3 word story: new story!! page 26 (first read the rules)

[Turkish-S]

3 Word Stories are always fun and when I saw that this forum didn't have one, I had to create one. If you have never participated in a three story before the rules are simple; each post can only have 3 words; you can post any thing as long as it continues from where the previous post left off; and if you want to make a comment use brackets as I'm doing Hope you guys will enjoy this...

NEW STORY BEGIN's page 10

RULE's
the people who are going to post try actually incorporate themselves into the story. i want a real story with a beginning and an end..
i or phoenix will, at every page, update the story. READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST then post your reply.
the posts with stupid curses and immature language will be ignorred.
this story will also be like 7 to 8 page's..

as for the story itself let's just start and we will see where it come's..






FIRST STORY
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather and earth was destoyed. The bum
started freaking out and got stoned to death by the evil monkey. That's all folks! Said Porky Pig
while raping shrimps without any protection and then laughed and moved onto raping Yzak in
front of Zinobi while cumming on terra, who licked Yzak ass. Then he decided to move on to
watching some porn and then realized its gayporn, so he killed himself. Anyway, the Spaceship
started hitting those bitches hard until they started screaming and flew into their cumsucking
pods but not before pleasing basey thouroughly and turned him into their bitch. They chased
him while the Spaceship flew into a big ass planet. All life was fucked over by orange alien scum.
Pop goes the weasel, said the Evil Monkey. He wanted to get revenge for every single time he
did some HankyPanky. There was no way to spanky while doing hanky and being cranky. He
decided to end the rhyming and keep smiling. He ate alone and made fries in the barrel
which he recieved from the King of planet JeSusLuvsMuNKays who usurped the reigns of power
of the entire galexy from the rulers of the glorious latrine empire of LaLa Land who got high
on sticky-icky from Little Nicky on the 4th of July...which the monkey loved to fuck with.
On the other the Spaceship's wreckage drifted towards the sun. All of the people were going
into lifepods because they were running out of porn. So they gathered the dummies and started
to relief themselves and fuck the dummy again and again until it hurt. Anyway, the Thundercats
flew off to DUCK TALES and brutally kill Fukuda because he is with the Thundertank who has a
ginormous projectile emitting vagina filled with hot and pink gelatinous rancid smelling poisonous
semen which instantly kills a big fish, meanwhile on the planet full with fucking were out of
Spam and the spammer travel todie. The End.


SECOND STORY
On a stormy night, in a car on 34th street, the legendary mercenaries known
as Dogs were talking about his guns that were used to kill mob's of bloodthirsty
demons who terrorized all living and dead. What they didn't know was that
dark forces were watching Smallville at 9 on Thursday. They liked Lanna's
ass and Clark's huge dick so, they recorded it for lonely days. Many died
trying to get the secret porn tape but terra was stupid enough to record
over it but mut stole a substitute squid and chocolate-covered it and stuck it
on Phoenix's back, forever scarring him with the words "guys fuck here".
Meanwhile, Smallville got cancelled for beavis and butthead, the better show.
When in Russia mercenaries were planning to take over. However, Stalins ghost
said Lana Lang didn't have the ass or body for thier needs. And thus they bought
model kits and cosplayed as The Amazingly-Gay Duo and frolicked merrily behind
fruity trees until the end. Stalins ghost was secretly planning to crush the
merc-dogs by using a new weapon that can eliminate huge stuff and monsters
since SK rules all perverts and mama's boys, sothey get terminated to make
room for Soviet Russia's ultimate weapon of twisties and cheezels. Contract
killer's plan failed horribly because Terra was there and posed sexily while
holding a dead duckling wing between his legs and screaming for sex, drugs
and alcohol. Anyway plan_b got terra stuffed with bullets before he realised that
all his fanboys hated his guts. They betrayed him to follow Stalin to not shave
their hair like mysterious double-agent who hyphenated words to make some
sense. Then the hetro-sexual guy with mask called Jim Carrey and his sidekick,
Bob the dog, to create something tasty, yet explosive such as bubblegum. A
poison bomb was made to eliminate Assassin since kittens, masturbating to save
the world . Meanwhile back in reality, Zhan hunted with poisoned crossbows and
chicken launchers to destroy the fat fag king. But he retaliated using his own
blubber to attack. Fag King allied with his sworn enemy, Donkey_Kong and
pac_man in exchange for Zhan's head. Zhan faced with danger, transformed into
the famous Godzilla! But couldnt use his chicken launchers. Zhanzilla attacked with
a large penis. Zhanzilla then tried using "that" jutsu. Kage bullshit_no jutsu to suck
the life out of the Fag King. It was working but then failed. He then tried fucking
the life out of a enlarged naked molerat owned by kfc and Yzak's hair. Then SK
decided, "Kill the hair!" to begin a new revoltution which would reform the Legion
of Doom which conquered Gotwoot with huge ass spaceships to terrrorize the souls
of smallville residents. He then called Batman and his trusty keyboard of fury ;but
being idiotic his finger slipped and he pressed the windows key which opened a
hidden door to the Hueco Mundo. Which was empty, until there was a giant mound
of popsicle sticks emerged in vengeful stomach acid. Belonging to a clan of angry
hampsters. Fag King gathered all the little fag-etes to ass rape Jadugar with a rusty
steel crowbar. Jadugar screamed because his penis looked like Zinobi so he thought,
"Damn if I get seen like Zinobi, the gay-soceity will kill me!!" He decided to masturbate
while eating Lucky Charms with beer and juice and hopping on his short penis when
travelling to the castle of gay lord, Chaoskiddo, who became hetro-sexual in spite of
being gay he continued servicing erect children and thoroughly enjoyed semen
milkshake but decided Jadugar had been drained so he searched him and found
126 gold pieces and gay porn.
Mut then decided to leave Huecoand visit France to get a
turnip shaped like a sack of stinking horse crap and then ate it with Pepsi. Pamela
Anderson has chopped fag_king's dick into the shape of quick posterswith nice, round
eyes, which were looking at Pam's blood covered hands cos she touched her hairy nipples
and then somthing very strange happened. A mutation occured in her DNA and she
sprouted very big breasts along with a 20 inch penis, that really was huge and spiky
and beat people except that wasn't a very good thing to have. This soon became very
fun and exciting adventure, but the hell demon swearing on Behelit to cook
turtlesand lobsters alive became suicidal and eat them which resulted in
poison and drugs which killed everyone Pam's huge titswhich lilphatboi
sucked and drank human cum from moms but the cum is so nasty that he died so in the
end everything was screwed....THE END..




In the beginning....

[Psyke]

there was a

[Honoko]

huge ass spaceship...

[Tofu #2]

transporting raisins and

[GLS]

apples filled with...

[Assertn]

post spamming noobs

[Paulyboy]

that liked to......

Edit: Ahaah this game is fun

In the beginning, there was a huge ass spaceship, transporting raisings, filled with, post spamming noobs, that liked to.....

[eat_toast]

throw jellybeans at..

[Munsu]

Budweineken, their master.

[010577]

...bater that came every...

note:

1) i know there is sp. error
2) still 3 words.. (1/2 + 1 + 1 + 1/2... technically every can be 1/2 a word)
3) paulyboy your sentence is incomplete ....

[DB_Hunter]

...time a dog

Note: I choose to forfeit 1/2 a word.

[Knives122]

jumped over a

[jing]

thread, that sucks

[DB_Hunter]

water from levees

[Assassin]

and deposits it

[XanBcoo]

In a duckpond

[Phoenix20578]

filled with crocodiles....

[aznimperialx]

so the bum

[Phoenix20578]

can sell weed...

So far, we have:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed ...

i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif

[DB_Hunter]

Originally posted by: Phoenix20578
can sell weed...

So far, we have:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed ...



Off topic: lol....

On topic: and get busted.

[2:25]

by hairy purple...

[Tofu #2]

monkey dishwasher slaves

[aznimperialx]

so the apes

[basey44]

smoke it for

[Phoenix20578]

the greatest porn


Update:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn

LMAO

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

made by mut

[aznimperialx]

and one day

[SFreedomZGMFx20a]

he was infected
EDIT:I hope this fits, if not i will edit it, just ssend me a PM.

[DB_Hunter]

with slimy worms

[Terracosmo]

from krbadass' vagina

[Jaredster]

and become a

[Tofu #2]

lump of vitaminC

[DB_Hunter]

..., his lunch condiment.

NOTE FULL STOP THIS TIME!

[Jadugar]

Meanwhile, there was

[DB_Hunter]

a hurricane coming

[Jadugar]

along with rita

[Phoenix20578]

Whose name was

UPDATE:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was...

[Jaredster]

rupaul, and it

[aznimperialx]

started to fart

[XanBcoo]

uncontrollably, and then

[dark maginn]

started to shit

[aznimperialx]

it was so

[Phoenix20578]

nasty, people threw

UPDATE:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw...

[ChaosK]

up in their

[basey44]

tacos and then

[Honoko]

ran to the

[GLS]

bathroom, only to

[Phoenix20578]

find the toilets

[DB_Hunter]

overflowing with worms.

[Jadugar]

People were panicking

[Tofu #2]

and spontaneously combusting

[Jadugar]

into thin air.

[Zinobi]

and trees turn.....

[XanBcoo]

...ed black because

[Jadugar]

of bad weather

[Phoenix20578]

UPDATE:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather...

[Jadugar]

and earth was

[Phoenix20578]

destoyed. The bum...

[Paulyboy]

started freaking out...



Ahah nice story so far.

[Zinobi]

and got stoned....

[Phoenix20578]

to death by...

[RedX1z]

the evil monkey..

[Uchiha Barles]

That's all folks!

[DB_Hunter]

Said Porky Pig

[Terracosmo]

while raping shrimps

[Jadugar]

without any protection

[Phoenix20578]

and then laughed

UPDATE:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather and earth was destoyed. The bum
started freaking out and got stoned to death by the evil monkey. That's all folks! Said Porky Pig
while raping shrimps without any protection and then laughed...

[Jadugar]

and moved onto

[Zinobi]

raping Yzak in.....
(sry terra i had to)

[Terracosmo]

front of Zinobi

[Zinobi]

while cumming on...

[basey44]

terra, who licked

[Jaredster]

Yzak ass. Then

[XanBcoo]

he decided to

[Psyke]

move on to

[dark maginn]

watching some porn

[aznimperialx]

and then realized

[basey44]

its gayporn, so

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

he killed himself

(this thread got really really homo gay as soon as it went to "farting and shitting", how immature do you have to be?)

[DB_Hunter]

Anyway, the Spaceship

[Jadugar]

started hitting those

[Phoenix20578]

bitches hard until

UPDATE:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather and earth was destoyed. The bum
started freaking out and got stoned to death by the evil monkey. That's all folks! Said Porky Pig
while raping shrimps without any protection and then laughed and moved onto raping Yzak in
front of Zinobi while cumming on terra, who licked Yzak ass. Then he decided to move on to
watching some porn and then realized its gayporn, so he killed himself. Anyway, the Spaceship
started hitting those bitches hard until...

[Jadugar]

they started screaming

[Jaredster]

and flew into

[Jadugar]

their cumsucking pods

[GhostKaGe]

but not before

[basey44]

pleasing basey thouroughly

[Jadugar]

and turned him

[GhostKaGe]

into their bitch

[Phoenix20578]

. They chased him...

[Turkish-S]

while the Spaceship

)hihi this thing got funny. and thnx phoenix that you update the story)

[Phoenix20578]

flew into a...

[a_odessey]

big ass planet.

[Jaredster]

All life was

[eat_toast]

fucked over by

[GhostKaGe]

orange alien scum

[aznimperialx]

Pop goes the

[Strider]

weasel, said the ..

[Phoenix20578]

Evil Monkey. He...

UPDATE:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather and earth was destoyed. The bum
started freaking out and got stoned to death by the evil monkey. That's all folks! Said Porky Pig
while raping shrimps without any protection and then laughed and moved onto raping Yzak in
front of Zinobi while cumming on terra, who licked Yzak ass. Then he decided to move on to
watching some porn and then realized its gayporn, so he killed himself. Anyway, the Spaceship
started hitting those bitches hard until they started screaming and flew into their cumsucking
pods but not before pleasing basey thouroughly and turned him into their bitch. They chased
him while the Spaceship flew into a big ass planet. All life was fucked over by orange alien scum.
Pop goes the weasel, said the Evil Monkey. He

LMAO. This story is too funny!!

[Paulyboy]

wanted to get

[Strider]

revenge for every

[ChaosK]

single time he

[aznimperialx]

did some HankyPanky

[Jadugar]

.There was no

[DB_Hunter]

way to spanky

[Assassin]

while doing hanky

[Strider]

and being cranky

[Phoenix20578]

. He decided to

UPDATE:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather and earth was destoyed. The bum
started freaking out and got stoned to death by the evil monkey. That's all folks! Said Porky Pig
while raping shrimps without any protection and then laughed and moved onto raping Yzak in
front of Zinobi while cumming on terra, who licked Yzak ass. Then he decided to move on to
watching some porn and then realized its gayporn, so he killed himself. Anyway, the Spaceship
started hitting those bitches hard until they started screaming and flew into their cumsucking
pods but not before pleasing basey thouroughly and turned him into their bitch. They chased
him while the Spaceship flew into a big ass planet. All life was fucked over by orange alien scum.
Pop goes the weasel, said the Evil Monkey. He wanted to get revenge for every single time he
did some HankyPanky. There was no way to spanky while doing hanky and being cranky. He
decided to

[DB_Hunter]

end the rhyming

[Jadugar]

and keep smiling

[Zinobi]

while peeling potatoes

- AS SOON AS THIS STORY IS DONE IM GETTIN IT ALL AND POSTUNG IT IN MY LOCKER ^_^

[Tofu #2]

10(5)/-1

[Zinobi]

what the fuck

[masamuneehs]

he ate alone

[Assassin]

and made fries

[Zinobi]

in the barrel......

[Roko]

which he recieved

[2:25]

from the King...

[Roko]

of planet JeSusLuvsMuNKays

[masamuneehs]

who usurped the

[DB_Hunter]

reigns of power

[Jaredster]

of the entire

[Phoenix20578]

galexy from the

UPDATE:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather and earth was destoyed. The bum
started freaking out and got stoned to death by the evil monkey. That's all folks! Said Porky Pig
while raping shrimps without any protection and then laughed and moved onto raping Yzak in
front of Zinobi while cumming on terra, who licked Yzak ass. Then he decided to move on to
watching some porn and then realized its gayporn, so he killed himself. Anyway, the Spaceship
started hitting those bitches hard until they started screaming and flew into their cumsucking
pods but not before pleasing basey thouroughly and turned him into their bitch. They chased
him while the Spaceship flew into a big ass planet. All life was fucked over by orange alien scum.
Pop goes the weasel, said the Evil Monkey. He wanted to get revenge for every single time he
did some HankyPanky. There was no way to spanky while doing hanky and being cranky. He
decided to end the rhyming and keep smiling. He ate alone and made fries in the barrel
which he recieved from the King of planet JeSusLuvsMuNKays who usurped the reigns of power
of the entire galexy from the...

[Psyke]

rulers of the

[GhostKaGe]

glorious latrine empire

[Zinobi]

of LaLa Land

[a_odessey]

who got high

[masamuneehs]

on sticky-icky

[eat_toast]

from little nicky

[Knives122]

On the 4th

[aznimperialx]

of july...which

[Paulyboy]

the monkey loved

[Honoko]

to fuck with.

[Jadugar]

On the other

[DB_Hunter]

the Spaceship's wreckage

[Assassin]

drifted towards the

[Phoenix20578]

sun. All of...

[RedX1z]

the people were..

[Jadugar]

going into lifepods

[Phoenix20578]

because they were

[Jadugar]

running out of

[RedX1z]

porn. so they..

[Jadugar]

gathered the dummies

[RedX1z]

and started to..

[Jadugar]

relief themselves and

[dark maginn]

fuk the dummy

[Jadugar]

again and again

[Phoenix20578]

until it hurt.

UPDATE:
In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather and earth was destoyed. The bum
started freaking out and got stoned to death by the evil monkey. That's all folks! Said Porky Pig
while raping shrimps without any protection and then laughed and moved onto raping Yzak in
front of Zinobi while cumming on terra, who licked Yzak ass. Then he decided to move on to
watching some porn and then realized its gayporn, so he killed himself. Anyway, the Spaceship
started hitting those bitches hard until they started screaming and flew into their cumsucking
pods but not before pleasing basey thouroughly and turned him into their bitch. They chased
him while the Spaceship flew into a big ass planet. All life was fucked over by orange alien scum.
Pop goes the weasel, said the Evil Monkey. He wanted to get revenge for every single time he
did some HankyPanky. There was no way to spanky while doing hanky and being cranky. He
decided to end the rhyming and keep smiling. He ate alone and made fries in the barrel
which he recieved from the King of planet JeSusLuvsMuNKays who usurped the reigns of power
of the entire galexy from the rulers of the glorious latrine empire of LaLa Land who got high
on sticky-icky from Little Nicky on the 4th of July...which the monkey loved to fuck with.
On the other the Spaceship's wreckage drifted towards the sun. All of the people were going
into lifepods because they were running out of porn. So they gathered the dummies and started
to relief themselves and fuck the dummy again and again until it hurt.

O god.... this story has become the most random masterpiece ever. lol

[DB_Hunter]

Anyway, the Thundercats

[RedX1z]

flew off to..

[aznimperialx]

DUCK TALES and

[Mite Gai]

brutally kill Fukuda

[DB_Hunter]

with the Thundertank

[RedX1z]

because he is..

[lilphatboi88]

who has a

[Honoko]

ginormous projectile emitting

[Zinobi]

vagina filled with

[Roko]

hot and pink

[GuardianShado]

gelatinous rancid smelling

[SFreedomZGMFx20a]

poisonous semen which...

This is FUN i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif.

[kenren]

instantly kills a

[basey44]

big fish, meanwhile

[Honinbou]

on the planet

[kenren]

full with fucking

[RedX1z]

were out of..

[aznimperialx]

Spam and the

[kenren]

spammer travel to

[DB_Hunter]

Off topic: You know this topic is getting more and more immature... for crying out loutd don't keep using the same words like vagina or whatever... it makes the story into a conversation between 5 year olds who just learnt some new 'dirty' words.

On topic: die. The End.

[Phoenix20578]

In the beginning there was a huge ass spaceship transporting raisins and apples filled with
post spamming noobs that liked to throw jellybeans at Budweineken, their master bater that
came everytime a dog jumped over a thread, that sucks water from levees
and deposits it In a duckpond filled with crocodiles so the bum can sell weed and get busted
by hairy purple monkey dishwasher slaves so the apes smoke it for the greatest porn made
by mut and one day he was infected with slimy worms from krbadass' vagina and become a
lump of vitaminC, his lunch condiment. Meanwhile, there was a hurricane coming along with
rita whose name was rupaul, and it started to fart uncontrollably, and then started to shit.
It was so nasty, people threw up in their tacos and then ran to the bathroom, only to
find the toilets overflowing with worms. People were panicking and spontaneously combusting
into thin air and trees turned black because of bad weather and earth was destoyed. The bum
started freaking out and got stoned to death by the evil monkey. That's all folks! Said Porky Pig
while raping shrimps without any protection and then laughed and moved onto raping Yzak in
front of Zinobi while cumming on terra, who licked Yzak ass. Then he decided to move on to
watching some porn and then realized its gayporn, so he killed himself. Anyway, the Spaceship
started hitting those bitches hard until they started screaming and flew into their cumsucking
pods but not before pleasing basey thouroughly and turned him into their bitch. They chased
him while the Spaceship flew into a big ass planet. All life was fucked over by orange alien scum.
Pop goes the weasel, said the Evil Monkey. He wanted to get revenge for every single time he
did some HankyPanky. There was no way to spanky while doing hanky and being cranky. He
decided to end the rhyming and keep smiling. He ate alone and made fries in the barrel
which he recieved from the King of planet JeSusLuvsMuNKays who usurped the reigns of power
of the entire galexy from the rulers of the glorious latrine empire of LaLa Land who got high
on sticky-icky from Little Nicky on the 4th of July...which the monkey loved to fuck with.
On the other the Spaceship's wreckage drifted towards the sun. All of the people were going
into lifepods because they were running out of porn. So they gathered the dummies and started
to relief themselves and fuck the dummy again and again until it hurt. Anyway, the Thundercats
flew off to DUCK TALES and brutally kill Fukuda because he is with the Thundertank who has a
ginormous projectile emitting vagina filled with hot and pink gelatinous rancid smelling poisonous
semen which instantly kills a big fish, meanwhile on the planet full with fucking were out of
Spam and the spammer travel todie. The End.

[Turkish-S]

k first story is complete.. don't post new shit yet i'm going to make some rule's for the next round..

[Phoenix20578]

Some rules would help, just so we don't end up with sentences like:
ginormous projectile emitting vagina filled with hot and pink gelatinous rancid smelling poisonous
semen
i/expressions/rolleye.gif

[GhostKaGe]

would be better if instead of just posting 3 words you copy and past the whole thing then add yuor 3 words to the end it would make it easier to follow

[Jadugar]

Originally posted by: GhostKaGe
would be better if instead of just posting 3 words you copy and past the whole thing then add yuor 3 words to the end it would make it easier to follow

An update like Phoenix after 5/6 messages is much better.

[Turkish-S]

no i was thinking the same about copying and pasteing.

[Jadugar]

Ok. We will go along with your decision.

[Phoenix20578]

T-S, my updates work a little better than the copy and paste. Instead of 20+ giant posts per page, we just get one giant post. It's really annoying haveing to scroll through all that.

[Strider]

Seriously. Pages would be extremely extensive if with every post was the entire thread before it. We went through nine pages of this. Imagine how long that'd all be to scroll through if each post contained every post before it?

Periodic updates work fine.

And, I agree on the certain rules things. It occasionally took a turn for immaturity over everything else at a number of points.

[Jadugar]

I totally agree with you Phoenix. Just one or two updates on one page. Otherewise this game will loose its appeal.

[Turkish-S]

hmm.. yep that would be shit...
but i also don't want things like (phoenix said)" ginormous projectile emitting vagina filled with hot and pink gelatinous rancid smelling poisonous semen"
i want a real story.
so do any of you got some more suggestions??...

[Honoko]

make sure the three words you choose would somehow further the storyline-- either by grammar or by the actual adjectives/noun you pick. that started working in the previous story when people began to include punctuation in their posts.

[Phoenix20578]

Make sure people realize that when a period is at the end of the post, that means the sentence is over.
Also, put a limit on the curses and immature language. Just say if it is over done, those posts will be
excluded from the story. If you need any help with the monitoring, i could lend you a hand, or you can
ask a mod for help.

[Paulyboy]

Okay lets start a story that relates to something, any ideas?

[Strider]

I don't think it'd work for the first number of posts, until the story really kicked off, but just for the kick of things, why not have the people who are posting try to actually incorporate themselves into the story. As opposed to random three words for shits and giggles, try adding something sensible as if the story were their own story. With everyone emptying out their creative ideas to make this their own story, that in itself with bring the desired variation and humor for it.

Probably sounds weird and difficult, but I think it'd prove to be entertaining. My two cents. I'm sure I'll donate a few more if something hasn't kicked off already ..

[Phoenix20578]

@Strider: Thats a good idea. It worked well with the last story.
@Paulyboy: Hmmmm.... Lets create a new anime, filled with zany adventures.

[ChaosK]

and it'll be much better than that crap fukuda gives us. or the naruto fillers. i cant say anything about bleach because it doesnt go on fillers often.

[DB_Hunter]

How about a novel? This will be complicated, but lets say we choose a plot, perhaps choose the number of characters that are going to be involved and leave the rest to the forum. We can do it chapter by chapter so that we dont have to go thru huge pages of text to see what is going on.

[SFreedomZGMFx20a]

Originally posted by: Phoenix20578
Some rules would help, just so we don't end up with sentences like:
ginormous projectile emitting vagina filled with hot and pink gelatinous rancid smelling poisonous
semen



Sorry, i was trying to make my sentences fit into the story. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Phoenix20578]

Originally posted by: SFreedomZGMFx20a


Originally posted by: Phoenix20578
Some rules would help, just so we don't end up with sentences like:
ginormous projectile emitting vagina filled with hot and pink gelatinous rancid smelling poisonous
semen



Sorry, i was trying to make my sentences fit into the story.

....................................

[masamuneehs]

Why do topics like this one always feel doomed to fail?

[Phoenix20578]

Originally posted by: masamuneehs
Why do topics like this one always feel doomed to fail?

Because immature 12 year olds and younger are in this forum
*sigh*

[Jadugar]

Originally posted by: masamuneehs
Why do topics like this one always feel doomed to fail?



Originally posted by: masamuneehs
I fall in that 98% group. Damn straight.

You forgot to count those 2%. Thats why.

[Turkish-S]

k let's start a new story then..

RULE's
the people who are going to post try actually incorporate themselves into the story. i want a real story with a beginning and an end..
i or phoenix will, at every page, update the story. READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST then post your reply.
the posts with stupid curses and immature language will be ignorred.
this story will also be like 7 to 8 page's..

as for the story itself let's just start and we will see where it come's..


on a stormy...

[Jadugar]

night, in a

[eat_toast]

car on 34th

[Terracosmo]

street, the legendary

off-topic: "There was no way to spanky while doing hanky and being cranky. He decided to end the rhyming and keep smiling" was hilarious. Even more so than the Yzak x Terra hotsex.

[GhostKaGe]

mercenaries know as

[Strider]

Dogs were talking

[BioAlien]

about his gun

[Jaredster]

that was used

[Jadugar]

to kill mob's


Someone plz update

[Phoenix20578]

UPDATE:

On a stormy night, in a car on 34th street, the legendary mercenaries known
as Dogs were talking about his gun that was used to kill mob's

[GhostKaGe]

of bloodthirsty demons

[masamuneehs]

who terrorized all

[Jadugar]

living and dead

[eat_toast]

. What they didn't

[Phoenix20578]

know was that

Sidenote: Guys, please no grammer problems.

[GhostKaGe]

dark forces were

[Munsu]

watching Smallville at

[Knives122]

9 on Thursday.

[Phoenix20578]

They liked Lanna's

[Jadugar]

ass and Clark's

[ChaosK]

huge dick so,

[RedX1z]

they recorded it..

[Phoenix20578]

for lonely days.

[DB_Hunter]

Many died trying

[Phoenix20578]

to get the

[Turkish-S]

secret porn tape

[ChaosK]

but terra was

[Turkish-S]

stupid enough to

[GhostKaGe]

record over it

[ChaosK]

but mut stole

[Phoenix20578]

RULES
*The story will be updated at every page.
*READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST then post your reply.
*Posts with stupid curses and immature language will be ignored.

UPDATE:
On a stormy night, in a car on 34th street, the legendary mercenaries known
as Dogs were talking about his guns that were used to kill mob's of bloodthirsty
demons who terrorized all living and dead. What they didn't know was that
dark forces were watching Smallville at 9 on Thursday. They liked Lanna's
ass and Clark's huge dick so, they recorded it for lonely days. Many died
trying to get the secret porn tape but terra was stupid enough to record
over it but mut stole....

[Terracosmo]

a substitute squid

(off-topic: this story is so LOL)

[Winged Dancer]

and chocolate-covered it

[ChaosK]

and stuck it

(winged, not sure if that counts as 3 words or 4)

[RedX1z]

on pheonix's back..

[DB_Hunter]

, forever scarring him.

[dark maginn]

with the words

[ChaosK]

"guys fuck here"

[Strider]

. Meanwhile, on Smallville

[ChaosK]

got cancelled for

[RedX1z]

beavis and butthead..

[Phoenix20578]

, the better show.

RULES
*The story will be updated at every page.
*READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST then post your reply.
*Posts with stupid curses and immature language will be ignored.


UPDATE:
On a stormy night, in a car on 34th street, the legendary mercenaries known
as Dogs were talking about his guns that were used to kill mob's of bloodthirsty
demons who terrorized all living and dead. What they didn't know was that
dark forces were watching Smallville at 9 on Thursday. They liked Lanna's
ass and Clark's huge dick so, they recorded it for lonely days. Many died
trying to get the secret porn tape but terra was stupid enough to record
over it but mut stole a substitute squid and chocolate-covered it and stuck it
on Phoenix's back, forever scarring him with the words "guys fuck here".
Meanwhile, Smallville got cancelled for beavis and butthead, the better show.




Originally posted by: Winged Dancer
and chocolate-covered it

I'll allow it. It's almost one word

One more thing, I stress the 2nd rule. Keep the story somewhat readable.

[ChaosK]

when in russia.

[Jadugar]

mercenaries were planning

[RedX1z]

to take over..

[Assassin]

However, Stalins ghost

[lilphatboi88]

said Lana Lang

[Psyke]

didn't have the

[RedX1z]

ass or body..

[Phoenix20578]

for thier needs.

RULES
*The story will be updated at every page.
*READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST then post your reply.
*Posts with stupid curses and immature language will be ignored.


UPDATE:
On a stormy night, in a car on 34th street, the legendary mercenaries known
as Dogs were talking about his guns that were used to kill mob's of bloodthirsty
demons who terrorized all living and dead. What they didn't know was that
dark forces were watching Smallville at 9 on Thursday. They liked Lanna's
ass and Clark's huge dick so, they recorded it for lonely days. Many died
trying to get the secret porn tape but terra was stupid enough to record
over it but mut stole a substitute squid and chocolate-covered it and stuck it
on Phoenix's back, forever scarring him with the words "guys fuck here".
Meanwhile, Smallville got cancelled for beavis and butthead, the better show.
When in Russia mercenaries were planning to take over. However, Stalins ghost
said Lana Lang didn't have the ass or body for thier needs.

[Turkish-S]

And thus they

[Terracosmo]

bought model kits

[Winged Dancer]

and cosplayed as

[Munsu]

The Amazingly-Gay Duo

[Strider]

And frolicked merrily

[Uchiha Barles]

behind fruity trees

[Shippou-sama]

until the end

[Shinda]

that wasn't untill

[SK]

he cummed on

~1~