British woman weds dolphin [Archive]

DB_Hunter

Fri, 12-30-2005, 08:38 PM

Click (http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/british-woman-weds-dolphin/2005/12/30/1135732717451.html)

PSJ

Fri, 12-30-2005, 08:45 PM

When i read stuff like that ican't help but think that the end of the world is right around the corner.

aznimperialx

Fri, 12-30-2005, 08:48 PM

"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert."

thats a lie!

KoKo37

Fri, 12-30-2005, 09:10 PM

i can just picture her saying " You never help me around the house!! " and she thinks shes not a pervert?? -.-". Anyways i agree with PSJ "When i read stuff like that i can't help but think that the end of the world is right around the corner."

RedX1z

Fri, 12-30-2005, 09:14 PM

what she could be doing now with that poor defenseless dolphin. yet, i don't want to know..

Terracosmo

Fri, 12-30-2005, 09:27 PM

She MUST be a virgin.

masamuneehs

Fri, 12-30-2005, 09:44 PM

are um... well... that is to ask...

do dolphins even have phallic organs?

Jadugar

Fri, 12-30-2005, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by: masamuneehs
are um... well... that is to ask...

do dolphins even have phallic organs?

Dolphins have been recorded trying to copulate with seals, sharks, turtles, eels(!), and even humans. Small wonder that they engage in homosexual activity of various kinds, and also masturbate.

Taken from this site

http://news.nationalgeographic...20912_animalsex_2.html (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/09/0912_020912_animalsex_2.html)

ChaosK

Fri, 12-30-2005, 09:56 PM

^^thanks jadugar, we all needed to know about dolphin's masturbation habits....and im sure terra is trying to find one now.

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
She MUST be a virgin.

damn, u got to it before i did.

Raven

Sun, 01-01-2006, 06:50 AM

The Dolphin is the only species on Earth (besides Human Beings) that has sex for pleasure.

el_boss

Sun, 01-01-2006, 07:09 AM

There are also some monkey species that have casual sex. I've also heard that male lions kill their own offspring so that they get to have sex.

This is almost like that Simpsons episode where Homer starts marrying anyone to anything.

Board of Command

Sun, 01-01-2006, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by: PSJ
When i read stuff like that ican't help but think that the end of the world is right around the corner.
No no no, the world ended with the birth of the first idiot 10000 years ago. Right now we're just living in the aftermath of a tragic inbreeding incident.

ShinobiNeko

Sun, 01-01-2006, 10:48 PM

... -_- why would anyone want to marry an animal

Sapphire

Sun, 01-01-2006, 10:50 PM

I see that the dolphin is unavailable for comment..

DB_Hunter

Sun, 01-01-2006, 11:02 PM

Actually... where are the animal rights groups.... they are also going on about whaling and stuff but don't give a damn about interspecies marriages.

LaZie

Sun, 01-01-2006, 11:06 PM

What if a half-breed human/dolphin is born?! i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

Board of Command

Mon, 01-02-2006, 01:43 AM

It will be the real Messiah. The Jews will finally get the last laugh.

6Zabuza9

Mon, 01-02-2006, 07:03 AM

they shouldve posted up the wedding picture. the woman is marrying a dolphin cuz she probably couldn't get a man

mage

Mon, 01-02-2006, 08:50 AM

There is nothing wrong with marrying a dolphin.

Mr Squiggles

Wed, 01-04-2006, 04:56 AM

Originally posted by: mage
There is nothing wrong with marrying a dolphin.

Actually, there is. They didnt get the dolphin's consent! He was forced into this. He probably didnt even know what was going on until it was too late!

Deblas

Wed, 01-04-2006, 03:43 PM

Well this is...awkward. O_o Hehe, woman couldn't get a man in her life so she settled with an animal who could never have a say in it. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

Darknodin

Mon, 01-09-2006, 03:54 PM

For one... i want to state that i would really like to see what a doplhin/human hybrid looks like...

btw, this is not that surprising... its to the level of the guy who beat up his wife with a crocodile...

el_boss

Mon, 01-09-2006, 04:05 PM

Let's assume she couldn't get a human husband. Then why did she choose an animal that doesn't even have a penis. It would make more sense if she married a dog or a horse or something.

Carnage

Mon, 01-09-2006, 10:12 PM

No I think theyhave penises. They're mammals after all.

Edit: Horses and dogs smell like shit.

ChaosK

Mon, 01-09-2006, 10:32 PM

well then, is she gonna have sex with the thing in water?

Carnage

Tue, 01-10-2006, 03:35 PM

Who knows, she's crazy enogh to marry it in the first place.........after this they're prolly gonna start making dolphin porn......ZOMG NOOOOOOOO!

Terracosmo

Tue, 01-10-2006, 04:15 PM

It would be kinda like horse porn, except that now the animal would actually enjoy it.