Man dates his own mother

[el_boss]

"MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!" (http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html)

Yes, you read it right.

[Honoko]

this is actually really funny ahahhahaahhaa-- it's their fault anyway, blabbing w/o thinking to the cop.

[PSJ]

I can't decide if that's funny or scary. That guy is the most unlucky guy on Earth, i mean damn you walk down that beach and you see the girl you've been dating for 6 months and she turns around *BAM* there stands your mother. I would run into the ocean and drown myself. You gotta get some kind of mental damage after a situation like that.

[aznimperialx]

lol so sad..

[KoKo37]

Lol, thats really gotta suck for the guy XD.


"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "
man i needed a good laugh to start my day i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif.

[RedX1z]

haha, they deserved what came to them.

[010577]

funny as fuck...

hope they hooked up

[Board of Command]

And the mom is 52.

BAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

[Kraco]

Well, at least it wasn't his dad...

[darkmetal505]

ahaha.... i remember they had something like this in the darwin awards, but it turned out to be an urban legend.

[Assertn]

Did you steal this from rolleyes.net?

[ChaosK]

....what the fuck?!

[el_boss]

Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
Did you steal this from rolleyes.net?
Yes! I hacked in to their database and fuckin' swiped this shit. Seriously though, I have never heard of rolleyes, so no. I don't get why you would even ask this, it's not like I said I have written it.

Back on topic:
I feel most sorry for the father. It's got to hurt to lose your wife to your own son.

[nests]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!! stupid Dumnass

[Paulyboy]

Yeah, wtf, he is scarred for life, and damn I would kill that officer for spreading the damn story.

[XanBcoo]

Originally posted by: el_boss
I feel most sorry for the father. It's got to hurt to lose your wife to your own son.

That was my initial reaction. Seems as if the wife was still married. So now the dad knows she's been unfaithful...with his own son.

[Board of Command]

Forget all that, what I find most disturbing is that the mom is 52!!! And she's cybering.

[aznroyale]

thats pretty damn sad

[Cal_kashi]

motherFucker!

edit: on second thought, that may not have been the appropriate expression of disgusted outrage.

[el_boss]

Originally posted by: Paulyboy
I would kill that officer for spreading the damn story.
Or at least date his mother. barrummpumm piish <-(drumroll)

[Terracosmo]

I can't even bring myself to laughing. That's just insane :S

[mr3vi1m0nk3y]

wow thats just really messed up. this sis why i wouldnt use an internet dating service. you never know whos on the other side

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: mr3vi1m0nk3y
wow thats just really messed up. this sis why i wouldnt use an internet dating service. you never know whos on the other side

Because your mom uses internet dating services? o.O

[Board of Command]

There's always a possibility of that, you can't rule it out.

[masamuneehs]

This is why online dating is hazardous to your mental and physical health.

The only person who I met online and later went out on 1 (and only 1) date with turned out to be fucking ugly and I was kicking myself right away for not noticing that she was obviously a perfect example of a person benefitting from Internet Disease (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_disease)
but at least it wasn't my own mother...gross

[Giboc]

OEDIPUS!

[DB_Hunter]

Originally posted by: Giboc
OEDIPUS!

That's how you spell it! I meant to say the same thing cept I didn't know how to spell the damn thing.

[Giboc]

I'm a spelling fanatic. I rarely make mistakes in spelling. And when I do, I usually fix it IF i notice it.

[el_boss]

Originally posted by: Giboc
I'm a spelling fanatic. I rarely make mistakes in spelling. And when I do, I usually fix it IF i notice it.
Ahhh, the lost art of spelling correctly. I'm with you, though I'm a bigger fan of correct grammar and sentence building. But english can get a little tricky sometimes (though I am extremely gifted) since it isn't my main language. One thing that annoys the hell out of me about the english language is that you write apart everything. For example in english you write bus driver or bus-driver, whilst in swedish we count that as one word and it's simply busdriver (this is not a swedish word obviously, I just used it in the example).

On topic: I was thinking the same thing about Oedipus. Wonder if he will show up in the news again, but with a slightly more gruesome headline.

[kaosoner]

that is digusting....would'nt he know his moms name? that foo must be hella mad.. hahahahahahahaha......funny stuff ain't it? i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Board of Command]

Originally posted by: Giboc
I'm a spelling fanatic. I rarely make mistakes in spelling. And when I do, I usually fix it IF i notice it.
Welcome to the club.

[Mae]

FAKE (http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/netmother.asp)

[RedX1z]

fake, eh?