What people are searching for...

[XanBcoo]

An interesting, and pretty hilarious, site I came across today.

http://www.dogpile.com/info.dogpl/searchspy/results.htm?fci=1&filter=0&qcat=web

It lists various key words and web searches in real-time. The searches I've seen so far have ranged from boring, to funny, to pretty out there, and then just plain fucked up. It's awesome. I've taken to playing a little game, trying to see how many searches in a row aren't porn-related. So far it's only been about 14.

I know more of these types of sites exist, so if you know or have heard of one that works better, please post it here.

Also, what's up with people searching for URLs??

[Kraco]

Heh. Quite funny searches indeed. And some disturbing like you said. And that 14 looked like a reliable estimate indeed. Some "animals sex with women" (wtf?) always pops up sooner or later.

I have sometimes seached for urls, if I don't want to type the url in the address bar. Maybe I'm a little weird, but I use the drop-down list of the address bar like bookmarks for certain places I visit very often, and so I don't want some extra one-time urls to clutter it. Now, no need to tell me it's not meant to be used like that... I know, I know.

[FrogKing]

LOL, i started to watch for a bit and saw, i shit you not, a search for:
Hairy chested gay bears
I laughed trying to imagine who was searching and why the fu$k they want to know about that.

[Bucket]

spanked in public
Mmmyeah. You know, you can pay people to do this now.

jessica alba breast
Hey, let me know if you find anything.

porn
Good to know there are still old-fashioned people out there.

how to make mash potatoes
I didn't know this required research...

women pee
That they do.

xsudowhqj hxplk
Either this guy is screwing around or he's Finnish.

youngest nude
Looking for baby pictures... obviously.

grandma sucks a big black
...Licorice?

black fluid from breasts
x_x

niggaspace
That's it. Everybody out of the internet.

[Kraco]

xsudowhqj hxplk
Either this guy is screwing around or he's Finnish.

One strong characteristic of the Finnish language is a very high ratio of vowels compared to consonants. So, either that guy was screwing around or he's a German (which has the opposite true for the vowel-consonant ratio).

[Lucifus]

My god..what I saw was disturbing....
And how can all of the world be so horny at one time?!:rolleyes:

[BioAlien]

so many people looking for porn on search engine...

[XanBcoo]

I also found:

phat butts
lol

Little girls peeing
Moving right along...

slut bowling
...Slut bowling. Is that a sport or some sexual term I've never heard of?

Some of these are just unreal. It's way too amusing.

Edit: I think this is my new favorite:

(ferret) + (relationship)

[Assertn]

mother son masturbation

[KitKat]

I have sometimes seached for urls, if I don't want to type the url in the address bar. Maybe I'm a little weird, but I use the drop-down list of the address bar like bookmarks for certain places I visit very often, and so I don't want some extra one-time urls to clutter it. Now, no need to tell me it's not meant to be used like that... I know, I know.

I do the EXACT same thing. My bookmarks list is really full and cluttered, so I keep my sites that I check daily in my address bar drop down list. I get kindof annoyed when other people use my computer and type in urls and mess up my neat little list, so I set it to clear after 2 days. So yeah, I type url's into google fairly frequently.

[Bucket]

tentacle rape stories
Dear Playboy: I never thought it would happen to me...

gay bears
Seems to be a rising trend.

real incest stories
Man, I hate when they try to pull those fake incest stories on you.

soap drawbacks
If you really need an excuse not to use soap...

free white magic
You need to specify which kind of magic you're ordering online.

[Spiegel]

i saw sch things as:

Brittany Spears Crotch Shots........
Oral Sex Tutorials.....
Church of the flying Spegettee... (yes spelled exactly like that)

and

Sex for cupples over 70......??!?!?

Yeah, I got to say that is some preatty weird S*&% out there being searched

[Bucket]

Flying Spaghetti Monster? Nice.

[python862]

I saw "spanked over mom's knee" Three times in a row...lawl...and then I saw "Up the Skirt"

p.s. also saw "fat"

p.p.s. and "myspace" twice

[mage]

Hmm...

http://www.dogpile.com/info.dogpl/search/web/faggot%252Bass%252Bmother%252Bfucker%252Bsucking%2 52Ba%252Bcock%252Band%252Bgetting%252Banother%252B one%252Bin%252Bhis%252Bass%252Band%252Bhe%252Blike s%252Bit%252Bwhen%252Bthe%252Bother%252Bguys%252Bc um%252Ball%252Bover%252Bhis%252Bface/1/-/1/-/-/-/1/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/417/top/-/-/1/1
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/695/hmmfl7.jpg

And at the bottom is "ovulation signs," lol.

[python862]

Here's my contribution...
Hot Free sex porn

[Lucifus]

My god. Well me, Richard(annoying phyton guy), and sean(that kronos guy) have all been bored learning how to use Microsoft Word in our Computer class and have been using this search thingy for our entertainment. And entertaining it has been.

Heres a few of the very entertaining and mostly disturbing queries we have found.

"hitler a jew?"
Yes Ma'am!

"14 year old boy average size?"
2-3 inches, if you are black :P

"free homoerotic art"
When normal erotic art just won't cut it....

We got like 20 different Brintey Spears things.
"erotic free porn"
To the point.
"sims nude patch"
O.o
"hentai"
No comment.
"horse sex"
.....
"what does hip hop mean?"
I dunno..
"sex and over 40"
WTF there is no sex over 40!
"shemale gallery"
Ewwww. Tranny!
"fruit cake porn"
Hey... it's pretty hard stuff...
"drunken moms"
(Unable to comply)
"ass lift"
Boxtox... for your ass!
"bangboat.com"
Thats one salty fuck.
"vagina conversations"
Assplug... check... um... more holes!
"worldsex.com"
In Soviet Russia, she fuck you!
"child prostitution in the united states"
Those 7 year olds... whew
"free big tits round ass"
A man's dream!
"young girl big pisshole"
Someone has been here before...
"young girls"
Standard.
"hot college girls"
They went from suck to blow!
"old people"
Ahhhhh! They are coming! Run from the Internets!
*mature nude woman"
Ewww.
"vaginal conserception"
Because having a buttplug, just isn't enough.

Same spelling for all of em, people can't spell.

[python862]

ERROR: 291151: Too many stupid people

[Lucifus]

Hmmm...just so you all know, my account was hijacked by the guy above and this other dude I go to school with for that post of mine above.....>.>

[Assertn]

"merry christmas naked"

lol

[Lucifus]

"cum on santa"
Ho Ho Ho!

"twitching balls"
um...

Edit: Boob Juice