Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

[Psyke]

Click! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10594017/)

If I were the lover and I wanted to kill her I'd just give her a call right there and then. i/expressions/devil.gif

[Phoenix20578]

LMAO!!!! What a way to end a fight.



Originally posted by: MSNBC
A hospital spokeswoman said she couldnt give details about the womans health since police have not released her identity.

If I just tryed to swallow a cell phone, I wouldn't want anyone to know who the hell I am.

[RedX1z]

you wonder how much she been practicing to be able to fit a phone down her throat..

anyways, that story was just wow. yeah, who would want to be recognized for trying to swallow a phone?XD

[Jman]

*raises WTF flag and waves it vigorously
http://img187.exs.cx/img187/7704/wtf.jpg

[KoKo37]

lmao how stupid is she? the guy wants the phone and she doesn't want him to get it so she swallows it... o.O

btw awesome flag animemaster lol

[masamuneehs]

hehehe. Ah I love people who totally leap before they look.

Seriously, what if that thing was on Vibrate? Then your guts would get stirred up whenever someone called!

Thankfully it sounds like it wasn't that big of a phone (or the woman isn't a great swallowei/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif) because I can imagine some people could fit the thing right down into their stomachs... And can you imagine the havoc that would reap on your digetive system? Ew.

[aznroyale]

she must had like devoted herself to him

[Board of Command]

Police were initially told the boyfriend wanted the phone and the woman tried to swallow it so that he could not get it.
The stories of human stupidity never seem to end. And they say reptiles are stupid...at least they don't cyber their mothers or swallow cellphones.

[aznimperialx]

sometimes people are so stupid...wait everytime

[Knives122]

Human stupidity? no, no this is a glourius thing to hear for a guy...think about the other things she can swallow i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

[Board of Command]

Originally posted by: Knives122
Human stupidity? no, no this is a glourius thing to hear for a guy...think about the other things she can swallow
Swallow my wallet? I don't think so.

[Phoenix20578]

Originally posted by: Knives122
Human stupidity? no, no this is a glourius thing to hear for a guy...think about the other things she can swallow i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

Ba dum, kish!!

[ChaosK]

hooly fucking shit. and its the day after xmas.

[Board of Command]

Now that you mention it, the argument must have had to do with a Christmas spending spree of some sort.

[Uchiha Barles]

Man, if I had been the boyfriend, I would not have called the ambulance.

[Terracosmo]

I went into this topic after reading "Woman swallows" and got extremely disappointed.

But seriously, pretty funny. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Carnage]

Originally posted by: Uchiha Barles
Man, if I had been the boyfriend, I would not have called the ambulance.

Lol. Imagine, if you went to the nearest payphone and called the cellphonei/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Board of Command]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
I went into this topic after reading "Woman swallows" and got extremely disappointed.

But seriously, pretty funny.
Ironic, because those were the 2 words that got me clicking too. I read the rest of the sentence after loading up this thread.

[sakura]

http://www.thekansascitychanne...ws/5680224/detail.html (http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/news/5680224/detail.html)

I guess the woman wasn't as crazy as we thought, her boyfriend shoved it in her throat!

[Psyke]

That guy deserves to have a vibrating dildo shoved down his throat. i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif

[Carnage]

No, he deserves worse. We should send him to prison.

[Board of Command]

Vibrator in throat is worse than prison. I'd much rather rot in prison for 20 years.

[Carnage]

Not American prison. I'd rather just suffocate than be anally raped like a bigillion times.

[Ero-Fan]

Slit him from stem to stern, or have a good ol' fashioned lynching. Either way....

[Carnage]

nope, prison is the way to go.

[PSJ]

You just need to kick the ass of the biggest baddest dude in prison and then you gain everybody's respect.

[Carnage]

Thats easier said than done. There are some PRETTY BIG guys in prison. I dont even know if Chuck Norris could survive prison!

[Ero-Fan]

That depends... does he get to have his stunt double fight for him, or does he have to do it on his own?

[aznimperialx]

lol chuck norris..i laugh at his name

[Carnage]

Fuckin Chuck Norris....

[Uchiha Barles]

Prison is the worse. Here in the US, there's nothing you can do to make your prison stay a non-hellish one. Nobody fights one on one anymore. If someone in prison wants you dead, you have a snowballs chance in hell of staying alive, unless you know who it is. Then your chances are that of a snowball in the middle of a floridian july. You're bound to be assraped, caught in many fights, and overall, just a lot of crap. I used to think Oz (the original HBO series about prison life, featuring fictional characters) was an exaggeration, but since then I've spoken to quite a few people who've come back from prison...and its not that far off at all. Life in prison is no joke.

Also, I don't buy that this guy shoved the phone down that girls throat. That is a VERY hard thing to do and I'm the only I know that is badass enough to pull that off.