GhostKaGe
Tue, 02-08-2005, 07:01 AM
WHY doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
CAN fat people go skinny dipping?
WHY is the word "abbreviation" so long?
WHAT'S another word for thesaurus?
IF a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?
IF soneone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
IF people from Poland are called Poles why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
WHY doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
WHEN companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
WHAT is the speed of dark?
WHAT do you do when an endangered animal eats an endangered plant?
IF a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap and water?
DO hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
ISN'T it a bit unnerving that doctors call What they do 'practice'?
WHY do we wash bathtowels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
WHY do we nail down the lid of a coffin?
ARE people more opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women- than motorcycle gangs?
WHY do croutons come in air tight pakages? They're already stale bread?
DO hummingbirds hum because they've forgotten the words?
IS there something you can take for kleptomania?
WHY are vioiets blue and not violet?
WHY isn't there mouseflavoured cat food?
IF your in hell and your angry with someone, where do you tell them to go?
lF rabbits feet are so lucky what happened to the rabbits?
WOULD a fly without wings be called a walk?
WHY do they lock petrol station toilets?Are they afraid. someone will clean them?
WHY do they sterilise the needles for lethal injections?
DO stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
WHY are they called apartments if they're all stuck together?
DO infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
WHOSE cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an S in it?
IF ignorance is bliss why arn't a lot more people happy?
IF someone became addicted to counselling,how would you treat them?
DOESN'T "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
WHAT was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
HOW much can we get awaY with and still go to heaven?
IF ours is a country of free speech then why do we get telephone bills?
DID god invent alcohol so ugly people could have sex too?
WHEN dog food is *new" and "improved-tasting", how do they know?
*From A Little Book Ot
Dumb Questions, by
Michael Powell,
CAN fat people go skinny dipping?
WHY is the word "abbreviation" so long?
WHAT'S another word for thesaurus?
IF a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?
IF soneone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
IF people from Poland are called Poles why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
WHY doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
WHEN companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
WHAT is the speed of dark?
WHAT do you do when an endangered animal eats an endangered plant?
IF a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap and water?
DO hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
ISN'T it a bit unnerving that doctors call What they do 'practice'?
WHY do we wash bathtowels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
WHY do we nail down the lid of a coffin?
ARE people more opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women- than motorcycle gangs?
WHY do croutons come in air tight pakages? They're already stale bread?
DO hummingbirds hum because they've forgotten the words?
IS there something you can take for kleptomania?
WHY are vioiets blue and not violet?
WHY isn't there mouseflavoured cat food?
IF your in hell and your angry with someone, where do you tell them to go?
lF rabbits feet are so lucky what happened to the rabbits?
WOULD a fly without wings be called a walk?
WHY do they lock petrol station toilets?Are they afraid. someone will clean them?
WHY do they sterilise the needles for lethal injections?
DO stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
WHY are they called apartments if they're all stuck together?
DO infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
WHOSE cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an S in it?
IF ignorance is bliss why arn't a lot more people happy?
IF someone became addicted to counselling,how would you treat them?
DOESN'T "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
WHAT was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
HOW much can we get awaY with and still go to heaven?
IF ours is a country of free speech then why do we get telephone bills?
DID god invent alcohol so ugly people could have sex too?
WHEN dog food is *new" and "improved-tasting", how do they know?
*From A Little Book Ot
Dumb Questions, by
Michael Powell,