Love

[Lefty]

I found out on thursday that a close freind of mine is a bisexual. That fact was " and that would surprise me how" first day I met him I knew he was gay if not bi, I'm actually happy for him. The thing that got me was he has a boyfreind now, and they're just too fucking cute together. I'm the only friggen person in my circle of freinds that dosn't have a significant other. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

If you have a good story of being a fith wheel, please tell. I want to know I'm not alone.

[ShinobiNeko]

Your not alone... but I don't have a story i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Terracosmo]

So what that you are a "fifth wheel"? Be glad of all the relationship shit you don't have to be a part of.

No fights.
No jealousy.
FREEDOM.

[Stoopider]

Why do you need a significant other? Sakura's all I need. Woo. hot bathing suit.

Heh. Sorry. Well, cheer up. Don't worry. It's just that your ugly. A little plastic surgery would solve it.

Aih.. Sorry, I'm in a sinical mood today because I'm bored.

Okay, cheep up. Use the extra time you have to do something productive. Thats what I always do. Love would come eventually. i hope. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[oceen246]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
So what that you are a "fifth wheel"? Be glad of all the relationship shit you don't have to be a part of.

No fights.
No jealousy.
FREEDOM.

I agree with you at 150%. You can't imagine the stress and headache that you get from a relationship.

[Terracosmo]

INDEED! Relationships is true pain. And so freakishly hard to get out of. They are the bane of existance!

[Xollence]

Hehe well at least the first 2 weeks are fun.

[Terracosmo]

...well, that's also true. ^_^

[PSJ]

need a girl eh? well try to find one. its better being single you got total freedom you can do whatever you want when you want. and its alot funner at party's when you dont gor a girl i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Terracosmo]

See!

Don't you feel better now Lefty?

OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF A FUNNY JOKE! You know if you renamed yourself Righty, I could say...

I BET RIGHT NOW YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT...Y!

Get it?! All right?! All righty?!

*Goes to bed*

[Lefty]

I should have gussed I would have gotten this kind of feed back from this group of Otaku missfits. It's not so much I feel alone(But I do, so so alone), thats not a new topic for me. It's the fact where ever I fucking go I see cute cuddly couples and I want to kill, or at least make them have a fight with each other. I feel sick just seeing them around.

Well there's is only one option left to me. Hookers. lots and lots of hookers. (looks into wallet...no money.) Ok, need a new option.

[ShinobiNeko]

I guess if it bugs you that much to see couples, I guess you could always stay inside as your new option, though I'm not sure how long that would last i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif ...actually... try meeting new people and find a significant other, suppose then that feeling about seeing couples might be eased

[hopeknight]

http://www.animenation.com/gf1-whtl.html

Buy one of these shirts, who knows it may work in your favor. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

[Lefty]

I was thinking of buying one of those but thought that would compleat the look of me being a total loser. I did buy the "I'am a pervert, Beware of Perverts and Public Urination is Forbiden" shirts.

Shino if I spend one more day in side I will turn clear. I'm so white is was made fun of by ans irish guy for being so white. I just need to get past this little bump in my life but it has been getting a little anoying to see couples everywhere all of a sudden.

[Uchiha Barles]

Relax buddy, you only see the couples when you realize you want to be one of them. Before you know it, you'll meet a wonderful love that'll mesh with you and you'll be one, everywhere you go, including the the malls I frequent...You'll be so cute, and so totally unware of my murderous intent just at the sight of you two. Everyone feels that way when they're alone.

[Assertn]

just remember......there are over 3 billion girls out there

and also roughly 9/10 people find someone and get married.....im not sure if that stat applies to the US or not though

[Terracosmo]

Originally posted by: Lefty
I should have gussed I would have gotten this kind of feed back from this group of Otaku missfits. It's not so much I feel alone(But I do, so so alone), thats not a new topic for me. It's the fact where ever I fucking go I see cute cuddly couples and I want to kill, or at least make them have a fight with each other. I feel sick just seeing them around.

Well there's is only one option left to me. Hookers. lots and lots of hookers. (looks into wallet...no money.) Ok, need a new option.

Misfits? MISFITS?

What is misfit about these replies? Did you get sad that we don't cry for your poor situation, did you get angry that we didn't say "Awwwww Lefty, poor little Lefty" or did it light a fuse that we didn't provide you with possible fucking solutions on your problem? No sir, the "misfit otaku" is you. I barely know what otaku means. And I have probably been through more relationships than you are old, thus I give you the valuable information of not taking it so seriously.

Every fucking average Joe can see that you are inexperienced within "love", because you seem to think it's all cuddle and perfect. I say you haven't even been with one single female. I however have been with enough to know that I'm not going to play along and "help you" find "love" or whatever the meaning of this god forsaken thread is. This is how I show my support.

Lastly, my respect for you has decreased with about 500 units.

Ass.

[Uchiha Barles]

HOLY SHIT TERRA!!! I could be off, but I get the feeling he meant something more like "aaaah these hooligans and their shinanigans *sigh*. Their antics never cease to amaze me" (you know, not serious or disrespectful) as opposed to "God you shitheads are useless idiots wtf was I thinking posting here?". A little harsh there buddy.

[Assertn]

woah i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif

[oceen246]

Terra isn't wrong, you can only understand what he meant by going through it. Right now, I wish so badly I was still single, there's so many girls around coming to me, but can't really anything about it. I love my girlfriend to death, but damn, it's like I had to chop my hands off. I don't get to chill with my friends like I used to, and I don't even live with her. I even had to change for her. When I'm with her, we make one of those couples you hate so much, but you don't know all the bullshit going on either.

Complaining about not having a girlfriend won't get you one, and hating couples will definitively make it worse. Your time didn't come yet, so you should enjoy everything about being single, because love is as close to jail as you can get. Also, you need to step up your game, don't go for the hookers cause that's the desperate solution.

[Uchiha Barles]

No Terra's not wrong. But he was harsh without good cause from where I'm standing. Feels like Terra wants to gut him or something.

I'll be careful never to call him Misfit...I'd like to keep my head.

[oceen246]

yeah, you can't put those 2 together in a room, cause it would a massacre

[Lefty]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo


Originally posted by: Lefty
I should have gussed I would have gotten this kind of feed back from this group of Otaku missfits. It's not so much I feel alone(But I do, so so alone), thats not a new topic for me. It's the fact where ever I fucking go I see cute cuddly couples and I want to kill, or at least make them have a fight with each other. I feel sick just seeing them around.

Well there's is only one option left to me. Hookers. lots and lots of hookers. (looks into wallet...no money.) Ok, need a new option.

Misfits? MISFITS?

What is misfit about these replies? Did you get sad that we don't cry for your poor situation, did you get angry that we didn't say "Awwwww Lefty, poor little Lefty" or did it light a fuse that we didn't provide you with possible fucking solutions on your problem? No sir, the "misfit otaku" is you. I barely know what otaku means. And I have probably been through more relationships than you are old, thus I give you the valuable information of not taking it so seriously.

Every fucking average Joe can see that you are inexperienced within "love", because you seem to think it's all cuddle and perfect. I say you haven't even been with one single female. I however have been with enough to know that I'm not going to play along and "help you" find "love" or whatever the meaning of this god forsaken thread is. This is how I show my support.

Lastly, my respect for you has decreased with about 500 units.

Ass.

OK one, this thread was suposed to be a place for people unload a good story or two about relasionship stuff. Two, I damn well fucking know that relasionship's are not all cuddles and happines, I'm not that jaded. My parents are divorced, and not happy go luck one. I'm talking about one that was ten years over due. I've witnessed first hand the ugly side of relationships. I'm long past simpathy. Three, OTAKU was used in japan as derogitory term like back in seveties. Now, today, 2004, It means some one who really loves anime. I proudly wear the bage of Otaku, it's what I am. Four why in the name of fucking god would i go to an anime forum to find love. Five, I don't need the respect of some one who jumps to conclutiuons without merit. Six, Twenty relationships long list but not unusual. I was trying to get a good funny thread going, My bad.

Ocean246 nothing would happen. I'm not the kind of person to hold a grudge. They're pointless.

[ShinobiNeko]

Well, I was more or less joking about staying inside ^_^; , but from what you said, maybe you should spend more time outside~

Edit: I agree with you oceen... @_@ tension

[oceen246]

this is going sooooooooooo wrong, people trying to chop each other head off....... oh well, somehow it reminds me of samurai champloo, haha

[Lefty]

Originally posted by: ShinobiNeko
Well, I was more or less joking about staying inside ^_^; , but from what you said, maybe you should spend more time outside~

Edit: I agree with you oceen... @_@ tension

So was I but I guess my sense of humor can only be expressed in person. Sorry it came off like i was being serious. I wasn't.

[ShinobiNeko]

Actually, I think the humor might not have came across because this thread seems very tense, not funny at all... someone needs to lighten the mood ^_^;

[Uchiha Barles]

Yeah, this threads taken a turn from potentially amusing to a bloody road trip to hell. Actually, gotta give terra and lefty props for being able to do that with just one post a piece. I'm impressed.

[Lefty]

Do you think I have the girl problem because this is perminatly attached to my head.

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/2395/IMGP0315.jpg

[ShinobiNeko]

lol Lefty, that's probably what's keeping them away i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Mut]

seriously, is terra the scariest person on the forums or what

everytime terra speaks with authority, i hear thunder outside.

i/expressions/heart.gif

[oceen246]

forget kendo and go for muay thai, you'll get more girls, haha

[Terracosmo]

I don't know what the word misfit means to you guys, but I translated the phrase "otaku misfits" as someone stupid who behaves, well, stupidly because he/she happens to like anime/manga. And since you seemed irritated, I assumed it was you racking down on the help I was trying to provide saying things that made it seem like I was wrong (or joking) because I like this stuff. And since it seems I misunderstood your point and reply I guess I overreacted a bit, but, do watch your words. Not everybody has the same sense of humor as you do.

With that solved let's go back to the topic... AVOID RELATIONSHIPS THEY ARE THE PLAGUE!

And thanks Mutata it's a very demanding full-time job to provide lightning every time rage mode goes on, so it's nice to see that you appreciate the effects!

[Raven]

Yes, let's get back to the topic:

*Sigh* I do believe I'm about to compete for a girl with one of my best mates..... I have to ask myself the question: What's more important, a close friendship or a woman?

[Terracosmo]

Well if that truly is one of your closest friendships, it's kind of a nonsensical question.

Women come and go. Friends stay.
If you fail to realize that you'll eventually end up alone. That's what I think, anyway.

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: CmDr_RavEn
Yes, let's get back to the topic:

*Sigh* I do believe I'm about to compete for a girl with one of my best mates..... I have to ask myself the question: What's more important, a close friendship or a woman?

hmm.....yeah i know how that goes.....ive been in situations like that a few times

but regardless of the outcome, ive always stuck with my friends in the end. I always hate it when some guy gives them up just to be with some girl all the time

[Lefty]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
I don't know what the word misfit means to you guys, but I translated the phrase "otaku misfits" as someone stupid who behaves, well, stupidly because he/she happens to like anime/manga. And since you seemed irritated, I assumed it was you racking down on the help I was trying to provide saying things that made it seem like I was wrong (or joking) because I like this stuff. And since it seems I misunderstood your point and reply I guess I overreacted a bit, but, do watch your words. Not everybody has the same sense of humor as you do.

With that solved let's go back to the topic... AVOID RELATIONSHIPS THEY ARE THE PLAGUE!

And thanks Mutata it's a very demanding full-time job to provide lightning every time rage mode goes on, so it's nice to see that you appreciate the effects!

Thanks for understnading. It takes time to understand my twisted sense of humor i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif. I will tone it down for the forum and refrain from usings word combinations as such used. As this is the the love thread lets all share he love.

Back on subject. RavEn if you found a freind that's a gril and you're really good freinds try to be freinds but if you love her to the point that it's disrupting your normal daily functions even in a small way; you need to tell her how you feel. Even if you don't become boyfreind and girlfreind It's best to let them know, because freinds don't hide things from other freinds. Plus you feel a better and stuff with out all the weight of your feelings crushing you down.

[Terracosmo]

No probs. Thanks yourself for not yelling back at me, proves that you are a lot better than all of the imbeciles that flock these forums nowadays. I can be an ass many times but I love you all. Really, I do.

*Insert happy love music here*

[Uchiha Barles]

The musings of a certain purple dinosaur seem appropriate here, and I'm not talking about Denver...i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Terracosmo]

Must...resist...deleting...mine...&...Barles'....p ost...for...the...sake...of...sanity...

[Lefty]

Originally posted by: Uchiha Barles
The musings of a certain purple dinosaur seem appropriate here, and I'm not talking about Denver...

LOL.

[ShinobiNeko]

Uchiha Barles, no purple dinosaurs allowed, especially if in any way it's name starts with the letter "B" =P

[Terracosmo]

Uchiha BARles... and he has purple flames in his avatar...

The plot thickens!

[Stoopider]

*Sings along with Barney*

I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, LETS GO MAKE A FAMILY

[Assertn]

hmm.....well i can see that THIS topic is dead i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Lefty]

Not yet. Not till this subjecy has been beat like a dead horse will it be finished.

[PSJ]

Originally posted by: ShinobiNeko
Uchiha Barles, no purple dinosaurs allowed, especially if in any way it's name starts with the letter "B" =P

is his name Benny?

[Terracosmo]

LOL

[Uchiha Barles]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Uchiha BARles... and he has purple flames in his avatar...

The plot thickens!

Are you trying to imply that I'm some kind of purple flamer?!


i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif

If I wasn't so lazy, I'd leave a gift for you in the "bored" thread too...grrr...

[ShinobiNeko]

purple flamer lolol.... xD i wish you weren't lazy you should make a present for the bored thread i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Terracosmo]

Originally posted by: Uchiha Barles


Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Uchiha BARles... and he has purple flames in his avatar...

The plot thickens!

Are you trying to imply that I'm some kind of purple flamer?!




If I wasn't so lazy, I'd leave a gift for you in the "bored" thread too...grrr...

Blame yourself for bringing the dinosaur into the picture i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Assassin]

LMAO!

what happened to all the love?

well lefty, i know how u feel....everytime i see all thse couples it makes my blood boil. especially when i see some HOT chick with some ugly guy with his pants at his knees thinking he's a gangsta.

but as bad as u have it, i have it worse. not only do i have to watch all of this, i have the unfortunate pleasrure of being a messenger boy for one of my best friends and his lady love.

everytimes hes offline she msgs me, and each god damn convo she has to tell me how special he is, and how much she loves him.....and eventually i have to deliver some love devey msg to him like "love u, miss u alot"....*grrrr*

in conclusion, dont worry about all thsoe couples out there.....take comfort i the fact that they'll eventually break up and thier hearts will be ripped out thru thier genitals leaving then sad and alone (and in alot of pain).....and then u can laugh at them i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Uchiha Barles]

Poooooooooof! Love messenger? Come on dude, like yourself a little better than that man. "Can you tell *insert bastard's name* I looooveywooove him?! Pleeeeeease??!! i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif" When something like that happens, there's this word that exists to communicate that you haven't the slightest intention of doing so. The wonderful word known as "No". It's not about being hostile or jealous or anything of the sort, but even if I were in a relationship, I wouldn't do it. And I'd tell her to quit asking, it's annoying. If it doesn't stop, the word "no" can be embellished by such other wonderful words and phrases like "fuck" "fuck off" etc. If you don't want to get hostile, aim has this really cool thing called a block button. Should you highlight the name of the one with the stupid requests and press the block button, they will no longer know when you're online, and you won't get any more stupid messages. If she should upgrade to calling you...I have a bat you can borrow.

[Assassin]

LMAO!!

i wish it were that simple man....although i have had her blocked for the past week i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Assertn]

or you could just.....you know......"modify" the message a little bit.........
be creative with it i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif