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joker-kun
Sat, 04-21-2007, 10:25 AM
I've so figured out the biggest conspiracy of Naruto. Are you ready??


... Are you sure??


Okay, leader of Akatsuki = none other than the fourth hokage:eek:

OH MY GOD!!!

Incase you cannot notice i'm being slightly sarcastic:rolleyes: Being serious though, since i'm extremely bored I figured i'd post this. I think it's -slightly- possible. My reasoning, the 4th faked his death to get out of duties as hokage and start the Akatsuki. The reason he sealed Naruto was so he knew where the strongest demon was at all times while he focussed on getting the others. Yup Yup, i'm a genius I know. Now hurry and flame my theory;)

RyougaZell
Sat, 04-21-2007, 10:37 AM
The only good theory I've heard of Yondaime-is-akatsuki's-leader is that when the Shinigami sealed Kyuubi it sealed only a part of Yondaime... leaving his dark side behind.

Oh... and the leader is red-haired, not blond.

Assertn
Sat, 04-21-2007, 12:54 PM
new thread + created by joker = instant shitpost

joker-kun
Sat, 04-21-2007, 02:07 PM
new thread + created by joker = instant shitpost

You forgot the + Assertn post.:p

@Zell: Duh Satan has posessed him =P

master_me
Sat, 04-21-2007, 08:03 PM
Nah, he died his hair. It's all the rage. Just look at Sakura!

elmojo
Sun, 04-22-2007, 09:32 AM
the leader of akatsuki is son goku

sorry to spoil it all for u guys

Danad_corps
Sun, 04-22-2007, 09:09 PM
goku doesn't have an evil bone in his body...Piccolo, on the other hand....

dimitris127
Tue, 04-24-2007, 06:33 AM
well what if goku just got tired of always being the good one and said just for once to be the bad one...but seriously the 4 hogake being the akatsuki leader is getting more and more popular

itadakimasu
Tue, 04-24-2007, 10:11 AM
i think it is somebody from konoha. that would make perfect sense.

Idealistic
Tue, 04-24-2007, 01:33 PM
i think it is somebody from konoha. that would make perfect sense.

How would it make perfect sense? It makes as much sense saying the akatsuki leader is from a differen hidden village.

Besides... There's already 2 akatsuki from Konoha... Itachi and Orochimaru who is no longer in akatsuki.

Carnage
Tue, 04-24-2007, 03:33 PM
The leader is obviously Megatron you dipshits. Why else would he be so interested in war? Besides, they are robots in disguise!

Idealistic
Tue, 04-24-2007, 04:25 PM
The leader is obviously Megatron you dipshits. Why else would he be so interested in war? Besides, they are robots in disguise!

To be honest, his hair reminds of of Gilgamesh from FSN.

Terracosmo
Tue, 04-24-2007, 10:45 PM
I was checking the date this was posted in hope of it being an old post from 2004 or so when this theory started being popular.

Alas it was not so and I am forced to say "welcome to 3 years ago", followed by a "if the 4th hokage is the leader it will be the worst plot twist ever".

joker-kun
Wed, 04-25-2007, 01:10 PM
I was checking the date this was posted in hope of it being an old post from 2004 or so when this theory started being popular.

Alas it was not so and I am forced to say "welcome to 3 years ago", followed by a "if the 4th hokage is the leader it will be the worst plot twist ever".

You being homosexual was the worse plot twist ever. No, not ever, EVAR!

Terracosmo
Wed, 04-25-2007, 05:26 PM
Yes, except I'm not homosexual.

*thread derails into "sexual preferences of Terra" discussion #1838*

Shadow Skill
Thu, 04-26-2007, 12:49 AM
The only good theory I've heard of Yondaime-is-akatsuki's-leader is that when the Shinigami sealed Kyuubi it sealed only a part of Yondaime... leaving his dark side behind.

Oh... and the leader is red-haired, not blond.

WHAT!?!? NARUTO HAS SHINIGAMI!?!?!?

I never noticed anyone running around with a Zanpakutou in Naruto. :/

BananaFob
Thu, 04-26-2007, 01:30 AM
WHAT!?!? NARUTO HAS SHINIGAMI!?!?!?

I never noticed anyone running around with a Zanpakutou in Naruto. :/

I thought Zabuza was one, along with Kisame. Did you even hear about Kisame's sword, Samehada?

This is the connection, people. Kisame is also Zaraki Kenpachi in disguise as a shark who has huge orgy fests with his squad 11, AKA Akatsuki!

Just kidding, but this anticipated plot is seriously old, and I wouldn't be surprised if Kishimoto did it, because of the rumors all around the internet. They never even showed the actual death of the 4th Hokage, and we have to go through all this trouble of finding out who he is. Apparently, the animators of Naruto think it's okay to animate about 100 episodes of fillers, when submitting 5 minutes of the 4th Hokage's death would compensate (and a lot cheaper) for the whole filler arc.

bagandscalpel
Thu, 04-26-2007, 02:00 AM
Akatsuki leader is Kishimoto himself with buttcheeks of delicious cake, of which the legions of fans would willingly resign themselves to cuz cake doesn't have to be good to be loved.

Carnage
Thu, 04-26-2007, 06:40 PM
The shinigami is the death god Sarutobi used to take away Oro's arms.

elmojo
Fri, 04-27-2007, 07:33 AM
the truth is.. its aizen ..

animus
Fri, 04-27-2007, 11:33 AM
It's Konata from Lucky Star. Do you not see the resemblance?

Assertn
Fri, 04-27-2007, 11:47 AM
This has become a gay spamfest