Just now, I was browsing different articles of Naturo on Wikipedia. I was scanning the small section of Itachi when I was utterly surprised to see: "Itachi has a daughter,however, she is six years old and is currently residing at the Akatsuki lair after her mother was killed. Itachi hates Ayame with everything possible, but is forced to take care of her."
At first, the thought that Itachi would actually have enough compassion to sleep with a girl and not kill her afterwards was highly amusing. And then I realized that Ayame is the Ramen Girl. That was even funnier. Think about it: The cute innocent ramen girl, who generously served Naruto seconds of his favorite food... really a 6 year old spy for Itachi, slowly poisoning Naruto everyday.. mwahahaha!!
This is why I love Wikipedia.
