Good Naruto Quotes [Archive]

sangai

Mon, 12-15-2003, 02:28 AM

well favorite word said was when ebisu tells naruto he would treat him to ramen and after there done eating you see him get up and then the ramne shop owners mention what about the bill, he turns around only to see like twleve bowls and out of his mouth you hear.... episode 52

ebisu:<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>SHIIIIIIIIIIT</span>

and the two owners are doing the greedy little hand grubing

nark

Mon, 12-15-2003, 03:01 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Chi Chi @ Dec 15 2003, 06:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Kankuro: You're funny.
I like you.

Naruto: You're not funny.
I don't like you. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
ROFL, thats my favorite too.

rleland

Mon, 12-15-2003, 03:50 AM

http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=3872&st=0 ('http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=3872&st=0')

edit:
oops someone already posted a link to it
oh well ^^
my thread! someone stole my idea! http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/laugh.gif http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/tongue.gif

Power PMV

Mon, 12-15-2003, 03:57 AM

"Youthful days are explosive" http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/laugh.gif

Rock Lee

Mon, 12-15-2003, 04:32 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Power PMV @ Dec 15 2003, 02:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> "Youthful days are explosive" http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/laugh.gif </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Just about everything outta Gai sensei's mouth is pure gold as far as quotes go. My personal favorite quote is when Sakura sardonically says "Who did you fool" refering to Lees going on about not being last.

Serpico

Mon, 12-15-2003, 04:59 AM

hmm my favorite quote and funniest moment in Naruto is this one

Gai: You know your alot like me
Lee: you mean the eyebrows?

Anbu Girl

Mon, 12-15-2003, 06:17 AM

" Those who doesn't care for their friends are worst than trash"

Hatake Kakashi.. http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/happy.gif

Chi Chi

Mon, 12-15-2003, 06:17 AM

Kankuro: You're funny.
I like you.

Naruto: You're not funny.
I don't like you.

Noonan

Mon, 12-15-2003, 06:32 AM

Kabuto - "Well.. I'm no one suspicious..."

Neji - "It is too late for you - You are already within the field of my Hakke"

LegatoBluesummers

Mon, 12-15-2003, 07:20 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Noonan @ Dec 15 2003, 06:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Kabuto - "Well.. I'm no one suspicious..."
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That part was hilarious...ahah..you made me laugh just thinking about it http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_w00t1.gif

DB_Hunter

Mon, 12-15-2003, 08:17 AM

Lmao the Orochimaru one is hilarious when put in that context.

Also, that Naruto Kankuro exchange is funny too.

One some people havn't mentioned is the following:

Naruto has just used the Kyuubi chakra to summon Gama Bunta in the canyon.... your feeling elated on Naruto's behalf that he's finally used Kyuubi..... your smiling..... then all of a sudden Gama Bunta makes a noise as if something has just been shoved up his butt and says in the Bakasan translation:

"Where the fuck am I?????"

LMAO that was classic.

jing

Mon, 12-15-2003, 08:48 AM

lol i also liked that moment funny as hell.

AznPerson

Mon, 12-15-2003, 10:16 AM

well i was thinking about some new ones from the manga like

neji- "I cannot lose especially for the sake of those who believed in me being my weak and powerles self"

Jman

Mon, 12-15-2003, 10:57 AM

Kakashi said "A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced" -- Kakashi

<--see my sig

Naruto when he yelled: GOOD MORNING SAKURA CHAN!

Naruto "Ano sa, ano sa!"

Naruto how he adds datte bayou at the end of all his sentences

Shikamaru - "How troublesome"

BAKA!- as said by many characters

Naruto when he says "Kuso"

FlatulationNoJutsu

Mon, 12-15-2003, 12:34 PM

this isnt my favorite quote because of what message it puts across, its just my favorite because its so out of place.

Orochimaru: "Come to my place and i'll give you some power..."

eugh...... just thinking about that... him with his unnecessary lickings, pedophilic stalkings, and young boy obsessions....... *shudders* thats on the same level as "hey little kid, come into my van, i have money and candy http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/wink.gif " anyways thats my favorite quote because it just doesnt really fit anywhere else in naruto..... or any anime for that matter........ or any sentence said by a middle aged man to a young boy......

Rock Lee

Mon, 12-15-2003, 01:37 PM

Lee "Throw a rock at a pole and it will miss, throw a rock to miss the pole and it will hit, that was the law i used!"

Gai "Let me give you some nice advice, that gourd he has there looks suspcious"
Lee "I see (writes it down"
Gai "Lee you idiot don't write it down you woln't have time to look at it in battle"
Lee "I see (writes it down)"

Kakashi with his hand on his face in disgust "You mean they haven't noticed yet"
Sakura "Will Lee really be okay?"

Elite Hentai

Mon, 12-15-2003, 01:55 PM

Before gotwoot went down there already was a thread like this http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/dry.gif
Revival no Jutsu! ('http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=3872&st=0') http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/ph34r.gif

Kabuto

Tue, 12-16-2003, 08:26 AM

"Live a life of no regrets" from that dude in hidden mist village i think? the construction worker guy

jakkz

Wed, 12-17-2003, 02:28 AM

when kakashi was fighting kabuto in hospital ... kakashi goes "don't fuck with adults." that part got me excited http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_gap.gif

booJay

Wed, 12-17-2003, 03:47 AM

"The power to believe in yourself. That will become the power to change fate. He knows that, and he knows it instinctively."

Death BOO Z

Wed, 12-17-2003, 05:46 AM

when the sand demon hits Gamabunta he says

"Yeah!
i did it
I killed him
I killed him!"

times such as those really make you wonder about his IQ, don't they?

i also liked how Gaara goes
"is your reason to live so puny, Uchiha?"

AznPerson

Thu, 12-18-2003, 11:53 AM

...excited?...

Legendary Nin

Thu, 12-18-2003, 12:01 PM

"I'm not a pervert,I'm a SUPER PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jiraiya

Jman

Thu, 12-18-2003, 12:16 PM

Don't touch Iruka-Sensei!" -Uzumaki Naruto
"Are you hurt, scaredy cat?" -Uchiha Sasuke
"Becase that's my way of the ninja!" -Uzumaki Naruto
"Oh, and by the way, I'm not a girl, I'm a boy." -Haku
"WHAT, but he's prettier then Sakura" -Uzumaki Naruto
"He must of had to go settle his feeling's." -Haruno Sakura
"You must protect everything you love with these two hand's." -kaiza
"I will become a Hokage and everyone will acknowledge my existence!" -Uzumaki Naruto
"OH, it finally stopped...AHHHH!" -Uzumaki Naruto
"This milk has expired, anyone who drinks this is going to be sick." -Hitake Kakashi
"Don't worry Zabuza...I will be your tool." -Haku
"I will not loose to you as a female ninja!" -Haruno Sakura

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"Feel the power of my Wolf Fang Fist" http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/happy.gif

DB_Hunter

Fri, 12-19-2003, 04:42 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Don't worry Zabuza...I will be your tool." -Haku</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Tsk tsk tsk...... Zabuza was a child molestor as well http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/blink.gif

samsonlonghair

Fri, 12-19-2003, 07:00 AM

In the first episode when Iruka won't let Naruto wear his forehead protector in the Ramen shop was pretty funny.

(TW translation)

Naruto: By the way Sensei I have a request.
Iruka: What? You want Seconds?
N: No. Can I borrow your Konoha head protector?
I: Oh this? No, no, this is for after you graduate. This is a symbol that You've come of age. You can get one tomorrow.
N: Stingy
I: (Laughs) So that's why you removed your goggles.
N: Seconds!
I: Whaaa!

L8r

Fri, 12-19-2003, 07:14 AM

when Tsuande hits ( or making it into rubble http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif ) the wall when she mets Oro....

Kabuto - she singel.... definetly singel..... http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_laughbounce2.gif http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/mf_laughbounce2.gif

that was the funnies stuff i read so far http://www.gotwoot.net/forum/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Mgslee

Fri, 12-19-2003, 07:49 AM

Read my sig, I posted this in the older thread

miragevault

Sat, 12-20-2003, 06:41 AM

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>N: Stingy
I: (Laughs) So that's why you removed your goggles.
N: Seconds!
I: Whaaa!</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Haha yeah! that is one of my favorites too!

hahman14

Sat, 12-20-2003, 11:47 AM

"The power to believe in yourself. That will become the power to change fate. He knows that, and he knows it instinctively."

It's so true, its so truuuuee *sobs* *sobs*