Sex

[Sapphire]

Some people think it is overrated. Some people think it is the only reason to live. Some people think that it is unfairly marginalized. Some think that there is no place for it in modern society.

What are your thoughts?

[Lucifus]

I think most people suck at it and Americans are too uptight. I've only had mind blowing sex with two partners, sadly both of which are no longer in the State. =[

EDIT: Holy fucking shit, do I see Board of Command viewing this thread?! The BoC?

[shinta|hikari]

Sex is just a means to an end. The end being loli-sex.

[Buffalobiian]

Sex is just a means to an end. The end being loli-sex.

Is loli-sex a subcategory of 2D sex? If so, I agree.

[Sapphire]

I think most people suck at it and Americans are too uptight. I've only had mind blowing sex with two partners, sadly both of which are no longer in the State. =[

What is required for you to have mind blowing sex?

[David75]

It might be a little overrated yes.
But it's a very nice activity if your have the right partner(s) to play with.

[Lucifus]

Anything in which a lady get you feeling tingly in every part of your body and vice a versa. O, and as long as it doesn't involve her strapping on a strap-on and going wild. X_X

And David hit the mark with those two sentences.

[Sapphire]

Anything in which a lady get you feeling tingly in every part of your body and vice a versa.

Yeah, but how? I've never understood what makes "bad sex" for a guy.

[Yukimura]

What is required for you to have mind blowing sex?
I can only speak for myself but I'd say a partner with an open and inquisitive mind and a genuine desire to have fun with you is what you need for mind blowing sex.

As for bad sex for guys I think that's quite easy for me to enumerate.
A girl who just lays there and doesn't participate beyond bringing her vagina into the picture, that is bad sex.
A girl who does participate but barely makes an effort, bad sex.
A girl whose attitude exudes a sense that sex is a chore or task to endure, or a something is bad sex.
A girl who turns her nose up at all but the most basic sexual mechanics is bad sex.
A girl who won't experiment and try to learn what her partner responds well to, bad sex.

Actually I think all of those things should apply equally for either gender.

[Lucifus]

Hmm, scenario from memories of my biggest turn-offs.

Pay Attention. Really, I can't stress this enough - If you want to have mind blowing sex, forget everything else and focus only on your partner. I'm not joking, I can't tell you how much of a turn off this is. Right from the get go, if your in the mood, act like it. Excite your partner. If you start off half-assed, the feeling I get from observing that stays with me until we get done. And that half ass feeling is crucial, as I like it when a woman gets you excited from the very start. If you both give your full attention, from my experience we lose our inhibitions and go wild, having fun the whole way and since we're actually paying attention to our partners reactions, we told to learn and execute what they like.


What are your guys thoughts on foreplay? Necessary? Unnecessary, or just something nice every once in awhile?


Edit: This : "a partner with an open and inquisitive mind and a genuine desire to have fun" - quoted for truth

Edit: I don't browse these forums nearly as much as I used to, but are we saying all this to a 13 year old girl? o.0

Shinta would approve.

[Penner]

Ahh the selling power of sex... 7 users browsing this thread lol

edit: went up to 9 users for a moment

[Yukimura]

I'd consider foreplay a must unless there are extenuating circumstances and a quickie is specifically sought. One of the things that can really throw me off my game is a girl who defaults to jumping right from something like heavy petting to full on sex. I have come to appreciate delaying the main event and continuing to stoke the fires with foreplay even after I know a chick is sopping and hungry for it and it seems to produce pretty good results.

That said the old and faithful quickie will always have a place in my play book.

[Lucifus]

Absolutely concur. Though for the life of me, one of my prior partners just didn't see eye to eye, and obviously, this led to fairly poor sex.

Not always necessary, however can only improve the experience. Dramatically in most cases.

[Assertn]

Too many people rely on sex or relationships to validate their existence, or to compare their self-worth to others. It's kinda sad, tbh.

[Uchiha Barles]

Sex is um...just...awesome *blush* Ideally speaking, there'd be some foreplay, followed by sex guided by sensitivity to each other's needs and desires. That's ideally speaking though. That kind of thing requires the right person and the right state of mind. Sex can be just as awesome when it's rough, sweaty and fast, the type of sex you have when you're really looking to get a nut off and out of the way. Granted...this also requires the right mindset from both partners. I've been lucky enough to have really horny women for partners so I'm having a lot of fun.

Now, this might make me a prude, but...I'm just not doing tongue in ass stuff, not mine, not hers. However long she's been alive, that's how long doodoo's been coming out of that hole. As far as mine is concerned, just no.

[Lucifus]

Haha, tongue in the ass stuff is a boundary I haven't crossed or plan to. Maybe, just maybe, if I met a woman capable of actually making me WANT to do something like that, then by god she deserves my tongue up her heiny. But uh....yea, no.

[darkshadow]

Too many people rely on sex or relationships to validate their existence, or to compare their self-worth to others. It's kinda sad, tbh.

This....

[David75]

Too many people rely on sex or relationships to validate their existence, or to compare their self-worth to others. It's kinda sad, tbh.

I see.
Then why bother coming to this thread, reading it and commenting it in a way that contradicts your behavior?



Now, this might make me a prude, but...I'm just not doing tongue in ass stuff, not mine, not hers. However long she's been alive, that's how long doodoo's been coming out of that hole. As far as mine is concerned, just no.


Haha, tongue in the ass stuff is a boundary I haven't crossed or plan to. Maybe, just maybe, if I met a woman capable of actually making me WANT to do something like that, then by god she deserves my tongue up her heiny. But uh....yea, no.

Anilingus is something you want to do to please your partner, or receive because you like it. If none of the partners are found of it, you just have to forget about it.

I too have no interrest in what can be done with my ass.
That doesn't mean I have no interrest in my partner's :D this sometimes leads to great surprises.

[rockmanj]

Yeah, but how? I've never understood what makes "bad sex" for a guy.

I basically concur with what Yuki says. If they are not into it, then it is horrible. There was one time afterward where I almost wanted to kill myself (also when I swore off getting it on with teens [18-19, before you all say anything.]). Also, really loud women annoy me. There was an instance where this woman was so loud, I was looking over my shoulder expecting the cops to come bursting through the door.

[Assertn]

I see.
Then why bother coming to this thread, reading it and commenting it in a way that contradicts your behavior?
Huh?

How does my comment contradict my behavior? Also, how does it not contribute to a thread about the value of sex?

[Lucifus]

I think there was probably a breakdown in communication there. David75 most likely mistakenly interpreted your response as the following:

All the members posting in this thread are sad failures who try to validate themselves and self-worth through sex.

Which is not what he was saying.

I agree with Assertn, and I'm sure most of the folk here who posted would as well.

What I got from his post is this:

There are too many people in society who rely on sex as a means of self validation and as a method to measure themselves to others.

[Assertn]

Pretty much. My point was there's a lot of people out there who think if you're not getting laid by as many people as possible, you're wasting your life.

[Dark_Sage]

As a virgin I think sex is like putting your penis in a bottle of mayonnaise. It feels good at first, but then it starts to sting when the mayonnaise gets in your urethra. The stinging doesn't stop even after you pull your dick out of the mayonnaise jar and run it under water, so you go to sleep, hoping to sleep it off. But you wake up in the morning only to realize you have a penile infection and you have to go to the doctor.

So you go to the doctor and she's all like "So you stuck your dick in mayonnaise?" and you're like "don't judge me" so she tries to fix your situation, but apparently the mayonnaise has multiplied in your penis and the only way to get it out is through amputation, but you want your penis still, so you decide to take some pills to get it fixed.

When you get back home you find out the mayonnaise jar is now pregnant with your kid, so you fucking flip out and try to leave the state because you ain't having none of that shit. Get an abortion, you damned mayonnaise jar.

But the mayonnaise jar calls the cops and the cops arrest you and force you to work for the rest of your life to support the damned mayonnaise babies you have which you realize after five years aren't actually yours because holy shit, you can't impregnate mayonnaise because you're a human, but by then it's too late and you still have to pay child support to raise them.

So you find a mustard bottle and the same shit happens again when you stick your dick in that and now you've got five illegitimate babies to pay for so you have to live in a shack for the rest of your life, cursing your luck.


And that's what I think sex is.

[UChessmaster]

That`s one fucked up comparison. Stop putting your dick on condiments.

[XanBcoo]

Yeah, but how? I've never understood what makes "bad sex" for a guy.

Everything Yuki said, plus my own horrible experience with a fat lady.

Long story short, she was way too into it. Like, comically over the top.

[Sapphire]

LOL How did you end up hooking up with a comical fat lady?

[XanBcoo]

I met her through a band I was in over a year ago. She went to high school with the frontman, making her 10 years my senior. We flirted a lot and I entertained the idea of asking her out. To be fair, she was not fat when we met.

By the time we were dating/having sex, the combination of her ballooning up, being on her period, saying incredibly awkward things, and shrieking like an ex porn star mentally scarred me enough never to talk to her again.

[Sapphire]

That. Is. Amazing.

[Spiegel]

I think Sapphire just started this thread so she would get some good, mentally stimulating sex stories to fap to.

[Sapphire]

Yeah, and instead I'm getting sex with Mayo and fat ladies. What's up with that?

Someone bring out the good stuff so we can get this party started!

[Dark_Sage]

I think Sapphire just started this thread so she would get some good, mentally stimulating sex stories to fap to.

*schlick

[Buffalobiian]

As a virgin I think sex is like putting your penis in a bottle of mayonnaise. It feels good at first, but then it starts to sting when the mayonnaise gets in your urethra. The stinging doesn't stop even after you pull your dick out of the mayonnaise jar and run it under water, so you go to sleep, hoping to sleep it off. But you wake up in the morning only to realize you have a penile infection and you have to go to the doctor.

So you go to the doctor and she's all like "So you stuck your dick in mayonnaise?" and you're like "don't judge me" so she tries to fix your situation, but apparently the mayonnaise has multiplied in your penis and the only way to get it out is through amputation, but you want your penis still, so you decide to take some pills to get it fixed.

When you get back home you find out the mayonnaise jar is now pregnant with your kid, so you fucking flip out and try to leave the state because you ain't having none of that shit. Get an abortion, you damned mayonnaise jar.

But the mayonnaise jar calls the cops and the cops arrest you and force you to work for the rest of your life to support the damned mayonnaise babies you have which you realize after five years aren't actually yours because holy shit, you can't impregnate mayonnaise because you're a human, but by then it's too late and you still have to pay child support to raise them.

So you find a mustard bottle and the same shit happens again when you stick your dick in that and now you've got five illegitimate babies to pay for so you have to live in a shack for the rest of your life, cursing your luck.


And that's what I think sex is.

Stop using mayo and use pH-balanced hair conditioner/body wash.

[Animeniax]

Stop using mayo and use pH-balanced hair conditioner/body wash.

Sounds like he needs to use a condom... and get checked for STDs.

[enkoujin]

Use a fleshlight - it saves you from putting your penis in a mayonnaise jar. Just make sure you mustard all your strength to clean it up after, though.

[Pandadice]

Holy crap, i thought this was a nerd forum, how has everyone here had sex? This sucks, now i feel like a failure among those i always assumed were in the same boat as me...

I was talking to a friend once, and she was explaining to me how she has to really get to know a guy before she "gives him her all," and that phrase really struck me. Is sex her "all"? Is that the pinnacle of her existence? is banging her boyfriend the greatest thing she will ever accomplish? Why do people put so much emphasis on sex?

maybe one of these days i'll get some.. Hopefully when i graduate to highschool. I hear EVERYONE is getting some in highschool ^^.

[XanBcoo]

Holy crap, i thought this was a nerd forum, how has everyone here had sex? This sucks, now i feel like a failure among those i always assumed were in the same boat as me...

I was talking to a friend once, and she was explaining to me how she has to really get to know a guy before she "gives him her all," and that phrase really struck me. Is sex her "all"? Is that the pinnacle of her existence? is banging her boyfriend the greatest thing she will ever accomplish? Why do people put so much emphasis on sex?

maybe one of these days i'll get some.. Hopefully when i graduate to highschool. I hear EVERYONE is getting some in highschool ^^.
Where are you from? What kind of upbringing does she have?

Also I'm not sure if you're joking, but only one third to one half of the students you go to high school with will have had sex: http://www.childtrendsdatabank.org/?q=node/315

[Pandadice]

Where are you from? What kind of upbringing does she have?
east-central US. As for upbringing, some form of Christian afaik. But she drinks/smokes/parties etc so there's that too. Plus I mean, she does have sex with her boyfriend and stuff, so it's not like she's saving herself for marriage or anything.

[rockmanj]

Everything Yuki said, plus my own horrible experience with a fat lady.

Long story short, she was way too into it. Like, comically over the top.

Good Lord. That reminds me of my 4Loko experience.

[XanBcoo]

east-central US. As for upbringing, some form of Christian afaik. But she drinks/smokes/parties etc so there's that too. Plus I mean, she does have sex with her boyfriend and stuff, so it's not like she's saving herself for marriage or anything.
I'm sure the Christian mindset mixed with the typical popular media representation of sex and romance influences that line of thinking. It's kind of sad, really. That's an impressive observation you made of the language she was using. It's very telling, and I've heard it lots before but never thought about it that way.


Good Lord. That reminds me of my 4Loko experience.
Willing to let this thread become a place to post sex horror stories if it just descends into immature off-topic posts.

[Sapphire]

Willing to let this thread become a place to post sex horror stories if it just descends into immature off-topic posts.

aka Tell us about the 4Loko story! lol!!

[Dark_Sage]

maybe one of these days i'll get some.. Hopefully when i graduate to highschool. I hear EVERYONE is getting some in highschool ^^.

BRB, finding a high school.

[rockmanj]

aka Tell us about the 4Loko story! lol!!

Well, it is not as painful to think about anymore, but I learned about this game called "Power Hour" and payed it using 4Loko, which I was curious about. I remember my last coherent thought that night being "man, that bassist is hot" (There was a band on the stage of the place we were with a hot female bassist). Apparently, I was so drunk and disoriented that I asked someone to help me get home, and a rather large woman apparently led me to her lair where things happened. I am not sure what exactly, but I was nevertheless very upset the next day.

My Roommate (who passed out at like 10pm...such a lightweight) got the scoop from his friends about what happened and shamed me for days on end. I think if i had a wingman or even a halfway decent person there with me, it would not have happened. I guess that happens to the best of us, but I have vetoed 4Loko from then on.

Footnote: I am not into large women at all...I prefer slim or athletic types. The "opportunist", as I shall call her was of that sort of build at all. :eek:

and yes, I do have some more horror stories, but also some amusing ones.

[Assertn]

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/03/magazine/infidelity-will-keep-us-together.html?pagewanted=1&_r=3&ref=magazine

[darkshadow]

7 goddamn pages....*bookmarks for later*

[Assertn]

Lol yeah. That's the NYT for you.

[XanBcoo]

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/03/magazine/infidelity-will-keep-us-together.html?pagewanted=1&_r=3&ref=magazine

I need to read this...

My girlfriend has told me that as long as I told her beforehand, and that as long as it was for the benefit of our relationship, she wouldn't mind me sleeping with other people.

It's a completely foreign and almost depressing worldview to get my head around.

[Buffalobiian]

I need to read this...

My girlfriend has told me that as long as I told her beforehand, and that as long as it was for the benefit of our relationship, she wouldn't mind me sleeping with other people.

It's a completely foreign and almost depressing worldview to get my head around.

whoa whoa....

Aside from trying to understand this myself.. does she expect the same from you?

[Sapphire]

I need to read this...

My girlfriend has told me that as long as I told her beforehand, and that as long as it was for the benefit of our relationship, she wouldn't mind me sleeping with other people.

It's a completely foreign and almost depressing worldview to get my head around.

I don't really care for that, either.

[XanBcoo]

whoa whoa....

Aside from trying to understand this myself.. does she expect the same from you?

I told her I was uncomfortable with either of us sleeping with anyone else.

After reading through the article, I understand the issue a little better. I think I'm just so heavily conditioned to a 100% monogamous relationship that it's a little offputting.

[Uchiha Barles]

I started reading that article, and stopped soon after the line where the wife said that cheating is at least a normal human thing, while taking a picture of your crotch and tweeting it is just weird. Weiner's wife is most likely somewhat pissed at Weiner for what he did, but TRULY pissed at the constant humiliation that non-stop coverage of Weiner's nether-regions brings. In fact, that probably pisses her off enough to contemplate divorce while I don't think the photos would have, by themselves. If Weiner actually cheated, she'd be TRULY pissed at what he did, enough to contemplate divorce, without additional aggravation.

The rest of the article is based on that b.s. premise surmised from his wife's b.s. opinion (I don't actually believe she feels the way she said she does), so can't buy any logic built on it.

[XanBcoo]

The Weiner story is just a point the article uses to exemplify a way of thinking that Savage has advocated for a long time.

[Assertn]

There are plenty of couples that maintain healthy relationships are also frequently involved in threesomes or different partners.


My girlfriend has told me that as long as I told her beforehand, and that as long as it was for the benefit of our relationship, she wouldn't mind me sleeping with other people.

I think if you were ever inclined to sleep with another person in the first place, openness would be beneficial to your relationship, considering the alternative would be to do it anyway and just build up deceit and resentment within the couple.

In other words, she might be hoping you'll let her sleep with other people openly as well. It could become a hurdle for you guys in the future if you deny her that