of facial masks, even more so when he insists they wear one too
How did they sculpt the hokage faces on the cliffs?
he did, but he looked at another chick and she ripped his eye out with a kunai
how come the ninjas don't watch mtv?
They don't get american tv
Does Tsunade's breats fall to the ground when she is old?
no she rolls em up and tapes them
what do all the animals do all day when they arent being summoned?
they go online and post stupid questions in naruto forums
how come anko never busts out the curse seal?
because her shirt top would rip apart
why aren't more people joining the fun that is this thread?
Because no one cares
Why does Orochimaru like to molest little boys?