The New Three Word Story

[Spiegel]

UPDATED: Don't want to read throught the pages so far? Story so far is near the bottem of page three or click Here (http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread.php?p=330517#post330517)

I thought this would be a fun little game to play... Again. Each person posts three words that follow the previous three in the story. You can take the story in any direction you want. There are three simple rules:

1. No more than three words
2. Play nice (For the most part)
3. Keep it funny and/or interesting
**Rules Incorporated from Previous Thread**
4)The people who are going to post try actually incorporate themselves into the story. i want a real story with a beginning and an end..
5)READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST then post your reply.
6)If you want to make a comment use brackets.

To start it off:

Today I found

EDIT: I just saw yall had one of these previously so... THE NEW Three word Story it is then. I apologize for not looking before i posted but at least I did go back and check it to make sure. Anyway, lets have some fun if yall are up for it.

[Carnage]

a black leprechaun

[Lucifus]

and white wife

[Winged Dancer]

playing D&D at

[Lucifus]

michael jacksons house

[Munsu]

Just as a warning, I don't want spamming in here to increase post count... There should be at least 4 different posters between your first post and the next one.

[Kraco]

of flying daggers

[RedX1z]

.., jack hammers, and..

[GhostKaGe]

empty vodka bottles.

[6Zabuza9]

The next day

[Turkish-S]

he stole my

[Phoenix20578]

house and sold

(LMAO, this brings back memories from the first time)

[Bucket]

my children to

[Spiegel]

the Jamaican Mafia.

[Yukimura]

I was relieved

[eat_toast]

because I hated

[Lucifus]

my beaner children.

[Carnage]

Especially the one

[Winged Dancer]

suffering from lupus

[darkshadow]

but i love

[RyougaZell]

the euros recieved

[Munsu]

for my left

[bagandscalpel]

kidney that I

[complich8]

ate onstage at

[dragonrage]

it tasted like

[Lucifus]

boc's left nipple

(ya left out where dr)

[Board of Command]

when in reality

[gr3atfull]

it was like

[Board of Command]

Lucifus's left nut

[Phoenix20578]

. No one really

[6Zabuza9]

cares about how

[rockmanj]

I feel when

[Kraco]

I have only

[Turkish-S]

a little bit

[Carnage]

of dirty ass

[SorC]

to keep me

[Yukimura]

from playing with

[dark maginn]

with my penis

[phil0253]

while i watch

[RyougaZell]

a nude Barney

[rockmanj]

quietly licking some

[Munsu]

homeless bum, whose

[Lucifus]

dog was molested

[Inazuma]

by KAA staff

[gr3atfull]

who had problems

[rockmanj]

with his personal

[RyougaZell]

flying programming monkeys

[Lucifus]

hit h game

[XanBcoo]

. If you think

[GhostKaGe]

thats weird try

[Board of Command]

raping some bros

[mage]

and ejaculating in

[bagandscalpel]

cans of tuna

[RedX1z]

while playing with..

[Spiegel]

STORY SO FAR...(Correct me if I missed anything)

Today I found a black leprechaun and white wife playing D&D at michael jacksons house of flying daggers, jack hammers, and empty vodka bottles. The next day he stole my house and sold my children to the Jamaican Mafia. I was relieved because I hated my beaner children. Especially the one suffering from lupus but i love the euros recieved for my left kidney that I ate onstage at (Where was left out). it tasted like boc's left nipple when in reality it was like Lucifus's left nut. No one really cares about how I feel when I have only a little bit of dirty ass to keep me from playing with my penis while i watch a nude barney quietly licking some homeless bum, whose dog was molested by KAA staff who had problems with his personal flying programming monkeys hit h game. If you think thats weird try raping some bros and ejaculating in cans of tuna while playing with...

your favorite slinkey

[rockmanj]

but always remember

[RyougaZell]

to shake your

[Lucifus]

manwhores down for


(omg, this story is just so wrong and downright funny. Keep it up! xD)

[Deadfire]

enough money too

(*sigh*, I was dared alright!)

[nests]

pay for my

[rockmanj]

fine fat goose

[XanBcoo]

and my Negroplasty.

[Winged Dancer]

Because if you

[RyougaZell]

start drooling my

[Munsu]

thick and juicy

[rockmanj]

hog around here

[Spiegel]

named Bacon will

[Lucifus]

start jizzing all

[XanBcoo]

over the walls.

[RedX1z]

on the bright..

[rockmanj]

side of things,

[bagandscalpel]

the goatse man

[kenren]

and his wife

[RyougaZell]

burned in hell

[XanBcoo]

for 6 minutes

[gr3atfull]

and they looked

[RedX1z]

like something that..

[DB_Hunter]

just got burnt.

[rockmanj]

I'm sure that

[RyougaZell]

is lame but..

[Bucket]

I have cancer

[Spiegel]

and the doctor

[Yukimura]

screwed my wife

[BioAlien]

while i was

[Lucifus]

experimenting with his

[GhostKaGe]

french maids outfit

[Deadfire]

and feather duster

[Spiegel]

on his new

[XanBcoo]

ten-speed bike.

[RyougaZell]

Then he cut

[Lucifus]

off the power

[Paulyboy]

, but suddenly


LMFAO this is funny so far I remember this game :)

[rockmanj]

a very moist

[RyougaZell]

and naked girl

[Deadfire]

Who was a

(t... what ever)

[dark maginn]

prostitute on the

[GhostKaGe]

professional golf circuit

[Lucifus]

was hit by

[rockmanj]

a wiggly and

[Yukimura]

sluty female golfer.

[Board of Command]

She was obese

[Shuurai]

and smelt of

[Lucifus]

old eggs and

[RedX1z]

curry, meanwhile back..

[Board of Command]

at The Bronx

[dark maginn]

she went to

[6Zabuza9]

the sex store

[Lucifus]

and bought a

[Zinobi]

Saber inflatable doll

[6Zabuza9]

then suddenly deadfire

[Turkish-S]

pulled out his

[rockmanj]

flacid and unimpressive

[Board of Command]

3.25" floppy device

[DB_Hunter]

lovingly named Binky.

[RyougaZell]

Honouring a hamster

[RedX1z]

that once fought..

[eat_toast]

to restore peace

[Spiegel]

in his pants

[Lucifus]

. speaking of pants

[RyougaZell]

mine are wet

[RedX1z]

which probably explains..

[Lucifus]

earlier furious masterbation.

[Inazuma]

In the meantime

[nests]

while time traveling

[DB_Hunter]

means being stoned

[Spiegel]

out of your

[RyougaZell]

freaking mind I

[el_boss]

did a goatse

[dark maginn]

and then a

[Inazuma]

giant clone of

[Lucifus]

M.C Hammer

[Spiegel]

came out from

[6Zabuza9]

my computer screen

[dark maginn]

started doing some

[Lucifus]

stand up comedy

[dark maginn]

the comedy was

[Inazuma]

offered by the

[Zinobi]

goat show from

[6Zabuza9]

mexico and that

[Turkish-S]

was the end

[Lucifus]

my virginity. I

[RedX1z]

started taking piano..

[gr3atfull]

lessons from a

[RyougaZell]

perverted american midget

[Spiegel]

with the name

[Lucifus]

Jefferson GayLoussac III

[Carnage]

who touched me

[6Zabuza9]

very very roughly

[RedX1z]

in the deepest..

[Spiegel]

sections of my

[Lucifus]

pants and buttocks.

[RedX1z]

Meanwhile, the plan..

[6Zabuza9]

for world domination

[Inazuma]

was nearly completed

[kenren]

but something happened

[gr3atfull]

when my doorbell

[DB_Hunter]

electrocuted the postman

[dragonrage]

unfortunately the part

[Inazuma]

I ordered ealier

[Spiegel]

was destryoed, so

[dark maginn]

then i had

[6Zabuza9]

continued my plan

[Lucifus]

with the help

[kenren]

of my wife

[gr3atfull]

and her weird

[DB_Hunter]

family and friends.

[Genma]

We all decided

[Lucifus]

to hunt down

[Spiegel]

Munsu because he

[6Zabuza9]

was too evil

[DB_Hunter]

to really be

[Inazuma]

a living being

[dark maginn]

he was also

[6Zabuza9]

a very very

[Spiegel]

experienced master baiter.

[please try to use punctuation everyone.]

[Inazuma]

" Oh my god ",

[bagandscalpel]

"everybody gets shot!"

[well, that didn't last long]

[6Zabuza9]

The next day

[Sandldan]

was the best

[Behold the power of boredom, the story so far:
"Today I found a black leprechaun and white wife playing D&D at michael jacksons house of flying daggers.., jack hammers, and.. empty vodka bottles. The next day he stole my house and soldmy children to the Jamaican Mafia. I was relieved because I hated my beaner children. Especially the one suffering from lupus but i love the euros recieved for my left kidney that I ate onstage at it tasted like boc's left nipple when in reality it was like Lucifus's left nut. No one really cares about howI feel when I have only a little bit of dirty ass to keep me from playing with with my penis while i watcha nude Barney quietly licking some homeless bum, whose dog was molested by KAA staff who had problemswith his personal flying programming monkeys hit h game.

If you think thats weird try raping some bros and ejaculating in cans of tuna while playing with.. your favorite slinkey but always remember to shake your manwhores down for enough money too pay for my fine fat goose and my Negroplasty. Because if you start drooling my thick and juicy hog around here named Bacon will start jizzing all over the walls.on the bright.. side of things, the goatse man and his wife burned in hell for 6 minutes and they looked like something that.. just got burnt. I'm sure that is lame but.. I have cancer and the doctor screwed my wife while i was experimenting with hisfrench maids outfit and feather duster on his new ten-speed bike. Then he cut off the power , but suddenly a very moist and naked girl Who was a prostitute on the professional golf circuit was hit by a wiggly and sluty female golfer.

She was obese and smelt of old eggs and curry, meanwhile back.. at The Bronx she went to the sex store and bought a Saber inflatable doll then suddenly deadfire pulled out his flacid and unimpressive 3.25" floppy device lovingly named Binky.
Honouring a hamster that once fought.. to restore peace in his pant. speaking of pants mine are wet which probably explains..earlier furious masterbation. In the meantime while time traveling means being stoned out of your freaking mind I did a goatseand then a giant clone of M.C Hammer came out from my computer screen started doing some stand up comedy the comedy was offered by the goat show from mexico and that was the end my virginity. I started taking piano.. lessons from aperverted american midget with the name Jefferson GayLoussac III who touched me very very roughly in the deepest.. sections of my pants and buttocks. Meanwhile, the plan.. for world domination was nearly completed but something happened when my doorbell electrocuted the postman unfortunately the part I ordered ealier was destryoed, so then i had continued my plan with the help of my wife and her weird family and friends. We all decided to hunt down Munsu because he was too evil to really be a living being he was also a very very experienced master baiter. " Oh my god ", "everybody gets shot!"

The next day was the best"

This essay is on pair with Nguyens in the funny picture thread]

[Spiegel]

because we finally

[Thank you for doing that Sandldan, I was about to do that tonight. Now it saves me the trouble.]

[GLS]

were able to

[Inazuma]

make Deadfire forget

[gr3atfull]

about his beloved

[Spiegel]

Bavarian Prostitute. Then

[masamuneehs]

Terracosmo, wearing drag

[6Zabuza9]

came out of

[gr3atfull]

the closet and

[Inazuma]

started a fight

[Spiegel]

with Deadfire. They

[6Zabuza9]

then had sex

[XanBcoo]

about three times.

[Inazuma]

Oh my god !

[6Zabuza9]

They Killed Kenny!

[Yukimura]

You Bastards! Screamed

[Spiegel]

Masamuneehs. He then

[Lucifus]

began fisting himself

[Inazuma]

with Celine Dion

[Spiegel]

I went ahead and figured I would bring closure to this particular thread. So here we go, the story you Gotwooters created.


"Today I found a black leprechaun and white wife playing D&D at Michael Jackson's house of flying daggers.., jack hammers, and.. empty vodka bottles. The next day he stole my house and sold my children to the Jamaican Mafia. I was relieved because I hated my beaner children. Especially the one suffering from lupus but i love the euros received for my left kidney that I ate onstage at it tasted like BoC's left nipple when in reality it was like Lucifus's left nut. No one really cares about howI feel when I have only a little bit of dirty ass to keep me from playing with with my penis while i watch a nude Barney quietly licking some homeless bum, whose dog was molested by KAA staff who had problems with his personal flying programming monkeys hit h game.

If you think thats weird try raping some bros and ejaculating in cans of tuna while playing with.. your favorite slinkey but always remember to shake your manwhores down for enough money too pay for my fine fat goose and my Negroplasty. Because if you start drooling my thick and juicy hog around here named Bacon will start jizzing all over the walls.on the bright.. side of things, the goatse man and his wife burned in hell for 6 minutes and they looked like something that.. just got burnt. I'm sure that is lame but.. I have cancer and the doctor screwed my wife while i was experimenting with his french maids outfit and feather duster on his new ten-speed bike. Then he cut off the power , but suddenly a very moist and naked girl Who was a prostitute on the professional golf circuit was hit by a wiggly and sluty female golfer.

She was obese and smelt of old eggs and curry, meanwhile back.. at The Bronx she went to the sex store and bought a Saber inflatable doll then suddenly deadfire pulled out his flaccid and unimpressive 3.25" floppy device lovingly named Binky.
Honoring a hamster that once fought.. to restore peace in his pant. speaking of pants mine are wet which probably explains..earlier furious masturbation. In the meantime while time traveling means being stoned out of your freaking mind I did a goatseand then a giant clone of M.C Hammer came out from my computer screen started doing some stand up comedy the comedy was offered by the goat show from mexico and that was the end my virginity. I started taking piano.. lessons from a perverted American midget with the name Jefferson GayLoussac III who touched me very very roughly in the deepest.. sections of my pants and buttocks. Meanwhile, the plan.. for world domination was nearly completed but something happened when my doorbell electrocuted the postman unfortunately the part I ordered earlier was destroyed, so then i had continued my plan with the help of my wife and her weird family and friends. We all decided to hunt down Munsu because he was too evil to really be a living being he was also a very very experienced master baiter. " Oh my god ", "everybody gets shot!"

The next day was the best because we finally were able to make Deadfire forget about his beloved Bavarian Prostitute. Then Terracosmo, wearing drag came out of the closet and started a fight with Deadfire. They then had sex about three times. Oh my god! They Killed Kenny! "You Bastards!" screamed Masamuneehs. He then began fisting himself with Celine Dion."

THE END!

Isn't it wonderful...

[Lucifus]

That has got to be one of the greatest pieces of literature I've ever laid my eyes on. Encore!:D :cool:

[Spiegel]

Yeah, I think we should wait a while before another 3-word thread. I think our imaginations ran out of mental juice towards the end there.