Ninja you most fear!

[nark]

I would say naruto. He is the numba one at suprising people. He actually might turn out to be gay (use sexy no jutsu to seduce you)..... or he just farts on your face in the dark alley.

[villin]

You guys are all forgetting the most frightening creature ever conceived, Sakura. That massive forehead makes her look like some kind of circus freak. And then there is her mental condition where she has a inner voice that is very violent and loud.

[Beautiful Green Beast]

no honestly! Im more scared of Gaara than anyone else.
Me : OMG please dont kill me. I promise to serve you icecold drinks and kiss your feets.
gaara : You can start kissing my feets now,young boy!
me: ok,ok

[pat-the-1337]

without a doubt i woudnt want to see orochimaru. if i was walking in dark alley and i saw him i would lose control of my bowles and shit all over myself screaming as though i was being murderd then i woudl pass out because he scared teh living shit outa me.

[Uzumaki Kakashi]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pat-the-1337 @ Feb 17 2004, 01:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> without a doubt i woudnt want to see orochimaru. if i was walking in dark alley and i saw him i would lose control of my bowles and shit all over myself screaming as though i was being murderd then i woudl pass out because he scared teh living shit outa me. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
orochiamru is bad ass but all u have to do to make him ur friend is give him little boys for his pleasure.

i like orochimaru (he isnt gay but gives off a homoish kind of vibe)

[DB_Hunter]

Well.... Orochimaru since if he decides to look at me with his killer intent then that would even make Gaara look like a teddy bear.

[pat-the-1337]

oro would look at me and be like &quot;u have beautiful lips&quot; and then i woudl do the things i said in last post, and then he would have his way with me while im passed out. i would wake up wiht a new seal on my bum and i dont think it woudl be a helpful seal

if it was gaara i woudlnt have a worrie.
i would say &quot;what u looking at u red headed faggot, do u miss ur momy. im glad i raped her and killed her&quot; &quot;btw im ur father&quot;
then he would throw sand at me and i woudl use my flame thrower to turn it into glass. boom gaara been owned.

if it was shino, i would be like sup dood, then flash bang him with 50 cans of bug off. shino @ owned

if it was itachi, i would be like &quot;dood whats up with ur eyes&quot; &quot;and why u look so gay&quot; then if he made a move i would mace his arse. itachi @ owned

so therfore only real person to fear is orochimaru becuase the rest woudl either be owned or they woudnt care that i was there

[Uzumaki Kakashi]

<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA</span>

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[rEkKaShInObI]

Im not really afraid, they&#39;ll just take me by surprise. But hey heres a list.

Cursed Uchiha Sasuke
Gaara
OROCHIMARU
That 6 arm guy
Baki (you dont know what hes covering with that thing)
ITACHI (stare a hole through me with his sharingans)

[Baka-chan]

i&#39;m gonna go with garaa. if he felt the need to &quot;feed his hunger&quot;, and you happen to be the only person around... that would suck... plus he creeps me out

[Yaba]

I woudn&#39;t fear anyone of them, a little manga book, what is it gonna do http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/dry.gif or a computer screen...

[SilentSnake]

I would say Uchiha itachi, he wiped out WHOLE (besides Sasuke of course) Uchiha clan by himself for christ sake&#33; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_w00t1.gif

[KakashiSensei]

Ohh man I would have to say Kankoro (sp?) last thing i would wanna see is a dude with purple face paint attack me with a marrionette. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif

[NoKKiE]

haha this thread is getting funny..

i don&#39;t know about you but cursed sasuke with those freaky eyes scare the crap out of me especially if he were inches away from me... http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif

[Nara Shikamaru]

shino pwned from bug spray HAHAHHAAHA XD
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the one to fear is ........ CHOUJI..... imagine ur on a stranded island with him and he looks at you menacingly .... POW THERE GOES UR M&#39;FING LEG ... oh and he&#39;d sit on you http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_laughbounce2.gif

[pat-the-1337]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nara Shikamaru @ Feb 17 2004, 04:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
the one to fear is ........ CHOUJI..... imagine ur on a stranded island with him and he looks at you menacingly .... POW THERE GOES UR M&#39;FING LEG ... oh and he&#39;d sit on you http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_laughbounce2.gif </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
hah ya right, if i met chouji in dark alley i would be like &quot; ooo i got a cupcake&quot; and then throw it off bridge and then boom chouji @ owned

[Xollence]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pat-the-1337 @ Feb 17 2004, 04:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nara Shikamaru &#064; Feb 17 2004, 04:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
the one to fear is ........ CHOUJI..... imagine ur on a stranded island with him and he looks at you menacingly .... POW THERE GOES UR M&#39;FING LEG ... oh and he&#39;d sit on you http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_laughbounce2.gif </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
hah ya right, if i met chouji in dark alley i would be like &quot; ooo i got a cupcake&quot; and then throw it off bridge and then boom chouji @ owned </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Hehe Chouji would probably take up the width of the dark alley, so you would just go another way and be done with it.

[scarfacejq]

Funny replies http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/smile.gif

I think the only guy i&#39;m not afraid of is orochimaru, since I have no combat talent
I can&#39;t see why he&#39;d bother with.

And whoever said Kankuro I hear ya...something freaky about that puppet...
not to mention a ninja who wears makeup&#33; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif

[BakaShinji]

KAKASHI

he&#39;s scary.

#1. all those silly thoughts in his head... (i.e. gai behind the bleachers like a wild tantamount)

#2. 1000 years of pain

#3. what&#39;s under that mask of his??? I bet he&#39;s covering his herpes.

[jing]

Asuma http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/sad.gif because he will SHATTER ur face. once his brass knuckles come in contact with your jaw.

[Grey_wolf]

Wha? Oro? Shino? kakashi? aww come on.. think yourself in an dark alley and you hear this strange sound

&quot;Rrrreeehnphhhh&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&quot; you turn around and se a frikki&#39;n big meatball rolling you way.. you goes like &quot;OHNOES&quot; then you gotta run like a fucker, never look back, and NEVER say anything with &quot;fatty&quot;. Now thats what i call a dead end

However you can take som bacon or somethin out of your pocket and trhow it behind you. that should stop the grizly

[jing]

choji would suck up the bacon n eat it WHILE hes spinning =P.

[Grey_wolf]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jing @ Feb 17 2004, 05:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> choji would suck up the bacon n eat it WHILE hes spinning =P. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
shit your right

[XwingRob]

I&#39;m scared of ninjas that don&#39;t use swords.
I mean what&#39;s wrong with you?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33; Swords are cool.

[MadMachine]

I think I would be scared of meeting Zabuza in a dark alley. Not only is he a silent killer he has pointy teeth, thats not kool.

[Toruxxx]

hmmmm i would hate to meet Konohamaru down a dark ally http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif when he is trying to learn how to do sexy no jutsu and turn&#39;s into the fat lady i would be soo bloody scared&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/sad.gif

[Nara Shikamaru]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Toruxxx @ Feb 17 2004, 06:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> hmmmm i would hate to meet Konohamaru down a dark ally http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif when he is trying to learn how to do sexy no jutsu and turn&#39;s into the fat lady i would be soo bloody scared&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/sad.gif </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
HAHHAA

[TeLeKiNeSiS]

lol

hmm...i would say gaara...i mean the other people are powerful, yes, but they dont care about you...they walk by like whatevers...but gaara...kills to live...so eh. freaky if you ask me

[Power PMV]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pat&#045;the&#045;1337 &#064; Feb 17 2004, 02:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> oro would look at me and be like &quot;u have beautiful lips&quot; and then i woudl do the things i said in last post, and then he would have his way with me while im passed out. i would wake up wiht a new seal on my bum and i dont think it woudl be a helpful seal

if it was gaara i woudlnt have a worrie.
i would say &quot;what u looking at u red headed faggot, do u miss ur momy. im glad i raped her and killed her&quot; &quot;btw im ur father&quot;
then he would throw sand at me and i woudl use my flame thrower to turn it into glass. boom gaara been owned.

if it was shino, i would be like sup dood, then flash bang him with 50 cans of bug off. shino @ owned

if it was itachi, i would be like &quot;dood whats up with ur eyes&quot; &quot;and why u look so gay&quot; then if he made a move i would mace his arse. itachi @ owned

so therfore only real person to fear is orochimaru becuase the rest woudl either be owned or they woudnt care that i was there </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
you are right in all you said except thinking Orochimaru is the one to fear.

This guy is the one to fear:

http://www.littlecooldude.com/~powerpmv/udon.JPG

Fear Udon http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif

[lionheart1012000]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Xollence @ Feb 17 2004, 04:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pat&#045;the&#045;1337 &#064; Feb 17 2004, 04:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nara Shikamaru &#064; Feb 17 2004, 04:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
the one to fear is ........ CHOUJI..... imagine ur on a stranded island with him and he looks at you menacingly .... POW THERE GOES UR M&#39;FING LEG ... oh and he&#39;d sit on you* http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_laughbounce2.gif </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
hah ya right, if i met chouji in dark alley i would be like &quot; ooo i got a cupcake&quot; and then throw it off bridge and then boom chouji @ owned </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Hehe Chouji would probably take up the width of the dark alley, so you would just go another way and be done with it. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
XD i wouldnt fear chouji if i saw him in a dark alley, id just be all like &quot;wassup my fellow big boned guy, lets go get some munchies&quot; id end up fearing gaara more....*remembers gaara&#39;s &quot;happy face&quot; from random doujinshi thing* now THAT is scary.

[boomorman]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I would say naruto. He is the numba one at suprising people. He actually might turn out to be gay (use sexy no jutsu to seduce you)..... or he just farts on your face in the dark alley. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Ya, fart no-jutsu owned kiba it will do the same to me. smelly bastard. Also Naruto is to caught up with proving his power so everyone will acknowledge him….. He would jump you in the alley and yell about how your underestimating him… Then he would kick your ass to prove his power. So yeah I guess naruto is the one I wouldn’t want to me. Oro only kills people that have some sort of importance to his plan, and all you need to do vs gaara is tell him you love him and he’ll freak out and run away.

The one I would most want to meet would be Anko, 5 dollars and a slice or 2 of cold pizza and she’ll show you her favorite thing to do with her mouth besides eat dangos and juice. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I woudn&#39;t fear anyone of them, a little manga book, what is it gonna do or a computer screen...</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

paper cut no jutsu and eyestrain no-jutsu FeAr ThEm

[jing]

I know what you mean LOL
by the way this is the gaara face you&#39;re talking about. Just feel like sharing it with others.
http://www.toriyamaworld.com/fans/manga/05-08-02-09.jpg ('http://www.toriyamaworld.com/fans/manga/05-08-02-09.jpg')
and its pretty damn scary.

[monkeyboi]

Choji.....

Call him fat and he&#39;ll go super saiyan on you.

[The_Fourth]

This poll is turning to be quite funny. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_laughbounce2.gif

Come to think of it, its actually a thread, but anyways, sasgay with his cursed seal activated could be dangerous. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif

[DB_Hunter]

How about Neji....

Me: Excuse me... I&#39;m lost could you give me some directions...

Neji: It is your destiny... your fate was sealed when you were born that you would be lost one day in an alley...

Me: Um, well could you help me out then?

Neji: ... and so fate also decided that I would be the one who you would last see

Me: *Starts to walk away without turning back towards Neji* Ok man it&#39;s cool.... chill.... I&#39;m sure it&#39;s around -

Neji: Byakugan&#33; I can see everything with these eyes... you are afraid.. feeling insecure....

...


...

..you also need a change of underwear....

[The_Fourth]

LOL

[SirCharlesIII]

The_Fourth , read the rules and dont double post please, youve been warned http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/smile.gif

lol db, scary thought

[Toruxxx]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DB_Hunter @ Feb 17 2004, 07:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> How about Neji....

Me: Excuse me... I&#39;m lost could you give me some directions...

Neji: It is your destiny... your fate was sealed when you were born that you would be lost one day in an alley...

Me: Um, well could you help me out then?

Neji: ... and so fate also decided that I would be the one who you would last see

Me: *Starts to walk away without turning back towards Neji* Ok man it&#39;s cool.... chill.... I&#39;m sure it&#39;s around -

Neji: Byakugan&#33; I can see everything with these eyes... you are afraid.. feeling insecure....

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...

..you also need a change of underwear.... </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
lolol thats some funny stuff there lol

[boomorman]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>..you also need a change of underwear.... </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

hahaha I made a rip off of your post.

back alley possibilities

me: (in passing I nod and keep going…)
Naruto: your…..your.. underestimating me…
me: huh?
Naruto: I will be hokage&#33;&#33;&#33;
Me: Um, cool…. I gotta go dude.
Naruto: WAIT&#33;&#33;&#33;
Me: Huh?
Naruto: I will fight you and prove my ability you will acknowledge my power..
Me. Um, I’m sure you’re strong I don’t doubt you in any way.
Naruto: Damn it, I’m sick of people underestimating me.
Me: (starting to get a little frightened by the psycho I make a break for the end of the alley to find safety)
Naruto: Damn it…. (Naruto chases me down arm back fist clenched)
Me; (I trip and fall naruto beats the shit out of me)
Naruto: I will be hokage&#33; You will acknowledge me&#33;&#33;
Me: (near death.. I manage to utter call 9…1…1)
Naruto: you will not defeat me&#33;&#33;&#33;
Me: hell…lll…ll…pppp
Naruto: (draws out some kyubi power….) be quiet… I will defeat you I will not be underestimated…
Me: Wow its haku and Zabuza and all the rain nins Gaara had fun with. Damn I’m dead.
(after having been dead for a good half hour….)
Naruto: your body can take much abuse, but I will not stop until you acknowledge me…..

Gai meets anko in a back alley and the two ninja’s battle it out.

Gai: heyyy I’ve got some pizza
Anko: mmMMmm
Gai; *zip*
Anko: mmMMmm
Gai; uhh urp uhh ohh
Anko: blah cough mmMmm
Gai; I’m gonna….
Anko:mmMMmm MMmmmMM MMMMmmmMM
Anko: Arigato Gai-sama

Later that night........

Kakashi:….. You.. . you went to see HER.. didn’t you…
Gai: No, no I ah had to help Lee with his training.
Kakashi: (cries)…. I stay home make you ramen… sharpen your kunai’s…. wash your tights… and you go to her…. Whats wrong with me… what am I missing…
Gai: No, no Kakashi theres nothing wrong with you… She means nothing to me… (damn I knew I shouldn’t have asked kakashi if I could stay with him while my house was being fumigated)

[pat-the-1337]

ok im here to prove that oro is still the fearest of them all (is that a word)

lets say i meet neji, id be like &quot;you look like knuckles from sonic the hedge hog&quot; then i woudl contact the guy that holds the rights to knuckls character, then the gov would grab neji and put his ars in slamer for copyright laws, and we all knwo that u cant stop the government.

now lets say its naruto, &quot;wasabi naruto&quot; &quot;why your looking particulaly weak today&quot; then he woudl bust out the red chakra and some nine tales shit. i woiudl call the men in black and naruto and the nine tailed mofo would be baned from teh planet.

now its gai, &quot;woah u are one jacki chan looking mofo&quot; gai:&quot; woooooooooooooooooo u are beautiful young guy i take ur picture&quot; then i say ok and call the gusy that are handling r kelly and michle jacksons case and gai gets put in prison.

now lets say its kakashi, &quot;kakashi wasup&quot; &quot;huh i was caught on the road to life and i wsnt paying attention to u&quot; then he bust out the dogs and i throw the dog bone i keep in pocket for such an occasion. and then say hes the guy that robbed the bak look at his ski mask. now kakashi is in jail.

once again oro is still the one to be feared

[Power PMV]

you can beat Oro easily just bring a couple of 10 years old boys with you and throw them at him. He will get distracted for a while and then you can take some pictures and sue him.


P.S. There is a Neverland in the village of sound.

[lionheart1012000]

XD PMFP&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; god that was some good stuff. if i ever met neji in a dark alley all i&#39;d do is call one of the random gay people i know and have them do to him...what hinata is doing to him in the pic lol. whipped good lol.


n/m the pic wouldnt show ;_;...i really need to learn how to post pics that will actually come out &gt;.&lt;

[scarfacejq]

Alright, tell me the ninja you would least like to meet in a dark alley. For me, its Shino, if even one spider crawled out of that hole in his face ..i&#39;d faint http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif

[Xollence]

Orochimaru of course&#33;

[Grey_wolf]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Xollence @ Feb 17 2004, 11:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Orochimaru of course&#33; </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Actually that is the ninja i dont fear at all. I mean hes cool if you are cool to him http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/cool.gif just say like &quot;i love to join you&quot; and thats it he leaves you with some kind of super power mark on your neck. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/tongue.gif


On topic:

Hmm.. yeah shino would freak me out.... but gaara wouldnt be that nice either.. since yoou know his &quot;inner form&quot;.. and that he is a maniac.

[Uzumaki Kakashi]

i would say gai. since he is a blatant homosexual.

[Xollence]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Uzumaki Kakashi @ Feb 17 2004, 11:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> i would say gai. since he is a blatant homosexual. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Haha, yeah Gai would definately be one to fear. Plus he&#39;s so fast he could taken advantage of you easily. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_laughbounce2.gif

[PSJ]

gaara would be the one to fear orochimaru wouldnt care about you. gaara would kill you in a flash.

[itachi_]

<span style='color:red'>I don&#39;t fear and would not fear anyone ever, I kill them if they get in my way.</span>

[Beautiful Green Beast]

Gaara, because he kills his prays in a terrible way....brr

[Uzumaki Kakashi]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (itachi_ @ Feb 17 2004, 11:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <span style='color:red'>I don&#39;t fear and would not fear anyone ever, I kill them if they get in my way.</span> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
u have some courage. do u REALLY believ that u are Itachi? hehe

[Orion Guardian]

He kills his prays? *o.0*

hmm besides....I accually did not want to meet Gaara...hes just a Killer, the other Nins would have no reason to hurt me....

[itachi_]

Bwah&#33;? Gaara that little tiny 86 lb boy, just take a good hold of his neck and break it.

[Uzumaki Kakashi]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (itachi_ @ Feb 17 2004, 12:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Bwah&#33;? Gaara that little tiny 86 lb boy, just take a good hold of his neck and break it. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
u haVe to get past his sand defence. by the way Itachi, y is ur status unlike ours and is known as missing nin.

i always wondered.

[Iznogoud]

Because he gave some moderator a BJ http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/laugh.gif
The ninja i would fear the most would be Sasuke...i&#39;m afraid when i see gay ppl &#33; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_laughbounce2.gif

[Karasu]

I&#39;d say Gaara is the one you probably have the least chance surviving an encounter with if he is in I&#39;ll kill you mode. He&#39;s a bad bad boy.

[Uzumaki Naruto]

id have to say shino, bc if i am walking down a dark alley and i c him just standing there with bugs all over him id kill my self

[Pervert - Sennin]

I definetly would not want to run into Gaara, mainly because it would most likely mean I would die. At least Orchimaru and all the other scarey guys put thought into killing people, before they actually do it. Also Rock Lee&#39;s eye brows would eat me alive. So thats pretty scarey too http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/happy.gif

[Beautiful Green Beast]

THIS IS HOW YOU GET RID OF ALL YOUR NATURAL NARUTO ENEMIES&#33;

SHINO: Call The bugexterminator

GAARA: You tell gaara that a whole army is waiting outside the room and if that doesnt easy his hunger you`d kill yourself.

OROCHIMARU: Take forth the only animal that snakes are afraid of: A gigant 12 metres hawk (that does everything you ask him/her to do)

JIRAIYA (not requested but anyway): Give him a playboy magasine

GAI SENSEI: Dont lissen to him. Whatever you do, dont lissen to him.

BAKI: Tell him that Gaaras acting weird

NEJI: Also coming up&#33; need help please&#33;

SASUKE: Tell him that you saw his brother around the corner and get the hell out of there while he seeks.

NARUTO: Tell him that sakura is pretty horny right now. (OK, that was uneccesary)

ROCK LEE: Get married with him (if you are a girl.....and a hot one), encourage him for his hard work (if you are a boy) yeees, i know&#33; I like him to much.

KAKASHI: Give him the upfollowing book of come come paradise : &quot;Come Come Paradise 2 : The glorious adventure continues&quot;

SHIKAMARU: Run away (Yes, thats so simple. Shikamaru doesnt hunt you if it doesnt have a meaning cuz hes so lazy (sorry all you Shikamaru Fans out there))

HOKAGE-SAMA: Give him an early retirement

FOLLOW THESE EASY STEPS FOR A HEALTHY STAYING IN THE NARUTO WORLD&#33;

[DB_Hunter]

Baki: Tell him Gaara&#39;s acting weird again

[itsgalf]

I don&#39;t know, at first I wouldn&#39;t be scared of haku. I&#39;d probably have my way with him and then when we&#39;re undressing i&#39;ll notice something thats not supposed to be there and pass out scared sh&#33;tless.

[ssjtrunks585]

if orochimaru wanted to mess with me, i would just summon a massive mongoose and let it loose on his weak snake ass...it would go like this...

me: Kuchiyose no jutsu&#33;
oro: oh sh*t, i guess i&#39;m really f*cked now
mongoose: mmmmmm, snake&#33;
&lt;as the mongoose digests and...um...recycles orochimaru, i laugh at the pile of feces on the ground, and in a perfect al pacino voice...&gt;
me: i told you&#33; i told you, don&#39;t f*ck with me&#33; You need a f*ckin army to take me on, well look at you now...why you stupid f*ck&#33; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_jumpon.gif

[Beautiful Green Beast]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DB_Hunter @ Feb 18 2004, 06:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Baki: Tell him Gaara&#39;s acting weird again </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
mm..... good *Its on the list now*

[The Kyubi Naruto]

I&#39;d probably fear Sasgay, Gaara or &#33;&#33;INNER SAKURA&#33;&#33; the most.
Think of Sasgay coming:

Me: Hi you little faggot
Sasgay: You&#39;re annoying... but cute.
&lt;Then Sasgay uses his Sharingan and copies my moves and then accelerates to super speed and rapes me in a millisecond&gt;
&lt;But as we know that that kind of speed will set anything in flames and the he will really be ON FIRE&#33;&gt;
Me: Man that hurt. Oh well... alteast i don&#39;t have to worry about too hard shit anymore.


Gaara

Gaara: I&#39;m definately gonna kill you guys.
Me: Who are you talking to?
&lt;Sand starts to gather&gt;
Me: HOLY SHIT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; &lt;running as fat as i can&gt;
Gaara: Feast on him mother&#33;
&lt;I was consumed by his &quot;mother&quot; surprisingly painfully&gt;
..... Gaara: Yargh&#33; I&#39;m sorry mother to feed you such crap.

&#33;&#33;INNER SAKURA&#33;&#33;

Me: Man you&#39;re so sexy&#33;
IS: how could i have let ino do this?
Me: huh?
IS: SHANNAROO (or something like that) &#33;&#33;&#33; YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD OR YOU&#39;LL GET SUCH A BEATING&#33;
Me: I&#39;m not in your head&#33; You fuckin imbesile&#33;
&lt;but since she isn&#39;t hearing me and i can&#39;t get out of her head, she&#39;ll get ballistic on me&gt;
SHANNAROOOOO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Yes.... I don&#39;t know why i wrote that. Maybe I&#39;m little drunk.

[BakaShinji]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Beautiful Green Beast @ Feb 18 2004, 03:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> FOLLOW THESE EASY STEPS FOR A HEALTHY STAYING IN THE NARUTO WORLD&#33; </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Shino: a can of RAID
Gaara: ... a really BIG sandbox?
Orochimaru: like the simpsons showed us... the indefeasible Mongoose&#33;
Jiraiya: Maxim will do (the articles&#33;)
Gai: Kockashi
Baki: customizable collector edition barbies and her baby cousin stacy
Neji: today&#39;s horoscope section + a maglite (for backup)
Sasuke: Sakura
Naruto: Sakura
Rock: Sakura (damn, this bitch will turn anyone off huh?)
Kakashi: make an appointment prior
Shikamaru: challenge him to GO
Hokage: Viagra (maybe Sakura in whiny mode too)

[Parappa]

Certain female with breasts so big that it would force me to comment on them. And then I would fly like really fast through many really thick walls. Ouch, it&#39;d still be worth the pain http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_gap.gif

[The Kyubi Naruto]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Parappa @ Feb 18 2004, 11:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Certain female with breasts so big that it would force me to comment on them. And then I would fly like really fast through many really thick walls. Ouch, it&#39;d still be worth the pain http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_gap.gif </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
HELL YEA&#33;&#33;&#33;

And I totally agree with your sig&#33;

[Slain]

Naruto at night cause he`s much to loud &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; .... when u are tired http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif

seriuosly gaara he has no problem with killing people who are in his way http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_gap.gif

[Kazekage]

Shino is a good one, one probably freak me out....and Sakura, since she is just waaaaay to scary........





SABAKU NO GAARA IS BACK&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Naruto]

O-R-O-C-H-I-M-A-R-U http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/unsure.gif

[lionheart1012000]

hehehe, i think anko also has a toungue like that. so i&#39;d rather stay a guy and meet anko oooo *drools*

[Uzumaki Naruto]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lionheart1012000 @ Feb 20 2004, 05:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> hehehe, i think anko also has a toungue like that. so i&#39;d rather stay a guy and meet anko oooo *drools* </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/laugh.gif i have to agree, imagine wut she can do to ur stuff with her tongue hehe

[Aegis Runestone]

Lol... you guys are frickin&#39; dirty about Anko... &lt;.&lt;

Hmmm.... probably Orochimaru(hey I spelled it right&#33;)... I can&#39;t think of anyone scarier... even Kagato isn&#39;t that evil. &lt;.&lt;

[Neji-Cof]

I would have to say Haku.. shes a women.. no wait.. is she a guy&#33;&#33;&#33;? he/she is pretty hot ( for an anime character ) that i would want to take her home. and if i take her or him home and find out while i have my hand down his or her pants and i get snapped by his trouser mouse.. that would scar me for life.. so just the possibility of meeting haku and his or her trouser mouse is a nightmare&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/blink.gif http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/sad.gif

[Power PMV]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Neji-Cof @ Feb 20 2004, 08:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I would have to say Haku.. shes a women.. no wait.. is she a guy&#33;&#33;&#33;? he/she is pretty hot ( for an anime character ) that i would want to take her home. and if i take her or him home and find out while i have my hand down his or her pants and i get snapped by his trouser mouse.. that would scar me for life.. so just the possibility of meeting haku and his or her trouser mouse is a nightmare&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/blink.gif http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/sad.gif </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
you are right, I didn&#39;t think about that. Haku is hella scary now that I think about it.

[Whisker Boy]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pat-the-1337 @ Feb 17 2004, 02:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> oro would look at me and be like &quot;u have beautiful lips&quot; and then i woudl do the things i said in last post, and then he would have his way with me while im passed out. i would wake up wiht a new seal on my bum and i dont think it woudl be a helpful seal

if it was gaara i woudlnt have a worrie.
i would say &quot;what u looking at u red headed faggot, do u miss ur momy. im glad i raped her and killed her&quot; &quot;btw im ur father&quot;
then he would throw sand at me and i woudl use my flame thrower to turn it into glass. boom gaara been owned.

if it was shino, i would be like sup dood, then flash bang him with 50 cans of bug off. shino @ owned

if it was itachi, i would be like &quot;dood whats up with ur eyes&quot; &quot;and why u look so gay&quot; then if he made a move i would mace his arse. itachi @ owned

so therfore only real person to fear is orochimaru becuase the rest woudl either be owned or they woudnt care that i was there </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
[SIZE=14]HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Kakafosha]

itachi

[DrunkPotHead]

If i met orochimaru, i wish i was a girl...

did u see his tongue?

[Kyubi Unleashed]

Hm... ninja I most fear... that would be http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/sad.gif Hokage the Fourth for his killer good looks. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/wink.gif

[Uchiha-Itachi]

yes as manga reader you would fear itachi.. &gt;.&gt;;;

The scariest freakshow is definately Orochimaru.. omfgwtfroflmao is he.. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/sleep.gif;

[nar'to]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Uzumaki Kakashi @ Feb 17 2004, 11:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> i would say gai. since he is a blatant homosexual. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
i vote orochimaru..... coz he is freaky looking and as of ep 71 a transexual&#33;&#33;&#33;

[SirCharlesIII]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Power PMV @ Feb 20 2004, 10:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Neji&#045;Cof &#064; Feb 20 2004, 08:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I would have to say Haku.. shes a women.. no wait.. is she a guy&#33;&#33;&#33;? he/she is pretty hot ( for an anime character ) that i would want to take her home. and if i take her or him home and find out while i have my hand down his or her pants and i get snapped by his trouser mouse.. that would scar me for life.. so just the possibility of meeting haku and his or her trouser mouse is a nightmare&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/blink.gif http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/sad.gif </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
you are right, I didn&#39;t think about that. Haku is hella scary now that I think about it. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
haku, yeah:

http://www.littlecooldude.com/~sircharles/(27)%20-%20haku.jpg

[SeGee]

I dont think itachi is fair to be mentioned yet =) he hasnt been introduced properly.. anyways. Id say 3rd hokage =)

[Haku no Fuyu]

In a &lt;i&gt;DARK&lt;/i&gt; alley huh,.....Shikamaru. Yeah, Shikamaru. Dark alley + Shadow copy no Jutsu = Something that I never want to think of ever again.

[Kiba'N'Akamaru]

Scariest Naruto character of all time, is Dosu. Even if he threw a punch at you and missed, he&#39;d get you with his stupid soundwave thing, oh so cheap. Also he&#39;s insane, so you don&#39;t really know what that @&#036;&#036; is gonna do. With people like Gaara and Orochimaru you know to avoid them, Dosu would prolly be walking with you in the alley then just snap and throw a punch and you&#39;d be bleeding from the ear and pukin your guts out. Also Hinata is kinda iffy, she is so quiet, shes gonna snap pretty soon too...

[Fox Fire]

You know hinata&#39;s ploting something. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif

[Kiba'N'Akamaru]

For reals shes plotting something, notice the blank look in her eyes all the time (disregarding the byakugan) and also how she always blushing, the wheels are turning in there. She looks so innocent, thats how you know, its like Kabutos whole spy camoflauge niceness cover. They must have both learned it from Orochimaru...

[Fox Fire]

Shes a terriost sent to kill the village and turn naruto to the dark side EVIL I TELL YOU EVAL&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Kiba'N'Akamaru]

Agreed, that must be why she has so many fans. Thats ok tho, now that her evil has been shown, her reign of terror should begin soon... http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_plasmawhore.gif

[lionheart1012000]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fox Fire @ Feb 22 2004, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> You know hinata&#39;s ploting something. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
i myself wouldnt mind meeting hinata in a dark alley mmmmm XD,
oh and i dont think anyone really needs to fear shikamaru since he&#39;s like really lazy and wouldnt waste his time doing his special technique on just anyone.

[ad4mz41]

I would fear Orochimaru, the Michael Jackson...

[Uchiha-Itachi]

Well same goes for Kabuto then kagari.. cuz we dont now how strong he is blabla and haven&#39;t seen his full powers...

[Shinji Ikari]

If Naruto turned into a badass, i&#39;d fear him most of all since Kyubi is the badest ass ever.

[Kagari]

No one can fear itachi, because this is the ANIME forum, and we don&#39;t know anything about him&#33; We know he killed the uchiha clan, ok....but we don&#39;t know how&#33; Or how strong he is.

I think I would fear Kabuto...it just seems like he knows SO much more than he&#39;s letting on... http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif

[loser_nin]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ad4mz41 @ Feb 22 2004, 11:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I would fear Orochimaru, the Michael Jackson... </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Lol, that&#39;s funny...Michael Jackson... http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_laughbounce2.gif

I guess I would fear the Demon Brothers...I mean, they pop up out of puddles, man&#33; Let&#39;s say you&#39;re just walking along, minding your own damn business and these two dudes come up out of a puddle and then just start stabbing you&#33; That&#39;s creepy&#33;

[Haku no Fuyu]

Hotsuma Strider. Lol...

[Krbadass]

Well first off the micheal jackson things old now... not funny, and second i would say................ gaara

[lasaire]

I would fear Gaara.

I&#39;m not a ninja, or an Uchiha, so hopefully Itachi and Orochimaru would probably leave poor little me alone. (Lasaire commences to grovel at their feet.)

Gaara, man, he&#39;d kill you just because he felt like it.

[lionheart1012000]

yeah thats pretty much right. i mean, most of the other nins wont really do anything to you unless they have a good enough reason. gaara on the other hand just sees you and then kills you.

[JusDaMan]

That snake girl from episode like 26-27 who started licking naruto&#39;s blood. even though it is orochumaru in costume.? If oro didnt take over snake girl&#39;s body she may have been mad freaky&#33; i mean her eyes and stuff they look just freaky...

U kno... behind an alley thing reminded me of some parody of matrix i heard from friend

Mr anderson(before he became neo): What is this? where is this?
Morphius: come with me behind the alley and i will show you.
mr anderson: ok
Morphius: I have a red pill and i have a blue pill. take the red one you get freed. take the blue one you stay here.
mr anderson: I will take the red one.
(3-5 sec later) mr anderson: WTH is happening to me... i feel weak
Morphius: NOW WHY WOULD U TRUST A BLACK MAN IN A ALLEY OFFERING YOU PILLS?
Mr anderson to agents: I JUST GOT VIOLATED IN THE ASS.
agents: bai bai

[lionheart1012000]

um...i think you mean anko, and she isnt oro, she used to be his apprentice or something like that. all oro did to her was leave his little curse thing...unless of course your talking of something/someone else.

[SaSuKeRuLeS]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Grey_wolf @ Feb 17 2004, 12:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Xollence &#064; Feb 17 2004, 11:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Orochimaru of course&#33; </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Actually that is the ninja i dont fear at all. I mean hes cool if you are cool to him http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/cool.gif just say like &quot;i love to join you&quot; and thats it he leaves you with some kind of super power mark on your neck. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/tongue.gif


On topic:

Hmm.. yeah shino would freak me out.... but gaara wouldnt be that nice either.. since yoou know his &quot;inner form&quot;.. and that he is a maniac. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Lol I love to join you?&#33;?&#33;? LOL LOL LOL
dont take this the wrong way but i think that he would take advantage of you...

[Fox Fire]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lionheart1012000 @ Feb 23 2004, 09:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> yeah thats pretty much right. i mean, most of the other nins wont really do anything to you unless they have a good enough reason. gaara on the other hand just sees you and then kills you. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Udon would pwn gaara&#33; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif

[lionheart1012000]

ack&#33; which one&#39;s Udon, i cant remember @_@. *shoots himself for being a lame person who doesnt knwo anything*

[MadMachine]

Ok i have to change mine now, Orchimaru with that baby face is just really way to freaky.

[Gabo-san]

Gaara is terrifying. He doesn&#39;t stop to hesitate - he just kills you in an instant if you get in his way.

[Nautek]

Ebisu is one terrifying fellow.

[hiddenpookie]

any ninja that can kill me

[weed]

The sick exam guy is scariest. Give ya Ebola or SARS or sumtin.

[SirCharlesIII]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lionheart1012000 @ Feb 24 2004, 01:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ack&#33; which one&#39;s Udon, i cant remember @_@. *shoots himself for being a lame person who doesnt knwo anything* </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I&#39;m sure power pmv will be happy to fill you in... http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/wink.gif

[Kumiriko]

is anyone surpize that this became. i am afrade of gay ninjs thead for a bit?

[Master_Shikamaru]

I would choose Naruto, simply because of his 1000 years of pain technique...Do you have ANY idea how much that would hurt? DEAR GOD&#33; I would rather have Garaa make my head expload then have Naruto explore the depths of my colon&#33; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif

[lionheart1012000]

actually 1000 years of pain belongs to kakashi and not naruto. all that naruto did was copy it on ebisu and like not hard enough to hurt really, if im not mistaken that is.

[RoMuLuu]

Hmm... that would propably be Gaara, he would propably kill you just to have some fun. As someone already said, Orochimaru wouldn&#39;t be intrested of you (if you don&#39;t happen to have sharingan or something like that http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/huh.gif).

[jedi_obi]

Well, ebisu.. He&#39;s a master at following people and he&#39;s a bloody closet-pervert. Perhaps not, Orochimaru chose Anko for dunno what reason, perhaps a *need*, ahahhaa, and the snake hands is taught by orochimaru i suppose.. Anko looks pretty normal to me.

[Power PMV]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SirCharlesIII @ Feb 25 2004, 12:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lionheart1012000 &#064; Feb 24 2004, 01:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ack&#33; which one&#39;s Udon, i cant remember @_@. *shoots himself for being a lame person who doesnt knwo anything* </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I&#39;m sure power pmv will be happy to fill you in... http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/wink.gif </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
There you go young grasshoper.
Fear the power of the almighty Udon. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif

http://www.littlecooldude.com/~powerpmv/udon.JPG

[lionheart1012000]

thank you for explaining who udon was, master...i will treasure this answer...always. XD udon&#39;s power is one that deserves the ut most respect...so now i will go and hide because im seriously afraid of him now http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif

[Master_Shikamaru]

I doubt it would be called 1000 years of pain if it wasn&#39;t very painful. Not to mention, Naruto has had the crap beaten outta him many times yet he still responded to that technique quite painfully. It&#39;s far to risky to assume it&#39;s not painful and expose one&#39;s back door to the smelly fingers of Naruto.