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EpyonNext
Tue, 01-17-2006, 10:58 AM
Discuss.

RedX1z
Tue, 01-17-2006, 11:02 AM
hasn't this just got out of hands? and i'm not sure how are they similar. so, you start..though, this sounds pointless..

edit:actually, this one is completely random from the other 2..and makes no sense..

DarthEnderX
Tue, 01-17-2006, 11:03 AM
If you're not farmiliar with recent Chuck Norris internet trends then you aren't going to get the joke.

darkmetal505
Tue, 01-17-2006, 11:04 AM
they are both freakin awesome?

RedX1z
Tue, 01-17-2006, 11:06 AM
i just thought it was bad taste in humor for a second. well, thanks for pointing that out.

KoKo37
Tue, 01-17-2006, 11:12 AM
well I cant really find any resemblences expect for there awesomeness, although if they fought it would be an awesome battle, but as demostrated by Conan, Chuck Norris cannot be defeated (http://conanvschuck.ytmnd.com/).

Jadugar
Tue, 01-17-2006, 11:12 AM
These some1=someone2 threads have got to stop. I know I started these kind of threads

Ishida = Sasuke (http://forums.gotwoot.net/messageview.cfm?catid=51&threadid=17185&enterthrea d=y)
Sai = Sasuke (http://forums.gotwoot.net/messageview.cfm?catid=29&threadid=17045&enterthrea d=y)

but now they are getting out of hand.

DarthEnderX
Tue, 01-17-2006, 11:16 AM
Jeez man, did you really have to plug your own posts...that's so uncool.




Anyway, two things all people should farmiliarize themselves with on the subject of Chuck Norris.

The Ultimate Showdown (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267)

and

Random Chuck Norris Facts (http://www.4q.cc/chuck/)

Jadugar
Tue, 01-17-2006, 11:20 AM
Haha.

My new thread is going to be DarthEnder=uncool i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

Somebody stop me ( Jim Carrey as MASK)

masamuneehs
Tue, 01-17-2006, 11:21 AM
Character A = Character B threads = Annoying waste of space. Give me Mod priveliges and they'd all be stricken from the forums.

anphorus
Tue, 01-17-2006, 11:23 AM
They are similar in the fact that both are unstoppable killing machines. But I'm pretty sure that Kenpachi did [B (http://not[/b] give Jesus the gift of Beard.]http://www.4q.cc/chuck/) Kenpachi may be strong and cool but sadly, he is still no match for the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris. The only people that can beat Chuck Norris is a huge team of Superheroes and Movie Characters. Or possibly Mr. Rodgers (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org)

Also: Darthender edited while I was posting. I hate when that happens as it completely spoils my post. i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif

KoKo37
Tue, 01-17-2006, 11:30 AM
well its just one or two topics, its not too hard to just scroll down a tiny bit to get to a different one. And these are fun to play around with and post pictures in i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif. Personly just let the old ones die and use the new ones.

3])iT : also Chuck doesn't like the faqs that are spreading o.O (http://uhohchucknorris.ytmnd.com/), and the links are dead anphorus.

anphorus
Tue, 01-17-2006, 11:38 AM
Yeah, for some reason I tried to bold in the middle of a link. This has supsequently rendered that particular post into some kind of uneditable supercreature. Which is unfortunate. The second one should work. The first one is This. (http://www.4q.cc/chuck/)

Assertn
Tue, 01-17-2006, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by: DarthEnder
If you're not farmiliar with recent Chuck Norris internet trends then you aren't going to get the joke.

It's no longer an internet trend.
It's an internet cliche.

DarthEnderX
Tue, 01-17-2006, 02:29 PM
As is generally the case by the time it works its way around to me, yes.

Phoenix20578
Tue, 01-17-2006, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by: AssertnFailure


Originally posted by: DarthEnder
If you're not farmiliar with recent Chuck Norris internet trends then you aren't going to get the joke.

It's no longer an internet trend.
It's an internet cliche.

As are these comparason threads...

Carnage
Tue, 01-17-2006, 06:56 PM
Kenpachi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>chuck norris>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>alot of other pplz.

darkmetal505
Tue, 01-17-2006, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by: God#2
Kenpachi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>chuck norris>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>alot of other pplz.

are you kidding?! chuck norris is at the top of the chain.

Man, chuck norris's tears can cure cancer, but he never cries.

Carnage
Tue, 01-17-2006, 09:24 PM
Oh yea? Well Kenpachi can do an even greater good for the world! He has enough power to wipe out all of humanity! HAH!i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif

Sapphire
Tue, 01-17-2006, 10:13 PM
What! They aren't similar at all! Ahhhhhhh! i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif XD

ImitationSanen
Tue, 01-17-2006, 11:54 PM
Mr Rogers> All


Bow before the might of Fred Rogers mofos!!
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4421/rogers7nt.jpg

Kensee
Wed, 01-18-2006, 12:26 AM
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/Kensee/1135389814963.jpg

End of Discussion

ImitationSanen
Wed, 01-18-2006, 03:47 AM
Wow, I laughed at that for about 10 minutes, woke up my girlfriend and showed her, she laughed too. You sir have officially made my day. Who am I to question the might of a man that can divide by 0

DarthEnderX
Wed, 01-18-2006, 09:11 AM
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.



Chuck Norris doesn't make love to his wife, he just gets less angry at her.

DB_Hunter
Wed, 01-18-2006, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by: DarthEnder


Chuck Norris doesn't make love to his wife, he just gets less angry at her.

LOL! Who the hell came up with that one?

darkmetal505
Thu, 01-19-2006, 08:56 AM
Why chuck norris is a badass (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-407892439139457720&q=chuck+norris)