Is Oro a lush?

[InnerSakuraChan]

I pride myself on posting only when I have something that semi-contributes to the discussion. However, seeing as I am in a rather ridiculous mood, I thought I would make an equally ridiculous thread.

SO any way, this is my odd Naruto theory:

Jiraya talks about the three vices of a Shinobi: Women, money, and alcohol.

Jiraya's weakness is obviously Women;

Tsunade's is gambling (money);

So logically, I figure that Orochimaru is a drunkard ( which is a synonym for lush, in case you were wondering).

I think that explains some of his odd behavior.

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*Waits for the fireworks to begin*

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[hornetmike]

Dude, that's hillarious. stupid but hillarious. The real one with an alcohol problem is rock Lee. and maybe shikamaru's father. He always seems so laid back when his wife is talking to him. But then again everyone in the naruto world seems to have some sort of problem.

[Aion]

I think the point was that Jiraya does all three.

[hopeknight]

Maybe Orochimarus problem could be that he's a pedophile, since he has so much of an obsession over Sasukes body.

[Death BOO Z]

actually, those 3 shinobi sins are the the three things which ninjas channel thier aggression to, so they won't end up killing everyone...

for example, if Itachi had a girlfriend and went to a casino and got drunk with her there, then he wouldn't have killied his family.

a ninjas who has some sort of addiction is a good ninja, since he knows that he can never truely become a tool...

[Lefty]

Look at Naruto he eat's ramen like it was crack, always asking the cook for one more bowl, just to take the edge off. He ain't no frigin tool. What does sasuke have, nothin. so he be tool. So yeah an addicted Shinobi is a Shinobi with freewill(sort of).

[sangai]

oro suffers from pedaphile. not bein a lushie.

oro is definatly not a drunk he indulges in other things.

[PLasK]

OLD TOPIC! gah why is it always so...search for it...

[PSJ]

lol orochimaru is probably not a lush. jiraiya likes women, alcohol and money so he is the perfect example on how a ninja shouldnt be... seriously what a pointless topic, funny very funny but pointless lets keep the pointless relpies coming i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Goingin]

I'm in!

[CapsuleCorpJX]

Originally posted by: Aion
I think the point was that Jiraya does all three.

Yes, Jiraya broke all three at once, using Naruto's money AFTER giving Naruto a lecture about the three vices.

However, Jiraya's worse vice is women.

I doubt however that Orochimaru is a drunk. However, I would bet that his vice is possessing young-adult ninjas. So I guess you can call him a pervert of sorts.

[kakash11]

Jiraya is not what a ninja shouldn't be.. its what he does that a ninja shouldn't do. Remember when he was about to fight Itachi but retarded Sasuke got his ass kicked? He didn't seem to care about the woman at that time. What I'm trying to say is, when he's serious, he's serious. He doesn't find women, or money or alcohol more important than what he became serious about. But anyways


Back onto topic. Oro seems to be a pedophile as everyone before me said but who knows, he could be a pedphile cuz hes a lushie i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[PSJ]

hmm maybe he thinks sasuke is a really hot chick just cause hes drunk? i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[meroko01]

i dont think orochimaru is a lush .. i think hes just addicted to young bodies xD

[Ginta-kun]

But, what if oro is gay?
That could be the reason why he hangs with young boys (ooh, Michael Jackson warning) and why he's not in to women... i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Hakeem_21]

Can you people stop calling Michael Jackson a phedofial,just because some kid wants money from him so doesnt mean he is a phedofial

Anyway i also think that Oro is gay maybe Kabuto is his lover......

[PSJ]

lol but micheal jackson might be a phedofial. you dont know him right? to me he is one if he gets busted for it and they got several witnesses it point in that direction.

[Hakeem_21]

I dont know him but its easy to accuse MJ beacuase he loves children. They day there is a clear evidence agianst him or he will say that he is phedofail is they day i will that he is one before that its just bullshit.

[Bakara]

It seems to me that there's a definate trend in terms of evil being associated with pretty young boys.... There's Oro and his love for Sasuke... and Zabuza and his "partner / tool".... Hrrrm....

[Goingin]

Originally posted by: Bakara
It seems to me that there's a definate trend in terms of evil being associated with pretty young boys.... There's Oro and his love for Sasuke... and Zabuza and his "partner / tool".... Hrrrm....

Setting my hopes on Sakura and Tsunade then i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif