The Brand New Three-Word-Story!

[python862]

Here we go again. Anyways, the rules are quite simple. Use any three words in the english language in order to make the funniest story imaginable. I'll start us off.

One day, when,

Remember, no more than three words. GO!

[Lucifus]

(Richard, you don't learn xD, your gonna go from python862 sorta blows to python862 dropped the soap.)

i met a

[Spiegel]

[Ok, I was going to wait a month or two to start another one, and the main beef I have with this thread is you didn't even include the rules. If you are going to do something do it right! So here we go, If you want to start it here are the rules pulled from my thread.

Rules
1. No more than three words
2. Play nice (For the most part)
3. Keep it funny and/or interesting
**Rules Incorporated from Previous Thread**
4)The people who are going to post try actually incorporate themselves into the story. i want a real story with a beginning and an end..
5)READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST then post your reply.
6)If you want to make a comment use brackets.
**Rule contributed by Bud**
Just as a warning, I don't want spamming in here to increase post count... There should be at least 4 different posters between your first post and the next one.

There are the rules, please abide by them and if you have any questions... Join IRC, I am there all the time and the wonderful people there would love to help you. Remember Gotwoot IRC at:
Server: irc.gotwoot.net
Channel: #gotwoot

Enjoy!]


faun named Tomnus.

[RedX1z]

Tomnus lived in..

[python862]

[Sorry 'bout the rules.]

a very wet

[Lucifus]

kangaroos pouch sack.

[Inazuma]

Then I decided

[Spiegel]

[Sorry 'bout the rules.]

a very wet

[Not to be a stickler but...

Just as a warning, I don't want spamming in here to increase post count... There should be at least 4 different posters between your first post and the next one.]

to talk to

[gr3atfull]

a really weird

[animus]

mongoose, that liked

[Lucifus]

to suckle on

[6Zabuza9]

a very hard

[Spiegel]

snake skull. He

[python862]

took up my

[Lefty]

hand and broke

[ArcaneRed]

my heart, after

[Lucifus]

declaring his love

[Spiegel]

for my posterior.

[sl00ke]

Oh the agony!

[python862]

I screamed, when

[gr3atfull]

I found that

[Lucifus]

he had shoved

[DO]

this topic sucks cock

[Arcn3ss]

Yes it does

[Deadfire]

Indeed it does

[Lucifus]

. Infact, it sucks

[Turkish-S]

even more than

[DB_Hunter]

other crap threads.

[Assertn]

Ten thousand posts

[Kraco]

of wasted words

[Buffalobiian]

by a certain

[Killa-Eyez]

failure of a

[Xelbair]

man with no

[Buffalobiian]

money or a

[enkoujin]

girlfriend to boot.

First and last time I post in this thread.

EDIT: Why is this not in the Flame Pit?

[Sapphire]

Assertn's penis is

[Lucifus]

quite excited for

[Marik]

gay midget sex.

[Sapphire]

Assertn's penis is

[shinta|hikari]

always inside of

[Lucifus]

...a gay midget?



/thread

[python862]

...wut.

No seriously, wut? This thread had been dead for... four years? WHY NECROMANCER, WHY.

[Buffalobiian]

...wut.

No seriously, wut? This thread had been dead for... four years? WHY NECROMANCER, WHY.

I am bored,

[shinta|hikari]

so shut up

[Xelbair]

because ten thousand

[LaZie]

nyancats went on

[Assertn]

my account and

[Killa-Eyez]

nyaa nyaa nyaa