I really want to buy a windmill shuriken!

[naruto=pwnage]

hey I've been looking all over the place online to find a windmill shuriken. if anyone can give me a site where I can get one it would be greatly appreciated ^_^ oh! by the way. the shuriken MUST be metal and full size!!. thankyou

[PSJ]

Find something better to spend your money at, what would your parents say if you spend it on a big ass metal toy?

[el_boss]

You might find something useful here. (http://pyro.buildtolearn.net/misc/posting.swf)

[Kraco]

Be sure to pick one that's made of titanium (unless you have a body like Governator had 30 years ago).

[el_boss]

Titanium, wouldn't that cost a shit-load of money? You should buy one made of platinum or palladium.i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

[KoKo37]

like how are you suppose to throw a giant metal shuriken? or I suppose its probally for a collection or something i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif, anyways il let you know if I find a site that sells em XD.

[ChaosK]

Originally posted by: el_boss
Titanium, wouldn't that cost a shit-load of money? You should buy one made of platinum or palladium.


of course, titanium cost a shitload but platinum is cheap!

[masamuneehs]

Originally posted by: KoKo37
like how are you suppose to throw a giant metal shuriken?

nuff said. debate over.

Yeah it looks pretty, yeah you can brag about it to your friends. But lets face it, such a tool is not only technically exorbitantly expensive, it is also quite useless. Harder to throw and heavier than a discus or shotput = useless.

While nobody is going to go and start complaining that "Naruto is unrealistic" (no shit! breathing fire, summoning giant frogs, a man controlling sand) because it is painfully obviously unrealistic, let's stop pretending that we can live out these fantasies. You can't, nobody can. That's life.

You want to learn how to use a weapon that few employ but that can save your ass in dire straits, go take some serious martial arts and learn how to use a switchblade or some other small cutting tool. Won't escalate the situation like a gun will, but can rearrange a face or swing the tides of a mugging/one-sided fight in a heartbeat, also much easier to conceal.

[Carnage]

Wait, are those uber shuriken real?

[darkmetal505]

Originally posted by: God#2
Wait, are those uber shuriken real?

im sure there are some out there, but there is no practical use. All you'll be able to say is "i have a killing machine"

[Carnage]

They probably really were used by uber ninja.

[aznimperialx]

stop being a naruto geek, if you want to kill someone buy a gun

[RedX1z]

Originally posted by: aznimperialx
stop being a naruto geek, if you want to kill someone buy a gun

exactly what he said. there's better things you can waste money on, what you say isn't one of them, and here i thought those guys that walk around in those naruto head protecters were weird. the truth is cold, but true.

[Mr Squiggles]

What they said, It's just a waste of money. Besides, everyone Knows that a lightsaber is much more efective than a windmil shuriken...

Edit: And they're real too, see: http://gundamvsjedi.ytmnd.com/

[The Heretic Azazel]

Maybe he wants to tear someone's ass up with one shot to the back.

Don't discourage the boy for wanting a clean kill.

[Kraco]

The only way to kill somebody with a full sized windmill shuriken is to stand on a balcony and wait until the target walks below. Then drop the thing at the right moment. Although an anvil would do the trick even better, and would be much cheaper and harder for the police to trace.

[Darknodin]

Originally posted by: Kraco
The only way to kill somebody with a full sized windmill shuriken is to stand on a balcony and wait until the target walks below. Then drop the thing at the right moment. Although an anvil would do the trick even better, and would be much cheaper and harder for the police to trace.


haha... someone killed by a giant shuriken. only one person owning such a weapon in a 300km radius... mmm I wonder who did it!

[Terracosmo]

Originally posted by: Mr Squiggles
What they said, It's just a waste of money. Besides, everyone Knows that a lightsaber is much more efective than a windmil shuriken...

Edit: And they're real too, see: http://gundamvsjedi.ytmnd.com/

Pretty funny how I knew which music would be playing even before the track started. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Mr Squiggles]

^ Well, ytmnd is pretty predictable when it comes to the background music i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

Oh, and another way to use the giant shuriken would be to have it roll down a hallway thats sloping downwards, and let it cleave through all the passerbys

[complich8]

Originally posted by: Kraco
The only way to kill somebody with a full sized windmill shuriken is to stand on a balcony and wait until the target walks below. Then drop the thing at the right moment. Although an anvil would do the trick even better, and would be much cheaper and harder for the police to trace.

I dunno, anvils are pretty uncommon these days too. Not to mention unwieldy.

The only people who might have an anvil around these days would be farriers and jewelers. Rest assured, neither would keep them on their balconies.

You'd be better off using disk weights or dumbbells, or possibly large pipes. A dropped ladder would also do the trick nicely (they're nice and heavy, too).

[XanBcoo]

Originally posted by: complich8
The only people who might have an anvil around these days would be farriers and jewelers.
What about cartoon ducks and coyotes and whatnot?

[complich8]

Originally posted by: XanBcoo
What about cartoon ducks and coyotes and whatnot?

Bah. They haven't used them significantly in like 40 years.

[Kraco]

You might be right. I suppose I'm an old-fashioned guy, thinking like that...

[KitKat]

Originally posted by: complich8


Originally posted by: XanBcoo
What about cartoon ducks and coyotes and whatnot?

Bah. They haven't used them significantly in like 40 years.
Pfft, that's because modern ducks and coyotes don't understand the awesomeness of the anvil. So simple yet elegant. If I was an animated character I'd definitely choose an anvil as my weapon of choice.

[Ero-Fan]

Originally posted by: KitKat


Originally posted by: complich8


Originally posted by: XanBcoo
What about cartoon ducks and coyotes and whatnot?

Bah. They haven't used them significantly in like 40 years.
Pfft, that's because modern ducks and coyotes don't understand the awesomeness of the anvil. So simple yet elegant. If I was an animated character I'd definitely choose an anvil as my weapon of choice.

Everyone seems to be forgeting the Almighty Toliet. After you drop that, you can jump and land on the guy next to him, crushing that guy as well. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

[XanBcoo]

^^ Much more useful than a safe. When you drop one of those on someone, they can just open the door from the inside and stroll away.

[Carnage]

What About leading them off a cliff and having them go out with a small *poof*

[Mr Squiggles]

^ it works, but it just has no style.... or coolness.

All this talk of anvil's and toilets, but everyone is forgetting the might of the almighty piano drop! What other weapon brings death and funky sound together into one awesome package?

[Zinobi]

a xylophone i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif
this isnt even about the windmill shuriken anymore. its more like "how to kill someone in the ways of cartoons"

[darkmetal505]

id send naruto to do the job

[Knives122]

he'd probably screw it up, send Kakashi.

[Phoenix20578]

Originally posted by: KitKat


Originally posted by: complich8


Originally posted by: XanBcoo
What about cartoon ducks and coyotes and whatnot?

Bah. They haven't used them significantly in like 40 years.
Pfft, that's because modern ducks and coyotes don't understand the awesomeness of the anvil. So simple yet elegant. If I was an animated character I'd definitely choose an anvil as my weapon of choice.

Completly agree. The anvil is a classic and nothing, and I mean NOTHING can equal the same greatness and have the same impact as it.

[Board of Command]

Not even the holy cactus?

[complich8]

Originally posted by: God#2
What About leading them off a cliff and having them go out with a small *poof*

You should know by now that that NEVER works.

The coyote always falls. And usually a giant boulder falls on him. But the ground below those cliffs is always super-soft and spongy, and the coyote's always fine.

[Sharkfang]

i know how to throw a windmill shuriken, more or less.

[Kraco]

i know how to throw a windmill shuriken, more or less.

You must know since you managed to throw one from 2006 all the way to 2011.

[darkshadow]

Pretty epic zombie throwing skills I'd say.

[KitKat]

You never know when you're going to need something like that for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

[dragonrage]

You never know when you're going to need something like that for the upcoming zombie apocalypse.

:) does that fall under the category of etc, when making preparations...

[RyougaZell]

Pretty epic zombie throwing skills I'd say.

Braaaaaaains....

Seriously though... is the guy a necromancer or a sasuke wannabe?

[XanBcoo]

Necromancy threads are annoying but also kind of fascinating because I like looking at my ancient posts.

[Animeniax]

Necromancy threads are annoying but also kind of fascinating because I like looking at my ancient posts.

I as well. It's especially surreal when I read what I posted and I can't believe I posted it. Boggles my mind some of the shit that's come out of my noodle.

[Kraco]

Necromancy threads are annoying but also kind of fascinating because I like looking at my ancient posts.

It's kind of sad, though, to see posts by good forum members that have since disappeared for good.