The Bible and Dinosaurs

[XanBcoo]

I was looking at the SomethingAwful forums when I came across a topic about this article:

Adam, Eve, and T. Rex (http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-dinosaurs27aug27,0,6894033.story?coll=la-home-headlines)

I laughed so hard when I read this. It's extreme fundamentalists like this that make news fun.
Favorite quotes:


Dinny's new owners, pointing to the Book of Genesis, contend that most dinosaurs arrived on Earth the same day as Adam and Eve, some 6,000 years ago, and later marched two by two onto Noah's Ark. The gift shop at the attraction, called the Cabazon Dinosaurs, sells toy dinosaurs whose labels warn, "Don't swallow it! The fossil record does not support evolution."


Carl Baugh opened his Creation Evidence Museum in the 1980s near Dinosaur Valley State Park in Glen Rose, Texas, where some people said fossilized dinosaur tracks and human footprints crisscrossed contemporaneously. The Texas museum sponsors a continuing hunt for living pterodactyls in Papua New Guinea. Baugh said five colleagues have spotted the flying dinosaurs, "but all the sightings were made after dark, and we were not able to capture the creatures."

Discuss. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Jaredster]

Clearly science is fake. And the bible should be taken literally.

[The Heretic Azazel]

Religion is cool because you can adhere to and even change a set of ridiculously irrational things and no one tells you otherwise because they have to respect your beliefs that you just made up.

I'm going to make a shrine out of old gym socks and worship it.

Idolatrously!

[XanBcoo]

This is from the the museum there:

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/950/creationmuseumdinosaur7gz.jpg

rofl

[Krbadass]

Do not make religion topics, next time its a warning.