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hiroshi
Sun, 12-28-2003, 09:26 AM
Yep. here you can create a dysfunctional family. Pretty lame idea i know, but what the hell. Sorry but i really don't know how to spell a lot of names so my family names are going to be screwed up, and it's 1am so i'm tiiiiiired z_z'

<u>Father:</u> kakeshi (Sp?)
Yes, the man who thinks he knows it all. This man is a good father, when he stops putting them down that is. Whenever Naruto comes back from ninja school, what would you expect a father to say?

&quot;Had a good day at school dear?&quot;

But what does he say?

&quot;Failed to produce a replication again?&quot;

Also his habits of ignoring them when they want to talk to him so he can read his porn book tends to get them steamed up a little. I guess he believes putting the kids down makes them wanna be better and impress him more?

<u>Mother:</u> Sakura
Yes i know she is a little young, but she has all the fine talents of a mother. She can be nice on the surface, whilst being strong and cursing and all the other stuff on the inside. She has a habit of telling the kids to be more like Sasuke though, because she secretly loves him over poor Kakeshi (sp?).

She married Kakeshi, because of his coolness. Being fooled into thinking he would be the perfect role model for the kids. It&#39;s a shame he likes reading porn more than listening to her demands all the time. What a guy. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/happy.gif

<u>Son:</u> Naruto
The typical kind of student you would expect really. Never doing his written homework, or theory. But always looking forward to the practical, despite not doing very well at them himself. He spends most of his time trying to hide from his brother, who wants to kill him. He tries to explain this to his parents, but they just believe he is trying to seek attention. Well.... actually only Sakura does because Kakeshi (sp?) simply reads his porn and dosn&#39;t take any notice.

He spends all his pocket money at the local Raman shop, and eats them by the payload. Yet somehow he dosn&#39;t gain much weight... perhaps it&#39;s due to that hyperactiveness he has. He&#39;s like a kid that won&#39;t sit down that kid is. He likes to play pranks, and often get&#39;s bullied.... ahh yes. The typical schoolkid and student rolled into one. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

<u>Other Son:</u> Gaara
He tends to spend most of his time trying to kill his brother Naruto. However, on occasion he does tend to kill a Ninja Student from the Academy. Many suspect him, but no-one can really prove it, and it&#39;s become one of those typical every day things now, like piracy is to many of you ppl on the net.

He likes to drink a lot.... and i mean a LOT. He gets dehydrated from all that sand, so he often needs a lot of water, and would prove quite a hinderance in a drought. His parents try to tell him off when he sleeps with his pet sand, they think he&#39;s a little too old to be playing with it all the time. But i guess, just like you can&#39;t separate Naruto from his child like attitude, you can&#39;t separate Gaara from his Sandbox. His parents have been discussing about buying him something to carry that sand around, seeing as he loves the sandbox so much.

He also tends to act a bit like Sasuke. His mother see&#39;s Gaara as someone who &#39;follows&#39; Sasuke&#39;s attitude and charisma. She is proud of this fact, and likes to boast about Gaara quite a bit to some ppl, it&#39;s only a shame those ppl go missing after a couple of days after she has talked to them about him. But she tells so many now, she rarely realises anymore.

<u>Uncle:</u> Perverted Hermit [Frog Hermit]
Ahh yes. The old but wise hermit. He himself is also a troublemaker in the family, often creating problems when he is caught spying on women in the baths, or sitting outside with a telescope looking into ppls windows for naked women showering. He does however bring in a nice income, his sense of authorship is superb, despite it being related to porn in many ways. Kakeshi (sp?) is often found with him, making suggestions as to how the book could go, when he isn&#39;t reading the other finalised versions made by the perverted hermit. In this sense, Kakeshi is a kind of..... critic for the Perverted Hermit to go by before he publishes his works.

The Perverted Hermet tends to summon creatures of a kind when he&#39;s told to babysit. In that sense he shirks his responsibilities as a relative quite a bit, but then he always puts it towards quality research for his next book which helps the income anyway. Besides, the creatures he summons are free anyway, except for a small amount of blood.

<u>Family Overall</u>
Very chaotic and dysfunctional. It&#39;s a Surprise Naruto survives at all, and how Gaara tends to get away with his crimes one after another. The mother is good in the sense she dosn&#39;t shout at them on the surface, but at the same time useless because she dosn&#39;t know how to be a mother. Both the Uncle and the Father are total perverts, and it&#39;s a wonder how this characteristic dosn&#39;t rub off on the kids.

Such a family will only result in......... an anime series http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_laughbounce2.gif

joker-kun
Sun, 12-28-2003, 11:13 AM
I would pretty much do the same as you cept i would make anolder brother and it would Iruka.


Im too lazy to write it all out http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

Bloodhybrid
Sun, 12-28-2003, 11:22 AM
u missed his sister ino and cusoin mr. troubles http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_jumpon.gif btw what ya think to the sig?

hiroshi
Mon, 12-29-2003, 03:10 AM
Way cool sig&#33; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/happy.gif
Who is the girl on the right? What anime is she from? o_o

Beautiful Green Beast
Mon, 12-29-2003, 04:31 AM
Great sig but lets not change the subject. Narutos cousin is Shikamaru http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Jiraya
Mon, 12-29-2003, 05:43 AM
father :kakashi

mother :anko

grandfather :jiraiya

grandmother :tsunade

uncle :gai

son :naruto

son2 :gaara

son3 :neji

daughter :.....temari &#33;

daughter2 : ino

daughter 3 : hinata

cousin :sakura , shikamaru, ...shino, shoji, and Mr i love my dog (akamaru)



result /// BATTLE ROYALE &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Karasu
Mon, 12-29-2003, 05:44 AM
Dysfunctional Family huh.. how about Kazekage and his son Gaara http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/smile.gif thoose seem to have a nice relationship..

Jiraya
Mon, 12-29-2003, 05:47 AM
i think gaara/neji and naruto are a good team &#33; they all understant themself, and share a damn hard heavy fate http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Karasu
Mon, 12-29-2003, 05:54 AM
Yeah if ppl could get along with Gaara without pissing him off and then tries to kill everyone Gaara could be a nice addition to a team http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/smile.gif

Jiraya
Mon, 12-29-2003, 05:56 AM
well i think gaara will probably become a nice pal one day ...


he&#39;s just like naruto, it&#39;s just that he had a bad father, but that can be fixed ...

Karasu
Mon, 12-29-2003, 06:04 AM
hehe well sure he had a bad father but I think there is a little bit more to it that just his dad.. But he will for sure have one big impact on how he is tho.. Having a spirit/deamon posessed in you cant be that easy. I mean it has to have some kind of impact on him other than what Kyubi has on Naruto cause Kyubi&#39;s precance isnt &quot;negative&quot; for naruto as a beeing other than the adults in the village despise him cause they know what he has inside.

but enough about gaara http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/smile.gif I wont be able to stop posting theorys if I get going heh.

Death BOO Z
Mon, 12-29-2003, 06:06 AM
how about the &#39;five adopted angsting brothers&#39;?

Sasuke, Neji, Haku, Naruto and Gaara&#33;

each one has a tear jerking tragic tale that everyone laughes at, all of them seem to go unstable from time to time, and they&#39;ll stop at nothing...

they are also called the gangsters family

Edit: thanks, Karsu, i forgot to put Neji in, he also has a bitter life story i&#39;ll laugh at next time he tells it

Edit2: changed &#39;four&#39; to &#39;five&#39;

Karasu
Mon, 12-29-2003, 06:13 AM
hehe ANGST http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/smile.gif Imagine the Sybling fights to await with that line up of boys hehe.. They gonna go piss eachother off to left and right just by existing in the same room..

but there should be 5 of em the more the marryier?

Neji, Sasuke, Gaara, Naruto and Haku.. poor haku is gonna get abused http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/smile.gif

Jiraya
Mon, 12-29-2003, 06:14 AM
man &#33;&#33; poor haku &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

i tought they say &#39;no sex in naruto anime&#39; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/tongue.gif

Karasu
Mon, 12-29-2003, 06:27 AM
hehe poor Haku http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/smile.gif the bigger syblings will always force Haku to dress like a girl. And Neji will go arround explaining to Haku about his fate beeing dressed like a girl to go buy cigarettes and booze for the others and slave in the kitchen haha http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/smile.gif. And Gaara would sit in his corner somewhere hating things all day always trying to find that one time when noone is arround so he can shut Naruto&#39;s big loud braging mouth the hell up and get some peace and quiet http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/smile.gif And Sasuke.. well we all know what he&#39;s like in that leather spandex suite from hell, he wont be home alot cause he&#39;s at that what, blue oyster club doing his lill tricks.

DB_Hunter
Mon, 12-29-2003, 09:47 AM
Lol this is a dysfunctional thread if I ever saw one.

Bloodhybrid
Mon, 12-29-2003, 10:54 AM
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hiroshi @ Dec 29 2003, 02:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Way cool sig&#33; http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/happy.gif
Who is the girl on the right? What anime is she from? o_o </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
funnaly enough, i got that pic when i &#39;accidentaly&#39; linked to a hentai site

Shino_i luv
Tue, 12-30-2003, 03:40 AM
hmm... disfunctional you say... ok fine here ya go&#33;&#33;

Gamabunta-father&#33;

kyuubi-mother

Akamaru-son

kiba-son#2

Shino-son#3

naruto-half cousin

hinata-the girl next door&#33;

temari- hinata&#39;s older sister who is married to kyuubi&#33;*affair*

Gaara-cousin to gamabunta who dating naruto and akamaru*against his will*black mail i tells ya&#33;

And than shino and hinata run of and get married the end&#33;&#33;... im tired dont kill me...

Uchuu no Recca
Tue, 12-30-2003, 04:19 AM
ROFLMAO.

How about all the women in the leaf belongs for Hokage&#33;(older brother)


Oh yeah, the strongest ninja gets to pass his genes on....

and all other male ninja including Orochimaru(younger brother) either have to resort to some sick stuff or needs to start their own village.

Man I cannot continue...its too dysfunctional....

Shikai
Tue, 12-30-2003, 06:59 AM
Don&#39;t say bad stuff about Haku http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/sad.gif

Karasu
Tue, 12-30-2003, 09:43 AM
ohh How could I forget uncle Orochimaru in my family of wierdos http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/smile.gif