Naruto Recaps

[David Craft]

Well while we are waiting on the stupid fillers to end, I thought id post something iv had an idea on for a while.

I present, the Naruto recap, every ep in under 60 seconds.... ish.... :p

Starting with Ep 1:


Naruto: Hi Im Naruto!

Class: No one cares!

Naruto: Damn I suck...

Iruka: Test time! Make clones!

Naruto: Ha ha I did it!

Iruke: ... You fail! You suck!

Naruto: *sniffle* no one likes me...

Iruke: Finaly the boy learns something...

*later*

Mizuki: Got a deal for you, you steal top secret scrole, you become ninja!

Naruto: Awsome!

Mizuke: Damn this boys dense...

Naruto: hmm?

Mizuke: Nothing nothing...

*later*

Naruto: hmm kage bushin? sounds like I can spam this move later... sweet.

Iruka: What the Hell are you doing?

Naruto: I stole this so now you have to make me Ninja!

Iruka: ... WTF?

Mizuke: Haha all part of my plan. BTW Naruto you are the 9 tailed deamon fox!

Naruto: Sweet! I mean.... huh?

Iruka: ...

Mizuke: And you killed Iruka's parrents!

Naruto: Damn, im worse then I thought

Iruka: that wasnt Naruto!

Mizuke: Was too!

Iruka: Was not!

Mizuke: Was too!

Iruka: Was not!

Mizuke: Was too!

Iruka: Was not!

Mizuke: Was too!

Iruka: Was not!

Naruto: ... Um ill be over here till you two are done....

Iruka: ok... OUCH! damn I have a big shuriken stuck out of my back!

Mizuke: Ha Ha you suck!

Naruto: Grr I cant take this! Time for me to begin my spamage! Mass Kage Bushin!

Mizuke: ... Sucks to be me...

Iruka: There is such thing as overkill....

Naruto: Har har!

Iruka: Fine, you can be a ninja, just as long as you PROMISE never to spam Kage Bushin OR Ressengan!

Naruto: Sure! HE HE Im ninja NINJA! BAHAHAHA PHEAR ME!

Iruka: Oh god, what have I done....

[Mizuchi]

What the fuck is the point of this thread

[David Craft]

YOU my friend are too uptight

What else is there to do (besides bitch at more fillers and crap)

I mean personaly im tired of bitching at fillers so I thought id at least TRY to add some fun in teh mix lol.

[Assertn]

What the fuck is the point of this thread
This may be a complete shot in the dark but.....I believe the point of this thread is to recap every Naruto episode in under 60 seconds

[Mizuchi]

YOU my friend are too uptight

What else is there to do (besides bitch at more fillers and crap)

I mean personaly im tired of bitching at fillers so I thought id at least TRY to add some fun in teh mix lol.

Lol I guess what i said came out wrong, what I meant was what do you expect replies to be? Comments on your post or their own recaps on other eps?

[RyougaZell]

Under 60 seconds indeed. Why? Because I didn't bother to read past the 6th line :D

[David Craft]

ah well *shrugs* I thought it was a good idea

lol

ill just shut up now

[Animeniax]

What else is there to do (besides bitch at more fillers and crap)

Umm, how about going outside and playing some sports, or getting some sunlight? Or read a book, or watch something else on tv, or play a video game, or hang out with friends, or go to the park, or go to the gym, or do something constructive?

[Terracosmo]

do something constructive?

YOU SPEAK THE WORDS OF THE DEVIL

[Yukimura]

Worthless anti-forum Drivel

Why don't you do all that stuff and stay the fuck away from the people who want to watch good anime and talk about it with other people that care. Since you obviously don't care why waste your precious time telling us your fantasies and go live them.

[Assertn]

This thread is actually more clever than most of the other ones i've seen here lately

[Mizuchi]

This thread is actually more clever than most of the other ones i've seen here lately

Then why don't you explain to us in all of your great wisdom, seeing how you are much smarter than the rest of us, what people are supposed to reply on this thread? Instead of posting a useless comment on what you think of the quality of the thread.

[redcat]

recap the next episode if you want I guess.

but no one is forcing you to do it.

[woofcat]

Episode 2

Photographer: Say Cheese!
Naruto: I Look so Totally Awesome!

Hokage: Take it again.
Naruto: WHAT!

Henge! (Sexy what ever)

Hokage *Blood*

Konohamaro: Die Old man

*trips*

Konohamaro: Naruto you did something

Naruto: Screw you, *punchs kid*

Ebisu: Don't get involved with Naruto even if he hit you!

*Konohamaro Follows Naruto*

Konohamaro: Teach me Pervertated Abilities!

Naruto: Yay someone looks upto me!
Naruto: Try to transform!

Konohamaro: Do i look like her?
Naruto: No your fat.

Naruto: Lets Look at Ladies in the book shop!
Store Owner: Get out!

Naruto: Fine lets try the baths
*Ladies beat naruto up*

Naruto: Preperation is now complete, Lets try it for real!
Konohamaro: Roger Boss!
Naruto: Thinner! Bigger Boobs!

Ebisu: Were did naruto take Young Master!

Naruto: Why do you try to kill the Hokage?

Konohamaro: Everyone looks at me as the grandson of the Hokage, So i am going to kill him.

Naruto: Its not that easy to become Hokage, Its alot of work. And YOU MUST DEFEAT ME FIRST.

Ebisu: I found you young master!

Konohamaro: Henge! What it didn't work?

*Naruto Does Mass Sexy Henge*

Naruto: I call it Harem No Jutsu.

[wowza161]

Episode 3

Shikamaru: Hey Naruto, what the hell are you doing here? Graduates only!

Naruto: Peep the headband asshole. Way to be a 200 IQ genius or whatever.

Sakura: OMG LOOK IT'S SASUKE. He's totally bringing sexy back.

Naruto: OMG LOOK IT'S SAKURA. BOOBIES.

Sakura: stop lookin at my boobies, bitch

Naruto: No. *kisses sasuke omghotmansex*

I really can't bring myself to do any more.

[Assertn]

guys, guys.....we should only be keeping threads active that mizuchi feels capable of participating in.

[wowza161]

guys, guys.....we should only be keeping threads active that mizuchi feels capable of participating in.

Last I checked, there weren't any yaoi hentai sections in the forums.

[Animeniax]

Last I checked, there weren't any yaoi hentai sections in the forums.
We know wowza161 checks daily for such a section to start, only to be disappointed.

This is a pretty silly thread.

@Yukimura: naah.

[The Heretic Azazel]

This thread is so awesome I want to boil it in a spoon and inject myself with it.

Fuckers.

[Genma]

Episode 4

Kakashi: Time to train, hurhur.

Team 7: Yaaaaay!

Kakashi: Okay, grab my balls and you succeed.

Sasuke: I'm badass... ohhhhhh yeaaaaah.

Naruto: I'm stupid.

Sakura-chan: I enjoy being useless!

<meanwhile>

Iruka: OMFG, KAKASHI-SENSEI HAS NEVER PASSED ANYONE. D:<

Hokage: Yeah... whatever.

<back to the action>

Naruto: OMFG!!!! I FELL FOR A TRAP... LET ME SCREAM LIKE A GIRL ARGHGHG.

<enter the best closing music on Naruto, ever>

[darkshadow]

^That was actually pretty funny.

[Assertn]

Episode 5
<Naruto still hanging from tree>

Kakashi: You pretty much suck ass...(whoop, time to start the trend of suspense-killers known as kawarimi)

Kakashi: There appears to be a girl behind the bushes...I'm just gonna...go ahead and blow some leaves around, place a fake body over here...then when she's unconscious I'll slip away and forget to call the next day

Kakashi: Wow, here's a genin that can use fire jutsus...not bad. Might as well take the opportunity to exploit my vast knowledge of thousands of jutsus now before I get stuck relying on the same water/lightning jutsus I'll always use for the rest of this series.

Kakashi: Aight, so liiieeeek....you guys shouldnt really be ninjas...you've pretty much ignored the same concept I've been hammering since the last episode...but I miss my friends, so I'll give you another chance.

Naruto: Guys, gimme some food....trust me....he's totally out in the woods doing something that in no way involves us.

Sasuke: Being a genin, I should still be able to detect the presence of an elite jounin, and I don't sense him, so he's obviously engrossed in whatever old men alone in the woods engross themselves with.

<insert unreasonably awkward sakura feeding naruto moment>

Kakashi: COLD COCK!!!

Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura: !!!

[mage]

This thread is so awesome I want to boil it in a spoon and inject myself with it.

Fuckers.
Nice, I'll have to save that one.

[David Craft]

yar....


well perhaps the idea has cought on after all lol.

You all seam to be better writers at this then me anyways :p

[mage]

What is Cold Cock?

[redcat]

Off-topic.
And contentless post.

Warning up 20.

This part of the forum has been absolute shit recently, with some notable (and noticed) constant offenders. Keep fucking up, I'm itching to ban some of you.

love

masamuneehs

shivering rooster

[suckitdry]

me do episode 6 now cool?

Naruto: Why now one hire me for mission? I such good ninja! Hey you bitch, you give me good mission bitch!

3rd Hokage: *oldman grumble* Who you call bitch? I give you secretly really hard mission to fuck you day up. Have nice day.

*some crap about puny hole in wall country, something about bridge*

Naruto: We guard this dude! Mission mission mission! I become Hokage, get 401k!

Sneaky water ninja: Oh n0, We attack!

Sasuke kick ass. Naruto piss pants.

Kakashi: I not like this... oh, Naruto bleeding? They put the poo in your wound, you die soon.

Sakura: We give up! Naruto hurt, mission too hard! I cry like this in every episode just like this!

Naruto: Bitch you shut up! I cut that poison out and act 1337 to get you on my floor. I never back down from mission! That's my way of the ninja, believe it!

*everyone secretly laugh at him*

Kakashi: He crazy like a fox, but much dumber... Oh, and your hand still bleed like Irishman's wife at bottom of stairs.

Naruto: 0nooooooo!

*flash away, Zabuza in queer-eye cow-hide boots*

Zabuza: I may sodomize a 15 year old bishounen boy, ala Mark Foley, but I got da big ass sword, I rule joo bitch!