couples

[The Lord of Morning]

i didnt really want to make a new topic for this but the old ones were too different. and i am tired of reading about sakura being useless or sasuke being an idiot


ok sasuke will get sakura. . that seems obvious. even naruto seems resigned to that fact.

Hopefully Naruto gets hinata, she likes him of course and it would make sense, he promised to change the hyuuga and what better way then demanding it after he marries the heir? Or does the little sister (name?) become heir because she is much better?

neji (if alive) will get tenten. we have seen so little death in this anime (and only at extremes) that i doubt he is dead. but this post isnt about THAT

now the big question. . . Shikamaru!!! does he get ino? (who will lose to sakura) or does he go with the sand girl temari! last time we saw him, he was saying he owed the girl and that she was as formidable as his own mother. . definatly a little forshadowing there. plus she was smiling at him in a weird way. i think she likes him, you gotta respect someone who beats you and who is such a genius!

choji. . . no clue. random girl #1 if he is alive and as skinny as he seemed he probably wont have a problem getting a date

kiba. . he has his dog!

lee. . . sad that he doesnt get sakura, he is defiantly going to have trouble getting a date.

bug guy (i keep forgetting his name). . . well what the hell does he do, tell the bugs to just stay at home?

[Mut]

since you're a newb and you don't know this but couples threads suck.

[PSJ]

mutata said it, but just to gain 1 post i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif sasuke wont get sakura he will get orochimaru at best. lee will get sakura. well thats it for todays couples thread. and this really isnt that diffrent from other couples thread, its really the exact same. a guy saying which couples he likes.

[Stoopider]

Well, I don't think this thread sucks.. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

Lets talk couples... Hmm.

I think Sakura would eventually end up with Sasuke. Somehow I still think that. Maybe Naruto would eventually let her go, or maybe Sakura might end up with Naruto.. Arrgh! Now I'm confused!i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif

Hinata... Would end up with... Naruto(?). Somehow I don't quite like that to happen. I don't find Hinata that fabulatistic as lots of Hinata fans like. I think Hinata might end up with Bug man Shino.

Arrgh! This thread sucks.. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[PSJ]

haha you realized it after some thinking eh? i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif thinking about stuff like this wont get you anywhere its a dead end...

[kaigan]

Hinita will die saving naruto somehow, and naruto will go for no one. Sasuke will be Orochimaru's bitch as always and Sakura will be all alone.

[sexy_no_jutsu]

nobody wont get anybody. they will all die a horrible death by itachi's hand (i hopei/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif)

[LaZie]

and its Kurenai w/ Shika! P.I.M.P!

[jing]

The ramen cook will get Anko.

[InnerSakuraChan]

Konohamaru will attempt to seduce Tsunade, hoping to sleep his way to hokage.

ok, i'm done. this is a dumb thread - there are tons of fanfics out there that explore every possible combination - if you really want to speculate - go read a fanfic.

[LaZie]

and i get the ramen lady............. weeheeeheee(naughty thoughts)

[Gods_Son]

These threads are pointless...

[LaZie]

i concur, there are way too many couple threads around floating deep inside the forums

[Goingin]

Opening 3 topics in one day, even in 1 hour is some topic-spree

To answer ur last question:

Shino (thats his name) will take the bugs with him when he will go on a date with the girl from pest control

[Lord Pilaf]

Originally posted by: KonohamaruCorps
These threads are pointless...

is there any point n watching anime? xept for wasting time

[Goingin]

Is there any point in saying that on an anime forum?

[Stoopider]

Originally posted by: Pervert-Sennin Jiraiya
haha you realized it after some thinking eh? i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif thinking about stuff like this wont get you anywhere its a dead end...

Yeah took me a while before It cut into my brain.





Originally posted by: Lord Pilaf


Originally posted by: KonohamaruCorps
These threads are pointless...

is there any point n watching anime? xept for wasting time


Hardly, anime is entertainment, and it improves one's creativity and it helps teach us about Japanese Culture. MmmMmMm.. Ramen. Also, we get to learn Japanese "Sasuke-kunnnn!".

Lessons I've learned from Naruto:
1) I need to be hard working so that I can be a somebody in life
2) Friends are precious.. Hence, I don't beat up the kid on crutches at school. Now I just throw stones.
3)Snakes are evil.
3) President Bush is my Hokage. He's very powerful.
3) I must not look at naked girls, or not, my nose would bleed.
3) Evil people would never win! Just like Itachi.
3) Ramen is the best food in the world.
3) I'm going to japan and become a real Ninja and be with my best friend Naruto.

[hopeknight]

Originally posted by: InnerSakuraChan
Konohamaru will attempt to seduce Tsunade, hoping to sleep his way to hokage.

ok, i'm done. this is a dumb thread - there are tons of fanfics out there that explore every possible combination - if you really want to speculate - go read a fanfic.

Konohamaru is SO the man!

No, don't read the fanfics, unless you want to subject yourself to someones bad writing about a bunch a 12 year olds having sex. After accidently stumbling over that crap, I am now completely anti-fanfic. If they want to write that kind of crap, they can at least show some creativity and make their own characters instead of butchering someone elses creations.

Oh, and I guess for the sake of the topic, here's my best guess as a pairing for now:

Naruto+Hinata
Sakura+Lee
Shikamaru+Temari
Chouji+Ino
Kurenai+Asuma
Sasgay+Itachi.... Hehehe

Yeah, that's about all I'll do. Most of the characters are still too young to be getting into this kind of situations anyway. And this topic hurts my brain.

[Knives122]

Sasuke will get a mouth full of dirt, and Naruto will get Hinata, but I posted this just to get another post like jiraiya did

[Chiyo]

Sasuke will end up maybe with Sakura! It was so sweet and sad, in that scene where sasuke was going and sakura said all to stop him and then his "thank you" ^^ Now I think its a possibility ^^

Naruto maybe with Hinata, they are also sweet ^^
Shikamaru...hmm...mayby ino...that would not so bad^^

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: Lord Pilaf


Originally posted by: KonohamaruCorps
These threads are pointless...

is there any point n watching anime? xept for wasting time

no point in reasoning with konohamaruCorps, i think the only reason he hangs around the forum is to explain how pointless everying in it is i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[kaigan]

chiyo, stfu. that scene when sasuke leaving and sakura asking him to stay and begging all that shit just ruined her image. proves that she's a dumb little bitch and needs to grow up. therefore, those two and just die and no one give a shit.

[Stoopider]

No spoiling Kaigan. If you are spoiling. i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif

Edit : Oops. This is the manga threads. Sorry. Scrap that.

[Lefty]

I doubt Naruto, Sasuke, or Sakura will ever have a happy couple ending. But yeah I totaly see Shikimaru and Temari hooking up down the line. You can see when she comes to save the day, he's got the hot's for her...BAD.

[Chiyo]

@kaigan I dont think so, it was not dumb, this scene was so sad and that was a wonderful scene! there should couple and not die! Sasuke is not that bad person, that he shows often to us!

[RekkaShinen]

Originally posted by: kaigan
that scene when sasuke leaving and sakura asking him to stay and begging all that shit just ruined her image. proves that she's a dumb little bitch and needs to grow up. therefore, those two and just die and no one give a shit.

I'm going to agree with kaigan on that, it did ruin her image, that was pathetic, and besides, I don't think him thanking her was that significant anyways and if sakura meant anything to sasuke then sasuke would have not left, because as we see in anime, usually it's the one they care about that stops them or has the power to stop them, (for example rurouni kenshin kyoto arc...everyone told kaoru she is the only one that can stop him) so and it's naruto who has to go get sasuke, so obviously he cares more about naruto than sakura..she's just a comrad.

[The Lord of Morning]

ok i really hope sasuke doesnt get the hots for naruto rekka.

actually the scene was appropriate. what the hell is a girl SUPPOSED to do to get her 'man' back? i mean he is superior to her so its not like she could fight him. she is only a little girl, not some experienced woman and so the usual 'he has to love me i have to show him' attitude is all she really knows. jeez you ppl forgot what its like to be young.


now i dont remember the exact words but he said thank you because she tried right? and he knows she likes him and so was saying he had good memories, even if that wasnt enough to change his decision.

[Chiyo]

Sasuke cares normally for both Sakura and Naruto, but he shows it not often, so both can help, but Naruto is stronger so he can bring him back, thats all ^^

[The Lord of Morning]

i think the reason naruto is the only one who can bring him back is because naruto is the reason sasuke is obsessed with power so badly, seeing naruto grow so much. they are like best buds and all, growing and training together, completing the missions and surviving all the weird things. and naruto was there when sasuke faced his brother.

[Catalyst]

I think that if the get Sasuke back after this arc he'll be given to Anko. In my opinion Kakashi is too soft on Sasuke, Anko's going to make Sasuke her bitch i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif = Anko/Sasuke!! with Sakura crying on the sidelines

[PSJ]

Originally posted by: Chiyo
@kaigan I dont think so, it was not dumb, this scene was so sad and that was a wonderful scene! there should couple and not die! Sasuke is not that bad person, that he shows often to us!

haha, so you think sasuke should hook up with sakura? sakura should hook up with lee lee is a real man not a wimp like sasuke. and that scene just showed that sakura cares more about love than being a ninja it also made her look quite selfish. also the only thing she did when naruto and the others were going was bring sasuke back... she didnt say anyhting like i hope you guys will be okey or anything that vene hinted at that she cared about them she only said bring sasuke back. i dont even want to explain why sasuke is a bad person.

[Kalean]

Ok, hesitantly I make this trip into the completely foolish area that is assuming couples.

Here is the following.
One, Sasuke should not HAVE a couple. Unless he redeems himself somehow, this young man should die alone. He threw everything away (and completely disrespected Kakashi's opening up to him) because he wants to be an 'avenger' and is too obsessed with his brother. Serious issues. This is ruining his life, he's too stupid to realize that, and therefore not intelligent enough to warrant pairing off.

Two, almost everyone in the universe seems to want Hinata and Naruto to get together, and I'm not disagreeing with them. I do too. It seems obvious. And Naruto's done so much for Hinata. Besides, Naruto did promise Neji he'd change the Hyuuga. Only way he's doing that is marrying into them, I would imagine. Cute idea. Not entirely factual, but a very likely couple nonetheless.

Three, Ino and Chouji. Why? Because Ino's the only girl that even remotely likes Chouji, and there is no guy in the series that is not drastically annoyed by Ino except Chouji. What you say? Chouji's dead? ... If that's true, then Ino's pretty screwed. Sucks to be her.

Four, Shikamaru and Temari. I've been calling this one since the chuunin finals ended, and many of you may have heard me say it before. Temari and Shikamaru's relationship is just like Shikamaru's parent's relationship probably was as it was forming. The recent inclusion of Shikamaru comparing Temari to his mother pretty much clinched it. Shikamaru and Temari are going to be an item. And welcome he is to her. Of course, we all know that he's first going to bed her using some cheap-assed shadow technique, but we'll not delve into the realm of hentai. Much.

Five, and this is one that noone will agree with me on, but this is a couples thread, I'll get over it. Rock Lee and Sakura. Rock Lee has done everything he could for Sakura whenever he was given the opportunity, and Sasuke has done nothing but be a complete ass to her. Rock Lee is one of the most impressive characters of them all just for BEING ALIVE without being able to use Ninjutsu and Genjutsu, especially after fighting Gaara with such an immense handicap. Well, that and the minor fact that he can beat just about any character if the situations were desperate enough, etc. etc. (Also worth noting that Lee is *SO* damn rigorous and serious in his training, that he was probably wearing the weights during that entire fight with Kimimaro. Might be wrong, but I could explain why if anyone cares.) He is a hard working stubborn awesome comic relief type guy, and he deserves the damn pink haired girl of his dreams. Assuming of course, that she stops being so damn stupid.

Six, Neji and Tenten. I shouldn't have to explain this, but we all seem to know Tenten pretty much worships Neji, so that's about it right there.

Seven, Kakashi and...? Please don't pair off Kakashi. It's a great disrespect.

Shino and Kiba haven't had enough character development for us to match them up, and if they were GOING to be paired off, probably haven't met their matches yet. Of course, does anyone really want to think about Kiba kissing someone? Let alone Shino for obvious reasons. Let's not go there. Some characters aren't going to get matches in the manga, unless the mangaka really wants to give us pain.

[hinatacretu]

lets hope there aint any long terms couples arrangement.... and everyone will get a chance in the show to fuck one another...
cheers to my 1st post in this woinderful forum...

[Assertn]

i wouldnt be surprised if the sakura/lee thing happens.....in fact i figured that would more likely happen than sakura/sasuke

you cant really pair everyone though......since the females only seem to make up about 1/3 of all the significant characters we've seen so far

[Mut]

discussing about couples in an anime is stupid.

[kaigan]

it may be stupid to you, but not stupid to others.

[PSJ]

stupid isnt the right word, its more like useless. and annoying.

[hinatacretu]

well... its juz speculation isnt it... so we shouldnt use 'strong' words such as stupid eh???

[The Lord of Morning]

i mean after having to read some of the truely stupid posts in forums. . this one is light humor and everyone can throw in two cents without tensions escalating.

dont be bitter mut@t@, you can still dream about having sakura no matter who she chooses. i am sure they make some hentai out there just for you

problem with temari is that she is sand nin. . . a small conflict of interest

[PSJ]

not really, the sand and leaf recently made a peace treaty so for the moment there isnt anything bad about it and she can always quit being a ninja or convert to leaf right?`is it even possible to convert to another village?

[FearTheMullet]

Originally posted by: hopeknight


No, don't read the fanfics, unless you want to subject yourself to someones bad writing about a bunch a 12 year olds having sex. After accidently stumbling over that crap, I am now completely anti-fanfic. If they want to write that kind of crap, they can at least show some creativity and make their own characters instead of butchering someone elses creations.

.

Some aren't bad actually, not those ones about love (who the fuck wants to read a love story about anime characters thats almost as bad as watching Hentai and enjoying it...>_&lti/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif, but there are some very good and interesting spinoffs when it comes to action and adventure. Some people make up good ideas,

Couples? Who cares.

1 extra post for me !

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: Pervert-Sennin Jiraiya
not really, the sand and leaf recently made a peace treaty so for the moment there isnt anything bad about it and she can always quit being a ninja or convert to leaf right?`is it even possible to convert to another village?

but being the daughter of the previous kazekage might leave her with some obligations to sticking around the sand village

[kuro]

sasuke will end up with nobody due to his obcession with killing itatchi by the time hes ready to *cough*rebuild his clan*cough cough* everyone will have already pair off and had many many children end of story.

EDIT: Also sakura will never be paired with anyone because after many years of being ignored by sasuke she will become violently depressed and jump off the hokage monument conviently missing sasuke realizing its not physicaly possible for him to rebuild his clan alone thus ending the tragicly retarded story of two horrible characters btw GO HINATA+NARUTO!!

[hinatacretu]

Originally posted by: kuro
sasuke will end up with nobody due to his obcession with killing itatchi by the time hes ready to *cough*rebuild his clan*cough cough* everyone will have already pair off and had many many children end of story.

EDIT: Also sakura will never be paired with anyone because after many years of being ignored by sasuke she will become violently depressed and jump off the hokage monument conviently missing sasuke realizing its not physicaly possible for him to rebuild his clan alone thus ending the tragicly retarded story of two horrible characters btw GO HINATA+NARUTO!!

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naruto + hinata = fairy tale ending!!!
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[kuro]

glad to see another naruto/hinata fan!i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

[hinatacretu]

Originally posted by: kuro
glad to see another naruto/hinata fan!i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

i'm not realli a pure-bred naruto/hinata fan... haha... i'm more into the 'everyone gets to fuck everyone in the show'...
cheeers

[ThyName]

hurray for the massive 12 yr old orgy, cant wait till that epi/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

[hinatacretu]

Originally posted by: ThyName
hurray for the massive 12 yr old orgy, cant wait till that epi/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

i'm delighted to say the least for being able to find someone tat sees eye to eye wif me...

[Deblas]

i dont know. naruto with hinata i guess

[Eurasian]

NO! hinata and sasuke!! byakugan + sharingan = one powerful mofo.