Man Bodies, For Ladies

[XanBcoo]

In the interest of equal opportunity let's have a counterpart thread to Archangel's mysogynistically titled Them Bitches (http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread.php/19934-Them-bitches) thread.


http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5636/malephysiques1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/37/malephysiques1.jpg/)

There's probably a more comprehensive chart out there more similar to the female one, but this is the best I could come up with after 2 minutes of searching "male bodies"

So ladies, homosexuals, and bi-curious users, pick your poison.

[Animeniax]

Hahhahahahahhahahha I'm cracking up at this shit at work. Thanks for posting it. I love "bearmode".

Chubbyfat should be renamed to average/normal. And where's the short Asian body type?

[rockmanj]

That seems pretty limited. I don't feel that I fit into any of those categories (I often describe myself as "svelte").

[XanBcoo]

Yeah, I'd rather have a chart with more variation to put up there. This one seems to be exclusively based on fitness.

I'll let everyone else take care of that.

[Assertn]

so unless you have a six pack or you're a skeleton, you're basically fat, huh.

[XanBcoo]

I genuinely don't see what's hard to accept about that.

Not fat as in "rolls of blubber" but fat enough to have no muscle definition.

[enkoujin]

I guess you could say that swimmer's ottermode is the bear mode.

Just kidding, but I think most women are into the swimmer build or somewhere between and equal to the ripped/athletic bodies.

Also, women living in nation-states with universal health care will prefer more effeminate men (skinny) than those without who will prefer rugged and stronger men.

[UChessmaster]

Number 2, that`s it.

Also... the last one is NOT a bear.

Bear = extremely hairy guy.

[Archangel]

Been hanging around /fit Xan?

Anyway I'm currently gunning for ripped mode, i see myself reaching it before the end of the summer including a last month cut for ab deliciousness

[dragonrage]

/me looks around and notes the fact that not a single female has posted in this thread.

[Animeniax]

/me looks around and notes the fact that not a single female has posted in this thread.

The thread title says, "Man Bodies, For Ladies." That's what Scottish folk call boys. And they call a skirt, a "kilt".
I think Xan is part Scotsman.

[XanBcoo]

Been hanging around /fit Xan?


but this is the best I could come up with after 2 minutes of searching "male bodies"

Also I get my fitness advice from: http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=179

[Munsu]

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