mage
Sun, 09-18-2005, 12:44 AM
from what i hear, if you use an entire tube of crazy glue and glue someone's asshole shut and feed that person a ton of horseraisk, bacon, and beans, then when he farts, because the air has now where else to go, it goes through the prostate and into your testicles and can possibly apply enough pressure to your scrotum that is explodes like a balloon being fill with too much air.