What would you do if u were Naruto?

[yapchagi]

For me:
1) I would not act like a damn child.
2) Seriously train everyday to become more powerful.
3) When I'm fighting, I would fight seriously instead of using kagebunshin all the time. I would use the kyubi power.
3) I would fight back to that bitch Sakura if she treats me with that annoying way like punching my head and shit.
4) And I would definitely date Hinata since she likes Naruto that much.

[Kraco]

1) Forget the crap about becoming a Hokage. The job is so burdened with bureaucracy that it plainly sucks. Anybody can see that, and that's precisely why Jiraiya didn't take it. Tsunade only accepted the position because she wanted to escape her creditors.

2) Sayonara, Sasuke. The guy hit the road and that's it. It's gay to weep after a guy anyway, if you happen to be guy as well.

3)
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[ES]

Commit Sepuku...

[Ero-Fan]

Get with Hinata, kill Sakura (or at least shut that yap of hers) and let Itachi deal with Sasuke. He's too much of a hassle anyways. Oh, and before every fight, have Neji or Hinata close off his normal chakra to make it easier to access the Kyubi chakra.

[el_boss]

Kill myself so Naruto would get a new main character.

[mage]

if i were naruto i would make 100 kagebunshins and cum all over hinatas body

[The Heretic Azazel]

I would wear more orange.

Mage has a good idea too, except I would use my clones to impregnate her and watch her go nuts on Maury trying to figure out who the daddy is.

[Assertn]

Me and 3 clones FFA in smash bros

[XanBcoo]

Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
Me and 3 clones FFA in smash bros

Ditto. Except I'd use the clones to form a team. We'd be unstoppable.

[Divinity]

Rape Tsunade

[Kraco]

Originally posted by: Divinity
Rape Tsunade

So, in practice you would also join the suicide club...

[Ero-Fan]

I wouldn't mess with Tsunade. She'd probably do to your dick what she did to that brick wall when she was confronted by Orochimaru. Not a pleasant thought. That, or if she wanted to freak you out go back to being a 50 year old woman. Ugh, I made myself sick.

[DarthEnderX]

I'd make a habit of stealing the forbidden jutsu scroll and learning new stuff from it.

[Divinity]

Originally posted by: Ero-Fan
I wouldn't mess with Tsunade. She'd probably do to your dick what she did to that brick wall when she was confronted by Orochimaru. Not a pleasant thought. That, or if she wanted to freak you out go back to being a 50 year old woman. Ugh, I made myself sick.

lol... now that you mention it... maybe i wont....

But I'd rape Kurenai!!!!

[tali/spetz]

1.) Would stop ignoring Hinata
2.) Probably would do the same as darth
3.) Say screw it and just leave konoha
4.) Stop charging in like an idiot and think just for 1 second more

[masamuneehs]

Originally posted by: DarthEnder
I'd make a habit of stealing the forbidden jutsu scroll and learning new stuff from it.

Abso-fucking-lutley!!!! That scroll rocked! (How come Orochimaru hasn't gotten his hands on it yet? Could have been all too easy during the Konoha invasion..) I'd learn every forbidden jutsu I could get my hands on and then:

1. Take the spirs to Hyuuga Hinata. (Giddy-up horsey! Heeya! Ride em cowboy!)
2. Change my hairdo and buy some decent clothing for non-ninjaing occasions. (white, earthy colors, blues)
3. Try to get Ino and Ten-ten in the sack (Hinata will always be loyal, stupid woman...) at the same time!
4. Join Akatsuki (on the condition that they leave the Kyuubi INSIDE OF my stomach!)
5. W/ Akatsuki do a total beat-down on Orochimaru and Sasuke (feed them their entrails, the traitors)
6. Try to carve out my own daimyo in the old Sound territory, grabbing parts of Konoha as I please.
7. Give Kakashi 1000 Years of Pain in return.
8. Buy a new wardrobe for Rock Lee.
9. Get Gaara to do the landscaping for my garden (I'll pay for his travel fees -so long as I can bone Temari-)
10. Have 12+ kids with Anko (provided she is still looking bootylicious at this point...)
11. Maybe still pursue the Hokage thing if I'm not content with my harem...

That sounds about right...

[Divinity]

(I'll pay for his travel fees -so long as I can bone Temari-)

You might have to ask Shikamaru first... Or maybe you both could.....

[6Zabuza9]

if i were naruto, i would use my clones and kyubi power and kill all of konoha and if anyone strong comes, i';ll just rasengen his/her ass and after killing konoha, get slaves to build my own country and become hokage of that country. the easy way

[Terracosmo]

I try not to think about the horror that would be "being Naruto".

[DarthEnderX]

But then you'd totally get to make out with Sasuke. You know you'd love that.

[BioAlien]

Originally posted by: 6Zabuza9
if i were naruto, i would use my clones and kyubi power and kill all of konoha and if anyone strong comes, i';ll just rasengen his/her ass and after killing konoha, get slaves to build my own country and become hokage of that country. the easy way

if i was naruto i would do thats too

[Assertn]

Apparently everyone here would suddenly become insanely stronger as naruto than naruto himself.

[Kraco]

That's probably because nobody here (hopefully) couldn't possibly be as stupid as the original Naruto character...

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: Kraco
That's probably because nobody here (hopefully) couldn't possibly be as stupid as the original Naruto character...

Oh....so basically...if naruto wasn't as stupid as he is, then he could rape a jounin, wipe out a village of ninjas, and follow through masamuneehs's 11 step program of improbable fantasies. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[DarthEnderX]

I noticed too that, apparently everyone will become some kind of monster if they had Naruto's power. Makes me glad you're all internet nerds who aren't stronger than a girl scout irl or you'd all be serial killers.

[Kraco]

You also have to remember that if you were Naruto, it would be very easy to give in to your inner monster - literally.

[KitKat]

Some of you boys frighten me. A lot.

If I were Naruto, I'd get Shikamaru and Sakura to train me in strategy. I wouldn't know that I was living in a tv show, therefore I wouldn't rely on my bizarre luck to get me through situations.

[Jurojin]

Originally posted by: KitKat
Some of you boys frighten me. A lot.

If I were Naruto, I'd get Shikamaru and Sakura to train me in strategy. I wouldn't know that I was living in a tv show, therefore I wouldn't rely on my bizarre luck to get me through situations.


After that, I'd go to Gai-sensei and Lee and have them train me in their l33tn3ss. Springtime of Youth 4tw!

[Aramis]

I'd get the full extent of joy from the Kage Bunshin+Henge no jutsu combination.

[PSJ]

Kill myself. Would be fair to the world. I'd probably take Sakura, Lee Hinata and every other annoying brat with me.

[NM]

Steal Make-Out Paradise from Kakashi and expose it to the world.

[DayoftheDante]

1. Master releasing as much of the Kyuubi's power as possible while retaining control of it
2. Kill Itachi, install both of his eyes into my head
3. Kill Sasuke/Obtain Mangekyou Sharingan
4. Using Mangekyou Sharingan: Convince Kurenai that I'm Asuma.
5. Convince Tsunade that my d!@# is a bottle of sake
6. Bring those two to my place and forget about the rest of the world.

[masamuneehs]

Ok, ok, my 11 step process was a pretty big joke, so let me try to take this seriously now:

I'm Naruto. I have insane regeneration powers, stamina, unlimited chakra (ala Kyuubi), Rasengan, Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, Sexy no Jutsu and some basic Chakra control skills, taijutsu, Kunai throwing and melee skills...

1. I would ask to do group training exercises with Neji, Lee and Ten-ten's team. Lee would surely help improve my speed, reflexes and Taijutsu, while Ten-ten would probably be willing to help me learn some Projectile Throwing skills. I don't really think Neji would mind sparring with me, as I whooped his ass already!

2. I'd ask Jiraiya to help teach me some more Frog Summon Techniques (The huge stomach one in particular), and also try to develop a better relationship with the little scouting frog (Gamabutou's grandson, little orange pipsqueak) so he could act as my Scout. I'd hope to rely on him as Kakashi does his dog, Kiba does Akamaru and Ton-ton.

3. If he wasn't busy reading porno mags I'd ask Kakashi to train me in Chidori (with my unlimited Chakra I could probably do two of those at a time. This would probably be quite hard for Naruto to do... Besides, Kakashi doesn't have anyone to train nowadays anyhow...

4. I'd ask Shikamaru if he knows of any basic strategy books (historical, terrain related etc.) that my feeble mind could understand, or make a habit of hanging around him and trying to pick up some of his tactical prowess. (Naruto is an idiot, so this would not yield much at all, but it's sorely needed)

5. I'd also ask one of the older shinobi (Kakashi, Ebisu, Jiraiya, Gaara?whoever's around really) some basic Elemental Ninjutsu. Fire or Earth elemental preferrably.

6. I would never attempt to learn Genjutsu, but i'd have to ask Sakura to help me at least get some skill with that "Dispel" counter-jutsu that can defeat some basic Genjustu. (Naruto is a severe retard, and this is probably the only way he'd ever be defeated. So although this skill would take forever to obtain, it's worth its weight.)

7. At this point, if I'm doing well with the above tasks and am content with life (Sasuke who?) then I'll stay loyal to Konoha. However, if I don't feel my potential is being utilized or that I probably will never become Hokage then I would probably leave Konoha and offer my services to another faction. This is almost impossible to figure out, because it depends on so many unknown future variables.... so that's about it for now.

Oh, and I'd also seriously stick it to Hinata (that I was not kidding about), while still pursuing Ino. Gotta spread those Kyuubi gifts to the next generation!

[ES]

Originally posted by: Aramis
I'd get the full extent of joy from the Kage Bunshin+Henge no jutsu combination.

Wait...if you used a Kage Bunshin and have it change into a hot girl and have sex with it...Would that count as Masturbation, Incest or haxing sex with an inanimate objext such as a blow up doll?

O_o

*I shudder at the thought*

[ChaosK]

technically u'd be having sex with yo urself.....

i would

1. speed up my growth so i'm not a pre-pubscent 12 yr old or 14 yr old...
2. become jounin so i can join their "special clubs"
3. join anbu
4. use anbu training to rape all konoha girls
5. kill sakura, after making her suck my cock
6. do ino
7. do kurenai
8. do termari for the rest of the night (HA THIS IS ALL IN 1 DAY!)
9. unleash kyubi power
10. kill konoha
11. bone everybody in other villages.

TEH END!
and of course, pleasure myself to anybody for anyreason whatsoever.

[darkmetal505]

i would find out who my parents were and become jesus

[Jaredster]

Why would I want to be naruto? My life sucks enough already.

[DB_Hunter]

Just carry on as normal... things arn't going too bad for Naruto are they?

[ES]

Originally posted by: Jaredster
Why would I want to be naruto? My life sucks enough already.

Heh...same here and well said. As for Naruto, his life doesnt suck...but he does.

[Cyberdude93]

I'd perform kage bunshin, sexy no jutsu (not the clone, just the real one) and have the clone get me pregnant.

In seriousness, come to think of it, remember the technique the third used on Orochimaru? I'm guessing that when the kage bunshins 'died', no effect happened on the third that wouldn't happen if one of them got snuffed a standard way (i.e. just hit). So if Naruto learned that technique? With the Kyubi's chakra he'd be unstoppable. He got Kabuto to be unable to move with just ONE of him, so he could easily stop someone and them kill them with a clone.

[heero]

ill go to tat bitch sasuke and fart in his face and say how's that asshole dattebayooooooooooo

[Carnage]

I'd beat the living shit out of Sasuke for being a gay prick, beat Sakura for the annoying useless bitch shes been to me for all the years I've known her, and actually train instead of going through craptacular filler adventures and being a dick. Id learn how to use the power of the Kyuubi, make it eat up all of akatsuki, and beat the crap out of Sasuke. I cant believe Naruto wants to save this so called friend who was THIS close to killing me for power. Id rip him apart.


P.S. FIRST POST! YAAAAAAAY!!!!

[Divinity]

Originally posted by: God#2
I'd beat the living shit out of Sasuke for being a gay prick, beat Sakura for the annoying useless bitch shes been to me for all the years I've known her, and actually train instead of going through craptacular filler adventures and being a dick. Id learn how to use the power of the Kyuubi, make it eat up all of akatsuki, and beat the crap out of Sasuke. I cant believe Naruto wants to save this so called friend who was THIS close to killing me for power. Id rip him apart.


P.S. FIRST POST! YAAAAAAAY!!!!

Sasuke is Naruto's best friend (they have been through many missions together so it's only logical that they became friends even though it doesn't show.). Naruto only wants to be noticed by Sasuke that they are both equal so when they fought, they both fought with everything they had to see who was the stronger one. Sasuke being his only friend, it pains Naruto to see that his friend is running away to Orochimaru just for more power so hehad to try and stop him.

This is not stupid, but rather sad and touching (i had tears running down my face during these episodes.).

[Carnage]

yes, i agree that the whole concept of Naruto wanting to be noticed is very touching, and it touched me too,but that still doesnt change the fact that Sasukes a dick. I dont really care if sasuke realizes how strong I am or not (if I were Naruto) because i havent gone through all the emotional and lonely situations Naruto has. Im just saying that the situation looking from an outside perspective makes Sasuke look like a dick even though he did think of Naruto as a friend. Dont forget he still almost killed Naruto for power even though they have been on missions together and have become both close friends and rivals. My actions and naruto's actions would obviously be different considering how different our lives are.

[Kraco]

Originally posted by: God#2
I cant believe Naruto wants to save this so called friend who was THIS close to killing me for power. Id rip him apart.


My memory tells me Sasuke left the village without telling anybody. It was Naruto & company who went after him. And then Sasuke left Naruto behind a second time (to deal with the lord of bones). And again he would have left Naruto behind at the waterfalls, but Naruto was quite insistent he wouldn't leave without a fight, even if he had to drag Sasuke back bound and gagged.

And you are telling it was Sasuke's fault that he, as you said it, was close to killing Naruto? And besides, close to killing means the same thing as not killing, it doesn't mean killing with some restrain.

[Carnage]

Originally posted by: Kraco


Originally posted by: God#2
I cant believe Naruto wants to save this so called friend who was THIS close to killing me for power. Id rip him apart.


My memory tells me Sasuke left the village without telling anybody. It was Naruto & company who went after him. And then Sasuke left Naruto behind a second time (to deal with the lord of bones). And again he would have left Naruto behind at the waterfalls, but Naruto was quite insistent he wouldn't leave without a fight, even if he had to drag Sasuke back bound and gagged.

And you are telling it was Sasuke's fault that he, as you said it, was close to killing Naruto? And besides, close to killing means the same thing as not killing, it doesn't mean killing with some restrain.

P.S. Srry about that, Im new at this. Anyway, when I was talking about Sasuke almost killing Naruto, I meant when at the water falls when Sasuke used the cursed seal and his second chidori, intentionally trying to kill Narut. But to Sasukes suprise, the Kyuubi healed Narutos wounds and made him stronger.

[Kraco]

Well, I do get your point, but I still think they both knew it was a serious fight. And certainly Naruto knew it as well at that point, but chose to fight nonetheless. It was the same thing already back at the rooftop: Both used a potentially lethal jutsu. You have to notice that not once since that fight (as far as I can remember, I could be wrong, though), has Naruto blamed Sasuke for the thing you are blaming him.

You gotta remember they are ninjas. Quite like soldiers: Getting killed is a likely part of the duty, and they know it.

[Carnage]

Originally posted by: Kraco
Well, I do get your point, but I still think they both knew it was a serious fight. And certainly Naruto knew it as well at that point, but chose to fight nonetheless. It was the same thing already back at the rooftop: Both used a potentially lethal jutsu. You have to notice that not once since that fight (as far as I can remember, I could be wrong, though), has Naruto blamed Sasuke for the thing you are blaming him.

You gotta remember they are ninjas. Quite like soldiers: Getting killed is a likely part of the duty, and they know it.

True, true. You have a good point. But to me it seemed more than just a mission, but a serious personal issue. I dont even think (unless im mistaken) that Naruto really knew the reason why Sasuke wanted to kill him in the first place. So Naruto doesnt really have a reason to come up with for Sasuke even wanting to kill him, hell he probably doesnt even know that Sasuke would get anything out of killing him, and thinks something along the lines that Sasuke thought he was just in the way. But we the audience having known what the characters are mostly thinking, know more of the reasoning behind Sasuke's and Naruto's actions. So since we know why Sasuke wanted to kill Naruto,we can have our own opion on how petty or big Sasukes's reasons were, unlike Naruto who doesnt even know that Sasuke has much reason behind killing him.i/expressions/beer.gif

[Divinity]

True, true. You have a good point. But to me it seemed more than just a mission, but a serious personal issue. I dont even think (unless im mistaken) that Naruto really knew the reason why Sasuke wanted to kill him in the first place. So Naruto doesnt really have a reason to come up with for Sasuke even wanting to kill him, hell he probably doesnt even know that Sasuke would get anything out of killing him, and thinks something along the lines that Sasuke thought he was just in the way. But we the audience having known what the characters are mostly thinking, know more of the reasoning behind Sasuke's and Naruto's actions. So since we know why Sasuke wanted to kill Naruto,we can have our own opion on how petty or big Sasukes's reasons were, unlike Naruto who doesnt even know that Sasuke has much reason behind killing him.

Actually, Sasuke at first planned to kill Naruto, but at the end he decides not to. After the fight and Sasuke runs away, he says to himself that he will find his own way to defeat Itachi and follow his brothers path like his father told him.

[Mite Gai]

Now this one is easy:

1) Forget about Sasuke, he was a queer anyway.
2) Bang Hinata, she wants it anyways.
3) Rape Sakura to teach that slut a lesson.
4) Learn to use the Kyuubi.

[Deblas]

Stop dressing in bright orange. You're a ninja for god sakes!! Ever heard of stealth!

Shut up about being Hokage so everyone will respect me. I'll just learn to use Kyuubi and I'll release my wrath of the motherfuckers who hated me. How's that for respect!

[Carnage]

Originally posted by: Deblas
Stop dressing in bright orange. You're a ninja for god sakes!! Ever heard of stealth!

Shut up about being Hokage so everyone will respect me. I'll just learn to use Kyuubi and I'll release my wrath of the motherfuckers who hated me. How's that for respect!

FUCK YEA! while were at it, lets demand twinkies, beer, and SAKURAS DAM HEAD AS SACRIFICE TO THE GODS! POWER TO THE DEMON BITCH!

[DarthEnderX]

No way dude, you can't shut up about being Hokage! Thats your thing man! Otherwise how would people know to consider you for Hokage!

[Deblas]

Okay...then I'll just yell "I'm going to be the next Hokage" every three seconds while I release my demon wrath on the motherfuckers who hated me.

[DarthEnderX]

You get points for yelling about being Hokage while doing something awsome, instead of right before you do something stupid like Naruto does.


Now, alot of people mention things they'd do to various women in the village if they were Naruto, if it were me, I'd set my sights on Anko. Mainly because she's hot, and she was trained by Orochimaru, so she probably knows how to seduce underage boys.

[Carnage]

Originally posted by: DarthEnder
You get points for yelling about being Hokage while doing something awsome, instead of right before you do something stupid like Naruto does.


Now, alot of people mention things they'd do to various women in the village if they were Naruto, if it were me, I'd set my sights on Anko. Mainly because she's hot, and she was trained by Orochimaru, so she probably knows how to seduce underage boys.

2 things. Lol and good idea. Orichimaru kinda looks like Micheal jackson with all that white on him, dontcha think. would explain that wierd laugh of his.

[DeathScytheHCv2]

Originally posted by: God#2


Originally posted by: DarthEnder
You get points for yelling about being Hokage while doing something awsome, instead of right before you do something stupid like Naruto does.


Now, alot of people mention things they'd do to various women in the village if they were Naruto, if it were me, I'd set my sights on Anko. Mainly because she's hot, and she was trained by Orochimaru, so she probably knows how to seduce underage boys.

2 things. Lol and good idea. Orichimaru kinda looks like Micheal jackson with all that white on him, dontcha think. would explain that wierd laugh of his.

Well, his last body was a woman's body, so... maybe something happend and he changed the taco for the hotdog.

Just a though

[Carnage]

Well, his last body was a woman's body, so... maybe something happend and he changed the taco for the hotdog.

Just a though[/quote]

Really? His last body was a woman's body? When did he say that?

[Ero-Fan]

It wasn't so much said as people interpreted the face and voice as belonging to a girl. The face he revealed to the 3rd Hokage right before their fight looked like a girl's face. Unless you're refering to something the manga said, in which case, I don't know about that.

[darkmetal505]

learn an arsenal of fart jutsu. Again, then become jesus.

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: Cyberdude93
I'd perform kage bunshin, sexy no jutsu (not the clone, just the real one) and have the clone get me pregnant.

In seriousness, come to think of it, remember the technique the third used on Orochimaru? I'm guessing that when the kage bunshins 'died', no effect happened on the third that wouldn't happen if one of them got snuffed a standard way (i.e. just hit). So if Naruto learned that technique? With the Kyubi's chakra he'd be unstoppable. He got Kabuto to be unable to move with just ONE of him, so he could easily stop someone and them kill them with a clone.

Nope.....Nice try though.

Just merely summoning the death god signs your life away, regardless of whether you use a clone to perform the actual sealing.

[UberSuperHACKER]

If I was Naruto i would Drink Bad milk then hi tail it to Orochimarus place and right before I had diarrhea I would kage bunshin a whole lot then Flood oro's place with a vicsious amount of diarrhea created by all the clones.. that way not only would oro be swinming in my poop but all the other lame people (like sauske) he hangs with would be swiming in it too

[Carnage]

Originally posted by: UberSuperHACKER
If I was Naruto i would Drink Bad milk then hi tail it to Orochimarus place and right before I had diarrhea I would kage bunshin a whole lot then Flood oro's place with a vicsious amount of diarrhea created by all the clones.. that way not only would oro be swinming in my poop but all the other lame people (like sauske) he hangs with would be swiming in it too

but think about the poor people in the prison cells. You'd leave them a horrible agonizing death of suffication from poop.

[ES]

Originally posted by: God#2


Originally posted by: UberSuperHACKER
If I was Naruto i would Drink Bad milk then hi tail it to Orochimarus place and right before I had diarrhea I would kage bunshin a whole lot then Flood oro's place with a vicsious amount of diarrhea created by all the clones.. that way not only would oro be swinming in my poop but all the other lame people (like sauske) he hangs with would be swiming in it too

but think about the poor people in the prison cells. You'd leave them a horrible agonizing death of suffication from poop.

Hey...Death is better than hearing about Sasuke whine about Itachi all day and be Oro's bitch. Just look at Rebbeca...

[HOTPROPHET]

If I was Naruto I'd hang out with Rock Lee, make Temari my bitch, get her to smack Sakura around and get Barbie to get Sasuke laid cuz that retard needs it XD . Then I'd find Orochimaru's place, and kill the SOB by dressing up like Mariyln Manson. And as a happy ending i'd ge the hookage drunk, get her to take her clothes off for a quarter so the perverted hermit screws her to death. XD THE END

[Cyberdude93]

Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
Just merely summoning the death god signs your life away, regardless of whether you use a clone to perform the actual sealing.

What, you mean after the third used the death god with his clones (and hadn't really changed a bit other than losing Chakra), even if he didn't even TRY to get Orochimaru, the death god would have said "Oh well, I'll kill you anyway" and just impaled him?

Not to say I don't believe you, but by simply watching the anime it sure doesn't look like that ;P

[Ero-Fan]

Rewatch the anime again. The third's soul was already on the Death God's 'cross' or whatever it was when the Death God was summoned, which is why I think Assertn says he would have died either way.

[TS8]

Run around, Rasengan every Tom, Dick, and Harry to come my way, and in general, be a moron.


... Oh, what would I do? Use Henge to impersonate people. Fun.

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: Cyberdude93


Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
Just merely summoning the death god signs your life away, regardless of whether you use a clone to perform the actual sealing.

What, you mean after the third used the death god with his clones (and hadn't really changed a bit other than losing Chakra), even if he didn't even TRY to get Orochimaru, the death god would have said "Oh well, I'll kill you anyway" and just impaled him?

Not to say I don't believe you, but by simply watching the anime it sure doesn't look like that ;P

The summon was specifically referred to by the 3rd as a jutsu that calls the death god's service in exchange for your life. When oro asks the 3rd why he didn't try to dodge the sword, the 3rd once again explains that he had already signed his life away.

[The Heretic Azazel]

It's pretty much that the Death God only comes when he's guaranteed food from the victim and the user, and very much can tell the difference because a clone doesn't have a soul, which is what's required.

[Mr Squiggles]

If I were naruto I would first of all get rid of the stupid orange suit, and replace it with some cool black and red suit complete with spikes or something cool like that. I'd also get a new hairstyle, you know, something cool, like maybe I'd let it grow long or something... And id get rid of the stupid whiskers, even if it meant tatooing some cursed-seal style runes on top of them, as it would still look way better.

Now, as for how i would act... Shit man, I can walk on walls, jump super high, and make copies of myself! forget being some lame hokage, Id just stop caring and run around jumping from building to building generally having a good time, kon style. Also, I'd totally forget about that stupid sakura chick and go with Hinata instead. Might even teach her to have a backbone while I'm at it. And far as i'm concerned, Sasuke can go drown in some abandonned well somewhere.

Finally i'd give Lee a pair of sunglasses or something to hide his annoying eyes.

The end.

[XanBcoo]

If I were Naruto I'd just use whatever jutsu I knew to mess around in my everyday life. Like Kage bunshin. I'd just make a bunshin to go do my homework or something while I take a nice nap. Yeah...

[Gnompf]

If i was naruto,
1. Be like jiraya =)
2. Marry Hinata
3. Have fun with girls hinata stay's home or are out on missions
4. Make a big frog that jump around to hunt girls
5. Just become lasy and dont do any missions
6. If some goupe are after my "demon" i should kill them all!
7. Make a 1000 copy and shit in Orochimaru mouth i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

[Kensee]

1. Train, hand to and and ninja arts, because Naruto be lacking.
2. Read more forbidden scrolls, think about it, if naruto never read that scroll .. where would he be?
3. Spar with Rock Lee, Neji, and go on missions with Shikamaru
4. Hang out with Hinita more so she doesn't stay shy the whole time, she'd be more comfortable with me.
5. Seriously, wiht enough training, learning techniuqes of other joninin, training hard with Jiraya, and becomming a Joninin myself, all I owuld need to do now is master controling my lil 9 tails inside of me so I can use it at will.
6. How could i forget this, get some clothes that dont make me stand out -_-, you're a ninja, be stealthy. Wearing orange and being loud is not being ninja, thats being a moving target for a throwing star.
7. Naruto has to be from SOME CLAN. That clan must have SOME special ability, I'll do some research, who knows I might have latient ablilities just flowing inside of me.
8. Get with Hinita, shes cute in my opinion. Plus Rock Lee likes Sakura, they should hook up. And tenten really likes Neji, let them go for it. Choji and Ino could be nice, Shika and fan girl, Jiraya and the 5th, Anko ... hey Kakashi needs some loving ... and Asuma can take that other female joini ... so in theory Hinita and me would be a nice match (plus everyone has soemeone).
9. After I am as cool and strong as Jiraya, Kakashi, Gai, and have very good hand 2 hand, ninja tecnhinuqes, and can recognize and dispel any illusionary techniques. I'll make sure i've done enough missions and hung aorund stragisits like Shia so I have good range of skills and way of thinking (knowledge is power) that I can acutally harness my inner deamon and kick the crap out of Sasuke. That bastard deserves another "WTF punch" to the face and a good arse kicking. Plus hey, I wont be as useless and I can finally be what I never really was before, a ninja!@

[anbu41]

1.) NO MORE RAMEN!!! Ramen has Yellow #5!!!! That means no children!!!
2.) Dammit, throw Sakura out a window! SHE'S USELESS!
3.) Get a shot at Tenten, if not, then you're stuck with Hinata.
4.) Learn the Chidori, so that you'll know both Rasengan AND Chidori.
5.) Forget about Sasuke, just find Orochimaru and kick his ass!!!!

[Divinity]

Originally posted by: anbu41
1.) NO MORE RAMEN!!! Ramen has Yellow #5!!!! That means no children!!!


Does that mean I get more raw action?