Sexiest Jutsu Ever

[Freakishmee]

Discuss.


No, please dont mention sexy no jutsu or any variation of it. We do not condone child porn i/expressions/devil.gif

[jing]

kimimaro no jutsu

[Souryusen]

sakura in a towel no jutsu am i rite!?!

[SeifeR]

haha, id go with ino

[Deblas]

Originally posted by: Souryusen
sakura in a towel no jutsu am i rite!?!

Id go with your sick no jutsu

[PSJ]

then id go with this is a stupid spam thread and should be closed....

[Phoenix23]

If one is a pervert: thousand years of pain...

[DarthEnderX]

I like how any thread that isn't an episode discussion thread that goes for more than 3 posts is some kinda pointless spam thread.

You know, cause, we've got so much ELSE to discuss.

[Kn1ves]

konohamaru to tsunades breasts no jutsu

[Sam98034]

Well we all know how Anko trained under Oro...who can do that long tongue thing. So if Anko can do that long tongue thing...if you catch my drift.

[PSJ]

Originally posted by: DarthEnder
I like how any thread that isn't an episode discussion thread that goes for more than 3 posts is some kinda pointless spam thread.

You know, cause, we've got so much ELSE to discuss.

i like how stupid it is to say what you just said in a thread like this, im not against threads that arent episode discussions but this thread is just stupid spam. its pointless.

[Assertn]

obviously, the sexiest jutsu is whatever jutsu tsunade uses to fake her youth

[gokudagreat]

on that topic assertn, remember when tsunade uses up all her chakra which temporarily dispels her youth inducing spell, how come she turns all wrinkly? I mean even if she didnt have her youth, shed only be 50, and your not like deathly wrinkly like some 110 year old hag

[Assertn]

because that cell genesis jutsu of hers increases her age

[gokudagreat]

oh i didnt realize it set her back that long... Long enough so she'll die by the time naruto is ready to be hokage maybe... maybe....

[Terracosmo]

http://valethcosmo.free.fr/sacred.jpg

[gokudagreat]

hahaha.... yes

[wang]

its the random picture thread =/

http://home.iprimus.com.au/krussell1/rs0839.jpg

[Deblas]

You should have made a thread in general discussion. not post something randomly.

although, is that pic real?

[Mut]

yeah, deblas, that picture is real.

[Phoenix23]

Originally posted by: gokudagreat
oh i didnt realize it set her back that long... Long enough so she'll die by the time naruto is ready to be hokage maybe... maybe....Tsunade is a very strong candidate for "going to die sooner rather than later"...

I don't think Kakashi is going to die any time soon, though - I expect him to live long enough to become a hokage, possibly the next one after her. If only he could improve and not be so static, that is.

[gokudagreat]

hmmm.... i have a feeling rokudaime will be naruto... and i also have a feeling that tsunade will die before they have a chance to carve her in stone, but im not sure.... it would just be cool to see naruto next to the 4th

About kakashi... i think he needs to get a little bit stronger, i dont think hes quite a sannin level and you basically should be that to be hokage

If you think about it this way... Itachi admits that at the moment the best he could do against jiraiya is kill him and go down with him, and tsunade is around jiraiyas level though not quite as strong i dont think...
And Kakashi could not defeat itachi at all, so yea

[Phoenix23]

Of course; Kakashi is not strong enough the way he is now (he wasn't even considered when they started searching for a 5th), and it will take him at least a few years to even begin getting close - IF he is allowed to develop during that time. He's still pretty much like he was at the beginning of the series...
(and I doubt he'll get the mangekyo sharingan, unless he "takes" it from Itachi)

[gokudagreat]

he cant get mangekyo, since its something that comes with having uchiha blood, he got the eye but thats because somehow he got it implanted, but he still doesnt have the blood

anyways i dont think kakashi will be a hokage

[basey44]

kakashi might end up like iruka, kinda fading out of the story

[Phoenix23]

Originally posted by: gokudagreat
he cant get mangekyo, since its something that comes with having uchiha blood, he got the eye but thats because somehow he got it implanted, but he still doesnt have the blood

anyways i dont think kakashi will be a hokage

What I meant was that he'd get himself a mangekyo-level sharingan eye implant... i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif
(as far as I've seen, Sasuke does not have the mangekyo ability, and I'm assuming that it's an ability of the eye rather than a skill of the user - this could be proven wrong, however)

[DB_Hunter]

Kakashi is now way near the level of the current calibre of Hokage's... he needs to seriously train and get stronger if he is to be a contender for the title.

If Tsunade dies and Jiraiya still refuses to be Hokage, then perhaps one of the Hinata's dad will become Hokage... that is if he is stronger than Kakashi...

[gokudagreat]

Yea the way i think it will turn out is that Naruto is about 13 now, and by the time hes 17 or 18 i think he will have obtained hokage or above hokage like strength, and then by that time there will be some war that kills off tsunade, to put it bluntly, or tsunade will just resign the position to him

[wirm]

How did this conversation stray so far off course?

[kooshi]

Dunno, but that's the fun in these forums, haha.

[animefreak]

Originally posted by: DB_Hunter
Kakashi is now way near the level of the current calibre of Hokage's... he needs to seriously train and get stronger if he is to be a contender for the title.

If Tsunade dies and Jiraiya still refuses to be Hokage, then perhaps one of the Hinata's dad will become Hokage... that is if he is stronger than Kakashi...

Actually he is. I think there was a episode in Naruto saying Hinata's dad is one of the strongest fighter in the whole Leaf village below the Hokage.

[drcitan]

Originally posted by: gokudagreat
hmmm.... i have a feeling rokudaime will be naruto... and i also have a feeling that tsunade will die before they have a chance to carve her in stone, but im not sure.... it would just be cool to see naruto next to the 4th

About kakashi... i think he needs to get a little bit stronger, i dont think hes quite a sannin level and you basically should be that to be hokage

If you think about it this way... Itachi admits that at the moment the best he could do against jiraiya is kill him and go down with him, and tsunade is around jiraiyas level though not quite as strong i dont think...
And Kakashi could not defeat itachi at all, so yea



I could've swore that Itachi and Kisame were referring to the Kyubi and not Jiraiya. Kisame said something like "I could'nt match him but maybe you can." Then Itachi saying "If we use everyone we would all die" "If I fought him we both would die." So if this were true about Itachi being this concered about Jiraiya that would mean that Jiraiya and Orochimaru are both stronger than half the Akatsuki members right? Or maybe the translation was wrong.

Oh yeah Tsunade upside down no justu.

[jing]

Originally posted by: drcitan


Originally posted by: gokudagreat
hmmm.... i have a feeling rokudaime will be naruto... and i also have a feeling that tsunade will die before they have a chance to carve her in stone, but im not sure.... it would just be cool to see naruto next to the 4th

About kakashi... i think he needs to get a little bit stronger, i dont think hes quite a sannin level and you basically should be that to be hokage

If you think about it this way... Itachi admits that at the moment the best he could do against jiraiya is kill him and go down with him, and tsunade is around jiraiyas level though not quite as strong i dont think...
And Kakashi could not defeat itachi at all, so yea



I could've swore that Itachi and Kisame were referring to the Kyubi and not Jiraiya. Kisame said something like "I could'nt match him but maybe you can." Then Itachi saying "If we use everyone we would all die" "If I fought him we both would die." So if this were true about Itachi being this concered about Jiraiya that would mean that Jiraiya and Orochimaru are both stronger than half the Akatsuki members right? Or maybe the translation was wrong.

Oh yeah Tsunade upside down no justu.


I believe he wasn't talking about Naruto's Kyubi. I think it was a translation error about the "we used everyone we would alll die" part. I always thought it was Jiraiya, because after all he is a legendary 3. Itachi is stronger... but it doesn't mean Jiraiya can't kill him. Hes a legendary 3! even if he sacrifices himself, he could at least rip off an arm of itachi. but someone like Orochimaru would never sacrifice himself for anything.. hes too pussy afraid to die.

[Takuma]

Originally posted by: Phoenix23
If one is a pervert: thousand years of pain...

However if one is gay: thousand years of pleasure....

[jing]

Originally posted by: Takuma


Originally posted by: Phoenix23
If one is a pervert: thousand years of pain...

However if one is gay: thousand years of pleasure....

you've tried it?

[DB_Hunter]

Jiraiya's Ninpou Gamaguchi Shibari was tight... that would anyone... well, except Itachi and prolly Tsunade and Oro...

[animefreak]

i don't know if anybody post this yet, but here go. If your friend can transform to a hot looking girl/guy, would you have sex with them?even though the person who transformed is the same sex as you.

[Cal_kashi]

depends on how hot and how much i've drunken... then yes.

[jing]

Originally posted by: animefreak
i don't know if anybody post this yet, but here go. If your friend can transform to a hot looking girl/guy, would you have sex with them?even though the person who transformed is the same sex as you.

as long as i kill the person afterwards sure.

[Cal_kashi]

what if when the person turned back into a guy/girl they lost there memories of what happened, would u still havta kill em, they are a friend.

[GhostKaGe]

i know what the sexiest jutus ever is........its me in a speedo

[animefreak]

Originally posted by: Cal_kashi
what if when the person turned back into a guy/girl they lost there memories of what happened, would u still havta kill em, they are a friend.

i'd would let him live till i'm bore and play with him again, but then again is still sickening to think about it because of the same sex and all.

would you kill your friend if he transform back to his orginial self during the sex?

[Cal_kashi]

i believe the bigger problem here would be that you cease to get laid by the opposite sex, which should not be taken out on ur friend.

[Stoopider]

Sakura and Harem No Jutsu..

Imagine a thousand Sakura's... all naked.

[z0diac]

lol that pic ownz lolol