Naruto Chapter 511

[Marik]

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No chapter next week.

[Jman]

Thanks for the notifier.
http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/4420/1628876812frogsuitmario.jpg
Hop-in planks FTW!

non-serious comment
I find it odd that Jiraiya has no issue in dressing up in the ridiculous frog suit and has no problem making the young trainees wear it either, yet he takes objected to Naruto wearing the green suit back when Gai sensei suggested he use it for training.
/non-serious comment

[Board of Command]

So much for revealing his face...

[Jman]

So much for revealing his face...

I hoped they'd show it too, but the new mask is cool. Slightly reminds me of Gray Fox/Cyber Ninja from MGS.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/animem/gray-foxcopy.jpg
quick cut&paste for fun

[Prof. Chaos]

That was a nice ending.

[DB_Hunter]

Anyone else think 'dick head' when they saw his new face/mask?

[Sam98034]

Not much really happend in this one except a little backstory.

[Patriot]

Seems like his power just shot through the roof, and since he's collected many bodies in the past we will see what kind of "6 Pain" bodies he will have to throw at Naruto. I think we will also see that the shark isn't what it is. I think there may be more going on then meets the eye there.

[Dark Dragon]

Does anyone still give a shit about the Uchiha clan?

Lately with the exception of Naruto's parents death flashback, everything that is related to the Uchiha clan is annoying, tedious and outright stupid.

I actually really don't mind Naruto nowadays. The only exception is when he's whining about Sasuke, that just makes me want to choke him.

[Archangel]

Sounds like Kishi is already preparing himself for the future by releasing this one shot, might mean that the end is closer than any of us think

Also i think this is the first time we even got to see an implied kiss, Naruto and romance don't really go along

[Death BOO Z]

I like Tobi's new mask. he looks cool again. although he has a weird frying pan on a stick weapon. what's the deal with that?


still, nice chapter, all ninja again. we never see those parts, they should have more of this stuff.

[RyougaZell]

Was Kishimoto on crack when he wrote this chapter? The frog suits are ridiculous.

Though I guess it was a nice closere for Konan... though since we barely saw her I don't think many give a damn.



Also i think this is the first time we even got to see an implied kiss, Naruto and romance don't really go along

True. I was like 'did Kishimoto finally implied something?'



Sounds like Kishi is already preparing himself for the future by releasing this one shot, might mean that the end is closer than any of us think


A baseball manga after Naruto? It would need to be very well done... plus since its on Shounen Jump it will need to be uber-exagerated, like Captain Tsubasa. But I don't think that will work...

ANN said six 'legendary' authors would be doing One-Shots. But their definition of legendary sucks (don't know if it was ANN or Shounen Jump who called them legendary... but it still sucks).

* Issue 45 (10/9): Masashi Kishimoto (Naruto)
* Issue 46 (10/18): Hideaki Sorachi (Gintama)
* Issue 47 (10/25): Takeshi Konomi (The Prince of Tennis)
* Issue 48 (11/1): Kyosuke Usuta (Pyu to Fuku! Jaguar)
* Issue 49 (11/8): Osamu Akimoto (Kochira Katsushika-ku Kamearikouen-mae Hashutsujo)
* Issue 50 (11/15): Akira Toriyama (Dragon Ball)

The only one in the list that deserves the title is Akira Toriyama.


ANN (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2010-09-15/shonen-jump-to-run-1-shots-by-6-legendary-creators)

[rockmanj]

I like Tobi's new mask. he looks cool again. although he has a weird frying pan on a stick weapon. what's the deal with that?


still, nice chapter, all ninja again. we never see those parts, they should have more of this stuff.

It looks a lot like the weapon the sage of the 6 paths had. Also looks like the Uchiha fan a bit.

[LunaticCat]

although he has a weird frying pan on a stick weapon. what's the deal with that?

it may be a giant butterfly net. I guess he needs something like that in order to capture the Kyuubi. :rolleyes:

[MFauli]

so, super dumb flashback + new "cool" mask, that´s only purpose is to give videogame-makers and merchandise sellers no money-sources :/

[Death BOO Z]

well, frog-suit Jiraya is going X-box and PS3 DLC faster than ... something fast?

it's going to be fun to play as.

[Tenbatsu]

weird frying pan on a stick weapon. what's the deal with that?

Isn't it the same frying pan he had when he fought the first?

http://dacomicx.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/10-11.jpg

[Sidnne]

It's the paddle that he uses to spank the 9-tails. He is into that shit.

[Assertn]

I find it hard to care too much about a character that can basically do whatever the mangaka wants him to do. Madara is just a sandbox antagonist designed to roleplay all of Kishimoto's wet dreams.

[FireEmblem]

That flashback wasn't actually as bad as I thought it would be after reading the initial translations of it.

Seeing Jiraiya and his obsession with all things frogs made me smile a little. Reminded me of the first time Jiraiya was introduced in Naruto when I was still in high school. Aaah memories.

[joker-kun]

I thought Madara got his arm blown off? How did he just randomly get it back?

[Archangel]

As if loss of limbs was ever permanent or ever stopped anyone from doing anything on this series

[illmatic]

Sup guys...first post! Long time lurker.

I must say that the chapter was ok..nothing spectacular, but still pretty good.

As for his arm, i thought is was well known how Zetsu regenerates his limbs whenever he needs to..

I must say though..and i know im new and ill get flak for saying this, but some of the same people just whine and complain about every little thing over and over. You're reading a fictional comic that you get to read for free. Doesn't it get tired? it's not worth stressing over :D

Anyway, sucks there is no chapter next week, but looking forward to the next one.

[Sam98034]

Sounds like Kishi is already preparing himself for the future by releasing this one shot, might mean that the end is closer than any of us think

Also i think this is the first time we even got to see an implied kiss, Naruto and romance don't really go along

I think the Anime featured a pretty steamy one between Naruto and Sasuke in one of the first episodes. I don't know if it's in the manga, but I can tell you that I'm too lazy to check.

And Archangel, you're right about the limbs. Deidara and Zabuza both lost the use of a limb or two and still managed to kick a lot of ass.

[joker-kun]

As if loss of limbs was ever permanent or ever stopped anyone from doing anything on this series

I know, but the Raikage hasn't gotten his arm back yet has he?

[Tofu #2]

yea, but raikage doesn't have a sharingan though.

[Assertn]

I thought we already went over this. Madara regenerates arms, hands, and eyes whenever he feels like it.

[iMUSTbeTHEdevil]

I thought we already went over this. Madara regenerates arms, hands, and eyes whenever he feels like it.

I just want to know if he has the Rinnegan instead of the Sharingan now.

Madara is basically the "Mr Potatohead" of the series.

[Sam98034]

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/3617/potadra.jpg
I tried.

[Archangel]

I think the Anime featured a pretty steamy one between Naruto and Sasuke in one of the first episodes. I don't know if it's in the manga, but I can tell you that I'm too lazy to check.

I had blocked it out but thanks for reminding me >_>

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

I just want to know if he has the Rinnegan instead of the Sharingan now.

Madara is basically the "Mr Potatohead" of the series.

I would imagine he's got both. I think Naruto is the last piece of the triforce he needs to collect. Thats why instead of saying lets get the last two jinchuruuki's he said time to find nine-tails.

[UChessmaster]

I know, but the Raikage hasn't gotten his arm back yet has he?

I think someone healed him and got him his arm back?

[DB_Hunter]

I think someone healed him and got him his arm back?

Kishi..?

[Assertn]

Well Tsunade is supposed to be the world's best medic, and I don't think she ever demonstrated being able to replace limbs.

We should place bets on which body part of Madara's gets lobbed off next.
Do I have anyone for foot?

[darkshadow]

Well Tsunade is supposed to be the world's best medic, and I don't think she ever demonstrated being able to replace limbs.

We should place bets on which body part of Madara's gets lobbed off next.
Do I have anyone for foot?

Didn't she reconnect/replace all of Lee's severed nerve ends though? If you can do that, it shouldn't be much harder to replace limbs.

[FireEmblem]

Didn't they also reconstruct actual flesh out of hair for Neji? Who knows what is possible, though I doubt Madara is using something like medical ninjutsu, which would actually be ok. Probably another one of his tricks.

[rockmanj]

Didn't they also reconstruct actual flesh out of hair for Neji? Who knows what is possible, though I doubt Madara is using something like medical ninjutsu, which would actually be ok. Probably another one of his tricks.

When did that happen??


I think the Anime featured a pretty steamy one between Naruto and Sasuke in one of the first episodes. I don't know if it's in the manga, but I can tell you that I'm too lazy to check.

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It was pretty steamy. I think Sasuke even blushed.

[Death BOO Z]

When did that happen??


after Neji got screwed by Kidoumaru (spider guy) in the sasuke bucket arc.

[unandpw]

Kakuzu could reattach limbs and since Kabuto has him under his control, he's probably using him to heal Madara.

[Tofu #2]

Kakuzu could reattach limbs and since Kabuto has him under his control, he's probably using him to heal Madara.

assertn's guess is definitely more logical, and probably 100% correct.


I thought we already went over this. Madara regenerates arms, hands, and eyes whenever he feels like it.

or maybe he can use his sharingan to surgically time warp an arm from another dimension onto his.

[Sam98034]

We can all probably assume that Madara does not have a typical body. His battle with the 1st probably left him without many body parts or something. The most logical answer is that his hands/legs are automail. Madara dimension warps to the Rockbell household periodically to get repairs while Winry scolds him.

[DB_Hunter]

Madara uses the Sharingan to pull anything he wants out of his ass.

Seriously, the Sharingan is THAT good.

[Archangel]

Or kishimoto is just that much of a bad writer that he keeps adding abilities to the fucking doujutsu every time he writes himself into a dead end

The byakugan is a joke by now, it's completely ridiculous to even count it as one of the 3 great doujutsus

[Sam98034]

I doubt that. By now he has to add some new powers to the Byakugan. Next time we see Neji fight, he will have some kind of uber power--you'll see.

[SilentSnake]

I doubt that. By now he has to add some new powers to the Byakugan. Next time we see Neji fight, he will have some kind of uber power--you'll see.

Kishi won't catch up years of haxxoring of sharingan in a single fight of a side character.

We'll just have to wait and see what Madara's war will look like. Hopefully there'll be plenty of opportunities for the rookie 9 to show off their new abilities.

[animus]

The only thing the Byakugan is good for now is seeing through people's clothes. Greatest power in existence.

[Archangel]

The only thing the Byakugan is good for now is seeing through people's clothes. Greatest power in existence.
Except that with the sharingan you could just genjutsu hot bitches to fuck you and have your own personal gangbang with the rinnegan

Being the ultimate voyeur doesn't sound all that great now does it?

[rockmanj]

Except that with the sharingan you could just genjutsu hot bitches to fuck you and have your own personal gangbang with the rinnegan

Being the ultimate voyeur doesn't sound all that great now does it?

Jesus! do the women have to be bitches? That terminology seems a bit harsh sir.

[DB_Hunter]

Except that with the sharingan you could just genjutsu hot bitches to fuck you and have your own personal gangbang with the rinnegan

Being the ultimate voyeur doesn't sound all that great now does it?

I thought I would comment about the Hyuuga's abilties but thought better of it.

[humpburger]

I thought I would comment about the Hyuuga's abilties but thought better of it.

I didn't, Hyuuga's ability definitely offers the highest orgasmic potential out of the 3. The other 2 are basically zombie sex or worst (sex with yourself mentally) which I assume won't be as satisfactory.

But hey, what the hell do I know. It'll be months before I reach 2nd base. Wish me luck fellas? ^_^

[Sam98034]

If you use the Rinnegan to do that, would it be considered masturbation?

What the hell--we're way off topic! Archangel, your mind would not appear so angelic...

[DB_Hunter]

I'm not going to comment further.

[rockmanj]

I thought I would comment about the Hyuuga's abilties but thought better of it.

No, please do...

[toonice714]

no wonder choji is a hit with the ladies....

[FireEmblem]

If I were to start thinking of all of the shit I would do with a Sharingan, my dick would probably explode. X_x

[DB_Hunter]

No, please do...

Think harder about what the Hyuuga can do.

And no, that's not a euphemism. But could possibly be kind of an antonym.

[poopdeville]

If you use the Rinnegan to do that, would it be considered masturbation?



Yes. And remember that Naruto is a growing boy and knows kage bunshin AND sexy no jutsu.

[RyougaZell]

I was thinking... if Madara said that Nagato's red hair was characteristic of Uzumaki's.... what stops Kishimoto from saying Karin and the deceased Tayuya are Uzumaki's ?

[Archangel]

Black hair is a characteristic of the Uchihas, maybe half the village is secretly one of them as well?

[RyougaZell]

Black hair is a characteristic of the Uchihas, maybe half the village is secretly one of them as well?

Don't be a troll... <__<

Kishimoto himself said it

Madara: "Look at you, you overexerted your powers so much that the Uzumaki Clan's trademark red hair turned snow white"

http://mangastream.com/read/naruto/81065970/17

Kushina, Tayuya, Karin and Nagato are the only red heads on the whole manga (did Nagato's parents had red hair? I think the anime may have messed this up...)

[UChessmaster]

I somehow doubt everyone with red hair is an Uzumaki.

[Sidnne]

Gaara has red hair! They're brothers!

[RyougaZell]

Gaara has red hair! They're brothers!

Ok. I forgot Gaara. Nevermind <_<

But fucking Kishimoto said it <_<

[Archangel]

I somehow doubt everyone with red hair is an Uzumaki.
You be trollin yo!

[unandpw]

Sakura is half Uzumaki half Hatake. :p

[UChessmaster]

Naruto is not Uzumaki since his hair is yellow.

[darkshadow]

If it's a trademark, then it means the hair colour only "occurs" in their lineage.
Which would mean gaara is indeed an uzumaki.....perhaps his mother or something....*shrugs*

[poopdeville]

Maybe there's a corresponding "dark chakra" family to correspond to the Uzumaki, like the Uchiha correspond to the Senju. I mean, the Senju and Uzumaki are the same family. They just split off over politics. So maybe the red haired Sand guys "are" the same family, with a different political name.

It vaguely makes sense. These families are supposed to be the strongest ninja powers in the world, seeing how they're so close to the Sage of the Six Path's blood. So it does make sense that they would rise to positions of power in the ninja world if they tried.

[Sam98034]

Think harder about what the Hyuuga can do.

And no, that's not a euphemism. But could possibly be kind of an antonym.

I'm not creative enough, explain in the most blatant manner.

[NeoCybercoin]

This manga is no longer about ninjutsu but about MAGIC.

[Archangel]

This manga is no longer about ninjutsu but about MAGIC.
Duh? There haven't been any ninjas on this show ever since Zabuza died

[DB_Hunter]

I'm not creative enough, explain in the most blatant manner.

Jyuuken.

[Death BOO Z]

what does soft fist have to do with it? unless you're thinking about sending pleasure vibes to the erogenous zoens.

my guess of sexy uses for the byakuggan is 'activating' the eyes causes increase in blood flow to the eyes (their veins are much more visible, almost 'popping'), I'm sure that a master Hyuuga can increase the blood flow elsewhere and ... well, natural Viagra.

[The Heretic Azazel]

Duh? There haven't been any ninjas on this show ever since Zabuza died

I think Kisame was pretty ninja.

[Archangel]

I think Kisame was pretty ninja.
No, THIS is a ninja

http://i.imgur.com/HVW9d.jpg

Sneaky and deadly, no attacks that take out entire buildings or forests. Precise strikes and playing dirty, that's what ninjas should be all about.

Ever since Zabuza died we haven't seen anything relating to ninjas other than their magic attacks that are referred to as ninjutsu

[Carnage]

Ever since Zabuza died we haven't seen anything relating to ninjas other than their magic attacks that are referred to as ninjutsu

What about Michael Jackson? He was pretty sneaky, he was a snake and all, all up in your village, replacing your sand leader and killing your fire geezer.

[UChessmaster]

Sneaky pedo =/= ninja.

[The Heretic Azazel]

No, THIS is a ninja

http://i.imgur.com/HVW9d.jpg

Sneaky and deadly, no attacks that take out entire buildings or forests. Precise strikes and playing dirty, that's what ninjas should be all about.


So Zabuza's powerful water jutsu don't count?

[Assertn]

Also, most ninjas don't carry swords larger than they are.

[poopdeville]

ITT: Splitting hairs, pointlessly.

A modern day ninja would happily use guns. Or bombs. Or atomic weapons, if necessary. (Of ocurse, the "bad ass spy" part of an atomic weapon mission would be smuggling the thing in, undetected. Otherwise, a modern country would just use a strategic bomber or ICBM.)

Ninja-ness is defined by the relationship to the fedual lord/country leader.

[Sam98034]

I'm not creative enough, explain in the most blatant manner.


Jyuuken.

Again...I'm not creative enough. How does that equate to...like pm me or something.

[Smithyyy]

End of the day, if this manga was about them kind of ninjas all the time, don't you think it will get boring ? Ninjustu makes this manga entertaining, if not .. dont watch it -.-

[Archangel]

End of the day, if this manga was about them kind of ninjas all the time, don't you think it will get boring ? Ninjustu makes this manga entertaining, if not .. dont watch it -.-
I started making a list of all the retarded shit that was going on in this moron's post but then got bored midway

Can someone get Ryll on this? He's much better at it than i am.

[Sidnne]

Don't you just love when new people sign up to chastise us for being critical of a manga? And they always drop the good 'ole "if you don't like it, don't read it." line.

I love my sports teams, but I still bitch about them when they play like shit, but its not going to stop me from watching the next game.

[Sam98034]

At the end of the day, if this manga was about them focused on those kinds of ninjas all the time, don't you think it will would get boring? Ninjustu makes this manga entertaining. If not you don’t like ninjutsu, then don’t watch it read the manga -.-


Can you do strikethrough on this? I grayed out what should be removed.

[humpburger]

seriously what's with these kids signing up yesteraday and lecturing people

makes me siiiiick!!!! o.O

[Carnage]

Oh my god since when has Gotwoot become so easily trollable. 6/10

[Minor]

The week lull.

This is what happens when the chapter topic survives past its weekly expiration date.

[Patriot]

Hey, there should be one coming today, so we can start the whole process over again.