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PSJ
Thu, 12-22-2005, 07:49 PM
nagie_afk P18 från Osby i Skåne län (Idag 01:15)
jag är helt seriös nu, och jag vill inte att ni larvar er nu. vem FAN här har beställt en 2 meter hög trästaty föreställande lenin i mitt namn från kanada? fick en lapp om det idag, den står och väntar på bekräftelse. jag har inte köpt den, inte nån i min familj heller. en 2 meter hög jävla trästaty

This is taken from a Swedish site called Lunarstorm, which is a large community where people from all over the country can meet and talk, mostly young teens using it though.

Here follows a translation for all non-swedish speakers.

nagie_afk male18y from Osby i Skåne län (today 1:15am)

I'm totally serious now, and i don't want you to fuck around. Who the HELL has ordered a 2 metres high wodden statue of Lenin in my name from Canada? Got a note in the mail about it today, they want me to confirm it. I haven't bought it and no one in my family has either. A 2 metre fucking wooden statue.

I thought this was extremly funny, what the fuck are canadians doing? Making Lenin statues in wood.

Assassin
Thu, 12-22-2005, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by: PSJ
EDIT: RAHH! just noticed that i posted in the wrong forum, can someone move this to general discussions, wow i'm such an idiot. Sorry.

Its cuz you're swedish. This thread is doomed to fail for the same reason! mwahahaha

Edit:

As a canadian, id just like to say.....TAKE THAT YOU DAMN SWEDES!!! FACE THE WRATH OF 2 METER WOODEN LENIN!

NOT SO PEACE-LOVING NOW ARE WE, EH?

Ero-Fan
Thu, 12-22-2005, 08:39 PM
If it was made of stone, or marble, I would take it. Just driving my neighbors insane with it would make it well worth it.
Oh, man, fear the wrath of the Canucks! ( I think thats how its spelled) Maybe they'll send me something soon. I live in Jersey, send me a Stalin statue, of stone or marble. That, or a really huge poster of Stalin. Woot!

PSJ
Thu, 12-22-2005, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by: Assassin


Originally posted by: PSJ
EDIT: RAHH! just noticed that i posted in the wrong forum, can someone move this to general discussions, wow i'm such an idiot. Sorry.

Its cuz you're swedish. This thread is doomed to fail for the same reason! mwahahaha

Edit:

As a canadian, id just like to say.....TAKE THAT YOU DAMN SWEDES!!! FACE THE WRATH OF 2 METER WOODEN LENIN!

NOT SO PEACE-LOVING NOW ARE WE, EH?

Probably, the world can't comprehend how awesome swedes are even though we make stupid mistakes sometimes.

Assertn
Thu, 12-22-2005, 08:45 PM
i dont get what this thread has to do with swedish shit.

PSJ
Thu, 12-22-2005, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by: PSJ
nagie_afk P18 från Osby i Skåne län (Idag 01:15)
jag är helt seriös nu, och jag vill inte att ni larvar er nu. vem FAN här har beställt en 2 meter hög trästaty föreställande lenin i mitt namn från kanada? fick en lapp om det idag, den står och väntar på bekräftelse. jag har inte köpt den, inte nån i min familj heller. en 2 meter hög jävla trästaty

This is taken from a Swedish site called Lunarstorm, which is a large community where people from all over the country can meet and talk, mostly young teens using it though.



Missed this part Assertn?

Assertn
Thu, 12-22-2005, 09:46 PM
I just wanted to know if there was any relevance to it being in sweden and not from any other non-canadian origin. Is there anything lost in the translation? i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
I was under the impression that you were speaking out of personal experience, rather than quoting a site.

Board of Command
Thu, 12-22-2005, 10:31 PM
Lenin statue? Hell ya, ship it this way!

Giboc
Thu, 12-22-2005, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by: Assassin


Originally posted by: PSJ
EDIT: RAHH! just noticed that i posted in the wrong forum, can someone move this to general discussions, wow i'm such an idiot. Sorry.

Its cuz you're swedish. This thread is doomed to fail for the same reason! mwahahaha

Don't fuck with the Swedish. They make the best fucking music. \m/

Assassin
Fri, 12-23-2005, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by: Giboc


Originally posted by: Assassin


Originally posted by: PSJ
EDIT: RAHH! just noticed that i posted in the wrong forum, can someone move this to general discussions, wow i'm such an idiot. Sorry.

Its cuz you're swedish. This thread is doomed to fail for the same reason! mwahahaha

Don't fuck with the Swedish. They make the best fucking music. \m/


the only thing sweden is good for is making meatballs i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

ES
Fri, 12-23-2005, 03:40 AM
Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
Oh, man, fear the wrath of the Canucks! ( I think thats how its spelled)


Yep, that's how you spell it. Anyway, Ive heard thsi sort of prank from a magazine. Maxim or something, where a friend, neighbor or someone you know orders some weird shit named adressed to you. HIlarity.

PSJ
Fri, 12-23-2005, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
I just wanted to know if there was any relevance to it being in sweden and not from any other non-canadian origin. Is there anything lost in the translation?
I was under the impression that you were speaking out of personal experience, rather than quoting a site.

Nah there isn't anything lost in the translation, i donät think so anyway. I did it as accurate as i can, let's see what the other swedes on here thinks.

Terracosmo
Fri, 12-23-2005, 09:23 AM
lmao, Lunarstorm is an infinite source for stupid shit.

PSJ
Fri, 12-23-2005, 09:29 AM
Indeed, there isn't a single person that is remotely normal on there.

Xollence
Fri, 12-23-2005, 09:46 AM
Aren't statues of Lenin and Stalin illegal in some countries?

Assertn
Fri, 12-23-2005, 12:10 PM
Probably not in Sweden and Canada

Carnage
Fri, 12-23-2005, 04:02 PM
wow, thats hilarious. But what the hell is Lenin and Stalin?

Assertn
Fri, 12-23-2005, 05:28 PM
Uh....does communism ring a bell?

Giboc
Fri, 12-23-2005, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by: God#2
wow, thats hilarious. But who the hell is Lenin and Stalin?

Fixed.

Oh and not communism. Socialism.

Assertn
Fri, 12-23-2005, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by: Giboc
AssertnFailure is correct

Fixed. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communism)

Xollence
Fri, 12-23-2005, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by: God#2
wow, thats hilarious. But what the hell is Lenin and Stalin?

Stalin = Hitler * 2

Ero-Fan
Fri, 12-23-2005, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by: Xollence


Originally posted by: God#2
wow, thats hilarious. But what the hell is Lenin and Stalin?

Stalin = Hitler * 2

In sheer number of murders, yeah. At least it was politcal enemies and he didn't target certain racial groups. Then again, communist russia did pretty much outlaw religion.



Originally posted by: God#2
wow, thats hilarious. But what the hell is Lenin and Stalin?

Unless you live in russia, which if I recall, doesn't teach about that part of their history, you should know who these two men were.



Originally posted by: Giboc


Originally posted by: God#2
wow, thats hilarious. But who the hell is Lenin and Stalin?

Fixed.

Oh and not communism. Socialism.

Communism is pure socialism, so Assertn is right. Its just not supposed to be run by a government(eventually). The gov't is supposed to be phased out. It just doesn't work. Then again, pure capitalism doesn't work either, you need a mix of both for a society to function.

Xollence
Fri, 12-23-2005, 07:59 PM
Well you can say Hitler's hatred for the Jews was in political in a way too. He didn't just hate Jews, he hated all religious groups. He felt that Christians were more of a threat and was planning on targeting them after. He pretty much targeted anyone that threatened the Third Reich(ie. SA and Rohm) just like Stalin did.

Stalin killed about 20 million, Hitler killed about 12 million. So I think Stalin was much worse since he killed his own people and even a large number of his own generals.

Assertn
Fri, 12-23-2005, 08:00 PM
Stalin killed my great grandfather

Ero-Fan
Fri, 12-23-2005, 08:11 PM
Really, Assertn? Shit, that sucks. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't trying to say he was better than Hitler, just kinda explaining why Hitler is considered worse. Hitler was crazy, and made no attempt to hide the fact he was trying to commit genocide. Most of Stalin's murders weren't even publicised until after his death. I think Stalin was worse, but most of the world prob doesn't. Then again, this world still has idiots who think the Holocaust never happened. I'll never understand people, and the day I do is probably the same day I become as stupid as them.

Carnage
Fri, 12-23-2005, 08:33 PM
I'm SORRY for not knowing. But now I think I remember him. I pretty sure I'm going to learn about that this year.....

PSJ
Fri, 12-23-2005, 09:40 PM
Okay let's not make this a hitler-stalin discussion.

Terracosmo
Fri, 12-23-2005, 09:48 PM
Both Hitler and Stalin were fucked up and deserved to die, and now they are dead. End of discussion.

Returning to the topic: Yeah, swedes are pretty stupid... no, wait... what was the topic about anyway?

Giboc
Fri, 12-23-2005, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Both Hitler and Stalin were fucked up and deserved to die, and now they are dead. End of discussion.

Returning to the topic: Yeah, swedes are pretty stupid... no, wait... what was the topic about anyway?

It's about how Swedes make badass metal.

YEAH SWEDEN

Assertn
Fri, 12-23-2005, 10:52 PM
Hitler had my grandfather join the German Youth program.

Board of Command
Fri, 12-23-2005, 11:15 PM
Mao killed a bunch of people too so China isn't doing too bad either.

masamuneehs
Sat, 12-24-2005, 01:25 AM
White people enslaved my ancestors. No, this is not a joke.

This thread sucks. This thing is destined for further shitiness. The initial post was slightly funny, the rest of it is bound to get into garbage talk.

Funny thign about the Swedes? Hmm.... They get sunburn easily! Hah, thats funny right? (no, i know its not).

PSJ
Sat, 12-24-2005, 10:08 AM
Stop the fucking talk about Hitler, Stalin and all other assholes. Is it to hard to follow a simple post like:

Originally posted by: PSJ
Okay let's not make this a hitler-stalin discussion.

Now get on topic again or don't post at all.

Carnage
Sat, 12-24-2005, 10:52 AM
Lets just say everyone sucks. There is further noone esle to complain about. End of Hitler discussion.

Terracosmo
Sat, 12-24-2005, 02:30 PM
I ended the discussion several posts ago so everybody is losing coolness points as we speak. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

Carnage
Sat, 12-24-2005, 03:40 PM
except for mei/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

Darknodin
Fri, 12-30-2005, 11:14 AM
uhm... WHERE the hell in Canada do you get those statues??? I want one!