My Black Hole Theory

[mage]

My theoretical black hole actually expells matter at the speed of light. I know this sounds strange, but it's true. What's more, the condensed matter which is forced out can actually EXPAND exponentially, meaning that what started out as a small amount of matter, actually has a blast area of a few cubic meters. It's true and it's the same for everyone. Also, black holes do not distort time, but their size and shape CAN be distorted. Lube must be used to prevent this.

Its nice to see that you're so active these days, but dont just post random stuff like this.

Assassin

[6Zabuza9]

nice theory but i dont really get it:confused:

[darkmetal505]

uh, ok?

Black Holes as far as we know absorb to put it in simplest forms. Expelling is interesting, but since black holes can even "suck in" light, it would probably expel faster than the speed of light.

But I don't have a clue what I'm talking about because the last time I learned something on black holes was 6th grade.

[Terracosmo]

You know what they say, once you go black hole you'll never... uhh... get back outside.