The Sex Thread

[Terracosmo]

YES IT'S A SEX THREAD!
Write whatever you want that's sex related. First time. Current status. Favorite position, God knows what!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!1111

[DeluxSkillz]

lol let's all have a big orgy

[DB_Hunter]

Terra I knew you were deviant but you have sunk to a new low....

[Terracosmo]

NOOO MY BRILLIANT TOPIC OF SENSUALITY IS DOOMED

[iminyourbrain]

First time: sucked (not as much literally as figuratively, unfortunately)
Current status: looking for more
Favorite position: then it wouldn't be a surprise
God knows what: i have an insatiable addiction to foot massages i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif

[Stoopider]

SEX THREAD!!! BAN TERRACOSMO!i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Terracosmo]

*Bans himself, doesn't work, ban bounces off his body and hits Stoopider, banning him!*

Ah yes, props to iminyourbrain for taking this topic seriously. The rest of you are obviously too immature to realize the brilliance and stimulation of this topic! Or something. Anyway.

I'll just copy brain's little chart.

First time: Pretty good actually since I had been together with that girl for quite a long time so I knew her well.
Current status: Active, girlfriend.
Favorite position: Can't seriously pick, it's hard i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
God knows what: I prefer back massages i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[iminyourbrain]

just an extra comment....

waterbeds are great if you know what you're doing.

and make u seasick if u don't i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif

[NM]

Terracosmo just wants to see if any of us have any interesting positions or moves so he can try them out i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif.

First Time: Hasn't happened yet i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif
Current Status: Still Looking for a girl
Favorite Position: Theres oh so many though...hard to pick i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif
God Knows What: I haven't gotten any action yet so its my secret till then i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Terracosmo]

Yes, I'll blatantly steal all your secrets MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa~

[Uzumaki Naruto]

lets c, hasnt happened yet, not really the type of a guy who would just do it with any girl, waiting for the right time and for the perferct girl, yes it sounds corny but shit its what i chose to do with my life so yea

[Terracosmo]

Originally posted by: Uzumaki Naruto
lets c, hasnt happened yet, not really the type of a guy who would just do it with any girl, waiting for the right time and for the perferct girl, yes it sounds corny but shit its what i chose to do with my life so yea

That isn't corny mate. I did the same thing. I have no understanding for people who just want to get it overwith. Has society fallen that low? I mean your virginity is supposed to be something -special-. That's what I feel like at least i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Uzumaki Naruto]

yes someone who understands

[Darkflare]

terra, me, you, shinobineko. now.

[PSJ]

this thread is not fun for the mayority of the forums since they wont post here.

waiting for it to happen. ill take my time.

[Terracosmo]

Originally posted by: Darkflare
terra, me, you, shinobineko. now.

ROFL

(ps don't forget handcuffs & the inflatable hamsters)

[Knives122]

dont forget about the whipcream terra, youll need it i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[ShinobiNeko]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo


Originally posted by: Darkflare
terra, me, you, shinobineko. now.

ROFL

(ps don't forget handcuffs & the inflatable hamsters)

-.- there would be a kawarimi no jutsu involved and then it would be terra, darkflare, and a spiked log

[Terracosmo]

Ah yes, nothing like spiked logs and whipped cream... wait, hey!!

[NM]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Ah yes, nothing like spiked logs and whipped cream... wait, hey!!

lmao! Lol ShinobiNeko, DarkFlares crazy about u.

[ShinobiNeko]

>=) watch what you do with that log, those spikes are sharpi/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

hehe are you sure about that NarutoMaster, I mean, DarkFlare did include Terra into it, so darkFlare's main target might not have been me i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Kakafosha]

a regular ass is like this ( Y )

a gay mans buttocks is like this! ( O )

[Souryusen]

With all them spiked logs and such there must be a whole alphabet between Terra's ( ).

[Terracosmo]

Hey hey, we never said anything about me being the victim of insertion!
It's all a conspiracy!

[Souryusen]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Hey hey, we never said anything about me being the victim of insertion!
It's all a conspiracy!

Didn't we?



Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Ah yes, nothing like spiked logs and whipped cream... wait, hey!!

[Knives122]

LOL, terra we're just gonna keep dawging you so just give up now

[Terracosmo]

You can do other things with spiked logs & whipped cream! And I didn't mention any kind of self-insertion!
You are only assuming, you have no proof! BLASPHEMER!

[ShinobiNeko]

Well, all I said was that there was a kawarimi no jutsu into a log with spikes...what was done with that log not up to me =P and name some things you can do wtih a spiked log and whipped cream i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Souryusen]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
You can do other things with spiked logs & whipped cream!

MacGyver might be able to.



Originally posted by: Terracosmo
And I didn't mention any kind of self-insertion!

Neither did I. Did you think Darkflare was just going to sit back and watch?

[Terracosmo]

Well... ehh...

...

Go away.

[Souryusen]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Well... ehh...

...

Go away.

OWNED! Er... I mean....

defeated.. or something.

[Knives122]

i think owned was the correct phrase

[Terracosmo]

Darn you evil men and your Terracosmic buttsex fantasies i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif

[Knives122]

why are you thinking about us having buttsex with you i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif, what does that tell us about you

[Nara Shikamaru VI]

any picture to prove your favourite position?? u cant have a sex thread without pictures

[Terracosmo]

Originally posted by: Knives122
why are you thinking about us having buttsex with you , what does that tell us about you

See there you go again! I didn't say anything about you doing that to me yet you bring it up just like Souryusen instantly brought up what would happen between me and that log! You are all insane!

Nara: Try the boobs thread, it's one step closer to what you desire i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Nara Shikamaru VI]

the boob thread's not my cup of tea. too sofcore.

now where are all the pictures??c'mon gotwooters, dont be shy. prove yer fav position with pics

[Souryusen]

Originally posted by: Nara Shikamaru VI
the boob thread's not my cup of tea. too sofcore.

now where are all the pictures??c'mon gotwooters, dont be shy. prove yer fav position with pics

...what, your browser can't load Google??i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Knives122]

Maybe he has a bad computer, or maybe he just doesnt know how to use it i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Nara Shikamaru VI]

been there done that Souryusen i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif . nothing new. want some fresh pic

[lionheart1012000]

Originally posted by: Nara Shikamaru VI
been there done that Souryusen . nothing new. want some fresh pic

then how's about actually finding a girl and taking pictures of her, instead of obsessing over what you may never get i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Darkflare]

Originally posted by: ShinobiNeko


Originally posted by: Terracosmo


Originally posted by: Darkflare
terra, me, you, shinobineko. now.

ROFL

(ps don't forget handcuffs & the inflatable hamsters)

-.- there would be a kawarimi no jutsu involved and then it would be terra, darkflare, and a spiked log

I CALL SPIKED LOG!!!

[ShinobiNeko]

You can have the spiked log =P

[Nara Shikamaru VI]

finding a girl require effort. and coaxing her to undress require even more effort

[Shi_No_Shikaku]

No one is answering any more so

First time About.... 3 or 4 years.... from now (yes that means it hasn't happened)

Current status looking for someone right

Favorite position that one where she isn't asleep....

God knows what.... well if god doesn't i don't.

[Terracosmo]

My glorious sensuality thread has been reduced to "request a porn pic". Gwaaaah!

[Souryusen]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
My glorious sensuality thread has been reduced to "request a porn pic". Gwaaaah!

Don't even try to act surprised.

[SK]

a wise man once said, "anal sex is fun and there aint no baby"

[Eurasian]

i've always wondered about this: my friend told me that guys like to see girls w/ tattoos on the back around the waist area so when they do the doggy style they have something to look at when they're bored. my question is do guys get bored during sex???

[Nara Shikamaru VI]

yes most guys are turn on by tatoo.so go get yours now

[kAi]

get a tat of a naked lady...
so they can think about her instead of you...
jhaha...lolz

[Terracosmo]

Originally posted by: Eurasian
i've always wondered about this: my friend told me that guys like to see girls w/ tattoos on the back around the waist area so when they do the doggy style they have something to look at when they're bored. my question is do guys get bored during sex???

Sounds like extreme nonsense to me at least, since that's my favorite position. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif I have a hard time thinking any guy finds that position boring. I mean c'mon, great view and all. I'm not much of a tattoo-guy myself... I didn't think it was possible to get bored during sex, either. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Assassin]

any guy who gets bored during sex can lend me his wife/gf, and i'll be happy to do his dirty work for him i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

as for terra thread:

First time: soon as i get married, ie: find that perfect girl,

current status: no girl ergo, no sex.....all females intrested in solving my problem, feel free to contact me....now!

fav position: My penis in her vagina.....the position of the rest of my body doesn't matter so much.

God knows what: hmm, the massaging of breasts has always been an intrest of mine.

Edit:

this is to all the girls on this forum.....we all know taht guys hate to hit in the nuts as it hurts like a bitch. but i've heard its also painful for girls to have thier breast pushed....according to my friends, if u push them up, towards the head, its hurts. is that true?

[Eurasian]

WHAT KIND OF GUY WOULD PUSH A GIRL'S BREAST UPWARD?!?! OF COURSE IT'LL HURT!!

girls only kick that area for self-defense.

[Assassin]

Originally posted by: Eurasian
WHAT KIND OF GUY WOULD PUSH A GIRL'S BREAST UPWARD?!?! OF COURSE IT'LL HURT!!

girls only kick that area for self-defense.

LMAO!!

well at the time he told me this he has just started dating this chick, and she happend to be "well developed"......so i didn't ask him how or why he knew that.

anyway, i always figured it was all fat in that area....like pushing ur bicep or something. unfortunately, when a girl kicks a guy in the sack, its either funny or "he had it comming". but if a guy was to do soemthign liek that to a girl, its sexual harrasement.....*sigh* whats this world comming to

[Eurasian]

Originally posted by: Assassin
anyway, i always figured it was all fat in that area....like pushing ur bicep or something. unfortunately, when a girl kicks a guy in the sack, its either funny or "he had it comming". but if a guy was to do soemthign liek that to a girl, its sexual harrasement.....*sigh* whats this world comming to
to protect the girls of course!! cuz men can't keep their hands to themselves sometime.

was he trying to figure out how far her breast can go in each direction to come up w/ that conclusion????????????

[Kagari]

First time: with my first ever girlfriend...it was her 16th birthday, her whole family was upstairs, eating cake...we were in the basement bedroom. it was actually awesome.

current status: inactive. sex out of relationships isn't for me, so I'm waiting untill the next girl I actually like comes along.

fav position: girl on top, obviously.

God knows what: sexy nymphomaniac females DO exist...I dated one. Do yourselves a favour and find one...things will never be the same.

[Terracosmo]

Weeee, this thread is becoming sexy for real! ^_^

And



Originally posted by: Kagari
God knows what: sexy nymphomaniac females DO exist...I dated one. Do yourselves a favour and find one...things will never be the same.

Indeed i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Shi_No_Shikaku]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Weeee, this thread is becoming sexy for real! ^_^

Plezz don't tell me your getting off to this.... eeeeewwwww

[Terracosmo]

... i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

[InnerSakuraChan]

First time: A lady dosn't kiss and tell. I think I'll leave this thread to you gentlemen.
Current status: single, but not intersted in casual sex.
fav position: see answer to "first time".
god knows what: Ilove beig kissed in the neck, and having my ears nibbled. weird? probably.
But guys, trying to see if our boobs our detachable: not so much of a turn on. be gentle.

* whips out video camera to film terra, shinobineko, and dakflare* i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Terracosmo]

"But guys, trying to see if our boobs our detachable: not so much of a turn on. be gentle."

LOL

Half of Gotwoot's posters: IT ISN'T A TURN-ON? DAMNIT!

[Knives122]

Some retarded people think that when we grab them, they dont hurt the girl but they dont seem to realize that it does, so shame on them

[Lefty]

Well the approach you have to take this is would you want a girl grabbing your balls and forceing them in a directiong or poditions that they were not supos to go. "Turn your head and cough" remebre those words and the cold hand.

I'd rather have like a four hour makeout session than have half an hour of sex. my prefrence.

To all the girls on the forum, not all guys are idiots when it comes to sex. it's just expereince, it takes timei/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[ShinobiNeko]

innersakura chan you are filming terra, darkflare and a spiked log, you must have missed when kawarimi no jutsu took place

[rainstorm]

Originally posted by: ShinobiNeko
Well, all I said was that there was a kawarimi no jutsu into a log with spikes...what was done with that log not up to me =P and name some things you can do wtih a spiked log and whipped cream

Heh, coming to Terra's aid on this one... just was reading through the thread before I posted and couldn't resist this one.

Use 1: Tie your partner to the spiked log, fill their mouth with whipped cream, and dance around them, telling them that you won't untie them until they successfully expel whip cream through their nose.

Use 2: Suspend your beloved from the spiked log and have a day of body painting with the whipped cream

Use 3: Invite all of your best buds over to see your sexiest friend wearing only whip cream, but force them to make out with the spiked log beforehand.

Use 4: Cover yourself in the whip cream and ask your partner to show you what they want to do by doing it to the log first.

[rainstorm]

First time: was a result of a girl claiming that she didn't know what all the fun of having her toes licked would be... so decided to show her. 2 hours and a set of panties later we're discovered in a very compromising position.

Current status: Involved, would be engaged if I could only get the money for the ring. Anybody want to loan me about $800?

Favorite Position: So many to choose... but I'd have to say with the girl on top, pinning me down. Just adds to the fun of struggle and wrestling.

God Knows What: Easter egg hunts (and yes, I realize that now there's going to be a response to this about where to hide the easter eggs). What these are all about is kissing and touching until you find random spots that make her go crazy.

And a response to InnerSakuraChan:

A lady doesn't kiss and tell? Then ladies must only be girls when they're only around their girlfriends. Don't tell me it doesn't happen, because I know it does.

Detachable boobs? You know, that does sound painful, but I do know that my girlfriend tends to enjoy it when I see how much of one of her boobs I can hold in my mouth at once.

[Deezbeez]

First time:with some chick i don't remember
Current status:nothing and not looking
Favorite Position: don't got one

[Terracosmo]

That's so true there rainstorm mate, girls can be quite... well... amazingly dirty once they rid themselves of the male company. Or so I hear...

[SK]

heh trust me they are, when theyre around their girlfriends anything goes, lingerie parties etc, they tend to have "games" at these parties, and male strippers arent rare either. (spying with your friends is fun!)

1st time, i was 14, 8th grade after the, i forget what u call it but it was one of those dances a few weeks before graduation, this girl michelle from nyc, ah good times.
current status, single and looking for a girl that isnt a fuckin drama queen, (no i wont fight that guy for no reason)
favorite position, her on top
god knows what, i like latex.

[rainstorm]

Congratz to Sharingan Kakashi for being post number 69 on a sex thread.

[Assassin]

ahahaha

good eye rainstorm

[miaka]

a new truth is found out.. read... this is a must read.. lol..

irashiimiaka02: but you don't get my love... you animal abuser... and log abuser i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gifi/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif:
DarkFlare101: lies
airashiimiaka02: no i m not
DarkFlare101: it wouldnt have been log abuse if misa had kawairimi'd something else
airashiimiaka02: i have evidence here in gotwoot
DarkFlare101: and i only did the inflatable hamsters because terra told me to i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
airashiimiaka02: lol... let see.. what were you doing with terra
DarkFlare101: not much
airashiimiaka02: you guys had #x#
DarkFlare101: lies. we didnt touch each other! (much)
DarkFlare101: at all! i meant at all![


and!! another one

DarkFlare101: having sex i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
DarkFlare101: why did you type used to*?
airashiimiaka02: with a log
airashiimiaka02: ?
DarkFlare101: oh yea
airashiimiaka02: must be painful
DarkFlare101: it was supposed to be misa until she kawarimi'd
DarkFlare101: me, terra, and misa
airashiimiaka02: lol...
airashiimiaka02: so you guys were trying to have three way sex?
DarkFlare101: yeo
DarkFlare101: yep
airashiimiaka02: shame on you
DarkFlare101: well, more than 3 way if you count the inflatble hampsters terra told me to bring
airashiimiaka02: so you guys are having sex wth hampsters?
airashiimiaka02: ewwww



*misa: shinobi's nickname
airashiimiaka02: ^_^ miaka..

yours truly.. reporting... the result of the interrigation

[Darkflare]

hey, i only did the hampsters because terra told me to bring them

[ShinobiNeko]

the truth is out

[Darkflare]

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH

[Rek]

then we can settle for answers

[Lefty]

Or atleast a vauge discription.

[Darkflare]

ok, maybe you cant handle the truth, but the truth was given, so...dont do anything harsh just because you cant handle it

[Terracosmo]

look guyus I got this PM telling me to shceck this thread... and Iall I know is whoever I had sex wuth i loved it... logs are undertated, guys, I love you all.. SEX FOR THE PEOPLE

[miaka]

awww... poor logs.... come on terra.. you want to abuse the logs?

EDIt: oh.. and the thing is that i interigated darkflare and found out that you gusy (terra and darkflare) TOUCHEd each other.. that's the truth...... absolute truth... the front news...

[Terracosmo]

I want to abuse that beeer can over there but it's empyt!

[ShinobiNeko]

I'm beginning to feel very bad for the log(s) I didn't know it would go that fari/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif..................i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Terracosmo]

go far, what... I havent' gone that far, the party was only a few houses from me.. well a few houses and at train

[miaka]

@_@ what... you guys live close.. now i don't even wanna know what you guys do all the time.... ; X... my goodness

[Terracosmo]

what you taklking about!! can't I ahve sex with who I want? tdamn world... :Z

[ShinobiNeko]

so you are admitting that you and darkflare did it, yah

[Terracosmo]

sure we did I loed every sexc..

[miaka]

now we have both admitting the truth.... ^_^ i m such a good interigator

[Terracosmo]

yhat yo uare ... but beer is better

[Darkflare]

i love you terra.

[ShinobiNeko]

Gotwoot's very own yaoi/shounen ai storyi/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

edit: yah happy darkflare, because this is hilarious

[miaka]

sex thread just turned into yaoi thread.. lol..

Edit: same with shinobi

[Darkflare]

you two, dont get too happy now i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[basey44]

hahaha a sex thread, i should come into general discussion more often

[Terracosmo]

Well ehh... since this is a sex thread... I just had a threesome... it was... wow, still stunned. Crazy stuff. :S

Oh and I love Darkflare i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Foomanchew24]

I don't know about anyone else but having a girl tickle your nuts while doing her doggy style is a huge turn on.

My wife's favorite position is laying on her side with her legs pulled up toward her chest (not all the way, kinda like what you would look like if you were sitting in a chair on the ground on your side w/out the chair, hope thats discriptive enough) and i mount her from behinde, I also enjoy this position as i am having sex.

Currently I'm married so get sex most of the month, sometimes as much as I would like and some times not, just depends on the mood of my wife.

My first time was great because it was my first time. Got to do it twice that night. not that i knew what i was doing to begin with but thats why i hooked up with a more experienced lady, also older than me by a year. After the fact she didn't want to see me any more so she basically used me for sex so i felt used then enjoye the fact that i was used.

As far as god knows what, sex shops that sell toys are fun, that is if you buy something and try it out.

Also of note only women with big breast will do, my wife is a 36 d, boobs are so great.

[InnerSakuraChan]

Originally posted by: rainstorm


And a response to InnerSakuraChan:

A lady doesn't kiss and tell? Then ladies must only be girls when they're only around their girlfriends. Don't tell me it doesn't happen, because I know it does.

Detachable boobs? You know, that does sound painful, but I do know that my girlfriend tends to enjoy it when I see how much of one of her boobs I can hold in my mouth at once.

Let me clarify:
A lady dosn't kiss and tell to a bunch of guys on an anime forum. Talking with girlfriends is an entirely differnt thing.

as for the detachable boobs:
What I was referring too was an unpleasant incident I had with a less-than-experienced guy thought it would be a turn on to treat my boobs as if they required kneading. Sucking is a different thing.

[Foomanchew24]

Sucking is definately different all together, thats what they are made for after all.

[Terracosmo]

Nice input Foomanchew, it's nice with people actually taking this thread seriously though it might be hard to do so :S You have good taste in positions and whatnot, btw. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Stoopider]

My contribution to the happy horny people of the forum

Camera's are my friends. (http://www.canal96.net/extra/strange/carsex/)

[Mr.X]

first time: hasn't happened yet, but when it does im sure it'll be good.
current status: single and horney.
favorite position: dont really know, but i think i'd like it when she's on top. ( less work for me. god im lazy)
god knows what: i really like just watching tv with a girl, holding her. its nice.

edit: stoopider. thats fucked up.

[Terracosmo]

Well I'm about to break up with my gf so y'all may welcome me to the sexless club again. Weee!

[miaka]

^_^ terra.. you still have spiked log, hamster, and darkflare.. you are not alone.. you see...

[shinichi69]

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/6843/funny20sexy20pictures20men20and20women031.jpg

[Assassin]

you sound rather cheery for someone who about to break up terra

y u breaking up, if u dont mind me asking

[Jakins]

Sometimes its better to split, and apart from the lack of sex there are many positive aspects; You are free (I always seem to have more time and money when single), you can look touch flirt with whoever you like, you dont have to telephone (or answer it) every evening (Very bad when shes been out drinking with her m8s), and best of all you don't get subject to the utter crap they like to watch on tv....still, you gotta love em!

[shinichi69]

http://img3.exs.cx/img3/1738/funny20sexy20pictures20men20and20women027.jpg

[Terracosmo]

What Jakins said.

And we fought a lot. We've been together 2 fucking years, damnit. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[shinichi69]

how old are you terra?

[Terracosmo]

18 this month.

[TwisT]

first time: Well it was some time since I and "The Hand" began our relationship.. Somewhere between 4 and 6 grade..
current status: Me and "The Hand" still going steady.. Even if i want to find someone to cheat with..
favorite position: Well it would feel really sick to talk about them.. But if i found someone else i guess it would be the missonary (if that is the name in english.. Or else i guess Terra at least will now what i mean)
god knows what: I cant think of anything sex-related so i just say i love lasagna.. Oh wait, ii also love boobs.. I prefer natural normal breast..

[Mr.X]

lol. nice twist. very nice indeed.

[Rek]

now, who thinks that the lasagna really is sex related?

[TwisT]

Well how should i know what kinds of perverts there are here i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

And BTW i liked that pictures "The Perfect Attitude for the Perfect woman.." that shinichi69 posted.. it actually made me laugh when i pictured that girl saying thous things..

[basey44]

yea that was pretty good

i feel this thread and the boobs thread deserve more attention, i would have posted a pic instead of this spam but i dont have any to post.

i leave the rest up to you now, go forth and post many pictures or share stories
well someone has to keep this thread alive and if no one else is gonna do it then its up to me

[Cyrano]

first time: Was disapointed. Learned that belly buttons had nothing to do with sex. Wasted a lot of time on this i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif
current status: Starvation
favorite position: Doggy, as long as i'm not the one on all four i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif
god knows what: I have this rare Cheez Whiz fetish

[Elite Hentai]

First time: still didn't happen, i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif even though I'm almost 18.
To make it worse: I could've gotten laid when I was 15, but because I was clumsy with a condom it broke. (BAKA BAKA)

[Deblas]

Nothing has happened yet. I have gotten to second base though i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Elite Hentai]

I hate this first base, second base, third base bullsh1t. Just say what you did. Nothing wrong with being clear.

(<-- Isn't completly sure about the meaning of those bases. Only knows third base is everything but sexual intercourse. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif)

[Deblas]

1st base= Kissing
2nd base= touching her breast
3rd base= everything else i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Board of Command]

According to that I'm still on deck.

[Elite Hentai]

Originally posted by: Deblas
1st base= Kissing
2nd base= touching her breast
3rd base= everything else

Yeah but what if you got a bj before you could toch her breast? Then what base are you at?

This is why I don't like those terms.

[Cal_kashi]

then you sir are a winner, no categoriazation needed.

[Hikyuu]

first time: I was drunk.. enough said >>
current status: single again
favorite position: havent found it yet they are all good
god knows what: snuggling ish fun ~_~

[Hououji]

hmm Iim in love with my best friend peder hes cute and fun to be with I have thought about sex with him but I wouldnt do em unless we were married, cuz I dont think its right to have sex b4 yr married

[Board of Command]

Some punctuation would be greaaaaaaat, mmmmmkay?

[Hikyuu]

STP t3|-| N3TSPK!!!! ><'' not the emoticons though. .they rock >>

[SK]

couple days ago in class i was chillin with my friend and he was telling me that he didnt like to finger a girl, and i said why not? and he said because he fingered his girlfriend and she told him it hurts her to pee now. i started cracking up and told him he put his finger in the wrong hole lol what a dumbass.

[Board of Command]

I didn't know you can fit a finger in the other hole. Wow, how strange.

[Hikyuu]

Umm, I hate to break it to you but his fingers shouldnt fit into the hole.. withing a hole or w/e. Think of it as sticking your finger up your urethra..

[Terracosmo]

I can't believe this thread is still alive, even though it's so silly... and... I just realized I created it.


...


Go on.

[Board of Command]

Originally posted by: Hikyuu
Umm, I hate to break it to you but his fingers shouldnt fit into the hole.. withing a hole or w/e. Think of it as sticking your finger up your urethra..
Don't think that. Simply assume it's not possible. Damn, that image is wrong.

[SK]

im not saying he did it far, but if you want to know he is scared to do anything now because she was pissing blood.

[Hikyuu]

maybe she just had an STD and she was a total skank?