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rEkKaShInObI
Fri, 03-05-2004, 10:42 AM
Just been wanting to know what made Jiraiya a perverted senning, did he watch porno in his childhood? was he exposed to any kind of nudity? Porno magazines? Anything like that? Hit me up.

The Kyubi Naruto
Fri, 03-05-2004, 11:04 AM
He probably saw a porn magazine when he was young.
Or a very good looking girl... that always makes me feel... oops.

But it probably relates to his childhood and some oidipal (spelling?) conficts that are surfacing in this perverted, but most amusing way. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

MemnochTheCaT
Fri, 03-05-2004, 12:06 PM
Heh, I am of the opinion that exposure to pornography and extremely promiscuous behavior burns people out rather than making them permanantly addicted, on the average. I'm 27 now, and ten years ago I was all about the girls, but these days I just care about work, sleep, physical training, and anime i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif I'm either gonna be that old dude you see walking to the store to buy the paper when he's 100, or if I'm lucky I'll die in some strange accident later today i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

gaara
Fri, 03-05-2004, 12:33 PM
Yeah I agree with Memnoch because I know this from experience. You get bored of stuff eventually ahem...but um Jiraiya probably never really got the girlies..can't blame him

villin
Fri, 03-05-2004, 01:19 PM
I think it was Tsunade's boobs that turned him into the world's greatest pervert.

itachi_
Fri, 03-05-2004, 01:23 PM
You know that Tsunande has made a spell so that she looks younger... the boobs comes with that.. she was like Sakura when she was young..

rEkKaShInObI
Fri, 03-05-2004, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by: itachi_
You know that Tsunande has made a spell so that she looks younger... the boobs comes with that.. she was like Sakura when she was young..

Small chest, big forehead, very weak, very smart, and used to be obsessed over someone?

Mut
Fri, 03-05-2004, 01:45 PM
no...just small chest. she was probably better than sasuke (same age when he did the 2 bell training) at her age.

jiraiya is horney cuz kishimoto made him that way. no particular reason.

gaara
Fri, 03-05-2004, 02:56 PM
In essence, its probably the perverted side of Kishimoto, when writing you tend to include characters which define certain aspects of your personality...But yeah I'd have to say Tsunade's chest is a reason to get horny if I was him.

rEkKaShInObI
Fri, 03-05-2004, 04:32 PM
All fingers point to tsunade? i dont think her boobs grew until her teen years though.

Hotsuma
Fri, 03-05-2004, 04:50 PM
He was born a guy.

PSJ
Fri, 03-05-2004, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by: rEkKaShInObI
Just been wanting to know what made Jiraiya a perverted senning, did he watch porno in his childhood? was he exposed to any kind of nudity? Porno magazines? Anything like that? Hit me up.

there is no real reason just that the line of sensei's and student from 3rd -> jiraiya -> 4th( i believe he was perverted to) -> kakashi -> naruto(he got it deep down somewhere just look at his weird skills.) we know for a fact that both jiraiya 3rd and kakashi are perverted. kakashi reads jiraiyas books which are very perverted and 3rd wanted jiraiya to show him his amazing peeping skill when jiraiya was a kid. he also goes down when naruto does the sexy no jutsu.

Terracosmo
Fri, 03-05-2004, 07:36 PM
Some people are just more perverted than others. (Saying this while reading my latest Playboy issue... oops... you didn't see that!)

Haku no Fuyu
Fri, 03-05-2004, 08:10 PM
Rekka's startin to look nice...
Hey BABY!!! How about hangin with a real man! We japanese know how to party!
....sorry, that was sad...

Beautiful Green Beast
Fri, 03-05-2004, 08:12 PM
Sarutobi (3rd hokage) did "Ero No Jutsu" on him a while ago...

rEkKaShInObI
Sat, 03-06-2004, 02:47 AM
Originally posted by: Haku no Fuyu
Rekka's startin to look nice...
Hey BABY!!! How about hangin with a real man! We japanese know how to party!
....sorry, that was sad...

I think imma change my avatar soon... and thanks for the compliment.

Vagabond
Sat, 03-06-2004, 03:51 AM
hm for some reason i thought you were a guy.

rEkKaShInObI
Sat, 03-06-2004, 04:02 AM
Originally posted by: VagabondLBD
hm for some reason i thought you were a guy.

I am a guy... When you hear "shinobi" think "male"

When you year Kunoichi, think sexy female ninja's, like tsunade =D

Rekka - raging fire
shinobi - ninja

Vagabond
Sat, 03-06-2004, 04:06 AM
then why were you thanking haku for the compliment? I don't get it.

rEkKaShInObI
Sat, 03-06-2004, 04:11 AM
Originally posted by: VagabondLBD
then why were you thanking haku for the compliment? I don't get it.

It would have been messed up just to ignore him.

GhostKaGe
Sat, 03-06-2004, 11:47 AM
because hes still ha virgin .... never quite got his end away with tsunade

Haku no Fuyu
Sat, 03-06-2004, 07:47 PM
MUST WASH BRAIN!!!!!

MightyDustLoop
Sat, 03-06-2004, 09:31 PM
Yeah, must be his constant rejections by Tsunade.

That and walking in on Orochimaru slipping her his snake.

rEkKaShInObI
Sat, 03-06-2004, 09:55 PM
Are you guys trying to say that Tsunade cheated on Jiraiya for Orochimaru?

MightyDustLoop
Sat, 03-06-2004, 10:52 PM
lol, who knows?

Maybe Tsunade was a total flirt and there was a major competition between Orochi and Jiraiya for her affection.

Ultimately neither can sway her. This causes Orochi to turn evil and Jiraiya to go perv.

So Tsunade would then be ultimately almost responsible for the destruction of Konoha, which is ironic given her current position (and I'm not talking about those other ones she's used to assuming, but her "political" one).

rEkKaShInObI
Sun, 03-07-2004, 03:22 AM
Originally posted by: MightyDustLoop
lol, who knows?

Maybe Tsunade was a total flirt and there was a major competition between Orochi and Jiraiya for her affection.

Ultimately neither can sway her. This causes Orochi to turn evil and Jiraiya to go perv.

So Tsunade would then be ultimately almost responsible for the destruction of Konoha, which is ironic given her current position (and I'm not talking about those other ones she's used to assuming, but her "political" one).

You make me laugh! in a good way though. my theory is that Tsunade broke up with Orochimaru, driving him mad, and went after jiraiya, but he'd rather lookit porno magazines, making tsunade a gambling freak.

Jman
Sun, 03-07-2004, 04:51 AM
every anime has a certain character stand out among the cast. in this case jiraiya for his pervertedness towers above any sensei

primalspas
Sun, 03-07-2004, 11:29 AM
actually jiraiya is based off japanese mythology. The real jiraiya was pervert too so that is why kishimoto made him that way too.

Gods_Son
Sun, 03-07-2004, 05:42 PM
Why does everyone talk about Tsunade so much, Moegi is the only real woman in the show.

Fox Fire
Sun, 03-07-2004, 09:07 PM
hehe it's kinda ironic because when they were kids tsunade was flat chested and Jiraiya didn't even like her.

rEkKaShInObI
Mon, 03-08-2004, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by: KonohamaruCorps
Why does everyone talk about Tsunade so much, Moegi is the only real woman in the show.

Got a pic?

Mut
Mon, 03-08-2004, 01:12 AM
seriously, i really wish that everyone would drop udon, moegi, and konohamaru from every topics/discussion. it's really not funny.

rEkKaShInObI
Mon, 03-08-2004, 02:03 AM
Originally posted by: dazzz
seriously, i really wish that everyone would drop udon, moegi, and konohamaru from every topics/discussion. it's really not funny.

who the hell is moegi? and whats up w/ konohamaru?

Jman
Mon, 03-08-2004, 03:47 AM
Originally posted by: rEkKaShInObI


Originally posted by: dazzz
seriously, i really wish that everyone would drop udon, moegi, and konohamaru from every topics/discussion. it's really not funny.

who the hell is moegi? and whats up w/ konohamaru?

Moegi is konhamaru's female friend, the little girl.

And to the person who said that moegi's the only real woman in the show, joke or no joke that's sick.

rEkKaShInObI
Mon, 03-08-2004, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by: animemaster


Originally posted by: rEkKaShInObI


Originally posted by: dazzz
seriously, i really wish that everyone would drop udon, moegi, and konohamaru from every topics/discussion. it's really not funny.

who the hell is moegi? and whats up w/ konohamaru?

Moegi is konhamaru's female friend, the little girl.

And to the person who said that moegi's the only real woman in the show, joke or no joke that's sick.

thanks... the dude thta said moegi was a real women is uhh... ... anywho konohamaru is pimp. if jiraiya gets to him he might be more pimp =D

Gods_Son
Mon, 03-08-2004, 08:05 PM
only joking about moegi, i just thought i'd get her name out there since it seems like everybody only talks about Konohamaru and Udon. But seriously, Asuma is pretty pimp, I think he's the only one we've seen out on a date (if the thing with Kurenai counts.) Gai also could probably also get any lady he wants.

Raven
Tue, 03-09-2004, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by: dazzz
seriously, i really wish that everyone would drop udon, moegi, and konohamaru from every topics/discussion. it's really not funny.

It was kinda funny at first, till n00bs ruined it. The Udon thing anyway, not the other two.

Kiiroi
Fri, 03-12-2004, 08:42 AM
I think Jiraiya is a natural born pervert i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

Toruxxx
Fri, 03-12-2004, 08:52 AM
Originally posted by: primalspas
actually jiraiya is based off japanese mythology. The real jiraiya was pervert too so that is why kishimoto made him that way too.
Thats true and he was married to Tsunade aswell i read it on a website.

EDIT: heres the link HERE (http://www.kiseido.com/printss/ji.html) i wonder if in Naruto they will actually turn out that they once were married... or have they already aint read the manga lol ^_^

Shino-kun
Fri, 03-12-2004, 11:58 AM
Let Him Be Horney and Enjoy the Pleasures oof Life i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Jman
Sat, 03-13-2004, 02:56 AM
Q:What made Jiraiya so Horny?
A:Horny goat weed

ubdevoid
Sat, 03-13-2004, 07:50 AM
Nah, I bet Jiraiya was probably so repressed as a child it did this to him. Strict upbringings do that to people. Just look at politicians.

Neji-Aniki-sama
Thu, 03-25-2004, 06:57 AM
Is Jiraya a pervert because he hangs around horny toads too much??????

PaD
Fri, 04-02-2004, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by: Hotsuma
He was born a guy.

That's the answer, all the straight boys that have been exposed to an ass and/or a boob (hopefully two) dedicate of most their time thinking about it!

I watched porn when i was younger (10 'till now (16)) =)
I had like 10 gb porn on my HD, now i had to delete it cuz it was taking too much space for my anime!

Mut
Fri, 04-02-2004, 01:12 PM
10 gig of porn is too much man. you will discover the out side world soon.

lionheart1012000
Fri, 04-02-2004, 08:58 PM
10 gigs on your HD? dude...1 gig is more than enough...and sometimes it may be too much.

Gods_Son
Fri, 04-02-2004, 09:06 PM
10 gigs of porn, you've got to be the most desperate and horny bastard on this forum right now. Get your game up and go find a girl.

Raven
Fri, 04-02-2004, 10:23 PM
He was probably exaggerating.

But even so, sheesh!

lionheart1012000
Fri, 04-02-2004, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by: KonohamaruCorps
10 gigs of porn, you've got to be the most desperate and horny bastard on this forum right now. Get your game up and go find a girl.

ahem, *raises hand* sorry but im the most desperate...but i think your right about him being the most horny.

Assertn
Fri, 04-02-2004, 10:26 PM
i knew a girl who had like, 6 gigs of porn

lionheart1012000
Fri, 04-02-2004, 10:30 PM
o_O; thats too much...especially since its a girl your talking about.

rockmanj
Fri, 04-02-2004, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Some people are just more perverted than others. (Saying this while reading my latest Playboy issue... oops... you didn't see that!)

damn pervs...reading smut i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif but u know naruto is a pretty big perv...wasn't he peeking in on the women's bath once??

Neji-Aniki-sama
Sat, 04-03-2004, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by: lionheart1012000
o_O; thats too much...especially since its a girl your talking about.

What's too much is the information...

Gods_Son
Sat, 04-03-2004, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
i knew a girl who had like, 6 gigs of porn

I known girls that watch, but not usually more than guys. That's pretty nasty.

Neji-Aniki-sama
Sat, 04-03-2004, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by: KonohamaruCorps
[quote]
[II known girls that watch, but not usually more than guys. That's pretty nasty.

What amazes me is people actually *saving* that stuff... Can't they just watch it on the net?
Oh, sheesh, enough of this thread for me, it's been eliciting the most gruesome images, already...

Gods_Son
Sat, 04-03-2004, 12:50 AM
Everybody knows that almost every guy watches it. Just some go farther than others.

originalkrn
Sat, 04-03-2004, 12:55 AM
some people are just born horny...and jiraiya is definetely one of those people.

Ganesh
Sat, 04-03-2004, 10:16 AM
ahhah man you just shut everyone down by that one setence. LOL
but i guess it is true.

lionheart1012000
Sat, 04-03-2004, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by: Ganesh
ahhah man you just shut everyone down by that one setence. LOL
but i guess it is true.

yes he did. and now everyones gonna go back on topic lol

Haku no Fuyu
Sat, 04-03-2004, 04:44 PM
A wise man once asked me, "what are skirts for?"
I replied, with a grin on my face, "They are for chasing!"
^True story...though I probably shouldn't admit that...

Neji-Aniki-sama
Sat, 04-03-2004, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by: Haku no Fuyu
A wise man once asked me, "what are skirts for?"
I replied, with a grin on my face, "They are for chasing!"
^True story...though I probably shouldn't admit that...

Anata wa sukebe no yatsu, Fuyu-dono!!!!

*shocked*i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Haku no Fuyu
Sat, 04-03-2004, 11:38 PM
What?
-
-
Yes, it's true.
I'm a pervert ^.^

Neji-Aniki-sama
Sun, 04-04-2004, 03:44 AM
Wow, is sukebe that strong?
I thought Onna-atarashi or hentaiyarou would be really bad, so of course, I didn't say that...
Still, I have to admit, your story is kinda cool, reminded me of those Zen questions...

Haku no Fuyu
Sun, 04-04-2004, 11:47 AM
I don't like hentai or any of that stuff. I prefer to hit on women and get rejected or beaten ^.^ (Usually eduring a few shin kicks too)

Assertn
Sun, 04-04-2004, 01:33 PM
i find it amusing that a topic titled "What made jiraiya so horney?" has over 60 posts now
its ALMOST as funny as the little subtitle saying "spoil if you must" i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Haku no Fuyu
Sun, 04-04-2004, 02:55 PM
Rather amusing isn't it?

Neji-Aniki-sama
Sun, 04-04-2004, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by: Haku no Fuyu
I don't like hentai or any of that stuff. I prefer to hit on women and get rejected or beaten ^.^ (Usually eduring a few shin kicks too)

Not everybody looks like Sasuke...i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif
I don't care for hentai, one way or another... just thought it was *too* much people *saving* it...shouldn't it get boring after watching the same thing more than two times?
Well, anyhow... I just realized that I have 50GB worth of anime...and it's only like 5 series... I went to get a new HD and thought, well 200GB is too much... and got an 80GB... that is almost full by now...
Guess obsession is bad no matter with what...well, no sin in watching the bishies, hopefully i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

Assertn
Sun, 04-04-2004, 03:37 PM
rule of thumb: always get the largest hard drive possible
you may think that its overkill, but even if you triple your current hard drive capacity, it can still get filled up within a few months or less

lionheart1012000
Sun, 04-04-2004, 08:48 PM
i should follow that rule...well someday ill buy an external HD...and then finally be able to backup my 100 gigs of random crap i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

kaigan
Sun, 04-04-2004, 09:30 PM
yea, watching porn makes you pretty horny, like jiraiya. i collect about 100 gig of porn right now. just for collection.

CapsuleCorpJX
Tue, 04-06-2004, 05:10 AM
Tsunade rejected him.

EpoC
Mon, 04-26-2004, 08:19 AM
Many of you gus say that Tsunande is the trigger of jiraiya being a pervert.

Maybe that is true, Jiraiya is a pervert and he is proud of it and shows it. while Orochimaru is a closet pervert, and going for young kids especially boys and want to do stuffs with them. So Oro is like the creepy uncle, and Jiraiya is more of the open perverted father.
and guess what both of them have incommon? Tsunande.

I have a second theory about that.
All of them Jiraiya, Oro, and Tsunande had sandaime as there sensei.
And we all know that he was a pervert. so he may have raised those kids a bit wrong.
But the only person that came away was Tsunande, but who knows? She may also be a pervert.

hiten mitsurugi
Mon, 04-26-2004, 04:44 PM
Because Jaraiya's father is Hugh Hefner. He spent his early days around the playboy mansion and got very horny that way. He left for konoha village because he wanted to be more pure of heart. Obviously it didn't work very well, since he's published his own book. Like father like son.

EpoC
Wed, 04-28-2004, 04:01 PM
aah I almost forgot that he publiced a book, "come come paradies".
that horny little devil.

Uzumaki Naruto
Wed, 04-28-2004, 04:16 PM
prolly got it from whoever his father was, or he saw tsunade taking a bath when he was young and started to write dirty nvoels

Assertn
Wed, 04-28-2004, 07:51 PM
jiraiya was a pervert even as a genin...remember when he was tied to the log and was talking about his peaking jutsus?
back then it didnt seem like he was interested in tsunade, either

hornetmike
Wed, 04-28-2004, 09:59 PM
I blame konoha village for jiraiya's behavior. i mean look at the ninjas in the village. they're all perverts except for sasuke. who doesn't seem to like girls at the moment.

heihaci
Wed, 05-05-2004, 07:52 AM
who is tsunade?
i dont remember seeing her in the naruto episodes!!!!
and i dont remember seeing a female character with big melons!!!
any chance of posting a pic of her?

Jiraiya is a cool character i am sure many guys could relate to him lol
i am horny too i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

but i think orichomaru is very creepy-he reminds me of michael jackson for some reason!!!!!!

Stoopider
Wed, 05-05-2004, 08:01 AM
Uh oh. This is Naruto Open Discussion. Your treading into Spoiler grounds. Heheh. The Manga has already shown her and all. Whereas the Anime, she's isn't revealed yet.

hiten mitsurugi
Wed, 05-05-2004, 03:44 PM
Look at these guys trying to be gentlemen and saying that ten gigs is too much. I bet that the guys denying it have more porn than the guys admitting it. Do you know whats worst than a open pervert like Jaraiya? Closet perverts like you guys. LOL...ten gigs too much. That's like 2-3 high quality (DVD-RIP) movies.


I wouldn't know much about it i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

kaigan
Wed, 05-05-2004, 05:12 PM
jaraiya is so horny all the time cause he hasn't got laid yet. So it just stores in his balls and that's why he is so horny. TEN GIGS OF PORN IS TOO MUCH???? WTF