Battle of the E-Penis (Rd. 1 Matchup 6)

[Board of Command]

Matchup 6: Battle for Saber's Love

Two Saber fanboys duking it out. Sausagefest style.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3741/bracketcopyzi8.jpg

[Ryllharu]

This is possibly the hardest one yet. I may have to sleep on this one.

EDIT: Actually it wasn't that hard after I thought about it.

Congrats/Sorry Deadfire, you've got my vote. You post more, easier to estimate the size of the e-penis that way.

[itadakimasu]

I dont think i've ever seen arcness post anywhere on the thread... therefore i am assuming that deadfire has the larger e penis.

that is what is genious about this thread...its all up in the air for interpretation.

[Yukimura]

If any of you knew Arcness you'd know that he is the true Dark Lord who of old DF was but a servent!!! Vote Arcness!!!!

[Y]

Old IRC Illuminati rides together and dies together.

[Lucifus]

CongratZ/Sorry Arcness, you have the bigger E-Penis, but you'll never have Sabers love. That luxury is mine and mine alone.

[Munsu]

Don't know about e-penis... but Arness has a metal arm. Project ARCness if you will.

[Deadfire]

I voted Arcness :P

I mean come on when a user barely posts thats proof enough that he doesn't need too

[Arcn3ss]

These pure forum goers need to read the IRC thread and know about me. Or come on IRC. So vote for me, or when i get mod ill ban you or at least get you banned. Trust me ILL FIND A WAY.

[Nasphreak29]

These pure forum goers need to read the IRC thread and know about me. Or come on IRC. So vote for me, or when i get mod ill ban you or at least get you banned. Trust me ILL FIND A WAY.

wow..Haku is making sure he wins


VOTE HAKU!

[kAi]

Haku is going weak, starting to care.

You need an e-penis enlarger!
girly man.

[Kraco]

Anyone who would spend even 5% of the time I'm online on the irc channel would know Arcness is the real devil. Countless pitiful souls of n00bs are screaming in merciless torture under his fiery heels and even more experienced visitors regularly fell victim to his nefarious plots and their intestines will form a bloody red carpet upon which will he will tread to even more villainous acts too gross to describe here.

To make sure I'm there to see those unspeakable spectacles of utter horror, I have to vote Haku.

Sorry, DF. But drawing a beautiful sig for me didn't increase your dick factor in my mind a bit!

[Arcn3ss]

Haku is going weak, starting to care.

You need an e-penis enlarger!
girly man.

Bad shit always happens when i stop being an asshole. Therefore, every new person that comes to IRC iam going to be a bigger dick to.

[rockmanj]

hope that works out for you...deadfire FTW!!

:o banned from irc?? i guess ill have to go do actual productive things now..like read and go on dates :(

oh...and who exactly is saber??

[Arcn3ss]

Why you should always vote HAKU.

<Arcness> rockmanJ did you vote for me?
<Arcness> or DF
<Arcness> http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread.php?t=14852
<Arcness> rockmanj
<_kAi_> i think he's in the corner crying
<rockmanj> i didnt vote for anyone
<Arcness> go vote for me
<_kAi_> people die for less
<rockmanj> you know this is like a "who is the biggest douche" contest, dont you?
<Arcness> vote for me
<rockmanj> and why should i?
<Arcness> cuz if you dont youll see ;P
<Arcness> you should read you my post ;p
<rockmanj> is that a threat?
<Arcness> see i deserve that vote
* Arcness sets mode: +b *!*WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP
* rockmanj was kicked by Arcness (No its a promise.)

<Arcness> this could go very easy, just vote for me
<rockmanj> so, attacking me is supposed to coerce me into voting for you?
* _kAi_ sets mode: +v rockmanj
<Arcness> what does it matter to you :p
<rockmanj> for being a douche
<_kAi_> props for voting
<Arcness> thats a douche bag move eh
<Arcness> dont i deserve that title?
<rockmanj> i wont give you the satisfaction :P
<Arcness> oh i see
<_kAi_> that's not very nice
<Arcness> ill give you one more chance
<rockmanj> muahahahahaha!!!!
<Arcness> to change your mind
<_kAi_> calm down kiddies
<_kAi_> no need to fight
<Arcness> its not a fight if iam going to win
<Arcness> with little effort
<rockmanj> who's fighting?
<_kAi_> Chris Benoit
<Arcness> lol
<_kAi_> and Eddie Gueroro

<Arcness> here is the deal
<Arcness> you vote for me
<Arcness> and ill unban you
<rockmanj> in that big wrestling ring in the sky
* Arcness sets mode: +b *!*WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP
* rockmanj was kicked by Arcness (Deal? Deal!)

* _kAi_ sets mode: -b *!*WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP
<_kAi_> he's more amusing in the channel
<_kAi_> like yesterday
<_kAi_> haha
* rockmanj (WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP) has joined #gotwoot
* Arcness sets mode: +b *!*WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP
* rockmanj was kicked by Arcness (Ill remove you from the shitlist once you vote for me :D)
* _kAi_ sets mode: -b *!*WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP
* rockmanj (WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP) has joined #gotwoot
* Arcness sets mode: +b *!*WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP
* rockmanj was kicked by Arcness (Ill remove you from the shitlist once you vote for me :D)

Then he votes for DF....

* _kAi_ sets mode: -b *!*WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP
* rockmanj (WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP) has joined #gotwoot
* Arcness sets mode: +b *!*WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP
* rockmanj was kicked by Arcness (oh you voted for DF! No remove for you.)
* _kAi_ sets mode: -b *!*WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP
* rockmanj (WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP) has joined #gotwoot
* Arcness sets mode: +b *!*WinNT@C28B52DF.D3B36E9.A96E8589.IP
* rockmanj was kicked by Arcness (oh you voted for DF! No remove for you.)

Picture that but for several more! :P

[rockmanj]

but why did kai ban me too??

[kAi]

i was unbanning you

[rockmanj]

oh yea..sorry; thanks

[Deadfire]

I guess it's to bad for Arcness that most forum goers don't go on irc. :/

[Carnage]

Im guessing the only reason DO hasnt been nominated yet is because his e-penis power level is already over 9000?

[Board of Command]

oh...and who exactly is saber??
/shade head


Im guessing the only reason DO hasnt been nominated yet is because his e-penis power level is already over 9000?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI

[NM]

Sorry DF, but my vote is going to Haku. I swear I can't even get this man to nudge a little if I threaten to ban him from the forums if he were to shitlist me...And don't forget this is the man who single-handedly infiltrated his way into the staff channel on irc. That takes alot of e-penis to do that. :p

[masamuneehs]

My douchebaggery is epic

[rockmanj]

still banned eh? -_- oh well...ill admit arcness is the bigger douche, but, already voted for DF

[dragonrage]

death to the commie......

Rockmanj, only 1 loli lover is allowed at one time and unforunately, Deadfire already has that position filled, poor guy lusting over Saber and Rin.

[Board of Command]

Saber and Rin are definitely not loli.

[TwisT]

Well i guess i vote for Arcness!

[Jadugar]

I think DeadFire would win in a battle for Saber's love, so I voted for him.

[rockmanj]

death to the commie......

Rockmanj, only 1 loli lover is allowed at one time and unforunately, Deadfire already has that position filled, poor guy lusting over Saber and Rin.




i generally date girls older than me -_-, and this battle is too close to call


P.s. i dont know who this saber is, but i cant stand fanboys :p (totally not an anko fanboy)

[Arcn3ss]

i generally date girls older than me -_-, and this battle is too close to call


P.s. i dont know who this saber is, but i cant stand fanboys :p (totally not an anko fanboy)


Hmmm. Seeing that you possibly screwed me out of winning this since me and DF are tied because the pure forum goers are a bunch of retards who dont know my e-penisness, ill make you a deal. You find some people to vote for me, and I win, ill unban you from irc. If you dont, and I lose well Ill keep you on my shitlist forever.

Hows that for being an e-dick. :)

[rockmanj]

Hmmm. Seeing that you possibly screwed me out of winning this since me and DF are tied because the pure forum goers are a bunch of retards who dont know my e-penisness, ill make you a deal. You find some people to vote for me, and I win, ill unban you from irc. If you dont, and I lose well Ill keep you on my shitlist forever.

Hows that for being an e-dick. :)


i dont see how i screwed you..but why does the contest mean so much? U really want me to be your e-lackey and get you votes?? :-\

[kAi]

It's because his real penis was cut off by some girl, thats why he hates women so, with the raping and killing and what not.

So, he needs a big epenis to rape people like you with.

[SK]

HAKU all the way clowns.

[rockmanj]

It's because his real penis was cut off by some girl, thats why he hates women so, with the raping and killing and what not.

So, he needs a big epenis to rape people like you with.

i wouldnt say im being raped...just touched in an inappropriate fashion.


btw, i watched like 7 eps of fate/stay night, and i must say...that saber character is quite shady. rider FTW!!!

p.s. (saber is actually ok, but she's no anko)

[Board of Command]

Saber in fishnet > Anko in fishnet

Too bad Saber is never in fishnet though.

[Deadfire]

Saber in fishnet > Anko in fishnet

Too bad Saber is never in fishnet though.

She has been....too bad I lost the pics...

I mean...

<_<

>_>

vote DF!

[Arcn3ss]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2303/haku1fc2.th.jpg (http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?image=haku1fc2.jpg)

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2073/haku3ku9.th.jpg (http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?image=haku3ku9.jpg)

Vote Haku. He's Part Metal.

[ChaosK]

Haku hands down.

Only people who've never been in IRC with him would not vote for him.

edit: wow i broke the tie.