3 word story: new story!! page 26 (first read the rules)

[Turkish-S]

okey....

any suggestions for the next story??..

[Turkish-S]

On a stormy night, in a car on 34th street, the legendary mercenaries known
as Dogs were talking about his guns that were used to kill mob's of bloodthirsty
demons who terrorized all living and dead. What they didn't know was that
dark forces were watching Smallville at 9 on Thursday. They liked Lanna's
ass and Clark's huge dick so, they recorded it for lonely days. Many died
trying to get the secret porn tape but terra was stupid enough to record
over it but mut stole a substitute squid and chocolate-covered it and stuck it
on Phoenix's back, forever scarring him with the words "guys fuck here".
Meanwhile, Smallville got cancelled for beavis and butthead, the better show.
When in Russia mercenaries were planning to take over. However, Stalins ghost
said Lana Lang didn't have the ass or body for thier needs. And thus they bought
model kits and cosplayed as The Amazingly-Gay Duo and frolicked merrily behind
fruity trees until the end. Stalins ghost was secretly planning to crush the
merc-dogs by using a new weapon that can eliminate huge stuff and monsters
since SK rules all perverts and mama's boys, sothey get terminated to make
room for Soviet Russia's ultimate weapon of twisties and cheezels. Contract
killer's plan failed horribly because Terra was there and posed sexily while
holding a dead duckling wing between his legs and screaming for sex, drugs
and alcohol. Anyway plan_b got terra stuffed with bullets before he realised that
all his fanboys hated his guts. They betrayed him to follow Stalin to not shave
their hair like mysterious double-agent who hyphenated words to make some
sense. Then the hetro-sexual guy with mask called Jim Carrey and his sidekick,
Bob the dog, to create something tasty, yet explosive such as bubblegum. A
poison bomb was made to eliminate Assassin since kittens, masturbating to save
the world . Meanwhile back in reality, Zhan hunted with poisoned crossbows and
chicken launchers to destroy the fat fag king. But he retaliated using his own
blubber to attack. Fag King allied with his sworn enemy, Donkey_Kong and
pac_man in exchange for Zhan's head. Zhan faced with danger, transformed into
the famous Godzilla! But couldnt use his chicken launchers. Zhanzilla attacked with
a large penis. Zhanzilla then tried using "that" jutsu. Kage bullshit_no jutsu to suck
the life out of the Fag King. It was working but then failed. He then tried fucking
the life out of a enlarged naked molerat owned by kfc and Yzak's hair. Then SK
decided, "Kill the hair!" to begin a new revoltution which would reform the Legion
of Doom which conquered Gotwoot with huge ass spaceships to terrrorize the souls
of smallville residents. He then called Batman and his trusty keyboard of fury ;but
being idiotic his finger slipped and he pressed the windows key which opened a
hidden door to the Hueco Mundo. Which was empty, until there was a giant mound
of popsicle sticks emerged in vengeful stomach acid. Belonging to a clan of angry
hampsters. Fag King gathered all the little fag-etes to ass rape Jadugar with a rusty
steel crowbar. Jadugar screamed because his penis looked like Zinobi so he thought,
"Damn if I get seen like Zinobi, the gay-soceity will kill me!!" He decided to masturbate
while eating Lucky Charms with beer and juice and hopping on his short penis when
travelling to the castle of gay lord, Chaoskiddo, who became hetro-sexual in spite of
being gay he continued servicing erect children and thoroughly enjoyed semen
milkshake but decided Jadugar had been drained so he searched him and found
126 gold pieces and gay porn.
Mut then decided to leave Huecoand visit France to get a
turnip shaped like a sack of stinking horse crap and then ate it with Pepsi. Pamela
Anderson has chopped fag_king's dick into the shape of quick posterswith nice, round
eyes, which were looking at Pam's blood covered hands cos she touched her hairy nipples
and then somthing very strange happened. A mutation occured in her DNA and she
sprouted very big breasts along with a 20 inch penis, that really was huge and spiky
and beat people except that wasn't a very good thing to have. This soon became very
fun and exciting adventure, but the hell demon swearing on Behelit to cook
turtlesand lobsters alive became suicidal and eat them which resulted in
poison and drugs which killed everyone Pam's huge titswhich lilphatboi
sucked and drank human cum from moms but the cum is so nasty that he died so in the
end everything was screwed....THE END..

(oops srry dubbel post)

[Jadugar]

It has to be a fucking short one and the one that makes any sense.

[Turkish-S]

yep and there are still way too many Posts with stupid curses and immature language...

[eat_toast]

how about a story about an anime series.

[Tofu #2]

I shall use my moderator powers to enfore your rules.

[RedX1z]

story about game characters?

[lilphatboi88]

Sure, let's try to create a first episode for an anime

[dark maginn]

story about a anime sounds cool i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

[Paulyboy]

Originally posted by: Tofu #2
I shall use my moderator powers to enfore your rules.

You can do it Tofu! Its cool that you won the ik

But yah making our own anime is a sweet idea, but please stick to the rules, we still have people praising themselves.

[Psyke]

Originally posted by: Paulyboy


Originally posted by: Tofu #2
I shall use my moderator powers to enfore your rules.

You can do it Tofu! Its cool that you won the ik

But yah making our own anime is a sweet idea, but please stick to the rules, we still have people praising themselves.

And we have too many stories revolving around dicks/titties.

[Turkish-S]

okey then it is decided a story about an anime. tofu will help us..
now we need to know what the anime will be about.

[Phoenix20578]

An anime story, that pretty cool. I'd say a fantasy anime. That way, we can throw a whole lot of comedy
and action in

BTW, Congats Tofu on the IK contest. I wish you the best of luck. Help make this anime great!

[XanBcoo]

Originally posted by: Psyke
And we have too many stories revolving around dicks/titties.

lol, I like how most of us tried to avoid the topic, but then some losers just went and did it anyway.

[RedX1z]

so, are we starting anytime soon?

[Munsu]

No we won't

[Tofu #2]

OH YES WE WILL!

...start anytime soon

[Turkish-S]

ok let's start this bitch:



RULES

*The story will be updated at every page.
*READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST then post your reply.
*Posts with stupid curses and immature language will be ignored.( if you do.. tofu or another mod will give you a warning.) (and mod's plz delete this message's so we can't get confused.)
*No posting random forum name's
*Stop praising yourselfes
*this story will go over anime if you if you go way off-story your post will also get ignored.

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO.....( i don't wanna make a beginning)

[Shinda]

*fanstasy anime?*

In a castle

[Phoenix20578]

there lived a

*Yeah, fantasy anime*

[lilphatboi88]

young boy with

[Shuurai]

A desire to

[Turkish-S]

<u>RULES</u>
*The story will be updated at every page
*READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST, then post your reply
*Posts with stupid curses and immature language will be ignored (If you do... Tofu or another mod will give you a warning) (Mod's please delete those message's so we don't get confused)
*No posting random forum names
*Stop praising yourselves
*This story is about anime. If you go way off-topic your post will also be ignored

<u>UPDATE</u>
In a castle there lived a young boy with a desire to become the greatest comedian ever, but he lacked talent. Until one day, he decided to take on the great Robin Williams look-a-like..

[Phoenix20578]

comedian ever, but

[XanBcoo]

he lacked talent

[eat_toast]

. Until one day

[Turkish-S]

LOL (http://forums.gotwoot.net/messageview.cfm?catid=11&amp;threadid=16503&amp;enterthrea d=y)
fuck srry...

he decided to

fixed i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif..

[RedX1z]

take on the..

[Phoenix20578]

great Robin Williams


EDIT: OK, Nevermind. Guess he didn't overlook you...

[Shinda]

look-a-like

[RedX1z]

who really was..

[Turkish-S]

his evil twin-brother

[XanBcoo]

The two brothers

[Shinda]

fought each other

[RedX1z]

on top of..

[Terracosmo]

mount sexbombia, the

[Tofu #2]

I thought this was going to be an anime? i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif

land of the

[Phoenix20578]

insane plot twists.

It is an anime tofu, just an odd one i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[RedX1z]

oddly, the two..

[Zhan]

stopped fighting when

[Nai]

a young boy

[Phoenix20578]

named Bob came.

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*The story will be updated at every page
*READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST, then post your reply
*Posts with stupid curses and immature language will be ignored (If you do... Tofu or another mod will give you a warning) (Mod's please delete those message's so we don't get confused)
*No posting random forum names
*Stop praising yourselves
*This story is about anime. If you go way off-topic your post will also be ignored

<u>UPDATE</u>
In a castle there lived a young boy with a desire to become the greatest comedian ever, but he lacked talent.
Until one day, he decided to take on the great Robin Williams look-a-like who really was his evil twin-brother.
The two brothers fought each other on top of mount sexbombia, the land of the insane plot twists. Oddly, the
two stopped fighting when a young boy named Bob came.

[dark maginn]

and did somthing

[RedX1z]

so horrible that..

[aznimperial]

the twins were

[Phoenix20578]

fused together. Bob

[Knives122]

saw a cat(you know the one, that same black cat you saw in Trigun, FLCL, etc.)

[RedX1z]

and ran like..

[Zinobi]

Jackie Chan up

[aznimperial]

the wall and

[RedX1z]

down the exploding..

[Phoenix20578]

ladder. Robin Williams

[DB_Hunter]

drew the mystic

[lilphatboi88]

holy shikon shard


(This doesn't make sense wherever it's going...)

[Mite Gai]

in his ass

[DB_Hunter]

This is crap... this thread should be closed as idiots can't seem to follow the rules and thus just end up producing useless spam.

[Turkish-S]

Originally posted by: DB_Hunter
This is crap... this thread should be closed as idiots can't seem to follow the rules and thus just end up producing useless spam.

agreed lets stop this shit stupid mite gay....

[Phoenix20578]

Are six rules at the top of each page so hard to follow?!?!

Mite Gai, you have been ignored in this story.

contining from:
holy shikon shard


from Bob's control.

[RedX1z]

unfortunately, it wasn't..

[XanBcoo]

enough to defeat

[Strider]

their father who

[Winged Dancer]

mounted a giant

[Knives122]

demon horse that

[lilphatboi88]

only lets those

[Strider]

EDIT: with blue eyes

( Carry on .. )

[XanBcoo]

One of you two edit your post. You must have done it at the exact same time.

[dark maginn]

and with red

[RedX1z]

wings and hair..

[Phoenix20578]

ride. All others

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*The story will be updated at every page
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*No posting random forum names
*Stop praising yourselves
*This story is about anime. If you go way off-topic your post will also be ignored

<u>UPDATE</u>
In a castle there lived a young boy with a desire to become the greatest comedian ever, but he lacked talent.
Until one day, he decided to take on the great Robin Williams look-a-like who really was his evil twin-brother.
The two brothers fought each other on top of mount sexbombia, the land of the insane plot twists. Oddly, the
two stopped fighting when a young boy named Bob came. He did somthing so horrible that the twins were
fused together. Bob saw a cat and ran like Jackie Chan up the wall and down the exploding ladder. Robin
Williams drew the mystic holy shikon shard from Bob's control. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to defeat their
father who mounted a giant demon horse that only lets those with blue eyes and with red wings and hair ride.
All others....


I'll mod the story when it's done to make a little sense. Lets see some action!

[dark maginn]

cound not ride

[eat_toast]

for they would

[dark maginn]

die a terrible

[XanBcoo]

death. Robin then

[RedX1z]

knowing this, began..

[Winged Dancer]

flying around the

[dark maginn]

volcano and spotted

[RedX1z]

a chaos emerald..

[dark maginn]

he went to

[aznimperialx]

the front but

[dark maginn]

the heat was

[RedX1z]

impossible to go..

[Phoenix20578]

<u>RULES</u>
*The story will be updated at every page
*READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST, then post your reply
*Posts with stupid curses and immature language will be ignored (If you do... Tofu or another mod will give you a warning) (Mod's please delete those message's so we don't get confused)
*No posting random forum names
*Stop praising yourselves
*This story is about anime. If you go way off-topic your post will also be ignored

<u>UPDATE</u>
In a castle there lived a young boy with a desire to become the greatest comedian ever, but he lacked
talent. Until one day, he decided to take on the great Robin Williams look-a-like who really was his evil
twin-brother. The two brothers fought each other on top of mount sexbombia, the land of the insane plot
twists. Oddly, the two stopped fighting when a young boy named Bob came. He did somthing so horrible
that the twins were fused together. Bob saw a cat and ran like Jackie Chan up the wall and down the
exploding ladder. Robin Williams drew the mystic holy shikon shard from Bob's control. Unfortunately, it
wasn't enough to defeat their father who mounted a giant demon horse that only lets those with blue eyes
and with red wings and hair ride. All others could not ride for they would die a terrible death. Robin then
knowing this, began flying around the volcano and spotted a chaos emerald. He went to the front but
the heat was impossible to go....


*I'll mod the story when it's done to make a little sense.*

[lilphatboi88]

so he said

[GhostKaGe]

"why bother trying"

[dark maginn]

then one day

[Shinda]

it started to

[Strider]

rain watermelon flavored

[Phoenix20578]

candy. Bob thought

EDIT: Missed Strider's post i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif Its fixed now.

[Koyuki]

I'm so funny

[dark maginn]

and then the

[RedX1z]

great comedian, robin..

[Knives122]

started to

Edit: edited and will only have two words for it to work

[aznimperialx]

get all enraged

[Shinda]

at Bob and

[Nai]

started charging his

[dark maginn]

electric blades and

[Strider]

Gameboy Advance [SP] for

[dark maginn]

playing and killing

[Strider]

everyone that Bob

[Zoels]

had ever kicked.

[Jadugar]

Now that everything

[DB_Hunter]

was sorting itself

[RedX1z]

people began to..

[dark maginn]

settle down and

[Jadugar]

Bob called upon

[Knives122]

his sidekick Rodrigues

[Jadugar]

,who came along

[dark maginn]

to defeat all

[RedX1z]

the oompa loompas..

[dark maginn]

and the killer

[Strider]

tomato that once

[XanBcoo]

devoured his friends

[DB_Hunter]

tried to ketchup (sorry just had to...)

[dark maginn]

up his friends

[Paulyboy]

, but later on

[Winged Dancer]

he discovered that

[basey44]

he lost his

[Strider]

left leg during

[Jadugar]

the fight between

[basey44]

the killer condom

[Strider]

that wasn't killer

[Phoenix20578]

<u>RULES</u>
*The story will be updated at every page
*READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST, then post your reply
*Posts with stupid curses and immature language will be ignored (If you do... Tofu or another mod will give you a warning) (Mod's please delete those message's so we don't get confused)
*No posting random forum names
*Stop praising yourselves
*This story is about anime. If you go way off-topic your post will also be ignored

<u>UPDATE</u>
In a castle there lived a young boy with a desire to become the greatest comedian ever, but he lacked
talent. Until one day, he decided to take on the great Robin Williams look-a-like who really was his evil
twin-brother. The two brothers fought each other on top of mount sexbombia, the land of the insane plot
twists. Oddly, the two stopped fighting when a young boy named Bob came. He did somthing so horrible
that the twins were fused together. Bob saw a cat and ran like Jackie Chan up the wall and down the
exploding ladder. Robin Williams drew the mystic holy shikon shard from Bob's control. Unfortunately, it
wasn't enough to defeat their father who mounted a giant demon horse that only lets those with blue eyes
and with red wings and hair ride. All others could not ride for they would die a terrible death. Robin then
knowing this, began flying around the volcano and spotted a chaos emerald. He went to the front but
the heat was impossible to go so he said "Why bother trying". Then one day it started to rain watermelon
flavored candy. Bob thought, "I'm so funny" and then the great comedian, robin started to get all enraged
at Bob and started charging his electric blades and Gameboy Advance [SP] for playing and killing
everyone that Bob had ever kicked. Now that everything was sorting itself people began to settle down
and Bob called upon his sidekick Rodrigues, who came along the oompa loompas and the killer tomato
that once devoured his friends tried to ketchup his friends , but later on he discovered that he lost his
left leg during the fight between the killer condom that wasn't killer...

[Zoels]

when a huge

[dark maginn]

giant tree things

[el_boss]

started calling everyone

[Winged Dancer]

names, so he

[Shinda]

plugged his ears

[XanBcoo]

, bandaged his leg,

[Jadugar]

rolled up his

[aznimperialx]

pants and shirt

[DB_Hunter]

and powered up

[el_boss]

the flying squirrel

[Jadugar]

and aimed at

[aznimperialx]

the ugly tree

[dark maginn]

but the tree

[Nai]

struck a pose

[el_boss]

and spontaneously combusted

[6Zabuza9]

while sitting in

[isso]

the previous tree

[RedX1z]

meanwhile, back at..

[isso]

the hidden village

[Jadugar]

of Whores, a

[isso]

man walks towards

[el_boss]

a manlike woman

[isso]

, slowly pulling out

[dark maginn]

his crazy looking

[aznimperialx]

extra large weapon

[Jadugar]

for full service.

[aznimperialx]

then when he

[Phoenix20578]

<u>RULES</u>
*The story will be updated at every page
*READ THE WHOLE STORY FIRST, then post your reply
*Posts with stupid curses and immature language will be ignored (If you do... Tofu or another mod will give you a warning) (Mod's please delete those message's so we don't get confused)
*No posting random forum names
*Stop praising yourselves
*This story is about anime. If you go way off-topic your post will also be ignored

<u>UPDATE</u>
In a castle there lived a young boy with a desire to become the greatest comedian ever, but he lacked
talent. Until one day, he decided to take on the great Robin Williams look-a-like who really was his evil
twin-brother. The two brothers fought each other on top of mount sexbombia, the land of the insane plot
twists. Oddly, the two stopped fighting when a young boy named Bob came. He did somthing so horrible
that the twins were fused together. Bob saw a cat and ran like Jackie Chan up the wall and down the
exploding ladder. Robin Williams drew the mystic holy shikon shard from Bob's control. Unfortunately, it
wasn't enough to defeat their father who mounted a giant demon horse that only lets those with blue eyes
and with red wings and hair ride. All others could not ride for they would die a terrible death. Robin then
knowing this, began flying around the volcano and spotted a chaos emerald. He went to the front but
the heat was impossible to go so he said "Why bother trying". Then one day it started to rain watermelon
flavored candy. Bob thought, "I'm so funny" and then the great comedian, robin started to get all enraged
at Bob and started charging his electric blades and Gameboy Advance [SP] for playing and killing
everyone that Bob had ever kicked. Now that everything was sorting itself people began to settle down
and Bob called upon his sidekick Rodrigues, who came along the oompa loompas and the killer tomato
that once devoured his friends tried to ketchup his friends , but later on he discovered that he lost his
left leg during the fight between the killer condom that wasn't killer when a huge giant tree things started
calling everyone names, so he plugged his ears, bandaged his leg, rolled up his pants and shirt and
powered up the flying squirrel and aimed at the ugly tree but the tree struck a pose and spontaneously
combusted while sitting in the previous tree meanwhile, back at the hidden village of Whores, a man
walks towards a manlike woman , slowly pulling out his crazy looking extra large weapon for full service.
Then when he....

*I was gonna mod the story when it's done to make a little sense, but now, it's beyond help.*

[Jadugar]

opened his box

*The story is way way away beyond help*.

[XanBcoo]

the bitch died

[aznimperialx]

because she was

[Winged Dancer]

secretly infected with

[aznimperialx]

deadly snake vemon.

[Jadugar]

He quickly unleased

[Phoenix20578]

his ban-kai, a...

[6Zabuza9]

and called out

[basey44]

one small cheeseburger

[XanBcoo]

saving the day

[Zhan]

with a rasengan.

[isso]

But how would

[el_boss]

Naruto react when

[isso]

Kishimoto appeares from

[Jadugar]

valley_of_the_end with Sasuke

[RedX1z]

in a tank..

[basey44]

full of fish

[isso]

and potato strips

[6Zabuza9]

then the tank

[Nai]

begun charging its

[dark maginn]

red looking rasengan

[DB_Hunter]

only to lose

[6Zabuza9]

it's power to

[dark maginn]

naruto who asorb

[DB_Hunter]

(...absorbed) the chakra entirely.

[dark maginn]

then blast the

[el_boss]

excess gas out

[isso]

of his ears

[Jadugar]

, nose and his

[dark maginn]

legs and arms

[isso]

. He was so

[DB_Hunter]

(can we try and keep this an anime story...)

angry that he

[Jadugar]

nearly pissed himself.

[aznimperialx]

He took off...

[Jadugar]

his pants and

[aznimperialx]

and pissed so

[Jadugar]

he can drown

[XanBcoo]

Not only is this story getting too random, it's also a grammatical nightmare now...

Edit: everyone. Then he

[Jadugar]

ran towards the

[XanBcoo]

Edited: delted if necessary. Sorry.

[Jadugar]

--------------------

[aznimperialx]

exit. THE END

[Jadugar]

Great Ending..................................

Someone plz edit the story.

[Zhan]

In a castle there lived a young boy with a desire to become the greatest comedian ever, but he lacked
talent. Until one day, he decided to take on the great Robin Williams look-a-like who really was his evil
twin-brother. The two brothers fought each other on top of mount sexbombia, the land of the insane plot
twists. Oddly, the two stopped fighting when a young boy named Bob came. He did something so horrible
that the twins were fused together. Bob saw a cat and ran like Jackie Chan up the wall and down the
exploding ladder. Robin Williams drew the mystic holy shikon shard from Bob's control. Unfortunately, it
wasn't enough to defeat their father who mounted a giant demon horse that only lets those with blue eyes, red wings and hair ride. All others could not ride for they would have a terrible death. Robin, knowing this, began flying around the volcano and spotted a chaos emerald. He went to the front but
the heat made it impossible to go in so he said "Why bother trying". Then one day it started to rain watermelon
flavored candy. Bob thought, "I'm so funny" and then the great comedian, Robin, started to get all enraged
at Bob and charged his electric blades and his Gameboy Advance [SP] for playing and killing
everyone that Bob had ever kicked. Now that everything was sorted people began to settle down.
Bob called upon his sidekick Rodrigues, the oompa loompas and the killer tomato
that once devoured his friends. The killer tomato tried to ketchup his friends, but later on he discovered that he lost his left leg during the fight between the killer condom that wasn't a killer until a huge giant tree started
calling everyone names, so he plugged his ears, bandaged his leg, rolled up his pants, powered up the flying squirrel and aimed at the ugly tree. However, the tree struck a pose and spontaneously combusted while sitting down. Meanwhile, back at the Hidden Village of Whores, a man walked towards a manlike woman, slowly pulling out his crazy looking extra large weapon for full service. When the man opened his box the bitch died because she was secretly infected with deadly snake vemon. He quickly unleashed his ban-kai and called out one small cheeseburger, saving the day with a rasengan. However, how would Naruto react? Kishimoto appears from the Valley of the End with Sasuke in a tank full of fish and potato strips. The tank began charging its red looking rasengan only to lose it's power to Naruto who consumed the chakra entirely. Naruto then blasted the excess gas out of his ears, nose, legs and arms. He was so angry that he nearly pissed himself. He took off his pants and pissed so he can drown everyone. Then he ran towards the exit. THE END.


Just roughly did some editing.

[dark maginn]

this story was kind of stupid...

[Phoenix20578]

At the point of my last update, i washed my hand of this thread. This has gotten way too out of control.