New Adventures of Sakon!!11

[Terracosmo]

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/coms.jpg

Amazing cover art by Barb! <3

Since I am bored beyond belief (and currently under the influence of no sleep) I have written a short story about the tragic past of Sakon, who is clearly the best character ever http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg

First off, a list of the appearing characters. (more like icon explanation because I had to make 'em pretty small)

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Sakon, our brave hero.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/swtf.jpg - This is just Sakon with a "wtf" expression.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Ukon, Sakon's brother.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Sakon Senior, Sakon's father. (notice the awesome moustasche)

-Our story begins a dark morning during .. ehh.. yeah, some time ago. A child is born!-

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Oh how I have longed for this moment, to embrace the moment of fathership, to finally see my clan move towards a bright future! Oh my son, come into my arms! .... what the fuck, he has lipstick!!!!
A nurse: This is most remarkable. A male child born with lipstick on!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - THIS IS NOT A MALE CHILD
A nurse: I'm sorry, but it is.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - "¤)="(!()!)"

-Sakon Senior was shocked to discover that his child was androgynous. But he took it like a man!-

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL MYSELF TODAY

-The day came when the young child was supposed to get a name-

A priest: So what are you going to name your child?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Sakon.
A priest: Oh, that's an original name.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Yeah, it's short for Sophia Amber Kennedy Orgasmo Nora
A priest: Wow. That's a lot of female names. I thought this was a male chi...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - SHUT UP

*Fast forward 15 years*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Shit. My life sucks. Everybody thinks I'm female, and I have a head growing on my back for some reason.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Hey you little homo, remove that head from your back.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - But I... can't...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - REMOVE IT
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - God, life sucks. I need to get a blog, on the internet. So I can talk about all my problems.

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Dear blog. Today my father called me a homo. It actually made me happy, because usually he calls me "flaming" homo. He tends to be gentle when he wins money on his illegal gambling services however.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - (From downstairs) RUN FASTER YOU GODDAMN NINJA DOG, ARGHHHH I PUT ALL OF MY FAIRY DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL MONEY ON THIS CRAP AND YOU CAN'T EVEN WIN
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Dear blog, suicide gets closer every day. I think I need to take a walk, to relieve myself of all this unavoidable pain.

Sakon takes a walk.

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Life sucks. I need to find an androgynous role model that I can follow. Where to find one.

Sakon finds a note on the ground.

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/swtf.jpg - A NOTE! It reads...

"Orochimaru's playground for happy freaks! Do YOU have 4 arms too many? Do YOU suffer from unbearable pain in your back? Are you on the verge of dying? Do you have a bloodline limit? DO YOU HAVE A HEAD ON YOUR BACK FOR NO REASON? We have just the place for you!"

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Sounds great.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I thirst for chaos.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ??? Must be my imagination
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - IT IS NOT YOUR IMAGINATION! It is I, Ukon! The better half of us.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Yeah. Right. And I'm the mushroom master, the better half of my breakfast.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Eh, what?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Nothing, nothing.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I AM YOUR FREAKIN' BROTHER! THE HEAD ON YOUR BACK!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Really?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Yes
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - What the fuck did our mother look like?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - You don't want to know. Let's go visit this Orochimaru fellow now, so he can curse us and make us his loyal subjects, which will eventually be used to guard some random gayfag from leaf village who wants to meet him in order to kill his brother.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Sounds great. Does this Orochimaru fellow give us cookies?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - He's a pedophile with white make-up, what do you think?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...for cookies, I will gladly die.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE YOU LITTLE FAIRY
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - TARENKEN!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - *dies*

IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF NEW ADVENTURES OF SAKON: SAKON MEETS TAYUYA
YOU CAN NOT AFFORD TO MISS THIS

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/swtf.jpg - COOKIES!!!

[Mut]

and............. the average intelligence level of gw drops by 40%.

[Terracosmo]

You're just jealous of Sakon's unfathomable coolness.

[Turkish-S]

whow this is just ownage.
but i really believe that u are borred. damn wat a storyi/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif

[PSJ]

yea this was uhm diffrent. but quite funny keep em coming.

[Omri]

Terracosmo, it is pretty funney, and yes, you are bored.
I'm waiting to the next one to come out.

But can you tell me how the father died, I didn't understand that.

[Terracosmo]

He did the tarenken (mach punch) move on him.

[Omri]

Ow, right the Tarenken, what a cruel move...to kill you're father.

Nasty fairy...

[basey44]

ah so thats the origin of sakon, looks like i wont even have to wait for kishimoto to make a flashback of his life, its all right here. also i believe you got oros character down perfectly

[Terracosmo]

Exclusive preview of episode 2:

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Argh! It's satan!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - For the 51351285th time, I AM YOUR BROTHER YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH

[Omri]

Terracosmom, i's like watching a comedy about sitcoms (I mean in the good way).
i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

[Musashi]

lol, nice history about Sakon's childhood i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

[anime050]

Terra, you have way too much time on your hands o-O even if you are bored. =P.

Was quite entertaining though XDD.

[NM]

Lmao Terra. Looking forward to the next episode i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif.

[Assassin]

damn terra, u seriously need some booze

[Knives122]

Originally posted by: anime050
Terra, you have way too much time on your hands o-O even if you are bored. =P.

Was quite entertaining though XDD.

yeah you really do terra, but the only thing I can think of now is WOW1111one!

[GLS]

ROTFL
Looking forward to Tayuya in the next episode.

[ShinobiNeko]

lol Terra, seems you really were bored, but interesting adventure you came up with i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Warmaster]

And out of boredom comes sheer nutcase genius!!! Man This was good!
Just a question: were you stoned when you wrote that or just drunk??? In either case, tell me what u're usin', I need to get some of that!!!!

[PSJ]

sorry to tell you that terra is like that when he's sober, you dont want to run into him when hes drunk i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

[Warmaster]

Really??? He must have had a terrible childhood then! Or maybe was caught in a freak rain of anvils a few years back and got one on the head. I can find no other explaination!!!!

[Hellraiser]

Is this thing gonna be released weekly or what?

[Rynoa]

Terracosmo you're funny i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

[Terracosmo]

The epic second episode, as yet another result from boredom. This time I'm not tired though, so I can't blame the retardedness on that.

NEW ADVENTURES OF SAKON PART 2 - SAKON MEETS TAYUYA (and the rest too actually)

Characters!

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Our hero, Sakon
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Sakon's vengeful father who wants to defeat his son for attempting to kill him
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Satan. Ehrm, I mean, Sakon's brother... Ukon
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Tayuya, Ukon's #1 admirer
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Kidoumaru, stupid guy who got owned by Neji (har har)
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Jiroubou, he's fat
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Kabuto. No comments further needed
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - GUESS WHO

-This happened in the last episode: Sakon killed his father and got an invitation from Orochimaru to join his academy for freaks.-

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ARGH IT'S SATAN
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - For the 941891284928th time, I AM YOUR BROTHER. UKON!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO OH PRINCE OF THE UNDERWORLD
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - You know what? Fuck you. Just Fuck -YOU-. You stupid lipstick-wearing fairy
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - EVEN SATAN CANNOT FIGURE OUT MY GENDER
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Look! A caress of vomited human flesh 4 o' clock!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...is that a good thing?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Yes, it's a female.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Ah.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Why hello there miss
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Well, ehh... nice weather
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Get the fuck out of my way you fucking piece of shit fairy before I extend your goddamn ass with this flute which I btw has fucked up many fuckers before you with, you fuck
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - OKAY!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Well fuck you too you worthless piece of feminine flesh who is good only for reproduction which in itself sucks because kids suck and so do you, YOU BITCH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - HAH!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - That was the nicest thing anyone ever said to me. Can I have your number?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ?!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Sure
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Catch you later then hot stuff
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...... WHAT THE HELL
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Damn, I'm good.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - I'll just pretend that never happened.

*The brothers went on, towards Oro's hideout. But on the way...*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - NO!!!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Quickly, a guy with.... a damn lot of arms.... needs our help!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Yay
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - IT CAN'T BEEEEEEEEE~~
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - What's up, spiderman?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Nothing much... ehhh.... you have 2 heads
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - And you have a lot of arms
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Got a problem with that?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Well.. uhh...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Do you want to PLAY with these arms?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ....
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Sorry, I must say that from time to time. Otherwise I would be too out-of-character.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Ah
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - You are a retard.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - But have you ever PLAYED with a retard?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Just shut up

*Meanwhile*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - MMM YESSSS as we speak, Kidoumaru is probably out there playing because he loves to PLAY all the time because PLAYING is funny and...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Ehm, Orochimaru sir...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - What is it, Smithers?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - It's Kabuto, sir.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Shut up, Smithy

*Back*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - ...so that's when I PLAYED so much that I practically PLAYED him to death because...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - PLEASE END MY MISERY
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Hey what's up
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Oh hello fatboy. We are PLAYING! Do you want to PLAY with us?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Actually I would prefer to EAT. Like.. EAT your CHAKRA. Or a HAMBURGER.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - FOR THE LOVE OF ICE HOCKEY
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - I never knew you liked ice hockey
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Shut up

To be continued!

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Little does he know what I have in store for him, that little fairy! Mweh hehe! Nobody fucks with a guy with sexy moustasche and LIVES

[Knives122]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Get the fuck out of my you fucking piece of shit fairy before I extend your goddamn ass with this flute which I btw has fucked up many fuckers before you with, you fuck
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - OKAY!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Well fuck you too you worthless piece of feminine flesh who is good only for reproduction which in itself sucks because kids suck and so do you, YOU BITCH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - HAH!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - That was the nicest thing anyone ever said to me. Can I have your number?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ?!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Sure
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Catch you later then hot stuff
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...... WHAT THE HELL
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Damn, I'm good.


ROFLLMAOLOL, that is the funniest part, I was suprised not to see the father though(who is just Sakon, just with a very bad looking mustache), but over all I liked it cant wait till the next one LOL

[Terracosmo]

lol yeah I forgot him, he got a cameo at the end now though.

[Winged Dancer]

I think you got Tayuya's personality better than Kishimoto himself did.
On a rather-related note, OMFG Sakon's dad is ALIVE!!!!!!!111 and so is his moustache!!!1 NOES!!

[ShinobiNeko]

lol, funny stuff Terra.. the part with Tayuya was very funny.

[miaka]

lol.. lol.. lol.. man... nice job.. ^_^ very fun comic.. more more more.!!!!!

[Omri]

Terra!!! Great job!!!
IT
t's even better then the first one!
Looking forword to more!!!

[Musashi]

lmao, the part with Tayuya owns
i wonder what it will be in the next episode

[Rek]

SPOLERS!! !A MOD NEEDS TO PUT A STOP TO THIS OMG!?!!?

no, the smithers comment and the "I thirst for chaos"

i almost shat myself <terracosmo(m)3

[GLS]

you've created a monster, Terra.
How many more episodes you plan on doin'?

[animefreak]

awesome story, keep it up Terra.

[Turkish-S]

keep them comming just 2 ownage 2 stop..

[NM]

Lmao Terra!! The Tayuya part was the funniest.

"Well fuck you too you worthless piece of feminine flesh who is good only for reproduction which in itself sucks because kids suck and so do you, YOU BITCH"
"That was the nicest thing anyone ever said to me. Can I have your number?"

XD

[Terracosmo]

Thank you all.

I will continue doing them as long as I find myself retarded enough, which wouldn't be too much of a problem.
I don't even need any good ideas, because all the stupid things just come to me as I do it.

---

Episode 3!

*At the dark chambers of Orochimaru*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Lalalalala~ Smithy Smithy rubs my back lalala~~
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Ehm... I am not rubbing your back.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Lalala ooOoooH don't go -there- Smathy~
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...clearly, Orochimaru-sama is delusional
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Smithers.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Yes?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Sing for me.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Ehh.. what?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - You are my only son, yet I've never held you since you were a baby. Take care of Bulma, I will now detonate myself. But please, do not forget to resurrect me with the dragonballs...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - What the hell are you talking about?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Oh, sorry, I was reading Dragonball volume 39. IT'S SO SAD WHEN VEGETA DIES!!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - But doesn't he get resurrected at the end of the same volume?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ....................................
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - You knew that right?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - .......
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - I mean it's kind of obvious, with the.. you know.. dragonballs, resurrection and all. Nobody dies in that series and...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Cindy, there are two things I hate in this world. The first is smelly bathtubs and the second is SPOILERS.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Oh sorry, Orochimaru-sama.. I didn't know that... ehh...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Sing for me, Sally.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - I hate this fucking job.

*Meanwhile, outside*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - So what kind of guy is this Orochimaru fellow?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - He's pretty cool as long as you don't touch his... collection
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - "Collection?"
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - *All are frozen in fear*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Ehh... okay. And where did Tayuya come from?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Mind your own fucking business, fuckfucker.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - *Sees Ukon* Oh hello there honey!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Ehh... yo.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - It's kinda like she has a split personality
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - What did you say, fag boy?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Oh, nothing.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Now now sexy, he might be a disgusting fag of gigantic proportions but he IS my brother so please be kind to him.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Whatever you say baby.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - So, my name's Sakon and you are Tay...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Don't speak to me you fucking salad rapist
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - What the hell is a salad rapist?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - I'm hungry
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Fuck you both, you male chiuvanist pigs! *runs away crying*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - That was... original. Soooo... Kidoumaru. I know why you are here, since you are a freak with 6 arms...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - But why are you here, Jiroubou? You are just... fat.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Free food.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...aren't there better places to go to than a freak circus if you want free food?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Sometimes it feels like I am surrounded by nothing but retards
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Yeah, you are completely normal. Not like you are a head sticking out from someone's back or anything.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Silence, woman!

*In a tree nearby*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - For too long now, that fairy boy and his removable plastic head has caused me misery. But as true as the fact that my name is Stephano Akira Killminister Oracle Northstar Senior I will defeat him and all his freak friends. IN TRUTH, THERE IS NO POWER CAPABLE OF SURPASSING MY MOUSTASCHE!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - You know, all of us can... kinda... see you.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - ...SILENCE, WOMAN!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Didn't you kill that pest off?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Well I thought so, but...

*Kabuto comes out*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Hello there kids, it's time for you all to meet Orochimaru. He has a mission... thingy... for you.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - ...why don't you have any pants on?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - .....
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - ......
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - It's a hot day, okay?

TO BE CONTINUED

[Warmaster]

Man, piece of advise for you (its free, I'm in a good mood) :

Seek prfessional psychiatric help. But wait 'til you're through with your story!!!!!

[miaka]

lol.. just getting better and better.. ^_^ very funny.. keep them comming
can't have enough!! i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[ShinobiNeko]

lol.. "why don't you have any pants on?" =X heh , funny story as usual.

[Omri]

poor poor Sally...
i/expressions/lips.gif

[Bobacahog]

that was ....intersting...funny, no doubt but ...interesting i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

[The Cursed Kyubi]

hilarious. haha i love ur humor.

[Musashi]

Sakon senior finnaly apeared lol
funny as always, waiting for the next episode

[PSJ]

best one so far no doubt. the first part with oro and sally/smithers/kabuto was great and the last part where sakon senior appears again. heck all of it were good and dont listen to Warmaster you are completly normal terra as far as my standards go, i dont know many ppl that are as normal as you.

[Turkish-S]

LOL
ure just ...fat
free food
killer LOL

[animefreak]

I was laughing like hell when Oroc was reading Vegta's Speech. For a second there i thaught smithers....uh i mean Kabuto was his son.

[kooshi]

This is pretty good shit you got here Terra. Haha, it's even funnier if you can just get the voices from the anime to say the stuff here. Keep up the good stuff.

[Rek]

ya know... i'll bet with some editing software we could do that.... kinda like YHBT's 120... just hafta get someone else to play sakons dad. THE BISHOUNEN DUDE!! that would be so awesome.

[NM]

Lol, that one bit with the Salad rapist was funny.
"Hello there kids, it's time for you all to meet Orochimaru. He has a mission... thingy... for you."
" ...why don't you have any pants on?"

LOL Terra. Keep em comin man!

[Warmaster]

Originally posted by: Pervert-Sennin Jiraiya
best one so far no doubt. the first part with oro and sally/smithers/kabuto was great and the last part where sakon senior appears again. heck all of it were good and dont listen to Warmaster you are completly normal terra as far as my standards go, i dont know many ppl that are as normal as you.

Well to be honest, being called crazy by me is a great honor in my opinion. I am completly nuts, anyone who has ever met me will concur. Just a clue in that domain, those three claw marks in my sig were actually made with my left hand and my french nickname means "the guy with claws". You can guess the rest!

[PSJ]

actually i cant... what is the rest?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

Great stuff Terra, that would be cool as hell if you could bring this to life like Rek said.

[Rek]

i know how to use editing software, if someone can find it. and just have someone go thru episodes to find appropriate scenes... use the raws and have someone type set...


this would be FUN!

[Knives122]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo


http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - You are my only son, yet I've never held you since you were a baby. Take care of Bulma, I will now detonate myself. But please, do not forget to resurrect me with the dragonballs...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - What the hell are you talking about?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Oh, sorry, I was reading Dragonball volume 39. IT'S SO SAD WHEN VEGETA DIES!!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - But doesn't he get resurrected at the end of the same volume?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ....................................
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - You knew that right?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - .......
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - I mean it's kind of obvious, with the.. you know.. dragonballs, resurrection and all. Nobody dies in that series and...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Cindy, there are two things I hate in this world. The first is smelly bathtubs and the second is SPOILERS.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Oh sorry, Orochimaru-sama.. I didn't know that... ehh...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Sing for me, Sally.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - I hate this fucking job.



Funniest part right there, I guess making fun of DBZ and Naruto(seeing how so many people compare the two), but I like how Oro kept calling Kabuto different names; eventually(if possible) you have to get Itachi in there, and maybe Kimi as well(since you love him so much)

[basey44]

the only bad thing about this is now i have to wait to see episode 4, i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif

man i wanna see this more than naruto now

[Terracosmo]

Originally posted by: basey_69
the only bad thing about this is now i have to wait to see episode 4,

man i wanna see this more than naruto now

rofl!

As for the suggestion making this ehh.. "live-action", sure it would be funny but all that work frankly makes me want to dismiss the idea directly.

I'll do episode 4 later tonight, I think.

[Terracosmo]

(Edit didn't work, so...)

Said and done:

*Somewhere in sound village*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - "¤)(¤!)(¤!)!¤(!¤¤/(!¤
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Whoever put this tree here should *hits the tree* ARGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - God, life sucks.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - What the, who's that?

*Meanwhile*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - As I was saying, Orochimaru-sama wants to meet you all.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - K
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Finally we get to meet this living legend
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I have neeever been happier. Except that one time I made you fall off a cliff...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Huh? That was YOU?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Ehm... no?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - You do realize that if I fall and hurt myself, you hurt yourself too?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Well yeah, but hearing you scream was fun. Ehm I mean... I don't know what you are talking about.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - But...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Fag.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Hey schizo fairy, mind coming with us?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Yeah yeah I'm coming
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - BWAHAHAHAH SCHIZO FAIRY GOOD ONE, SPIDERMAN
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - I hate you all.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - :(
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Okay, I hate you all except Jiroubou.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - ^_^
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Freaky.

*In Orochimaru's chambers*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - AH MY LOYAL SUBJECTS OF TARGETED SEXUAL AGRESSIONS
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - How I have longed to see you all in person this very day, this day, which will become the day among days... the day that future days will think back to, the day when days become a truly delightful day ....

*2 hours later*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Orochimaru-sama, we get the point.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Shut up, Mandy.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Ehm yeah, anyway. Where's Tayuya?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - She's outside running around in a circle and crying. She's done it for a few hours now.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Ah, glad to hear she's feeling well.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Remind me once again, little brother, why we are here.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - First off, I don't really know. Second off, YOU are the little brother.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Whatever you say girlfriend.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Hamburger?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Anyway let me get straight down to business. As you all know I have created this village, which consists of one single mansion, for all my loyal subjects to live in and... well, feel good in. Because I am so fucking kind!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - So in order to live in this village, which consists of one single mansion, you must work for me and sell me your bodies.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Ehm, I mean give me your souls.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Thanks, we feel a lot better now.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Say what you want about that freak, but I like his style.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Anyway the mission is of grave importance for the future of this village, which consists of a single mansion, so you must listen up well. Basically, I need you to find a person for me.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Oh... you can't mean.. THAT person?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - OHOHOHO YES I DO, AMBER!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - I mean... ITACHI UCHIHA
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Oh no!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Cripes!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - (From outside) FUUUUCK!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Cream cookies!!!! :(
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Who in the name of unholy heterosexuals with german pants is Itachi Uchiha?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Good question
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - He used to be yet another one of my loyal subjects who lived in this village. Ah yes, this village which consists of one single mansion...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - But unfortunately he ran away. I have no idea why.

*Flashback*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Itachi, I want your body.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK BITCH

*Flashback over*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - So yeah, find him.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Aren't you going to tell them that he's powerful beyond words and that he will kill them all?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Well.... ehhh... yeah. What Matilda said. Anyway, to aid you in this quest I have yet another companion for you which I will make you meet in the next episode because right now Terra has to study for his psychology test.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Lamest. Cliffhanger. Ever.

TO BE CONTINUED

[NM]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - He used to be yet another one of my loyal subjects who lived in this village. Ah yes, this village which consists of one single mansion...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - But unfortunately he ran away. I have no idea why.

*Flashback*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Itachi, I want your body.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK BITCH

*Flashback Over*

LMAO Terra. Good way to incorporate Itachi in Oro's sick plot i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Terracosmo]

That was my personal favorite part. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[basey44]

eya that was pretty sweet, and we didnt even have to wait a week for it, unlike SOME shows *cough*naruto*cough*

[Terracosmo]

So far it's daily, but we'll see if I can keep that up.

[DB_Hunter]

I have to say, this strip you've made is really good.... don't let something silly like a psychology test get in the way of making more of these.

[Knives122]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Anyway the mission is of grave importance for the future of this village, which consists of a single mansion, so you must listen up well. Basically, I need you to find a person for me.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Oh... you can't mean.. THAT person?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - OHOHOHO YES I DO, AMBER!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - I mean... ITACHI UCHIHA
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Oh no!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Cripes!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - (From outside) FUUUUCK!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Cream cookies!!!! i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Who in the name of unholy heterosexuals with german pants is Itachi Uchiha?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Good question
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - He used to be yet another one of my loyal subjects who lived in this village. Ah yes, this village which consists of one single mansion...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - But unfortunately he ran away. I have no idea why.


that was the funniest part IMO, hearing tayuya say fuck from way out side(I guess it was around the mansion since its the only thing in the villagage i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif )

I think while the four(excuse me five) morons are on their missions you should get sakons dad to attack

[ShinobiNeko]

lol...Itachi makes a cameo! ... funny stuff ^^;

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I have neeever been happier. Except that one time I made you fall off a cliff...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Huh? That was YOU?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Ehm... no?

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Whatever you say girlfriend.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Hamburger?


best parts right there

[Omri]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
So far it's daily, but we'll see if I can keep that up.

I like your strips!

Every single morning I wake up at 6:30 dress up, and then go to the computer and see the next strip that out!!!

i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

[GLS]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Well.... ehhh... yeah. What Matilda said. Anyway, to aid you in this quest I have yet another companion for you which I will make you meet in the next episode because right now Terra has to study for his psychology test.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Lamest. Cliffhanger. Ever.

TO BE CONTINUED

Will you be making a guest appearance in "The Adventures of Sakon!!!!!", Terra?

[Musashi]

lmao, the best are those kabuto nicknames

[PSJ]

awesome, i love how orochimaru says "which consist of one mansion" everytime he mentions the sound village. and ukons constant bashing of sakon

[animefreak]

Hey Terra, its Sakon's dad alive or is he some dead spirit?

[Warmaster]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Well.... ehhh... yeah. What Matilda said. Anyway, to aid you in this quest I have yet another companion for you which I will make you meet in the next episode because right now Terra has to study for his psychology test.

TO BE CONTINUED

Psychology test? You're finally getting your head examined???

[Bobacahog]

HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!


nuff said

[Rek]

I agree with gaara, terra should be in the comic.

and that cliff hanger makes my heart heavy and twin waterfalls of water and salt run down my face ending at my chin and dripping to the floor. in the shape of a heart.

[Assertn]

wait, isnt ukon supposed to be the older brother?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

ya

[z0diac]

HAHAHAHAHA that rocked MAKE MORE!@!!!111

[RasenDori]

we need neji! ...yeah!

[Terracosmo]

Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
wait, isnt ukon supposed to be the older brother?

Yeah I know, but Ukon didn't want to argue about it.
It will be a recurring theme.

Thanks for the feedback everyone. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Deblas]

Originally posted by: Konoha Rek
I agree with gaara, terra should be in the comic.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v686/Deblas/sephirothicon.jpg

Terra can use this

[Knives122]

yeah and he can be Sakons best friend from long ago but for some reason Sakon forgot

[PSJ]

terra use one of your real pics instead...

[Deblas]

[quote]
Originally posted by: Terracosmo
(Edit didn't work, so...)



http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Oh... you can't mean.. THAT person?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - OHOHOHO YES I DO, AMBER!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - I mean... ITACHI UCHIHA
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Oh no!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Cripes!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - (From outside) FUUUUCK!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Cream cookies!!!! i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif


I love this part. I just can't stop laughing everytime I see it. ^_^

[Hikyuu]

Quote: Hamburger?
ehehehehe priceless ... keep them coming Terra ^^

[Kortir]

Looking forward to another one!

[The Cursed Kyubi]

wheres the next 1?! im so anxious i need a good laugh haha

these make me more impatient than the episodes themselves!

[Terracosmo]

Glad you guys like 'em so much. Will probably do one tomorrow, this weekend has been entirely fucked over by World of Warcraft. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Deblas]

Hurry up! Dammit!

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

Calm down there Deblas.



Edit below: What the hell are you talking about?

[Rek]

huh, wow? where? I am thinking about a new server... the goon squad is TOTALLY the suck when you are their enemy

[shadowstalker888]

interesting... kind of gay but interesting... anyway good comic?

havent been on in like 2 years lol

[Terracosmo]

Originally posted by: Konoha Rek
huh, wow? where? I am thinking about a new server... the goon squad is TOTALLY the suck when you are their enemy

England - Al'Akir (PvP)

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

Terra- Stop adding to the retarted babbling and make a new comic damnit.

[Warmaster]

I afree. You started this shit now u gotta go al the way!!!!

[moogie-]

lol.

[Garr]

Wow, you have created something quite addictive Terra, and people have already formed a dependence on your work.

Please supply all of us with your wonderdrug of...stuff (I can call it stuff, right?)

[Cal_kashi]

sonn there will be a 12 step program to cleanse yourself of Terras work.

[Bobacahog]

Yeah Terra when is the next one coming out??

[Terracosmo]

Probably today. Vacation starts after the 3 lessons I have momentarily, so I'll have lots of time.

Indeed >

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - HELLO KIDS! As you with no doubt in mind remember, we were all left with an incredibly neat cliffhanger of destiny last time. Unfortunately we still have some technical difficulties, so while we wait for the next exciting episode to start... enjoy this re-enectment of episodes 60-90 of the Naruto anime.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MAKEUP! DIANA!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Coming coming...!

*Naruto, the anime*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/naru.jpg - OMFG LIEK WOW CUPCAKES SAND NIN
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/gaara.jpg - GROWL
People - OMG it's Gaara
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/gaara.jpg - GAAAH LOVE ME MOTHERFUCKERS
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/naru.jpg - NOOO DON'T TOUCH SAKURA
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/gaara.jpg - MY EXISTENCE WILL NOT BE ¤=")¤FNFNZZ LLLLLLLLLLLLL
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - ORORORORMARU ULL NOT TOUCH TEH LAEF
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - FOOLISH MAN OLOLOL
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - URGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ARGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - URGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ARGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - URGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ARGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - URGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ARGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - URGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ARGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - URGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ARGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - URGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ARGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - URGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ARGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - URGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ARGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - URGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ARGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - URGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ARGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - URGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ARGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - OROCHIMARRRUUUUU
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - HOKAAAAGEEEEE
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/naru.jpg - GAAAAAARAAAA
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/gaara.jpg - NARUUUTOOOOO
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/gaaracos.jpg - (Gaara cosplayer) WEEEEEEE
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/gaara.jpg - SABAKU DEATHKILL
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/gaaracos.jpg - EEEEK
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/gaara.jpg - Thank you Naruto, I have learned the secrets of life and am now good.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/naru.jpg - NP
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - MY ARMMZE
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/hokage.jpg - har har n00b

*end*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - That SUCKED!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - *Cries* That was BEAUTIFUL
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ...

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - As I was saying last week, you will now be joined by a hero of divine strength in order to claim the body of Itachi Uchiha-ha-ha-ha-ha... get it? Haha! Ha-ha... hahaha! Damn, that's funny.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - For the love of...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - I INTRODUCE TO YOU........ GREGORY
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - I mean KIMIMARO!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Hey
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - So that's the mighty Kimimaro I've heard so much about. I hear he knows how to PLAY with bones. Eh, boner?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Don't EVER. Call me "boner" again. It sounds... dirty.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - OMG IT'S FUCKING YOU!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Ah, Tayuya. I'm glad you remember me.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - *Hides*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Mrfl
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - What's the story between you two?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Well...

*blatant flashback part 1935*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - So you around here often?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Get the fuck away from me, bonefuck
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Hohoho. You wanna get BONED by these BONES?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ....no.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - I know you long to get these BONES inserted in you, BONE style.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - I WOULDN'T MIND A FEW BONES!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Well?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Why not?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - But... that's... what the fuck

*back*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - And now Kimimaro is my most trusted servant. After Rebecca of course.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Is there anyone here who DOESN'T repeat the same thing all the damn time? Tayuya swears, Jiroubou wants food, Kidoumaru plays, Kimimaro is a fucking nutcase and you... Orochimaru... you... oh what the hell
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Thanks, handsome
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Well I kinda like the place.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Probably because I hate it
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Of course
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Excuse me, I must say something...

*Silence*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - God, I'm so sexy.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - How about no?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Just go out there and fetch Itachi already
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I have a tingle in my ass that this adventure will be epic and very awesome
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...

*meanwhile*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - ...and that's when I grabbed the crocodile by it's tail and tossed it all over middle earth...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - By the fucking kunai of the Hyuuga clan, why did I ever kill my family and leave home, every damn person I meet is more fucked up than the last... SHUT UP DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*to be continued*

[PSJ]

awesome terra, it was worth the wait. 2 new names for kabuto and all. i liked the last part with itachi and sakons dad, damn funny with that weird ass "reference" or whatever you should call it with the kunai and all.

[Turkish-S]

do u want to get boned bone style LOL
killer... keep em comming

[NM]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo


http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - So you around here often?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Get the fuck away from me, bonefuck
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Hohoho. You wanna get BONED by these BONES?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ....no.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - I know you long to get these BONES inserted in you, BONE style.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - I WOULDN'T MIND A FEW BONES!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Well?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Why not?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - But... that's... what the fuck



This was just awesome! XD

[Omri]

I think like NarutoMaster.

That was funney. Your really building charcthers that's great, lol!

[jing]

this one wasn't as good as the other ones.

[Hikyuu]

Hmm I liked it.. but .. its less shocking then the first and second since your not breaking into a whole new genre of bordom.. Jing nice sig .. if only I could do something like that >.>

[basey44]

hahaha nice, i like the bit where u have to scroll down for 5 minutes cos orochimaru and the hokage are fighting

[pakman]

Originally posted by: basey_69
hahaha nice, i like the bit where u have to scroll down for 5 minutes cos orochimaru and the hokage are fighting

i dont think they were fighting.... i think they were having an orgasim

[TwisT]

This is one of the best things to hit GW.. Terra and his twisted brain is brilliant like always.. keep it up..

[Deblas]

you should copyright it terra!

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/gaara.jpg - Thank you Naruto, I have learned the secrets of life and am now good.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/naru.jpg - NP

i like this part the best

[kooshi]

Whee, kickass. Best part was the boner part, hahaha. Damn, this creativity is just awesome Terra.

[Kairi]

This is great Terra. This last one made me laugh out loud. My favourite part was the same as NarutoMaster. I love the flashbacks.

[Rek]

everyone is only saying this because your beautiful terra... forsake your vanity and the flattery of your peers and join me on the dark side (you must supply your own speedo)

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

Originally posted by: Konoha Rek
everyone is only saying this because your beautiful terra... forsake your vanity and the flattery of your peers and join me on the dark side (you must supply your own speedo)

Fuck'n Nasty.

[Garr]

Originally posted by: Kagemane_no_Jutsu


Originally posted by: Konoha Rek
everyone is only saying this because your beautiful terra... forsake your vanity and the flattery of your peers and join me on the dark side (you must supply your own speedo)

Fuck'n Nasty.

If only there were a space between "Fuck" and "'n"...THEY COULD BE PARTNERS IN CRIME!?!?!

Think about it, Fuck and Nasty taking over the world, one speedo at a time...(Does that even make any sense?)

[Terracosmo]

---well what do you know, more insane stuff!



http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. JOUNINS AND CHUUNINS. GENNINS AND ACADEMY STUDENTS. SANNINS AND SENNINS...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Wait wait wait... hold on
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...what?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Aren't sannin and sennin the same thing?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Ehm, no. A sannin is like... an isolated.. ehh.. hermit thingy. And sennin is... wait, fuck, it's the other way around
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - What are you talking about?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - A sannin is.. no wait, the sannin are 3 legendary ninjas. And sannin is a hermit. Often perverted... yeah
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - That doesn't make sense. See if the sennin all were perverted, and one of them went on a field trip... wouldn't that make that person a sannin?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - No, because that person isn't a hermit.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - But what if the person decided that he wanted to live with turtles for a while? ...or build a mansion in the middle of nowhere and recruit freaks to do his bidding?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Well I guess... that would be...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Damn Alicia, you need to do your homework better
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...may I please go on?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Of course.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...what the hell are you doing here?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Who?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...I hate my job. And this series. And...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Since Belinda just had a nervous breakdown I'll now resume this show for ya!!!! *wink* We've reached a critical point in the series and because of that we will now rename it....

*DRUMROLL*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SAKON!1 -Z-
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - *insert bad DBZ joke here*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - But before that starts, we will now have a GAIDEN. Starring Sakon's father and Itachi. enjoy. *pinches kabuto in the ass*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SAKON ('S FATHER)!!1 -Z-

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Ho. Ho. Ho. Foolish little brother...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - First off, stop talking into the air about your siblings. And second off, you need to learn how to laugh like a MAN!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - My laugh is my own business. Ho. Ho. Ho. Haha. Heh. Ho.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - OMG! You SUCK! This is how you laugh:

*takes a deep breath*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - MWAHAHAHAH HIAHOAHIOIGozixFGA^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ROFLLMAO SPOILERS hahafhzhzf Ormzm L!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - How the fuck do you pronounce that anyway?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Well okay it's hard the first couple of times but.. yeah. Eventually it's just right.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Look...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - What?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Foolish old man. If you want to laugh better than me... you must hate me... detest me... and survive in an extremely fucked up way... and eat pineapples... while watching old Seinfeld episodes...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - What in the name of the hidden village of milk are you talking about?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Foolish old man... if you want to know what I'm talking about... you must run, run run... run and cling to your mobile phone...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Look... you know... maybe I should just... GODDAMNIT NOW YOU MADE ME USE DOTS EVERYWHERE ... LIKE THIS... ARGH I CAN'T STOP IT... I'M TYPING LIKE BUDWEINEKEN
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Foolish old man. If you want to type like me... and Budweineken... you must do more ... dots..everywhere... like this, look... dot dot... dot dot... dot... dot... foolish old man... hate me... detest me...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - I ALREADY FUCKING DETEST YOU JUST SHUT UP
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - If you want to...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - I was gonna ask you if you wanted to have the last piece of my bread, but yeah, suit yourself

*5 days later*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - *mumble*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - What are you doing?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - I am touching my moustasche
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - ehh.... why?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Because it's a thing that all badasses do. All the time. Like this. mwahahaha. Little moustasche... you and me against the world...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Why am I following you around again?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Well... you were looking for a shark with a big sword, and people called you insane and you desperately clinged to life while running... until you met me
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Oh yeah. Now I remember. .... MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Oh really?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - YES!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Okay. Well, anyway. Leave me now. I must devise additional evil plans of diabolica in order to destroy my daughter.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - That's fine. I'll just go and brood in the corner.

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Oh scarlet leaves of tomorrow, tell me now? What is my purpose in life and why do I get so little screentime? Why am I so worshipped by you, oh green cheese also known as the moon, when I am just a random bishounen combing my hair with my hands and owning everybody I see? TRULY, I AM TORMENTED
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - God, I hate it when he does that. He makes ME look sane.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - I AM NOT INSANE! IT'S ME VERSUS THE WORLD! THE WORLD I SAY! FUCK THE WORLD!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - I know we need to do now.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - What?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - We must head out on a quest. To the mountains. For no reason.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Foolish man... if you want to head to the mountains for no reason.. then you must pack down food... and equipment... and...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Let's just go

*they climb a mountain*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - THIS MOUNTAIN IS FUCKING STEEP
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - I'm already up
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - OMG HOW DID YOU DO IT SO QUICKLY
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - ...because this "mountain" is a little peg in the ground, that a stag with broken legs could jump over?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Damn you for always interfering with my adventures
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - I just realized that this story makes no sense whatsoever.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Oh. How quick of you!

*sounds heard from a distance*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - So yeah. Now we're here. At the lost dales of evermore.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Eh?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - I'm reading a fantasy novel. It's pretty good. It's called "Priscilla and the lipstick fairies from mars".
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - I want to read that when you are done with it!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - And I want to eat it when you've read it.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - You all suck.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Now now kids. Don't make me bone you.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I hate it when he threatens us with that.

*meanwhile*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - OMG IT'S THEM! MY DAUGHTER AND HIS WICKED COMPARIOTS!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - ARGH IT'S THEM!!!!!!!! they have come to take me back to... that dreaded place... NOOO!!!! *runs away*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - ...I feel left out on something.

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - OMG THIS PLACE... IT WOULD MAKE A GREAT CLIFFHANGER...!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Actually, it's time for a cliffhanger now.

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - DAMNIT! JUST WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO DEFEAT THEM!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Ehm... dad... we can see you. Again.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - LIES! ALL LIES!

[Deblas]

[quote]
Originally posted by: Terracosmo
---well what do you know, more insane stuff!



http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Look... you know... maybe I should just... GODDAMNIT NOW YOU MADE ME USE DOTS EVERYWHERE ... LIKE THIS... ARGH I CAN'T STOP IT... I'M TYPING LIKE BUDWEINEKEN
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Foolish old man. If you want to type like me... and Budweineken... you must do more ... dots..everywhere... like this, look... dot dot... dot dot... dot... dot... foolish old man... hate me... detest me...

lol. love this part i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Terracosmo]

You have to admit I got Itachi's personality down flawlessly!

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

yea that was deffininitly Itatchi

[kooshi]

HAHAHA, that was kickass, Terra!

[Rek]

damn... either your actually kishimoto, or your a experienced role player....

[GLS]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - I'm reading a fantasy novel. It's pretty good. It's called "Priscilla and the lipstick fairies from mars".
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - I want to read that when you are done with it!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - And I want to eat it when you've read it.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - You all suck.

This was my personal favorite part.
Awesome stuff, Terra!

[Cal_kashi]

outstanding work.
\nuff said

[drcitan]

Originally posted by: NarutoMaster


Originally posted by: Terracosmo


http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - So you around here often?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Get the fuck away from me, bonefuck
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Hohoho. You wanna get BONED by these BONES?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ....no.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - I know you long to get these BONES inserted in you, BONE style.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - I WOULDN'T MIND A FEW BONES!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Well?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Why not?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - But... that's... what the fuck

Way to much time on your hands but this one made me laugh though. "I would'nt mind a few bones." lol your sick man.



This was just awesome! XD

[pakman]

haha i just love the randomness of ur stories

[Knives122]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - So yeah. Now we're here. At the lost dales of evermore.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Eh?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - I'm reading a fantasy novel. It's pretty good. It's called "Priscilla and the lipstick fairies from mars".
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - I want to read that when you are done with it!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - And I want to eat it when you've read it.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - You all suck.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Now now kids. Don't make me bone you.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I hate it when he threatens us with that.

*meanwhile*

the gayest title of a book EVER, lol its great reading Gold!!

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: Knives122
the gayest title of a book EVER, lol its great reading Gold!!

are you trying to imply something about guys that wear lipstick?

[NM]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Foolish old man. If you want to laugh better than me... you must hate me... detest me... and survive in an extremely fucked up way... and eat pineapples... while watching old Seinfeld episodes...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - What in the name of the hidden village of milk are you talking about?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Foolish old man... if you want to know what I'm talking about... you must run, run run... run and cling to your mobile phone...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Look... you know... maybe I should just... GODDAMNIT NOW YOU MADE ME USE DOTS EVERYWHERE ... LIKE THIS... ARGH I CAN'T STOP IT... I'M TYPING LIKE BUDWEINEKEN
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Foolish old man. If you want to type like me... and Budweineken... you must do more ... dots..everywhere... like this, look... dot dot... dot dot... dot... dot... foolish old man... hate me... detest me...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - I ALREADY FUCKING DETEST YOU JUST SHUT UP
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - If you want to...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - I was gonna ask you if you wanted to have the last piece of my bread, but yeah, suit yourself

Just awesome man! I especiall like the "If you want to type like me...and Budweineken...." LMAO! Keep it up!

[Kortir]

hehe.. yay, new part. Keep it up! we need more of these.

[ChaosK]

lol i jus joined recentally and saw this, extremely funny but nobody's come bak to this for lik 2 wks alrdy and i'm hoping terra will continue i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

[Assertn]

2 weeks? terra updated it yesterday

[Winged Dancer]

Terra, honey, darling, sexy, you know what I think about this already. So please please please keep doing these things!!! It'll guarantee you new pics some day!!

[Tohan]

X'D


Originally posted by: Terracosmo
---well what do you know, more insane stuff!



http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...may I please go on?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Of course.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...what the hell are you doing here?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Who?

Heeee, but man, I was laughing hard at this one.

[Kairi]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Foolish old man. If you want to laugh better than me... you must hate me... detest me... and survive in an extremely fucked up way... and eat pineapples... while watching old Seinfeld episodes...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - What in the name of the hidden village of milk are you talking about?


Awesome, just awesome. Keep them coming Terra!

[Terracosmo]

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - AN ENCHANTED MOMENT AND IT SEES ME THROUGH
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Sir...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - IT'S ENOUGH FOR THIS RESTLESS SANNIN... SENNIN... THINGY JUST TO BE WITH YOUUUU
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Ehm, sir...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - AND CAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEL THE LOOOOVE TONIGHT?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - SIR!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE KINGS AND VAGABONDS BELIEVE THE VERY BEEESSSTTTTT
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - I'm not even going to ask what are you doing with that Playgirl issue
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - MARIA! I just did it... again...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Did what?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - REWATCHED THE LION KING!!!!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Oh no...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - THAT MOVIE IS SO FUCKING GOOD! THE FEELING! THE COMEDY! THE MUSIC! OMG ELTON JOHN!!!!!! THAT SCAR MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL AND I LOVE IT!! OH YEAH! MAKE ME YOUR SCHOOLGIRL!!!!! YOU BADASS YOU!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Actually I was just going to tell you that our mighty sacrifices... souls...ehh... soldier... subordinates... okay okay, worthless slaves thingies have made contact with Itachi and some... guy with a moustasche
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - A guy with a moustasche?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Yes?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - OMG! It can only be...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Be who?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Well.... I can't tell you that now... but you must never forget this moment
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Why?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - So you have already forgotten...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - MAKE SENSE DAMN YOU!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - You have forgotten who you are and thus you have forgotten me. YOU ARE MY SON... AND THE ONLY RIGHTFUL KING!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - I am going to assassinate your VCR with a few explosion notes
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Actually, I have a DVD player.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - SHUT UP!!!!!!!

*meanwhile*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Oh come oooon! You meanies!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - No can do, Boner man.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - You heard spider fuck.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Yup yup. *burp*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Hey guys, what are you arguing about?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - I can't join their club : (
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Club?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Yeah, he's the only one here who isn't dead yet. Hah hah, loser!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - It's a shitty common fact, only assholes aren't dead.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - I GOT PUNCHED
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Well fuck you all. I'm sick. Doesn't that count for anything?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Worst. Argument. Ever. Being dead is nothing to be proud of...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Actually, getting impaled by knives all over while in a barrel felt pretty good.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Just shut up.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Well seeing as you weren't in control of the main body, you didn't get to feel the full pain! Oh I tell you, it was as enjoyable as seeing Kidoumaru read 5 porno mags simultaneously. Nobody can ever say that he doesn't put those arms to use!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Hey... you promised that was gonna be our little secret...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - What fucking secret? Tell me more, fuckfuckingfuckfuckersfuckfuckfuckfuckfufkccklsakf lfkozkfijaisfjsfijsfifsfsfppaa
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Now that's some original cussing if I've ever seen any
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ...fasfosakfsosafkaokwraokfszkjkajfFUUCKKIING SALAD TASTES LIKE SHITfsaposakafsokfsaofasoff...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - I don't like salad either. I eat cookies. I GOT PUNCHED!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Okay okay we get it. You got punched. Well guess what, I got.. .ehh... massacred. From the inside. Somehow.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ...faoskfsaokfspokfsaijffasisafijsA FUCKING WIND PLOT DEVICE SANDFUCKERS oafskokfsaofsakfoffsfsa...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Bah. You are all probably just jealous of me.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Of course we are. I wish I got owned by a drunk guy.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Hey, I did not get owned. Goddamnit... actually.. it was like this...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Guys, guys... go here (http://forums.gotwoot.net/messageview.cfm?catid=4&threadid=14277&enterthread =y) instead.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - You kidding? That forum sucks, inhabited only by Sasuke fanboys! Don't trust them!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - I think what little plot this series had just went down the gutter.

*meanwhile, 5 metres away*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - FOR THE LOVE OF SIMBA AND THE SHITTY LION KING SEQUAL, I HAVE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR... AN ENTIRE POST! WHY DON'T YOU REACT!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Did you guys just hear something?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - ... I GOT PUNCHED
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - OKAY ALREADY
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - AT THE............ ........ CHEST
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - And I'll punch you there again if you don't shut up!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ....FSAOFASKFSOFSAOIFFOIFSOFOFJFOIFSAOFOIFFOFSIF("¤!¤(!/¤!(¤/!¤(/¤!(¤/¤!(/!¤¤(/¤!(/¤(¤/¤(¤(¤¤(/!¤¤!(¤/!¤¤(¤/¤(/ LIKE A VIRGIN!.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Uh-oh. This is bad.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - What?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - She is out of cuss words. She has entered Madonna mode.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - ARGH! NO! ANYTHING BUT MADONNA MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Actually, she did some good songs back in the 80s... *starts dancing like they do in Vogue*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - God, you ... ... ... ... ... sorry. Madonna mode has paralyzed me so much that I can't insult you.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - LIKE A VIRGIN!!! WEARING LIPSTICK FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME~~

*at the same time*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - *pant pant* I think I made it.. to safety...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/gaara.jpg - Mother?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*to be continued

[pakman]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ....FSAOFASKFSOFSAOIFFOIFSOFOFJFOIFSAOFOIFFOFSIF("¤!¤(!/¤!(¤/!¤(/¤!(¤/¤!(/!¤¤(/¤!(/¤(¤/¤(¤(¤¤(/!¤¤!(¤/!¤¤(¤/¤(/ LIKE A VIRGIN!.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Uh-oh. This is bad.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - What?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - She is out of cuss words. She has entered Madonna mode.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - ARGH! NO! ANYTHING BUT MADONNA MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha this was so random!! I LOVE IT!!

[Knives122]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ....FSAOFASKFSOFSAOIFFOIFSOFOFJFOIFSAOFOIFFOFSIF("¤!¤(!/¤!(¤/!¤(/¤!(¤/¤!(/!¤¤(/¤!(/¤(¤/¤(¤(¤¤(/!¤¤!(¤/!¤¤(¤/¤(/ LIKE A VIRGIN!.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Uh-oh. This is bad.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - What?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - She is out of cuss words. She has entered Madonna mode.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - ARGH! NO! ANYTHING BUT MADONNA MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Actually, she did some good songs back in the 80s... *starts dancing like they do in Vogue*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - God, you ... ... ... ... ... sorry. Madonna mode has paralyzed me so much that I can't insult you.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - LIKE A VIRGIN!!! WEARING LIPSTICK FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME~~


Best quote, actually seeing Tayuya run out of cuss words and going into "Madonna Mode" was great

[Terracosmo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/joshuajerand/author.jpg

Just gotta show this off. It's me while typing down Sakon episodes. So alike it's scary.

Drawn by my precious Barb. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif Thank you!

As some of you may notice the first page now has COVER ART!
YES! THE OFFICIAL ADVENTURES OF SAKON COVER ART!

For people not checking the front page:

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/coms.jpg

This one is also done by Barb. Truly appreciated <3

[Cal_kashi]

somehow, someday soon you are gonna find a way to make money off of this.

[Souda]

Loove the drawings. =] The look on Orochimaru is great. so cute XD!

[Jessper]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - I GOT PUNCHED

hah, that made me LOL for some reason ; )

Love the fan art =P

[kooshi]

LOL, great comic as usual, and that title page is just plain awesome! You can probably make a lot of money if you made comic books, lol.
Is it just me or does Sakon's dad's mustache is always hilarious? Whenever I see it, I always burst out laughing.

[Musashi]

lol, episodes are fukin' great i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif and those fanarts are funny

[Rek]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Guys, guys... go here (http://forums.gotwoot.net/messageview.cfm?catid=4&threadid=14277&enterthread =y) instead.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - You kidding? That forum sucks, inhabited only by Sasuke fanboys! Don't trust them!


I'm usually not stupid enough to quote the comic in the same thread seems too much like the flashbacks everyone hates, but that link was total greatness...


(we want animation, damn you!)

[GoatLord]

Wow... I so totally did not need to see Gimp Kabuto. Everything else was great, though.

[Assertn]

we should produce an animated series of this, complete with fillers involving the wacky adventures of konohamaru as he learns the many lessons of life
and then people can get on terra's back yelling "OMG THE ANIME IS CATCHING UP TO THE MANGA, MAKE MORE!!!111" just so they can go to the anime-only viewers and burn their eyes wtih spoilers.

It'd be great

[PSJ]

best part was the last 3 with itachi and gaara.
did i make it to safety?
mother?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

that was hilarious.

[Werder]

Brilliant Terra, brilliant.

[telemari]

All of them except Kimi are dead now. Will Oro summon them back or there will be adventures of someone else? what about Sakura and Ino - we don;t need Sasuke anymore!

[NM]

As always, awesome stuff Terra! Great cover you got there to, XD.

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

Your one badass mofo terra. Great shit.

[kooshi]

Question: just how the hell do you come up with this hilarious stuff? I would have never thought of all this in my entire life, probably.

[Terracosmo]

^_^ Thank you everybody.

@assertn: There are no words for how awesome that would be

@kooshi: Can't say much else other than it's my "gift" in life to think up stupid things, or hell, think up things out from nowhere.
My compensation for being entirely incapable of drawing or doing anything technical (insert flashback to when I wrecked 2 of the 4 tires on dad's car while trying to move them about here) is to be able to write, basically.

The key is to not think. Just write whatever comes to mind. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Oh and this is not directly related to the story, but once again from the same author (Barb) I made a request. "A cool Sakon pic without the head on his back". Did she deliver? YOU FUCKING BET!

So here it comes, hot spankin' Sakon in Kiba's jacket!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/barb_egl/sakon2.jpg

*dies* It's soooo good.

[Kortir]

my spontaneous bursts of laughter at seeing the newest part (and especially the pics... omgchibi.) caused a few people to look my way... I'm pretty sure they think I'm a bit screwed up now.. especially if they saw kabuto before I alt-tabbed. XD

so funny though.. and I love the pics like nothing else. what's the chances of seeing some more random chibis?

[Terracosmo]

Dunno really, but if I get any more I'll put 'em up. They deserve a looot of recognition. IMO, the above Sakon pic looks even better than how Kishimoto himself draws him.

[Jaredster]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo

The key is to not think.

That can make or break a series.

[XanBcoo]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Dunno really, but if I get any more I'll put 'em up. They deserve a looot of recognition. IMO, the above Sakon pic looks even better than how Kishimoto himself draws him.

I think it looks about the same. Pretty much.
But that IS a kick-ass picture.

[Rek]

holy hell, we hafta have a site for this chick... I wanna see more of her art, damn it...

[Terracosmo]

@Jaredster: Seeing as that is what I build this series on, it can't break it. It has too many loose elements to tear apart.

@Konoha Rek: Yeah she does need a site. Trust me, her other art is just as awesome. I've known her for 5 years and she's always been my favorite artist.

Well what do you know. Not only does Adventures of Sakon!11 -Z- have fanart, it now has fanfiction as well.

I present to you, while waiting for the next chapter, a Sakon side story. Byyyy... BATSU POWER!

(I took the liberty of adding icons, for the true feeling)
--

THE ADVENTURES OF SAKON SIDE STORY!

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...Orochimaru-sama, what are you doing with those headphones?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - OOOOH GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN~
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ....Sir?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - WHAT IS IT, MELANIE?!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Sir...do you know what day it is today?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ...Is it Cindi Lauper day? I just love Cindi Lauper! Her music rocks! All that rebellious '80s teen angst gives me memories of my wonderful teenhood!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - No sir. It's actually the Hidden Sound Village's 1st anniversary.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - The village which contains only one mansion?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Yes sir.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Ahaha, how could I forget about this, Karin?! Quickly, we must gather all of our villagers here so that I would go on a long yet boring speech on why
this village which is actually a single mansion means so much to them!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - *mumbles* Why do I have to do all the dirty work...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - What did you say, Serena?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Nothing.

*scene changes to everyone gathering near the mansion base, waiting for Orochimaru to give
out his...speech.*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - So, we're here. What are we supposed to do?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg Where's my pot roast? I WAS PROMISED SOME POT ROAST! ;_;
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Shut the fuck up you fat flying fuck of a fuckface.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I ate it five minutes ago.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - YOU BASTARD!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - There's nothing you can do about it.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - ....I want my pie.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - You're one evil person, you. YOU CAN'T BE MY BROTHER!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I am, you stupid flying fairy of farm animals.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Give me proof.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I'm stuck on to your back, what more do you want?!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Not enough proof.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Of course I can't. Because it's on MY DAMN BACK!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - haha i win u lose gimme ur money.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - I'm so bored. Do any of you want to PLAY on my PLAYstation?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Not on your fucking life, you four arms faggot.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - *ehum* Orochimaru-sama has prepared his speech and is ready to announce it to you all.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - About damn time.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - FOOD TIME!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - PLAY TIME!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - BONE TIME!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Whoa, where did you come from?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - I was late from the BONE doctor. My BONES were kinda frail, so he gave me a calcium injection.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - So now your bones are back in form again?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Yup. I'm ready and BONING at will. Right, honey?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - .....Go fuck your own bones, you boning bonefuck.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - I would. But they can't reach that area.

*Orochimaru makes his dramatic entrance*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - GOOD EVENING GENTLEMEN, FREAKS, FAIRIES, LADY AND BONER! I'm so glad you could all make it here today.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Actually, it took us five minutes to get here. I mean, we are living in this village which consists of only one mansion and all.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Right, right! And now, I shall begin with my speech regarding the 1st year anniversary of the Hidden Sound Village which consists of one mansion!

*takes out a huge paper filled with lots of words that drags onto the ground*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - People of the Hidden Sound Village which consists of only one mansion, today is the day which we should all be proud about. Today is the day where we should
all be happy that it exists. Today is the day where the sun shall shine upon us with
it's mighty rays of light and harmony. Today is the day where we all drink Gatordate
and eat lots of cucumber sandwiches topped with ketchup. Today is the day...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - ....Will you pass by the introduction and go into the damn speech already?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Fine then. *eats all of the papers and leaves only one as he mumbles* Party pooper...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Wow. He must be hungry.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - But I'm even hungrier!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - *punches Jiroubou*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - I GOT PUNCHED!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...How did you do that when you have no hands?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Homestar Runner is my sensei.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - EHUM! As I was saying; This day marks the 1st year anniversary of the Hidden Sound Village which consists of one single mansion. I remember that fated day
which started the creation of this place...

*flashbacks like whoa*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Sir...why did we go here?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - It's easy, Carla. We need to have our own place where I can be able to think out my plans in taking all over the villages with my mighty powers.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...And?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Oh, and to put all that junk I've bought from the discount store. So much lovely items.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Hmm. As for the plan you couldn't do that alone, can you?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Of course! I still need to get Sasuke-kun...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - The way that word comes out of you is scaring me.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Sasuke-kunSasuke-kunSasuke-kunSasuke-kunSasuke-kunSasuke-kunSasuke-kunSASUKE-KUN!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - STOP IT ALREADY!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Tut tut, dear Audrey. He must be mentioned that much as he is part of the plan.

*flashback pause*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - To impersonate Micheal Jackson?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - NO! AND YOU'RE RUINING MY GLORIOUS FLASBACK MOMENT!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Stupid fucking ass fairy.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Sorry.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Auberdine! Run the movie again!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Yes sir.

*flashback resume*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Now off to work, Sally! Build me a mansion!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - ...But I don't know how to.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - *cracks a whip* You'll know now! MUSH!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Yes sir....goddam rassin' frassin' ninja employment agency letting me to work with that psycho...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - WHAT DID YOU SAY, BELLINDA?!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Nothing.

*flashback end*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - ...and thus, this is how the village which consists of one mansion was created! Wasn't that so exciting?!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - ZZzzzZzzzzZzzZ~
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Uhh huh. Real exciting.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Not enough PLAYing.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Not enough BONES.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - It fucking sucks the fucking horse stable.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - I didn't have any popcorn. ;_;
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Weeeeellll, I'm glad you all liked it! At any rate, it is time for the official village anthem to commerate this amazing achievement!

*ehum*

It's the Hidden Sound Village!
Where we rape and pillage!
A lot and lot of those!
Whom we have super chose!
To be our bitches!
And not ugly witches!
Who is led by our leader!
A person who loves Ceasar!
His name is Orochi!
Who plays his Tamagotchi!
We won't also forget!
That he has also set!
a 'Maru' in his name!
Which makes him like a dame!

OOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - ZzzzzzZzzzzzomgwtfhuhwithmerrycheesesteaks. What the hell was that?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - The official village anthem! Written by me, of course!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Did someone forget to tell you that you suck in song writing?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Well, I never! Because you said that, there will be no anniversary cake for all of you.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Class dismissed!

*everyone leaves*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Well, that was over, thank god.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Now what?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Now we'll have to wait what Terra's got in store for the REAL next chapter.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - ....I've always knew the one who written this side story sucks. Just like you do.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - I love you.

END!

*out of nowhere comes..*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - WHAT THE HELL?! Why wasn't I in this one? I was supposed to have more screen time, dammit! Eh what the hell...I'll be in the next episode. Maybe.
Or something.

YOU CAN'T RESIST THE MUSTACHE!

[PSJ]

for some reason this fanfic didnt have the usual feeling of a sakon adventure. this fanfic writer wasnt able to portray them as good as terra normally does... orochimaru felt like a diffrent person.

[Rek]

this isn't a reaaaaaaal fanfic.... jiroubou and kimimaro didn't get it on!

[ChaosK]

yeh it wuz different but still i'm loving this! maybe i'm jus crazy but i laughed so hard at the song i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif

[Terracosmo]

Yeah I really liked the song too lol.

'course it's different from my stuff. Not all people are as insane as me.
Still I'm pretty honored someone likes it enough to do their own try at it. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[ChaosK]

lol i'm as insane as u but i wudnt kno how to make somethign lik that...did u jus post the thing and some1 else made it somewhere else b/c i wuz confused and thought u made it urself terra. i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif

[Roko]

[quote]
Originally posted by: Terracosmo
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - You're one evil person, you. YOU CAN'T BE MY BROTHER!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I am, you stupid flying fairy of farm animals.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Give me proof.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I'm stuck on to your back, what more do you want?!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Not enough proof.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Of course I can't. Because it's on MY DAMN BACK!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - haha i win u lose gimme ur money.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - I'm so bored. Do any of you want to PLAY on my PLAYstation?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Not on your fucking life, you four arms faggot.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - *ehum* Orochimaru-sama has prepared his speech and is ready to announce it to you all.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - About damn time.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - FOOD TIME!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - PLAY TIME!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - BONE TIME!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Whoa, where did you come from?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - I was late from the BONE doctor. My BONES were kinda frail, so he gave me a calcium injection.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - So now your bones are back in form again?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Yup. I'm ready and BONING at will. Right, honey?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - .....Go fuck your own bones, you boning bonefuck.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - I would. But they can't reach that area.

Damn i loved this part!! lol, especially Ukon's You can't handle the truth!

oh, and that song is now officially on my list of best songs known to mankind!i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Terracosmo]

Originally posted by: Chaoskiddo
lol i'm as insane as u but i wudnt kno how to make somethign lik that...did u jus post the thing and some1 else made it somewhere else b/c i wuz confused and thought u made it urself terra.

Yes, this is made by someone else. Not me.

[ChaosK]

oh ok, terra u thinking of more to come? i noticed this began as u being bored and playing around w/ the characters (not lik spider guy) but now its become high demand lol.

[Hikyuu]

wooo good stuff... damn school work I have fallen behind on my gotwoot reading ness.. Terra awesome job on the stories I patiently(not really) await for the next installment...

[Terracosmo]

Long before the earth was born... there was an ever greater threat to mankind.
In order to counteract this... ehh... treat. Threat. ... thing. A SPECIAL FORCE WAS STARTED! And about that special force, today's episode will be...

---





http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Hah! Finally caught you!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - NOOOOO! HOW!!!! MY COVER, IT WAS PERFECT.... TRULY, THIS IS THE END OF ALL ENDS
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - You were standing next to us...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - SILENCE! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW... .YOUR FATHER WAS MUCH MORE BONEY THAN YOU, BONER!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - You knew my father?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - STUPID KIDS, I KNEW ALL YOUR FATHERS!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - ?!?!?!!?!?!!?!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - WHAT?.. wait a sec, you're my father
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - zomg
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Yes... truly... there was a time... when all of us were together... these were the times of ...

*dramatic music*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/firstgen.jpg




http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Oh... my... god...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - ....................
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - *cries*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - that beard looks tasty
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Truly, it was a time of ancient myths...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Please just fall over and die

*flashback*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - What's the situation, Kidoumaru Sr?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kidos.jpg - Nothing to note here, Sakon Sr. How about you, Tayuya Sr?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuyas.jpg - Not a fucking shit here, Gayfag Kido Sr. What's the situation with you, Fatass Jiroubou Sr?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiros.jpg - FNLZ?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kims.jpg - Silence, underlings!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - I AM TIRED OF YOU KIMIMARO SR! YOU ALWAYS GET TO BE COMMANDER BECAUSE YOUR MOUSTASCHE IS THE SEXIEST!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kims.jpg - Well deal with it, Sakon Sr.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - ONE DAY I WILL DEFEAT YOU ALL! I WILL PROVE THAT MY MOUSTASCHE IS THE SEXIEST!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuyas.jpg - Just shut the fuck up
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kims.jpg - Everybody be silent. This mission is of grave importance for all our clans and stuff.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Bah
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kidos.jpg - Huhuhhhuhu... I love PLAYING with...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kims.jpg - Damnit, shut up about playing, that joke got old 4 episodes ago!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiros.jpg - Food?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuyas.jpg - Fucking shithead that goes for you too
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - So what's this mission about, again?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kims.jpg - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - I didn't... just checking.. to.. ehh... make sure
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kidos.jpg - Actually I forgot the mission too
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiros.jpg - Huhuh
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuyas.jpg - Mission?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kims.jpg - Damn. You are all right. WE HAVE FORGOTTEN OUR MISSION BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL GONE SENILE!!!!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kidos.jpg - WHO'S UP FOR CARDS?

*later*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - OMG KIDOUMARU SR STOP CHEATING WITH ALL YOUR ARMS
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kidos.jpg - I'm not cheating. I'm utilizing my resources.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuyas.jpg - Jiroubou Sr is fucking eating all the cards
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiros.jpg - *burp*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kims.jpg - Someone please just wipe out my clan
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - You all suck! I do not want to be your friend anymore
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kims.jpg - Peace

*end of flashback*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - THUS, I LEFT THEM BEHIND AND...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - TARENKEN!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - TARENKYAKU!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - *various attack names*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - *dances*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Urgh..ouch...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - WHAT THE HELL WAS EPIC ABOUT THAT YOU SHITTY OLD MAN?!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Life sucks




http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - So when's the story continuing on as usual?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Good question.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - I want a moustasche.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - I hate this job.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Me too.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Where did you come from?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - I don't know... but please... GET THIS FUCKING KID OFF ME
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/gaara.jpg - LOOOOOVEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEE

[ChaosK]

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/firstgen.jpg






http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - So when's the story continuing on as usual?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Good question.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - I want a moustasche.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - I hate this job.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Me too.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Where did you come from?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - I don't know... but please... GET THIS FUCKING KID OFF ME
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/gaara.jpg - LOOOOOVEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEE[/quote]

LOL soo funny!!! i'm so lucky i came to the comp jus 5 min after u made it LOL. funniest part!!!

wat the hell did u do to garra's personality? its funny and all but that face and the personality doesnt match but i still love it!! keep it up terra! i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Knives122]

*once again I have nothing better to do*

lol, there was one inconsistency there terra, Kidoumaru had a curved mustache on that big pic, but on the little one he didnt, you dont have to take the time to change it just thought I'd point that out

to below: yeah thats true, didnt notice that LOL

[Terracosmo]

actually none of the small moustasches match the ones on the cover pic thingy, because I'm just too lazy to distinguish on such a small space. ;D

[XanBcoo]

I actually thought it was pretty funny that none of the moustaches matched.

[Terracosmo]

I actually think it's pretty funny that people even notice shit like that, lol

[Rek]

gotta obsess over something...

personally, I think the mustash bit sucked a nut, completely below your normally astronomical par... but i love teh gaara, so it kinda evens out in the end.

[saeadeb]

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - *dances*

Ha! I love it! i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[DarthEnderX]

A Hitler mustache would have increased the funny by at least 12%.

[Terracosmo]

I was gonna go with the Hitler look first but I felt like it's overused.

@Rek: You need to appreciate the sheer awesomeness of moustasches! I've never laughed so much at my own Sakon stuff as when I finished that cover art up there. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[kooshi]

lol, that was awesome, as usual. That mustache poster was the best, haha.

[PSJ]

great work as usual terra, i liked the senior stuff that was awesome, and i also love how orochimaru just said, "i want a mouschtache"(or however you spell it). garra was funny to, feels like its his supressed feelings or soemthign along those lines.

[Rek]

you only think moustaches are funny because these particular ones are puny compared to your ancestral viking 'stache...

come stateside and you will definately be locked up and electrocuted... not before your "boned" of course

[NM]

Love the cover Terra! Lmao

[Terracosmo]

Another new effort by Barb... the expressions alone are enough to kill me off

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/barb_egl/itachimustache.jpg

*sigh* wish I could draw like this i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Roko]

just curious terra, but how long does it take you to write an ep?

[Terracosmo]

10 minutes or so, depending on the length
What takes the most time is the constant pasting of the icons i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Barb's on a roll. Look at this one. It's awesome beyond words.
God, that woman is going to kill me eventually.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/joshuajerand/dailylife.jpg

[kooshi]

The mustache one was alright, but the orgy one is SO good, haha.

[Jessper]

I like how you only see kimi's head then some bones sticking out of the dust, lol.

[Cal_kashi]

u just wait and that orgy xscene will be a number of ppl's desktops

[ES]

Originally posted by: Cal_kashi
u just wait and that orgy xscene will be a number of ppl's desktops

copied....and set....

[PSJ]

wow those pictures are good. the expressions are gold. kimi and jiroubou looks so awesoem in the second one there.

[Terracosmo]

Indeed. I love how Tayuya's phrase goes with her look... and she gets eaten at the same time lol

[Shaka Zulu]

Din sjuke, genialiske idiot fan i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[ChaosK]

Originally posted by: Shaka Zulu
Din sjuke, genialiske idiot fan

i dont understand this...but i'll jus let it go w/o asking...

LOL i LOVE the orgy picture, making it a desktop wouldnt be a bad idea acctually i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Terra jus wondering, who is Barb? (i kno she draws for u i wuz wondering if she had lik a site w/ these pics since i'd love to check them out)

[Shaka Zulu]

Ahh,just saying a small token of appreciation to Terra in swedish,carry on i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

This whole thing was taken to a whole new level wen the fanarts was introduced,hilarious pics.What a marvelous artist.

[Tonsus]

Tayuya doesn't really seem in a favorable position.

Shikamaru's shadow will be furious.

[Terracosmo]

Thank for you for those kind and sentimental words, Shaka Zulu. ;D

Barb is a very dear friend to me. She doesn't have a site. She should get one though!

[RasenDori]

thats what we need. i site dedicated to the new adventures of sakon! if my life wasnt bogged down by school, work., and drawing projects, i'd totally do some fan art of my own

[Assertn]

if there was a site for it, then maybe i wouldnt have to browse through 10 pages of worship sessions to find the action episodes

[Terracosmo]

lol Assertn.

Well the thought has struck my mind. We'll see.

[Rek]

/me strikes terra's head.

it happened again, fuck the ambiguity, we want results, cracker.

[Hikyuu]

I love tatuya and kimi's expressions ^_^

[Kortir]

You know Terra, if you combined your 10-minute writings with Barb's art talent, you'd have a webcomic of ultimate power...

[ChaosK]

lol if u have the time to u should try to make a full comic out of this i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[NM]

Hey Terra, when are we going to see a picture of the Hidden Sound Village that consists of a single mansion? By the way, I love the expression on Oro's face. Your friend is really talented!

[Terracosmo]

I'm kinda alluding to the mansion we've seen in the show actually, since it's the only thing we've seen of the village.
I took the joke from an old discussion thread in other forums where someone brought it up.

And yes, she is indeed very talented.

[DB_Hunter]

When's the next ep coming out???

[Roy Mustang]

I have seen boredom, but damn guy, you take the cake....hell, you take the whole friggin grocery store.

This is some funny shit you made man, if it's okay with you, I'd like to show your comic on another site I moderate on, I'm sure the Naruto fanboys will love it, lol

[Terracosmo]

Sure thing. Spread the goods. I appreciate it. If possible, also post the link to the forum here.

@DB_Hunter: When I stop being lazy. Which can be anytime from tomorrow to the apocalypse.

[Knives122]

It would be better if it was on the apocalypse, it'll give me one good laugh before I die

[ES]

*waits for another ep*

FEED MY RETARDEDNESS!

*begs Terracosmo*

[Terracosmo]

Since the forum is finally back I should have something new coming up eventually. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Werder]

Yay! Looking forward to it i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

[lilphatboi88]

Lol, their awesome, you should get back to the "bone" part. Those are hilarious

[ES]

*tweaks his brain*

*twitch*

Yay

*twitch*

*twitch*

*twitch*

.......

[Rek]

we need to get this shit hosted so we don't hafta go thru 30 posts of "OMG I WANT TERRASCOKC?!!!?!" to get a good laugh.

[lilphatboi88]

It's been about 4 days, Terra, we need some more comedic cartoons. Please. Now how long does it take to create those again?

[Tass]

about 10 min he said...but he has a life too u know!! ...ri..right??? =P

BTW Terracosmo: I know you're probobly used to it by now, but i'd like to say your miniseries rox! i just read um all, and i cant get enof =D No rush on new ones, i know that when they come alive in your head, you'll share them with us =^_^= thanx again!

[Mite Gai]

You can't rush true art as great as The New Adventures of Sakon everyone.

[ChaosK]

yeah but it feels like its been forever since i saw 1...*twitch* noo terra u've addicted me to your comic...

[lilphatboi88]

aaaah, anydays now. please, im dying

[DB_Hunter]

You've run out of ideas havn't you???

[LobsterMagnet]

I'm surprised that the New Adventures of Sakon lasted as long as it did. But now that the Sound five have all been killed off in both the anime and the manga I think that the New Adventures of Sakon has lost it's appeal. It was cute to see absurd things done with characters that were all familiar with but that concept can only be taken so far.

It generally works depending on the core source material. Thats why red vs. blue and most recently robot chicken work so well because they rely on nostalgic icons which their demographics are familiar with. Now that Sakon and his friends are all dead and there really isn't much a writer can use to add to their characters I think that the New adventures of Sakon have come to an end. Be happy that it lasted as long as it did.

[Terracosmo]

Well guess I should actually reply...

1- no, I have not run out of ideas. There has never been any ideas involved in this. I have just written what has come to mind at the moment. It's just random. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif
2- I'm just lazy
3- Thanks for all the encouraging comments, however it might be best to just leave this topic hanging until I actually do something new... it's unnecessary to spam up the forums with the replies although I do appreciate them

LobsterMagnet, thank you for the thorough analysis on the new adventures of sakon but unfortunately I don't understand much. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif To me, and to many others who have enjoyed it so far, the sound 5 has already been dead for long since we are manga readers. That was never the case. It was just a nutty idea that manifested. It is not "dead" as it has never been "alive". It's just random stuff using random Naruto characters and it will continue to be through every new part. I have not played on the "appeal" of the sound characters. I don't understand why you compare it to "red vs blue". This really has nothing to do with the core material other than the character names and avatars used, and a few insider jokes...

Anyway until I get off my lazy ass, let's just let this thread be. *rapes all fans lovingly*

[lilphatboi88]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THERE'S NO MORE?
MY LIFE IS OVER. MY HOPES, DREAMS, THEY'RE ALL GONE NOW

SOB....SOB...

[Extrax]

ROLF whoehahahahahaha

Can't wait until you are bored again

Greetz

[lilphatboi88]

Ok, I'm bored again, but nothings happening here. I think he died.

[LobsterMagnet]

I don't understand why you compare it to "red vs blue". This really has nothing to do with the core material other than the character names and avatars used, and a few insider jokes...

You answered your own question about why I compared it to red vs. blue. The new adventures of Sakon has nothing to do with the core material other than the character names and avatars used, and a few insider jokes. The new adventures of Sakon corresponded with the appearance of the sound five in the anime. While you may be right about them being dead in the manga for a long time now when we got to see them animated and hear there voices they were far more compelling then when they were just 2D blank and white drawings. Seeing them animated brought new life which is why the New adventures of Sakon worked because your absurd comics corresponded nicely with the introduction of the sound 5 in the anime.

Because there have been no new updates proves my point. The New adventures of Sakon have com to an end now that the sound five have finally been killed off in both the anime and the manga.

[Turkish-S]

Originally posted by: lilphatboi88
Ok, I'm bored again, but nothings happening here. I think he died.

noob its not when u are bored but when terra is bored.
and he isn't dead he is making a plan with oro to crush konoha.

[ChaosK]

or trying to orgy with them...

[Hyuuga_Destiny]

This is one of the reasons why I joined the forum
Really funny, I enjoyed it

Hope you have some time to do this i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

[Shaka Zulu]

Hehe same here Hyuuga_Destiny.Decided it after I read this freaky shit.

LobsterMagnet,you must be really bored because you bother to do indepth analysis of some retarded pee wee humour i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif and continue to do so because you want to be right.

To bad you arent like Terra wen you are bored i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

Now everyone,lets respect the dudes wishes and stop posting, and wait for the next time he is reeaaaaaaaaaaally bored to do this again.

[Terracosmo]

And now for something COMPLETELY different!

It's SAKON'S ADVENTURES - THE MOVIE!
Complete with all your favorite anime cliches and whatnot, only because I love you!

The roles!!!!

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Sakon as THE HERO
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Ukon as THE SILENT BADASS RIVAL
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Kimimaro as THE ANGSTY FILLOUT
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Tayuya as THE ANGSTY FILLOUT'S MISSING SISTER
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Sakon Senior as THE BAD GUY
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Kidoumaru as EVIL HENCHMAN #1
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Lassie as EVIL HENCHMAN #2
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Jiroubou (with a wig) as HERO'S LOVE INTEREST
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Orochimaru as DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Itachi as NARRATOR

Let the story begin!

*flashback*

*bad effects*

*cheap soundtrack*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - *pant* *pant*... must... run... from.... random badguys... in order to... seal... the secrets... of my .... long-dead clan... for... no... apparent reason...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - MWAH HAH, I HAVE FOUND YOU!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - FUCK! I mean.. no... please.... Sakon Senior... I beg of you.... I must... no... must... fight... for... the money... this... movie... will... bring in... and...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Hehe, yeah babe, seems like the boss got ya know eh! Haha! Heh!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - *giggle* indeed, you never stood a chance! *giggle*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Now get ready to feel... ............................
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - ...feel?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Wait for it...

*BAD LIGHTNING EFFECT*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - FEEL THE PAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!111

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - And so, the evil Sakon Senior teased Tayuya for a while before going home with her as his captive. Oh yes, if only we had a hero! A hero to save the world from this gruesome fate!

*fast forward 10 days*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Oh, what a sunny and beautiful day it is in my perfectly normal village which will soon be struck with great evil for no reason whatsoever!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Heh...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Oh no... it's my -rival- ... that guy gets all the chicks, and he is also much funnier and a better character overall than me... but still, I must endure and look heroic in his presence...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - What's up.... loser?

Yaoi fangirls: OMGDFFGLGKGK!!!11 SO COOL!!!

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Nothing much.

Yaoi fangirls: *starts drawing homosexual pictures with the 2 main characters kissing each other passionately*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Did you hear that I just killed 4 enemy soldiers with my ... left pinky?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Well that's nothing, you dickwad rival. I killed 6 by LOOKING at them!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I meant to say 40.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Damnit. I know that by the end of the movie we will love each other and clap each others hands, but for now I must endure and hate you. FUCKER!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Well fuck you too. Fairy.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - *steps in dogshit*

Audience: LOLOLOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Damn, that wasn't very heroic. Hopefully nobody saw me.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - I did, baby.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Damn, not Jiroubou-chan. My only love interest in this world. Will you love me even though I did that?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - No. I love brownies. Ehm, I mean Ukon.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - HMPH.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Damn that rival of mine, always getting the girls and always being such a silent badass while doing it.

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - And at that very time, the destiny of two foolish people who can't really survive in an unsightly way intertwined.

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - NOoOOoOoOOOOoo
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Well, YEEeeeEEeeEEs?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - IF ONLY I WASN'T SO WEAK, THEN MY SISTER WOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN INTO THE HANDS OF THE EVIL SAKON SENIOR... OH DAMN ME, OH DAMN EVERYTHING, I AM WORTHLESS, BUT IT'S OKAY... I HAVE LEFT IT ALL BEHIND... OH IF ONLY I WASN'T SO WORTHLESSSSS!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Hmph.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Hold it right there. What do you mean by worthless?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Fuck off idiot. I wasn't talking to you.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - What?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - I don't need your help to find my sister. Are you saying I'm worthless? I'm not. BUT IF I HAD STRENGTH... THEN....
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - You obviously have a problem. A big one, at that. Do you want my most exquisite help in fulfilling this task of yours?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - ....what are you, a fag?

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - This fucking sucks. I feel so... blown up as a main character.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Damn straight fairy. You're not main character material. But damn, do I have great lines or what?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - If this wasn't a fucking movie I'd tear that fucking Sakon Senior's ass off...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Well at least you don't live with Jiroubou as your girlfriend.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - : ' (
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Aww, you made Jiroubou cry.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - IS IT MY TURN SOON?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Orochimaru-sama, would you mind explaining one more time why you chose the role of "damsel in distress" ?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Well... you wouldn't understand. It's a call from the inside. IT'S MY DESTINY, TO BE SAVED BY THE YOUNG STRONG ARMS OF A MALE LIFEFORM! Oh surely, I cannot wait to be embraced by the...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Quickly, end the commercial! Orochimaru is going nuts!
*COMMERCIAL IS OVER*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - THIS HAPPENED BEFORE THE COMMERCIAL: Sakon stepped in dogshit AAAAAAAND met Kimimaro. Rolling!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - I SUUUCKKKKKK
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Dude, we get the point. You suck. But can we help you with something?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - 10 days ago my beloved sister Tayuya was out, trying to seal away the secrets of the ancient clan of ours... or wait... what the hell...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - ...yes?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Anyway, she was out running. And there was some clan involved...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - You are not making much sense.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - WE MUST SAVE HER!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Of course. As true as the fact that my name is Sakon, I shall now swear a lifetime debt which forces me to save your sister even though I just met you and don't even like you. Just because I'm such a damn good guy!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Hmph.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - *steps in dogshit*

Audience: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOROFLL

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - And so, the heroes set out on their glorious quest to save Tayuya... but what will they meet on the way?

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - OOOH SAVE MEEEE!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - *whispers* It's not your turn to come in yet and...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - HELP ME! I AM A LONELY DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! I WANT TO FEEL YOUR LOVE AND ...

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - What?

Director: You're fired.

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - But...

Director: GET OUT!

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - Ah well. It was fun while it lasted. By the way, are you single?

Director: .........................
*COMMERCIAL IS OVER*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Well that was fun.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Hmph.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!

*cheap sound effect*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Hello there kids!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Eek.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - They call me The Kidoulizer. My special ability is invincability, invisibility, super-powers, unlimited HP, free experience bonuses & I am immune to everything. Simply put, you cannot defeat me.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Okay. But it just so happens to be that I know of your one weakness: Beneath the right part of your left index finger, you have a green spot for some reason. By touching it you will surely die.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kido.jpg - Really? *tries It* GWAHHH THE PAIN HOW DID YOU KNOW OH GOD NIoOFSAOAFOSFOA *BLOWS UP*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Hah!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Hmph. Not enough to impress me.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - *cries*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Why are you crying, Kimimaro?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - IF I DIDN'T SUCK SO MUCH... I COULD HAVE.. KILLED HIM MYSELF.. AND I... OH GOD...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - ...this movie sucks beyond belief. Why are we doing this?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Damnit Ukon, it's not commercial time yet.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - HELP MeEEeEEEEee
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - IT'S TAYUYA!!!! MY SISTER!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - You don't say?
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - To save your sister, you must first get past me.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Sakon, I have always hated you, but just this once let me help the team.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Ehhh... okay?

*Ukon & Amanda fights*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - Truly, you are strong!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Hmph. That is only because I possess the powers of a random clan of yore. Feel it's awesome strength! INSTANT KILL MOVE!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kabby.jpg - URgHGhGGhagjdhjkasfkzjkjfzjfzfz
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - I did it. However... that move... will also kill me...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - My god, no! I always hated you.. but now I realize how much you mean to me... know this Ukon, I loved you all the time...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - Yeah yeah whatever. Just get your revenge... on someone.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Indeed I will! *steps in dogshit* ... goddamnit!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ukon.jpg - If I wasn't... so badass... I'd laugh... at that...

Audience: OMG THAT'S FS UFN FUNNY LLOLO

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Well then Sakon Senior, get ready to face my wrath.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - K. but first, I shall hold Tayuya on gunpoint!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Oh... the pain... no, please... someone help!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - SISTER! IF ONLY I DIDN'T SUCK... I'D HELP YOU, AND UKON WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DIE!!!!!!!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Then do something!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - I WILL! FEEL THIS! HIDDEN LATENT POWERS OF THE ANGSTY FILLOUT TECHNIQUES 42142198421287! DEATH BEAM THINGY!

*boooooom*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - I'M SAVED!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - Oh that was impressive. But still, I'm not quite defeated. You see, I have this secret dark armor of the endtimes on me... and it gives me powers beyond the comprehension of anyone under the age of 8!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Horror! However, it is not a match for...

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tarenken.jpg

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sfather.jpg - NOOOO!! WHAT WERE THE ODDS OF YOU POSSESSING THAT SECRET MOVE? OH Nfsaofiofksofksok I WILL NOW DIEEEE ALONG WITH THE POOR...QUALITY... OF THIS... SHITTY MOVIE...

*10 minutes later*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - Well, that's that.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpg - Gee Sakon, thanks a bunch. Today I learned that I don't completely suck. And it's all thanks to you.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - Yeah thanks.
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - That's good... but Ukon will never come back...

*everybody's silent*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - BUT LET'S HAVE A PARTY ANYWAY!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpg - Oh, it's indeed you I love!
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpg - My love interest has seen the light! How deviously convenient! *steps in dogshit*
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/snormal.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/jiro.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/kim.jpghttp://valethcosmo.free.fr/tayuya.jpg - *laughs*

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - And so the movie ends. Roll the credits!

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ororo.jpg - *singing the official movie theme:*

Truly, this movie was the suck
I'd rather head to the pond and shoot a duck
But I can't because my mother bought my seat
I wish I could instead her beat
Truly, this movie was the suck
I'd rather lay down with a random boy and f**k
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yeah, oh yeah
This movie was the suck! Yeehaw!

Credits:

Manuscript: Terracosmo
SFX: Terracosmo
Special effects: Terracosmo
Music: Terracosmo
Blood: Hinata
Scenery: Akamaru
Special thanks: Shino's bugs & a lonely palm tree outside the studio

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http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - Can I go home now? ... is there anyone here? ...
http://valethcosmo.free.fr/ita.jpg - ...I'm so lonely...



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I want to dedicate this episode of sakon's adventures to all the anime movies out there, for continously providing us with imaginative storylines. They would never ever resort to cheap stuff such as what is present in this "parody". Thank you. *bows*

[ChaosK]

hahaha, i cant believe i took the time to read that, i wish you didnt make tayuya such a pansy and orochimaru sooo queer but it was awsome as usual.

nice theme song.

[Terracosmo]

Well, seeing as it's been forever since I made this stuff I figured why not make it a bit longer.
Also, Tayuya didn't like being a pansy either as I tried to show in the commercial break. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif
As for Oro, we all love him.. but he IS queer ;D

[Roko]

finally! a movie! hahaha, that was pretty good. Luved the commercial breaks Terra! They were the best parts, along with the theme song. Great job as always, Terra =D

[Knives122]

well all I can say is that I want that movie theme, and I didnt know Sakon Senior wore Kibas clothes -_-
i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

but that was cool, so I guess this is the end of Sakons adventures, it was a good run

[Terracosmo]

The end? Nah, I'll keep doing it whenever I feel inspirated enough. I doubt it will ever truly die... only be on the verge of death constantly. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[NM]

Great movie you have there Terra! The parts you added with the audience was great XD. And the part where Oro got fired, lol. Good stuff man, looking forward to seeing more!

[Jurojin]

I want to see this all animated XD

They should have come to Terra before writing and animating the filler they've been putting out.....

[ChaosK]

you should've made the director garra or something. oro refuses to leave and garra kicks him outta there.

[Roko]

any more cool pics from that friend of yours, Terra?

[Zhan]

awesome bro, can't wait for the next one heh i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[ChaosK]

might be a while, there was almost a three month interval between his last one and this one.

[PSJ]

Great stuff as always Terra. The whole thing was awesome this time to but the commerical breaks and Orochimaru trying to get screentime was the best. Of course the stupid dogshit jokes was funny to, you could really feel how you felt about those i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif.

[Jurojin]

I'm surprised he hasn't tossed Yzak in there for kicks- I mean, Terra could get away with it if he so chose i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[hisokano1]

thx and talk bout being bored.. lol.. it was entertaining though.. in a weird way..

*will never view Sakon the same way ever again... :/

[Inazuma]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/joshuajerand/author.jpg
- Mueh Hehh You'll seek my when ya need more awesome stuff

We need more. You got us addicted now get back to work !

[Jaredster]

fucking Inazuma

[Deadfire]

This is way to funny to die, I will bump this amazing thread for the new gen of gotwooters may get a good laugh.

Enjoy!

[Genma]

Something about this just doesn't scream hilarious to me.

The overuse of the word 'fuck' isn't funny. The overuse of the 'boning' joke isn't funny (though I didn't find it funny to begin with).

To me, it seems like the author is trying too hard to make it seem random and stupid. Or maybe I just have a weak sense of humor. :|

... Probably the latter.