Ask DO a question!

[DO]

Hey guys, it's your one and only favorite DO! While lurking around in the depths of Gotwoot's hell (Gotwoot IRC) We decided to come up with a thread of Epicness that only happens once every 3 years. So without further ado I'm now opening the floor for questions. Enjoy!

[Board of Command]

Hey DO can you roxxorz my soxxorz tonight?

[Deadfire]

What is this?

[eat_toast]

What is this?

This is SPARTAAAAAA!!

*boot*

Sorry, it was too easy. My question is: why are old white church going people so dang rude? They really are.

[Spiegel]

May I know the true definition of Everything, not just the wonderful, yet incomplete, definitions put into society by the Dictionary.

[dragonrage]

Why is Deadfire so awesome, has he been touched by terra, possibly?

edit: and with this post that makes 700, cool.

[Carnage]

Out of these, which is the meaning of life?

1.) Twinkies
2.) Berserk - the manga
3.) Boobies
4.) gotwootIRC
5.) Happiness

[Lucifus]

The answer to the previous question would be (. )Y( .)ies Everyone knows that. Right DO?

My question is: Is KitKat hot?

[DO]

Hey DO can you roxxorz my soxxorz tonight?

No, I will not marry you and stop pming me with your cock pictures. :/



What is this?

That must bring up memories huh Deadfire? Those were your moms exact words she said when you were born.



This is SPARTAAAAAA!!

*boot*

Sorry, it was too easy. My question is: why are old white church going people so dang rude? They really are.

Simple. Wouldn't you be mad all the time if you believed in something that a bunch of molesting priests made up? (btw they love little boys in uniforms)


May I know the true definition of Everything, not just the wonderful, yet incomplete, definitions put into society by the Dictionary.

A pigeon can't drop shit if it never flew. Everyday is no frills (poor arcness)


Why is Deadfire so awesome, has he been touched by terra, possibly?

edit: and with this post that makes 700, cool.
I am 100% sure Deadfire has been and is still being touched by terra. Remember deadfire is really a hot commie chick. (http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread.php?t=14177)


Out of these, which is the meaning of life?

1.) Twinkies
2.) Berserk - the manga
3.) Boobies
4.) gotwootIRC
5.) Happiness

Number 3. nuff' said

[Arcn3ss]

So when are we going to declare war on the evil Foruminators? ( Non irc.gotwoot.net goers, Pure forum users)

Gotwoot is a mess because of them! Therefore they must be purged from our Gotwoot!

For a blue and pure gotwoot!!! Long Live Us IRCturals

[dragonrage]

nice edit to my post to the gotwoot staff member that did it..... I guess that there are some secrets that you rather to remain in the closet. anyways:

What is your first name?

[joker-kun]

Out of these, which is the meaning of life?

1.) Twinkies
2.) Berserk - the manga
3.) Boobies
4.) gotwootIRC
5.) Happiness


Why is Carnage such a retard?;)

[Kraco]

Since this is a rare chance to ask a dragon a question, I'll shoot with one thing that has puzzled me: Is it really comfortable to sleep on top of a pile of gold coins and jewels or is it simply worth it despite it being possibly uncomfortable (not many can do it, after all)?

[Turkish-S]

shall i leave gotwoot?

[Inazuma]

Is Saber Deadfire's hidden girlfriend H-clone ?

[Terracosmo]

Dear DO, is this a cheap rip-off of the ask Terra thread which mysteriously lost all activity when that fucking Terra got too lazy to reply in it?

[kenren]

DO! Why is life so unfair?

[Sandldan]

DO, i have no idea what to ask you... What should i ask?

[Deadfire]

WHy am I a Hot commie chick?

[UChessmaster]

Dear DO:

Why does pain hurts?

What`s THE best anime of all time?

Will Square-Enix stop milking the Final Fantasy VII franchise?

[Bucket]

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[Board of Command]

WHy am I a Hot commie chick?
IS Deadfire a Hot commie chick?

[bagandscalpel]

Is this... the end of all hope?

[Lucifus]

Why is Deadfire involved with Terra? Is it because of the sad sad truth that Saber doesn't exist?

[Kraco]

Is it because of the sad sad truth that Saber doesn't exist?

Blasphemous heresy!

[Knives122]

I have a question: Why weren't you in Hawaii with me having tons of fun(and don't give me the answer that thi3f gave me b/c I'll just give you same response) with me?

[Assertn]

**Insert obligatory "trust me guys I'm cool" message here**
lols, good one knives

[Board of Command]

Are you for real?

[DO]

The answer to the previous question would be (. )Y( .)ies Everyone knows that. Right DO?

My question is: Is KitKat hot?

Yes number 3 would be correct. In short kitkat hates you She told me so. Also you smell like an old printer.



So when are we going to declare war on the evil Foruminators? ( Non irc.gotwoot.net goers, Pure forum users)

Gotwoot is a mess because of them! Therefore they must be purged from our Gotwoot!

For a blue and pure gotwoot!!! Long Live Us IRCturals


One day we shall become the majority. For now let us plot to take over the world by using peoples toasters.


nice edit to my post to the gotwoot staff member that did it..... I guess that there are some secrets that you rather to remain in the closet. anyways:

What is your first name?

Chris.



Why is Carnage such a retard?


Carnage is like a 12 y/o pokemon master. Don't mess!!!




Since this is a rare chance to ask a dragon a question, I'll shoot with one thing that has puzzled me: Is it really comfortable to sleep on top of a pile of gold coins and jewels or is it simply worth it despite it being possibly uncomfortable (not many can do it, after all)?


It is totally worth it. Though I do enjoy paper money over coinage any day. What else are we going to show off the the princess after we steal them?



shall i leave gotwoot?


I have a question for you. Do you really like setting your self up? :p



Is Saber Deadfire's hidden girlfriend H-clone ?


Deadfire is really a hot chick. If she did have a gf that would make her a lesbian. :O



Dear DO, is this a cheap rip-off of the ask Terra thread which mysteriously lost all activity when that fucking Terra got too lazy to reply in it?

Nothing I do can be a cheap rip-off. All of my ideas are original and copyrighted. :)



DO! Why is life so unfair?

I suggest you buy yourself a gameshark and a list of cheat codes.



DO, i have no idea what to ask you... What should i ask?


yes, I do enjoy long walks on the beach as well as candle light dinners.



WHy am I a Hot commie chick?

It all started one day on irc. You showed us all a picture of yourself which turned out to be a hot commie chick. You have been found out!



Dear DO:

Why does pain hurts?

What`s THE best anime of all time?

Will Square-Enix stop milking the Final Fantasy VII franchise?


Pain hurts because you arent high enough.
Solution: do more drugs.

The best anime of all time is of course school rumble.

No, square-enix likes the motto "you can't teach an old dog new tricks"



Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Why is the squre root of pii a red moon?



IS Deadfire a Hot commie chick?

Yes infact shes smokin'



Is this... the end of all hope?

Join irc and see the light misguided one.



Why is Deadfire involved with Terra? Is it because of the sad sad truth that Saber doesn't exist?


Like I said in a earlier post df is a hot chick who happens to now be a lesbian.



I have a question: Why weren't you in Hawaii with me having tons of fun(and don't give me the answer that thi3f gave me b/c I'll just give you same response) with me?


I do not know what thi3f said but I didnt know you felt that way about me. I'll make this clear.
I don't like men



Are you for real?


SPPPPPARRRTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*NOTE* If any replies are edited out and you are unhappy about it feel free to pm your community mods!

[Kitsune]

DO if a genie granted you three wishes what would you wish for?

[Spiegel]

WHy am I a Hot commie chick?
It all started one day on irc. You showed us all a picture of yourself which turned out to be a hot commie chick. You have been found out!


IS Deadfire a Hot commie chick?
Yes infact shes smokin'


I would ask that you please direct your browsers to this address:
HaveMyBaby.info (http://havemybaby.info)

[Lucifus]

No! Sabers my one and only! >.>

If you dress up as her though, hells, sure why not.

DO- Who created Terra?

[Spiegel]

DO - Where do Babies come from?

[Crash]

Where the Naruto fillers Divine judgement sent from Heaven to punish mankind for it's sins, or were they an abomination spat forth from the bowls of hell in order to drive men to unholy acts of slaughter and mayhem?

[6Zabuza9]

DO can you answer my question first?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[complich8]

Where's my elephant?

[kAi]

Where's the teen titan IFHTT?

[masamuneehs]

Dear DO:
How long until you get bored of answering this mindless drivel?

Also,
Please, sir, may I have some more?

[Deadfire]

Who died to make you a Dragonoutlaw?

[6Zabuza9]

can you answer all our questions faster?

[DB_Hunter]

You have really opened up a can of worms havn't you?

[Inazuma]

Hey Do, if your puke is going lightspeed will it be able to punch trhu a T90's armor and kill the crew ?

[6Zabuza9]

This thread is already dead isnt it?

[XanBcoo]

This thread is already dead isnt it?
This (http://forums.gotwoot.net/showpost.php?p=335299&postcount=1) is when the thread died.

[DO]

DO if a genie granted you three wishes what would you wish for?

I of course would ask for more wishes and a gaint laser. :)


No! Sabers my one and only! >.>

If you dress up as her though, hells, sure why not.

DO- Who created Terra?


Terra is the spawn of cross dresser and George Bush.



DO - Where do Babies come from?


Funny you would ask that. I have a question for you

Have you knocked your girlfriend up yet?



Where the Naruto fillers Divine judgement sent from Heaven to punish mankind for it's sins, or were they an abomination spat forth from the bowls of hell in order to drive men to unholy acts of slaughter and mayhem?


Incorrect. The real reason is because pii does not equal 3.14~ it indeed equals boobs. So if Pii = boobs in a simple math problem we can say 4*pii(boobs)= HUGE FUCKING RACK!!! LIKE HUGE ROUND BOOBS



DO can you answer my question first?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Woodchucks cannot star in porno.




Where's my elephant?


It's still being shipped from africa. I SWEAR ITS COMING!



Where's the teen titan IFHTT?

Sadly I do not know. But I can offer you possible solutions.

1.) IFHTT has been arrested by the RIAA
2.) IFHTT has been arrested by the MPAA
4.) IFHTT is really a cop?
5.) IFHTT was never real and we all made him up
6.) IFHTT doesnt sleep he waits



Dear DO:
How long until you get bored of answering this mindless drivel?

Also,
Please, sir, may I have some more?

No you cannot have more! I also have to fill up at the gas station tomorrow!



Who died to make you a Dragonoutlaw?

Blahe nazi commie alsasda blue pink abnsasdasddasdas wark wark bong bong bing beeeep <-- thats how they talk in canada



can you answer all our questions faster?

lol

[Deadfire]

Did you answer the question just because I bugged you?

[Zinobi]

Hey DO, I was wondering what its like being a Dragon AND an Outlaw. I have heard its tough being one or the other, but what is it like being both at the same time?

Oh and have you seen the Dante gameplay footage from DMC4? And how long is the time skip from DMC3 to DMC4? Dante seems much older in screenshots of 4.

[6Zabuza9]

dear do,who is the hottest chick in the world?

[dragonrage]

Dear DragonOutlaw, why do you think that both complich8 and wilik denied your name change to DO?

Why do you want to leave the order of the Dragons?

[Spiegel]

Funny you would ask that. I have a question for you

Have you knocked your girlfriend up yet?


Nope, lol, T'was a Negative and I am overjoyed.

[Inazuma]

Dear Do, why couldn't you answer my previous question ?