im back in the game, fellas

[mage]

So I recently had to break it off with my GF. I can now go into a bar or a club and just get right down to pimpin those hoes like the dog that i was born to be. Let me give you an example...this happened at last night at the strip club down town.

me: Hey you little sexy biatch daddy's got some sugar for your ass and it sure as hell is "pure white and deadly"

her: ohhh you'rer so naughty and sexy, i just love short balding men

me: thats what your dad said when i was groping his ass at that gay club down town you sexy little minx! (i realized later that this line was a mistake but even the tighest game can still improve)

her: whats your fucking problem?

me: (she wanted me and i knew it) why don't you give me your number baby and i'l show you the only problem i have is with my dick. (i smiled).

her: (laughing) go jack off you stupid twat.

me: i love it when you talk dirty (i then walked away with her longing for more and my first pickup under my belt)

[Munsu]

you suck

[Jaredster]

You sir are a hit with the ladys

teach me.

Originally posted by: Budweineken
you suck
Correct.

[basey44]

funniest
shit
ever

but really you suck

[Terracosmo]

You have to be joking.

[Assertn]

i believe you're looking for this topic (http://forums.gotwoot.net/messageview.cfm?catid=11&threadid=16001&enterthrea d=y)

[Xollence]

lol did you expect compliments from this thread? Maybe if you got a girl's number but you're bragging about being a dick and acting like you scored with the girl, when they're just paid to be flirty with you.

[mage]

i made it up you stupid piece of shit

[Terracosmo]

So... how's the weather?

[Phoenix20578]

Originally posted by: mage
i made it up you stupid piece of shit

That's just sad...

[ChaosK]

...you still suck.

[The Heretic Azazel]

Originally posted by: mage
i made it up you stupid piece of shit


That's a pretty sad ass attempt at humor.

[XanBcoo]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
So... how's the weather?

Pretty shitty actually. Hurricane Rita and all...

Hope my family's gonna be ok i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif

[Knives122]

you should've at least had more dialogue if you wanted to make it funny

[aznimperialx]

everyone's right...u do suck

[ChaosK]

Mage: hey chicky i noticed you checking me out
girl: no i wasnt
Mage: well then, start
girl: okay...
girl pulls down mage's pants, and says
Girl: sorry i gotta get something first
she reaches into her pocket....





AND TAKES OUT A FUCKIN HAMMER AND DESTROYS MAGE'S COCK the end.

i think my story is a lot better.

[mage]

Now, I know you're all jealous of me. It's ok though. Being jealous is natural and there's nothing wrong with it, so just try to be more like me and you will begin feeling better.

[PSJ]

What is there to be jealous about? Your bad sense of humour?