The Official I'm Drunk Thread

[Phoenix20578]

Fuk yerae. yo for whoever doesnt know it, underground clubs are thwe fuckin shit. ma boy, dj eco, was mixin that shit up and thrownin out so of the sickist bweats to hot trance or techno. www.myspace.com/djeco

[Terracosmo]

AWESOME NIGHT I RULED.

Best night in a loooong while. The feeling when you ask for that special song and it gets played, and the entire place sings along... oh yeah... social orgasm...

[masamuneehs]

The feeling when you ask for that special song and it gets played, and the entire place sings along... oh yeah... social orgasm...

may i inquire what song it was?

Well after a black-out night Wednesday (which, for my integrity's sake I shall not recount the parts I do recall, including the Thursday morning 'omfg i went home with that person' classic here...:o ) I took it easy this weekend. The fact that I have a final coming up this week was another incentive to actually do reading and study. Yeah, lame, I know.

[Terracosmo]

It was a song called "FF" by the swedish band "Kent".
In other words, nothing that the majority of the forums have ever heard of (and probably never would have if it weren't for this very post)

[The Heretic Azazel]

Is it like Burzum?

If so I'm down.

[Terracosmo]

Like Burzum? Not at all... it's actually pop music. :D

[Terracosmo]

Bump.

Things that happened yesterday include, but are not limited to:

1. Me running through the audience of a live band playing at a club, jumping onto the stage, grabbing the drumkit and slamming like mad for 5 seconds before the guards threw me down (the drummer was temporarily away). For my efforts, I received a drumstick. I rock.

2. A guy thought that my haircut was awesome, and thought that I had a wig. He subsequently started touching my hair in a creepy way. After realizing that it was real, he said "oh holy shit that's cool". Then his friend stated that I look "exactly like Asthon Kutcher".

...yeah.

3. Sleeping together with a girl whom I always seem to end up in the same bed with when I'm drunk.

Hell, lots of shit happened.

And tonight I'm hitting the bar again :D



UPDATE!



Since none of you boring bastards get drunk I have to edit this post to include last night's happenings. Even more stuff happened this time, but I'll just post the most interesting part: I partied together with..

*drumroll*

Hammerfall!

(Swedish metal band for those who don't know)

They were really nice people, but eventually they grew tired of me. Maybe because I asked such stupid questions. "How much did your drumkit cost?", "Are Stratovarius nice guys IRL?".

Ah, good times.

[rockmanj]

Im f-in smashed man, i just ate like 2 plates of fries, a snadwhich and like a gallon of tea; and im gettin drunk later!!! I guess this is what should be doing on on vacation, but im not sure; hopefully i dont end up nailin anyone tonight, since the propholactics are running low, but then again some ass might be nice...i guess i can always improvise or somethin, you know, like Macguyver or something.

[Terracosmo]

Yay someone other than me posted :O

Last night: I got smashed and woke up today with a major headache.
All is well and good right?

Not really. Work starts in 45 minutes.

I'm so hardcore.

Man, it's gonna be a loooooooooong day....

I'll post some pics later. They will feature my TRUE new hair which is so awesome that awesome gets another meaning.

I wish I was better at talking with girls at the bar. I just can't do it. I feel like a moron whenever I step up and try to get some contact with new people. So I'm condemned to attempting to be at the right place at the right moment in order to exercise some kissery.

I'M SO LOOOONELYYYY~~

[masamuneehs]

Poor Terra, such a lonely alcoholic. Only Rockmanj is willing to hang out with you in this topic :p

But seriously, I'd almost forgotten about this topic and can't believe it's been so neglected.

Well, obviously I've been drinking since my last post, but no stories I'd want to share with you all...

Last night was 'Notte Bianca' in Italy, a thing they started in Rome some years back to promote business by keeping all the shops open all night long. It was a big success and several other Italian cities picked up on it.

But Bologna, being the numbnuts city it is only caught on this year, and it was like a neutered high school dance... The mayor decided 'We'll do the White Night this year, but only until midnight (OMFGZ so late into the night!11) and shops don't have to stay open.'

Doesn't that defeat the purpose? Stupid fuck...

Anyhow, apparently there was a concert with this huge Jesus figure shooting fireworks out of its back in the main piazza, but it ended at like 1045, and I didn't go out until 11, so I missed the whole fucking thing...

Still made it to a few bars and the normal shit, but sorta blows i missed it.

[rockmanj]

last night, i was invited to a party for korean people that want to meet foreigners, and i went with a guy from my job. So, we get in there, find out they only have the shitty korean beer to drink, and we're like "this sucks" , so we decide to go a bar in the area (there are literally dozens) and each pound 3 shots of tequila back to back to back. Needless to say, things got a bit grimey back at the party.
I chatted up like a least 10 girls (some of them frineds), and offered at least two of them "a night of chocolate passion". However, i did eventually begin to sober up (at around 8 p.m.),and had no idea where my friend was, so i began to drink soju, which is also known as the devil's STD infested piss. So eventually, my friend pops back up, and we began to talk to a couple of young ladies, one being very good at english, and the other wearing like 10 pounds of chains...but she was tiny, and spoke no english.
But she wanted me to talk to her...so i pretty much said the most outlandish shit i could think of, to which she nodded and smiled each time (my favorite question: do you like it in the butt?). Yea, im an asshole, but it got worse. So i was walking around the party, and saw a drunk girl standing by herself...who wanted to talk to me for like 3 hours, and wouldnt leave my sight. But when she did leave, i went and gamed her friend, but then felt guilty. all in all, a decent night for me, but i had to locate my friend aterward (asleep in the alley) and pay a 40$ cab ride to get home.

[Honoko]

Sigh.... I was completely plastered two nights ago and was too out of it to try and post in this thread for once. So just thought I'd share... Friday night was spent celebrating my graduating from school forever. I puked three times on the way home. Went to bed and woke up only three hours later to go to a wedding. And now I hope to be a lot more regular poster here on GW. If there are pics, I'll post them in here later ^^

[Terracosmo]

Puked three times huh? Sounds to me like you need to further develop your body so that it can handle more. I always get completely smashed and it's been more than a year since I last puked. Yay!

[rockmanj]

same here. im like an alcohol tank. Seriously, i can drink whole bottle(s) and show no seriusly ill effects. In fact, i should post my vacation stories...if not for the fact that there may be minors present.....and sorry for your sickness honokp

[samsonlonghair]

A year? I can top that. My parents gave me my first drink when I was one-year-old. I haven't vomited since junior high. Even in college I've yet to puke once.

[rockmanj]

A year? I can top that. My parents gave me my first drink when I was one-year-old. I haven't vomited since junior high. Even in college I've yet to puke once.


Your liver must be very happy with you.

[Honoko]

Puked three times huh? Sounds to me like you need to further develop your body so that it can handle more. I always get completely smashed and it's been more than a year since I last puked. Yay!
Hahahahaha, yeah. It was one of those moments where I recalled what I used to be capable of, and then experienced a nasty surprise =P

[Terracosmo]

Drunk at a tuesday, work in 6 hours, I rule!

[masamuneehs]

drunk and hating.
HATE HATE HATE!
I am a gigantic pinata of negativity right now. Alcohol is a depressent.
Fuck those bitches in their asses.

[ChaosK]

drunk and hating.
HATE HATE HATE!
I am a gigantic pinata of negativity right now. Alcohol is a depressent.
Fuck those bitches in their asses.

Somethings wrong with Masa today, he's drunk but not banging anyone and he's unhappy.

<Masamuneehs> oi? why are you all talking so much? i was pretty sure my cock was rammed securely down thine throats. that's right, i went there

[rockmanj]

This may be the wrong thread to post this in, but whatever. So, im hanging out last night, and had become progressively drunker throughout the evening. i also had female companionship with me, which was cool and all. But as you may or may not know,i have a roving eye, and best believe every chance i got, i was talking to some other girl. But for the most part i stuck to the script. My friends, who were more drunk than i was were either sleeping in alleyways or construction sites, or trying to hit on anything moving with a set or breasts (and striking out), or reaching underneath girls' skirts in order to grab their bare asses. And if that hasnt cemented our status as assholes, as soon as i sent the girl home that i was with, I ran back to the bar to get the bartender's #....

[Terracosmo]

So I threw an awesome houseparty last night, which PSJ couldn't come to because he's a broke bastard (damn you PSJ!).

Anyway it was great, we were like 25ish people and I made out with the hottest girl at the place. It felt like everybody saw us as I embraced her with my wonderful blue/black hair and eyeliner and our tongues met and became oooooneeeeee. Oh it was romantic. A great feeling, especially considering that I haven't made out with a girl for a pretty long time (a month or so), the last person I made out with before this being of male gender.

We switched numbers, and we are probably going on a date on wednesday. :)

VICTORY POSE!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/joshuajerand/Bild1181.jpg

Unfortunately she is a good friend of a girl who used to be in love with me, so BLAH BLAH FUCKING FEMALE DRAMA QUEENS. (Yeah, the girl got pissed off at her friend *sigh*...) GAH! I hate them all.

Only bad thing about the party: cleaning. Some bastard puked on my favorite carpet, and I am currently enjoying a mountain of dishes to wash. Yaaaay...

[rockmanj]

you have a favorite carpet??

[Deadfire]

Note to self.....

Don't Code or work on anything on the interweb when your almost drunk.....

However I seem to code better because i can understand what I'm doing for what ever fucking reason....

Damn it I'm still typing.. holy crap

[Terracosmo]

you have a favorite carpet??

Does that surprise you? :D

[rockmanj]

Not suprise as much as....befuddlement.

[The Heretic Azazel]

Rockman is puzzled because he doesn't think you're a... er.. "carpet" kind of guy.

[ChaosK]

Unfortunately she is a good friend of a girl who used to be in love with me, so BLAH BLAH FUCKING FEMALE DRAMA QUEENS. (Yeah, the girl got pissed off at her friend *sigh*...) GAH! I hate them all.


Is that the same one as the one who wanted you while you were on IRC and blocked you for rejecting her? :rolleyes:

[Terracosmo]

Nope, it's another one.

Geez, my life is dramatic.

[PSJ]

I like how you named me up there :P So you have finally made out with someone of male gender huh? Thought you were very much against that stuff.

[maikes]

Hmm i decided to stay sober for two weeks and what happens? A "friend" of mine comes over with a bottle of whiskey ... At first i was just going to have a few zips of it so my sick throat maybe would feel a little bit better. But i drank more then that ... So now i am sitting here all by myself dunk and feeling like an alcoholic ...

[Honoko]

There is a limit to happiness. A night of all-you-can-eat sushi and all-you-can-drink alcohol is very painful. urrrr........ two bottles of sake and raw fish and rice go so well togehter tho....... painnnn....

[rockmanj]

I've always found raw fish and alcohol don't usually mix too well...

[Honoko]

It went well last night.....

[Terracosmo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/joshuajerand/99ans2.jpg

Even I find it amazing how I manage to look differently each week.

Summary of the night: Awesome.

I saw a friend of mine, greeted her, and then said "what's up" to her friend who was standing next to her. The line apparently triggered her sexdrive since she proceeded to jump in my arms and then we made out for 2-3 hours. Goddamnit. That was some intensive making out too, I think I had more contact with her skin than her clothes. Me likes.

Then, of course, I realized that it's the same girl that one of my best friends has been interested in for a long while...

Go figure.

Oh and I really should stop drinking tequila... even though that will probably never happen...

[maikes]

OffTopic!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/joshuajerand/Henrikterra.jpg

[Terracosmo]

(I fixed the image for you. :D)

LOL. You have no idea how many times I've heard that comparison...

(Information: Henrik is the vocalist of a swedish alternative pop band who I apparently resemble)

[The Heretic Azazel]

Flock of Seagulls called, they want their haircut back.

[maikes]

(I fixed the image for you. :D)

LOL. You have no idea how many times I've heard that comparison...

(Information: Henrik is the vocalist of a swedish alternative pop band who I apparently resemble)

yeah you really look like him, so i can see why people make that comparison :D. I was a little scared when i posted that picture becuse i thought you would get me banned or something :)

By the way i dont get the seagull (Fiskm&#229;s?) joke?
(Tack f&#246;r att du fixade bilden och tack f&#246;r att du inte tog &#229;t dig :))

[Terracosmo]

lmao.. over the years I've heard/seen considerably worse remarks so no worries...

Besides, it is to be expected, with the star and all. And it's not like Henrik is ugly either. :D

[ChaosK]

Flock of Seagulls called, they want their haircut back.

A whole flock? Terra must've raped them, then taken their hair. What will he do next?! *hands terra tequila*

[The Heretic Azazel]

SOMEONE assert that they know who Flock of Seagulls is..

Damn youngsters and your hip-hoppin and your bebopin

[rockmanj]

no need to attack hip hop (u sound like my dad); but on another note, how did you get your hair like that?? lots of gel, or did you electrocute yourself??

[samsonlonghair]

I got pretty wasted last night and started arguing with the woman at a KO gas station because she said they can't sell liquor after ten o'clock. Stupid state laws. Damn it, a man has a right to go get even more plastered at one in the morning!


Damn youngsters and your hip-hoppin and your bebopin
Did you say "Bebop"?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/43/BebopTMNT.gif

[Terracosmo]

no need to attack hip hop (u sound like my dad); but on another note, how did you get your hair like that?? lots of gel, or did you electrocute yourself??

Spray and patience, basically. It's a technique which I don't know the english word of, but it involves combing your hair in the opposite direction so that it gains friction (or something) and separates from the scalp and begins to FLYYYYY.

Try it. It's exhilarating.

If you think THAT looks like I've electrocuted myself, then you should have seen how it looked when I got home from all the dancing..

[Kraco]

Oh and I really should stop drinking tequila... even though that will probably never happen...

The picture looks like you were drinking blood from your thumb...

[rockmanj]

Spray and patience, basically. It's a technique which I don't know the english word of, but it involves combing your hair in the opposite direction so that it gains friction (or something) and separates from the scalp and begins to FLYYYYY.

Try it. It's exhilarating.



i would, but since my hair is very short and curly, i dont think it would work out...

[Terracosmo]

True. My hair isn't amazingly long either but it's long enough to work apparently.

Yay I just bought a new set of black hair color. I've missed you <3

And to stay on-topic: on saturday I will attend a house party, which will probably be awesome :D Can't wait!

[gr3atfull]

Did you say "Bebop"?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/43/BebopTMNT.gif

I know it is off topic but, where did you get that image? Is it from the Ninja Turtles?

[PSJ]

I know it is off topic but, where did you get that image? Is it from the Ninja Turtles?


Yes it is.

[Terracosmo]

I know this will surprise all of you but here goes...

...I got drunk this weekend

*GASP*

Anyway, I spent my friday at the bar, a club with a "piracy theme", so there were people dressed as pirates there. Awesomeness. :) I had myself some rum and had a nice time in general.

The saturday consisted of a house party at a mate's place. Also pretty nice. I switched numbers with a girl. I'm going to call her tomorrow, or send a message or something, and hopefully it will lead to something...

[PSJ]

Yo guys i'm finally back from my vacation, which consisted basicly of eating, sleeping and getting drunk. 7 days in a row getting hammered, that's a new record for me and i feel crap now that i am home again, would be nice with a vodka or something.

I'll split it up in seperate nights for ya.

Night 1: Got to the hotel by 3 a.m and thought "what to do" the obvious answer was to find the nearest bar and get drunk. Got back to the hotel around 6 a.m drunk as fuck.

Night 2: Went for a piece of food then we proceeded to a bar with a cool ass bartender, happy hour for 3 hours on all shots and drink, that was heaven. Until i got so drunk around 12 that they threatened to call the police(this was in another bar) so yea my mates dragged me back to the hotel. Not a very good not, the liquer was great though.

Night 3: This was sort of my "takin it easy" night but did i take it easy? No way. We went back to the same bar, drank a little and proceeded to a club to dance. That was pretty much it, nothing special.

Night 4: Just did some light drinking this day if my memory serves me right but i still got pretty hammered in the end. We sat at the same bar once again and met some finnish people, we discussed Lordi and Vodka.

Night 5: Scandinavian night at the hottest club in town, free drinks for 3 hours, need i say more? I will any way. We drank like hell ordered like 10 drinks at a time for 2 hours, we got quite hammered. Then i bought a Jack Daniels t shirt from one of the bar tenders, he ripped me off so bad but i don't care. In the end we were really drunk and had a great night.

Night 6: This night we noticed that it was a hell of alot cheaper to just buy a bottle of vodka in a shop and drink it in the hotel then go out clubbing, we noticed this to late. Ah well at least we know for next time. Nothing special this night, we just hung out with som nice looking gals from the same hotel as us.

Night 7: Well yea, worst night. Didn't get nearly as drunk as the other nights but it was an early morning on the 8th day since we were going home that day so i couldn't get as drunk.

That was it. All in all a great way to spend a week, i recommend it.

[dragonrage]

Well I am finally home. After departing from my house which i had just returned to for a few hours yesterday I was off once more.

I almost forgot what it felt like to get intoxicated, After three days of celebration, two of which involved drinking. I can honestly say it is good to be alive.

So yesterday I went to the dinner, my friends treat, a movie and then back of one of their houses for a private part. It was fucking awsome, food, drinks, video game, dancing and lots of laughs. They went out and bought a half a gallon of Bacardi Gold just for me now aren't they sweet, not my preference in drinks but it was all good.

After much drinking, eating and the casual flirting, those son of a gun got wasted leaving just me, my best friend and his girls to celebrated, Mind you this was about 4 am, can't blame them for getting wasted on me, since that is exaclty what i wanted, but still i wish that i could have joined them.

Well about 6 am when everyone was fast asleep (where ever was advailable) except for my best friend, his girl and myself and well by this time my half a gallon of Barcadi was half empty (that bastard was all mine), but yet I was not totally wasted. An awsome idea was proposed.. An early morning ride, it was just what i wanted to hear Fresh air, and a hobby i enjoy. Since i love cycling, i couldn't think of anything better to finish off this wonderful evening, well except for getting layed, but that will be addressed soon enough.

Anyway it was fucking awsome, my skills we in peak condition, until i was cut off by the occasional early morning asshole (NYC, its to be expected) and well a parked car and I almost shared an intimate moment. But I have crashes enough to know how to control myself high or not, and well sad to say the car was dissappointed . But all that manuvering and giggling did a number on my stomach, which was pratically 80 % alcohol. Third fucking time I ever puked in my life, the first in quite a number of years. But it was all good.

Anyways I still had to go into the office in a few hours so sleep was the only thing left to do. Crashed at a friend's house, got up 2 hours laters took a cab home and after a cold shower I was off to work. Thank God i don't suffer from hangovers or get drunk easily.

It was business as usual, Oh yeah, I gotta do the same thing next year for my Birthday. Although it kinda sucks just opperating on a few hours sleep but I don't have to tell you guy thats. Its the norm. for people like us.

Fuck its good to be home, now its on to Father's Day.

[Assertn]

getting drunk waiting for.carbon feaf uuuuuuuuuu?

[masamuneehs]

wow, eespite the number of times uve been drunk in the past few monhs i hacen't posted here once,,,,

well, if you were wonderinj, i this is how i post withouht doing any corrections when i'mdrunk and posting (which is 70??%orso of the time)

dont play "roulette" with water, vodka, and/or everclear amidst participation in a beer pong tourney. elst u will be fucked

[Terracosmo]

I'd post here every time I'm drunk, but it would be like 2-3 posts a week and it would be pretty lonely too since like it's only me. :S

[rockmanj]

I'd love to post, but alas, im usually too drunk to walk, let alone type.

[dragonrage]

I'd love to post, but alas, im usually too drunk to walk, let alone type.

Holy shit, rockmanj your alive. I am somewhat dissappointed that those girls didn't finish you off. After all they had enough reason too, you have tortured them enough. :p

Anyways it is good to see that the marching army didn't get you on their patrols. Drop by the channel sometime so we can torture your soul.

[RedX1z]

my name is red, and i'm an alcoholic. seriously, though, i'd post, but i'm not the casual drinker, and only drink to special occasions. plus, i'd probably wake up inside a random house that i've never been too.

@drage: leave rockmanj alone. what did he ever do to you?

[Assertn]

I find it helps to have internet on your cell

[masamuneehs]

yeah, well last night was pretty fun, obviously...

had a mixer with a sorority and I had my fair share of booze and liquor. We had champagne (i left that for the girls), light beer and jello shots, but the real winner, much to my surprise, was the game of Roulette we set up. Randomly assorted shots of water, vodka, clear rum and Devil's Ridge (160 proof liquor). I thought the idea was horrible, but the girls totally loved it! what a bunch of crazy bitches...

yay for reviving this awesome thread. i need to start posting more often here, if only the morning after...

[Munsu]

Budweiser + Don Q + Armin van Buuren = A drunken good time.

[Bucket]

I'm having a Guinness right now. When I'm done that, I will have another Guinness.

[Eskay]

Uh..drinking isn't good for you.

[The Heretic Azazel]

I just snorted four lines of coke.

I'm not drunk, I'm BETTER.

[SK]

yeah like, imrellu fucknf durnk inad i amost ddint get into mu buiidlling but the peoplew wjrnre cool scuz i todld them i was jus goin to sleep uean im durjnjk as hell airghty all peace

[Bucket]

EVERYBODY GOT THAT?

[masamuneehs]

[pdyomh nrvsidr o s, ftiml smf nrvsidr o ;pvbr hpyeppy

yty to decipher that above sentence yall. true indication of how durnk i am wright now in this thread. fuckin a dudes.

the above was truly an attempt to communicate, in english, with fellow human beings online. and nww i will drink a bit moreof my Bud Light (gotta watch my girlish figiure) and then drunken post a bit, and go to bed for the evening.

i'll tell ya, it's nice to be back home over thanksgcingt and all those holidays and have good people to hang out with and get fucked up with and makes ya all warm and fuzzy inside.

[samsonlonghair]

All I can say for the last two weekends is "WOW!"

No, that does not mean that I played an insanely addictive mmorpg. That means that I was high off of my ass. Last weekend I was hanging out with my old neighbor, Dave. He was telling me that he had the best weed in the country, but he couldn't smoke it because he had to see his parole officer in the morning. He went on and on about how great this weed was. He called it "Meigs County green". After hearing him run his mouth for a few hours about his weed I called his bluff. I said that there's no way that his pot was half as good as he was claiming it was.

Damn was I wrong.

Weed hasn't been able to really get me high since I was about fourteen, but this was brutal. We broke out the water bong, and I filled that chamber up with as much smoke as it would hold. I sucked back hard on it and inhaled it all at once. After repeating the process about seven times I was gone. I mean gone. Don't even try to talk to me; I was on a whole other fucking planet.

After that I went home and had crazy, wild, high sex with my wife. We stayed up that night and watched a few movies, and we played Jeopardy on my original NES in the morning.

So naturally I went to see Dave again this weekend.

On Friday night I appeared bearing gifts. Since the next day (today) is his birthday, I gave him a new score book for dice, and the hardest jigsaw puzzle I could find. There's only one thing this man loves more than solving jigsaw puzzles while coked out: cooking. So I brought Dave and eight pound smoked turkey, and a spiral-cut honey ham. I was supposed to just take one from work for a Christmas bonus, but...fuck that.

My old neighbor Dave, my best friend Jacob, my wife, and I sat around and blazed for a while as we watched The Terror of MechaGodzilla on DVD. Then we left the turkey in the sink and the ham in the freezer, and we went bowling. I did moderately lousy bowling; I think I bowled about an eighty-six average. We turned it into a drinking game of course. A spare is a drink, and a strike is two drinks. We finished off a couple of pitchers of beer that way.

After getting back to Dave's place I got high again. I accidentally spilled bong water on my pants. That smelled lovely. I think I ate all the mixed nuts Dave had out for Christmas. Then I got high some more, and curled up with my wife to go to sleep.

This was just Friday.

I woke up on Saturday morning surprisingly refreshed. I took the Turkey out of the sink and washed Dave's dishes so he wouldn't have to on his birthday. My wife woke up a little bit later ready to wake-n-bake. She passed the trusty old water bong to me, and I took a few hits. It is at this point that Dave informs me that he has a food stamp card of questionable legality. Time to go shopping.

When we got to the supermarket I wanted to eat everything. Dave had forty bucks in food stamps that he had to spend before the end of the month, or they'd be forfeit. We grab everything we need to cook that Turkey, and then I start grabbing shit for myself. I got a bottle of orange juice, a big bowl of sweet potatoes, Some Reses peanut butter cups, some candy for my wife, and a whole bunch of other crap.

Once diner was finally ready We had Turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet corn, green beans, biscuits, stuffing, gravy, and apple pie. Damn Dave's a good cook.

SO how was your fuckin' weekend?

[samsonlonghair]

Sorry about the double-post, but I think that this deserves its own post.

It's been a month, and now I'm high again. Seriously, I'm very high at this moment. I want to come back later and see if my writing tonight seems strange.

Time seems to be slowed down, but that's probably just my brain missing instants. It's playing catch-up like a skipping CD.

I also think that the right and left hemispheres of my brain are acting more independently. Or perhaps the two hemispheres just aren't syncing-up properly.

I keep on cracking my knuckles; I know I've popped every joint in my hand right now. Yet I keep on cracking them. Maybe this is the hemispherical problem I mentioned before. I think that the left side of my brain is the habit-using side. The right side is a bit more introspective and realizes that my knuckle-cracking is dumb.

I probably shouldn't be working right now. Don't worry, I'm not operating construction equipment; I'm just a DJ. Actually, I really shouldn't be going on-air like this. Oh well, I'll just record myself saying something too.

[Spiegel]

I have not been able to get drunk in just under a year. Yes, I have had drinks but it takes a lot to get me drunk. Though I do have a story from the last time I did drink...

The last time I did get drunk was about this time last year. I was staying with my brother at Auburn and we did the normal things. Out to the Pirates and Ninja party at a trailer park in the area. I had a 1 quart bottle with me and I drank about 1 and 1/2 of those while at the party. After the party we move to a friends apartment where we start watching movies and playing drinking games (drunk driver, waterfall, and more). I go through about 6 beers then. After that and before i finally went to sleep I had a Large Checkers cup half full of vodka and juice. That is about how much a drank then.

There is more though, During this whole fun-time we somehow had a random black man come into the apartment and try to sell us drugs. From what i remember it was weed, shrooms, and crack. Well my friend figure out how to get him out of the apartment and comes back in two seconds later (He is also drunk) and runs into his bedroom and comes out and tell me in a wispier, "I hid my wallet under my bed, don't tell anyone, Especially him. I am going to try and make him go away. Lock the door behind me." I was like... Ok...

Well at that point I fell asleep so i can't tell you what happened after that. But the next morning he wakes up wanting to go to waffle house but can't find his wallet. lucky I still remembered that part and he found it under his bed in the back of it. For him to get it back he had to crawl completely under his bed.

Anyway we did not go to waffle house and instead went for Subs and ate up... I went home soon after.

I got to say that was a fun experience, but I have not gotten drunk since. I need to go to a good party soon...

[Honoko]

rivigneng this thread b/c i'm finally in a hapy palce rite now. wondering if hte boy before me ever got t a good paryt yet. fucking wired b/c my brother tried to pik a fight w/ wone of my friensd. eesh =P aaandt heat's it. bedtiem.

[masamuneehs]

rivigneng this thread b/c i'm finally in a hapy palce rite now. wondering if hte boy before me ever got t a good paryt yet. fucking wired b/c my brother tried to pik a fight w/ wone of my friensd. eesh =P aaandt heat's it. bedtiem.

this post cracked me up.

well last night was the play-in rounds of my houses' semi-annual beer pong tournament. I went down there around 1030 to see what was going on, played a couple games, baked out the kitchen and the sub-structure basement, had a nice little buzz going.

But around 1230am this kid starts getting really sick, heaving, then dry heaving. Fucking refused water or bread and just hung his head over a trash can while two guys tried to keep him awake. He had like 12 or so beers, alot for him, but i've seen worse.... I argued to just ram the bread down his throat and abuse him until he drank the water (it's for his own good), but i got voted down... So the kid ended up going to the hospital, where, of course, they said we did the right thing, but that there wasn't anything they could do for him at that point. He'll be fine, but hungover like fuck today.

oh, i won the play-in game i had, but lost the other two i played for fun (5 beers per loss). So I've got an awesome rumbling stomach and beer-shits, and am due to play at least one more game starting at 345 today. probably post later...

[XanBcoo]

But around 1230am this kid starts getting really sick, heaving, then dry heaving. Fucking refused water or bread and just hung his head over a trash can while two guys tried to keep him awake.
The exact same thing happened last night to my friend/roommate. He didn't end up in the hospital, but he was over our toilet for about 2 hours, dry heaving, and refusing any water or advice.

I hate having to deal with sick people when you yourself aren't much better off.

[XanBcoo]

GOD SGOTWOOTS I 'M AOTCTALLYT D RUNK

lol i can't stop styping in csps which is cruis controle for cool at least on other image boards liek m4chan. lol. I'VE BEEN playing my bas ss rally loud for the neighbords to hear but I'm actually not that bad.

I dunno wlsy I'm so drunk I've had more tro rdink in the past but I'm getting druink fast erthan before. lolol. HAHA. Sorry if this is arepost.

[Spiegel]

I would just like to inform the wonderful public of Gotwoot that I am drunk. I would like to further inform you that I like tater tots with chili and cheese on top of it. And that Terra is Gay.... Did we already know that?




mmm... Tatery Goodness.


EDIT:!!!!!:!!!:!!: Spell Check is the Shit... Thank you Firefox.

[Winged Dancer]

oh man im so drnk right now and ive got a fial exam toorrow and im toplñess also and i shouldnt have drank all that beer at the e d of the thig, since wen are partys hefs o n monday, too? fuck, i need sleep... how the fyuck did i manage to find this thead anyway???? looooooooooool going to sleep nw, night gunys!!

[Assertn]

no pix? :(

[Spiegel]

I second the fact that you didnt provide pictures, and I also have to ask how did you end up topless?

[Kraco]

I fear Haku will never forgive any absence of potential topless pictures...

[XanBcoo]

I love the random Ñ she put in "topless".

Also, yeah...pics or it didn't happen.

[Winged Dancer]

Hah! There was no camera at the party! The only picture taken was in a moment in which we were sober enough to use a cellphone... and it's just me with a 1 liter beer. I'll post it later...

As for the topless, I was probably putting my pajama and drunkenly wandered to the forums... I'm pretty sure I didn't end up topless at the party. Shoeless, socksless and jacket-less, yes, but I left. BTW, I'm never drinking before a test again. Linguistics + Hangover = Hell.

[TruthofMistake]

Heh yeah, going to class after drinking is pretty terrible. I went into one of my 9 o'clock classes after drinking til 6 the previous night, and while it was a lot more fun then usual, my grade kind of tanked due to me having a test there =(

[Terracosmo]

Woot first female drunk at GW! Big day! party time! :D

[masamuneehs]

bitches, i'm drunk

drink whiskey, and less beer. it's faster and hits ya harder if drunken correctly

assfags on irc are all foreign and southern. asshattery, asshattery, twice i decry it.

i'm tired. goddamn fun night though. just chillin and hanging with hometown heroes and the common folk. good times. depending on my hangover tomorrow (here's to rememverng to drink water otnight!), i hope to make a habit of substituting beer for hard alcohol! just gotta get to thes tores before 9PM!

[Spiegel]

Well it started earlier when we bought a heiniken minikeg and drank that, then we went to some part when i drank some more, and met some poeple, and drank some more. I am quite niclely drunk by now.... so time for stupid pictures i guess. have fun with these ones.....

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[Assertn]

Thanks for the 2 million megapixel shots, Spiegal. Definitely puts my triple monitor to good use!

I went to a sweet birthday party at this sushi place with over 20 other people. It was pretty nuts....everyone had birthday parties there and every table had a mini-keg of beer and bottles of sake. Everyone would set up for a sake bomb and the workers would chant and have us all hit the tables at the same time. Then they'd bring out various japanese dishes over the course of the night and randomly hold performances at the front of the place.

It was like an adult version of Chuck E Cheeses....except I don't remember the bill at a Chuck E Cheese being over $1300 :eek:

[Sandldan]

it doesnt happen often but now in officially drunk. Just got home from the bar, was hungry so i made myself a hamburger, filled with chili sauce mustard and some unknown fruit we jhad, it actually tastes pretty good. <3 glass of milk... was out celebrating a friends 18 yearbnrirthday man was he drunk, the taxis didtn even want to take him so had to callto some friendsssssss to bring him home. and now 6 o'clock i got home, guess i'll go to bed while the cat is waiting

[masamuneehs]

hahahahaha! well it hasn't been along time since i've been drunk, but it has been awhile sinc ei posted here!

And, i went into la ciudad tonight, and there were one dollar beers. and many of them were had. like, i drank around fifteen goddamn glasses of these things from 8pm -1 am

and we went to this horribly crappy "tortilla and taco" place, which was run by all of these Asians. One of my friends started talking shit about it not being 'authentic Mexican' and I raged him out about how these fucking people are the backbone of America, fixing our goddamn quesdaillas from 8 am until midnight and getting paid shit for it. The guys were all cooking their dinners as the place closed down when we were ordering our food. I made the mistake of politely asking the woman what she recommended, and I got the #24. And it was god awful. A rip off in both quanity and quality. I wanted to break American's backbone in half.

And I dancd at a country music place even though I hate that genre. they played a funynsong about Puntang and a song about Branding My Baby on The behind.

Then it was back t 1 dollar beeer paradise, and a shot of Jaiger to round out the night.
And me and my friend freaking had philisophical drunk BS conversation on the train ride back home. It was a good night

[Gnompf]

First time i writing in here i think. I was to a party last friday, A freind who have been in away a long time come back so we had a litle party at my home. And he had a absint bottle with him :D verry nice (not the real absint just 77.7% no drugs in it)
So i drank a half bottle of some volka and later we started heavy drinking from the absint, Yes i was fucking drunk after the bottle was empty ;)
We where totaly wasted, lucky me i pucked only 1 time he was like a fountain.
After some hour att the party he dissaperad home i think, me there geting more and more wasted. Lucky my brother where there.. he drove me home when every one have left or went to bed.
So where do i order more absint? it is illegal in sweden so i cant get it here :(

[rockmanj]

First time i writing in here i think. I was to a party last friday, A freind who have been in away a long time come back so we had a litle party at my home. And he had a absint bottle with him :D verry nice (not the real absint just 77.7% no drugs in it)
So i drank a half bottle of some volka and later we started heavy drinking from the absint, Yes i was fucking drunk after the bottle was empty ;)
We where totaly wasted, lucky me i pucked only 1 time he was like a fountain.
After some hour att the party he dissaperad home i think, me there geting more and more wasted. Lucky my brother where there.. he drove me home when every one have left or went to bed.
So where do i order more absint? it is illegal in sweden so i cant get it here :(

another classic Gnompf post...but where are the photos??

[Gnompf]

another classic Gnompf post...but where are the photos??

I dont have any photos from that party. sorry

[NM]

I cant believe i foudn this theadrd lol. YEAH GOTWOOT!!!!!!! man im so fuckin drunk right now lolll. my romoate just took my glassez but i got them back YAYYYYYYYYYY

[masamuneehs]

fuck, i shoulda posted here last night. drank almost a third of a bottle of Jack Daniels and then played drinking games while watching the game. It started with drinking in disappointment, and one guy got severely hammered and needed to be taken back home by his girlfriend (first time i met her, she seemed mortified).

But lo and behold! An epic comeback victory was had, and much celebrating, and then I blacked out, but somehow must have managed to walk home and get to sleep without much plight, so all was good.

But seriously, I can't drink like that every night... I'd be dead in a month...

[Sandldan]

just got back from some halloween masquyerade, im a bit diszy but npnp. A whole lot of good costumes and some pretty crap, i would've taken a picture of me as Harry potter (i got like a prize for my imba appearance) but unfortunaletly the battery in the camery got depleted :(
well well maybe someone else have a picture taken i'll try to find it ! guess that's about it, keep ringin in my ears. stupid loud music :((

[Uchiha Barles]

Oh man, this fucking sucks. You know, I haven't been drunk since fucking college, but here goes. I get into contact with a friend I hadn't spoken to in years. Not because we had a falling out or anything, just that life has been kicking our asses well enough that the situation ended up with us not speaking to each other in that long. So we get in contact with each other over aim, and we end up going to a bar tonight to drink, and continue drinking at a friend of his. Long story short, I don't drink very much, and today, I refused to acknowledge my limits. I'm somewhere bordering sobriety and complete fuckedupedness, although if my spelling isn't all that fucked up, I'm guessing I did 95% of the puking I'm going to do. Lesson learned, acknowledge limits when drinking, so you don't have to beg the gods for your life in the middle of a puking session in a stranger's home. Godspeed people.

[masamuneehs]

i am going to actually get drunk today so that i can post in this thread!

PRIORITIES!!!!!

edit - well, i'm drunk, but there's not much great happenings to be had here today. i wrote a few letters to people back home and got all nostalgic, then i went and downed a bowl of ramen. i'm pretty drunk and i suppose i'll prbably just go to bed early because god knows i have work in the morning and hat is going to be tougha s shell.

[Ryllharu]

/me performs necromancy upon this thread. Succeeds despite at least 9 oz of vodka. Thank goodness for in-line spell check.

I just had pepperoni on toast as a snakck. It is ultra delicious. Highly recommended.

[dragonrage]

Had a really rough night. Still feeling the after effects and this is coming from a person that doesn't suffer from hangovers (usually). Never mix tequila, beer and Sake'.

[Archangel]

/me performs necromancy upon this thread. Succeeds despite at least 9 oz of vodka. Thank goodness for in-line spell check.

I just had pepperoni on toast as a snakck. It is ultra delicious. Highly recommended.

Im surprised you dont use this thread more.

[Ryllharu]

Buzzed != drunk. It's rare I get drunk.

[Kraco]

Well, it's good you chose to get drunk buzzed when buying a new house. It's the road to the best decisions.

[Ryllharu]

My tasks for the day were complete.

Never before 5pm, except on weekends (then it is after Noon if I'm not going anywhere) or during a social meal. Never when I have to drive.

[Archangel]

Be a bro a leave me a cut on your will after your drink yourself to an early grave <3

[Ryllharu]

Metabolizing alcohol is strong on one side of my family, the side I inherited from. My tolerance is moderate, but as long as I take my time, I won't even get past buzzed.