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Terracosmo
Wed, 08-10-2005, 12:35 PM
FEATURES OF THIS DELICATELY DESIGNED WEBPAGE:

- The best design ever, carefully produced with hours and hours of extensive work and skills that can only be obtained either by selling your soul or being Terra
- The most complete character biographies ever to grace the internet, full of extensive information and other things that you can expect from such a divine being as Terra
- A myriad of awesome... yeah you get the point

GO VISIT IT NOW (http://valethcosmo.free.fr/thesite/main.htm)




And yes I was kidding you dumbasses. The "design" is a black background with white font and a few photoshop splash images (which look pretty good though). The point of the site is to do stupid biographies of game/anime characters I like, I do this mostly for my own sake so if you think it sucks (which you most likely will think) then SCREW YOU HEATHEN!

NOW BOOKMARK IT!!!!

Edit: Some sections aren't up, they will be added with time so don't bother telling me about them being down

Hikyuu
Wed, 08-10-2005, 12:41 PM
Terra your not supposed to make fun of your visitors right off the bat.. You have to draw them in first and gain their trust, then, CRUSH THEIR DREAMS i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif

EDIT: OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGMOGMO E.e Terra your now officiall god i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif YOU USED AN INTERROBANG!? you rock e.e

XanBcoo
Wed, 08-10-2005, 01:11 PM
it's something to do to kill time in class...

Terracosmo
Wed, 08-10-2005, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by: Hikyuu
Terra your not supposed to make fun of your visitors right off the bat.. You have to draw them in first and gain their trust, then, CRUSH THEIR DREAMS

EDIT: OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGMOGMO E.e Terra your now officiall god YOU USED AN INTERROBANG!? you rock e.e

What the hell is an interrobang? i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Deblas
Wed, 08-10-2005, 01:46 PM
Heh. Yzak a.k.a "The God" and Heine as the first ones. Suprised? I think not.

Hikyuu
Wed, 08-10-2005, 01:46 PM
;-;.... you got the crush dreams part down.. OMG !?!?!?!?!?!? o.o (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

Terracosmo
Wed, 08-10-2005, 02:01 PM
Haha cool. I'm an interrobanger!

The site is updated, all sections work now and I added DIO BRANDO so bow down before him!!1!

TwisT
Wed, 08-10-2005, 02:09 PM
hehe you even made a thread =)

i just notised a while ago that you changed your sig when i was reading the Bleach 44 dis, and just had to click it..

although i'm not the biggest fan of Yzak, i just love Heine..

anyways, cool site..

Terracosmo
Wed, 08-10-2005, 02:14 PM
I made a thread because I'm a big attention whore i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Of course it's a cool site, it's the cooooolest!

Edit: Since this site is a great place for me to share my divine sense of humor I'm thinking of adding Sakon's Adventures to it so people won't have to look through a million pages in the real topic for it

TwisT
Wed, 08-10-2005, 02:35 PM
Oh damn.. I forgot about that.. I almost never go in to the Naruto anime section anymore.. i wonder if you made some new since i last saw it..

BTW didn't you like that FF boss Kefka (also you must like Sephiroth).. You should make a section of one of those i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

EDIT: lol i just watched the Dio Brando section.. awsome..

Terracosmo
Wed, 08-10-2005, 02:37 PM
I'll do sections with both, because I love them.

Also, I dare anyone to make a more detailed biography of Hilda Harken than the one I just did. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Hikyuu
Wed, 08-10-2005, 02:42 PM
Awww.. poor terra.. his post response time is as quick as mine right now o.o actually faster since I had an email to write e.e

TwisT
Wed, 08-10-2005, 02:54 PM
Yeah and with this speed on updating the site, i just have to bookmark the site..

EDIT: Also you should get on IRC.. You to Yale..

Terracosmo
Wed, 08-10-2005, 03:13 PM
There, Sephiroth is up.

Rek
Wed, 08-10-2005, 03:35 PM
Why the fuck did you not add kimimaro and knives? Not to mention yourself. But mostly Knives. He's a bad ass.

Terracosmo
Wed, 08-10-2005, 03:56 PM
They're good material to add. But there's many I want up there. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Kefka is done.

Board of Command
Wed, 08-10-2005, 04:29 PM
My eyes! The goggles...they do nothing!!

Paulyboy
Wed, 08-10-2005, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by: Terracosmo
I remember once when I was younger and was playing FF7 like crazy, I told one of my mates "It's not like I'm gay, but if I was a guy I'd be in love with Sephiroth". He never spoke to me again. Ah, the youth.
.

Ahaha

Terracosmo
Wed, 08-10-2005, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by: BOARD_of_command
My eyes! The goggles...they do nothing!!

*takes a deep breath*

May I burn in hell for focusing on the content of my site instead of spending tedious hour upon tedious hour just to make a design that looks pleasing yet has been done a million times before just to increase the chance of some person who just cares about graphics comes to a site which the person in question probably won't like anyway

Xollence
Wed, 08-10-2005, 05:19 PM
Hehe nice work on your site.

NM
Wed, 08-10-2005, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by: Terracosmo
I made a thread because I'm a big attention whore

And a Yzak whore, Neji whore, Dearka whore, and Kimimaro whore i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif.

Anyways, not a bad site Terra! I like the Sephy, Kefka, and Heine sections, not to mention that picture of Heine. When I look at that picture of Kefka and you call him a badass clown...it reminds me of the days of when I was the resident Ass Clown of the forum. *Shivers at the sight of Jokers sig and avatar he made for that GW Survivor Contest* lol.

Terracosmo
Wed, 08-10-2005, 05:46 PM
Those were good days. lol. Yeah the Heine splash was the one that came out the best.

I'm not a Dearka whore by the way. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Thanks for the comments people.

PSJ
Wed, 08-10-2005, 09:00 PM
The Dio Brando bio is easily the best. He is also the most evil ruthless son of a bitch to ever enter any game or series EVER. He is also the only character on the list so far i like alot.

The site is awesome though. All the bios are humorous yet true, this goes for Heine and Dio those are the characters in know of nad the Yzak one is a tad bit exageratted(did i spell that right?).

Rek
Wed, 08-10-2005, 10:23 PM
no

Itachi_y2k5
Thu, 08-11-2005, 01:58 AM
lol the site disconnected my net first time i went on "this site does not contain any data" :S

Hikyuu
Thu, 08-11-2005, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by: TwisT
Yeah and with this speed on updating the site, i just have to bookmark the site..

EDIT: Also you should get on IRC.. You to Yale..

Well I just got XP back on my home computer.. but when I post on the forums I am at work and not able to use the port necessary for IRC i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif; ::takes second look at Terra's site.::
EDIT: Well the sections work now.. heheh updates section.. everything you see now i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif

TwisT
Thu, 08-11-2005, 08:20 AM
aha, well then you're work sucks i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif


PSJ: Exaggerated i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

Hikyuu
Thu, 08-11-2005, 09:05 AM
Twist your damn right it does.. Damn American governmental dilbert like position

Terracosmo
Thu, 08-11-2005, 10:42 AM
Kimimaro & Fugo Pannacotta are up.

TwisT
Thu, 08-11-2005, 11:03 AM
Ah.. It was pretty funny.. But so much truth that i got pissed off..

"But in the end Kimi would have killed both Rock & Gaara were it not for the fact that plot device Kishimoto killed Kimi off with some stupid-ass disease."

So true.. That the worst way to kill of a character in battle.. With a disease..

But this is pure gold "Then Rock Lee got drunk and started fighting more equally (just like in real life, everything is improved when you get drunk)." So true..

Looking forward to the party on saturday.. Then i will go out and kick some ass to like Rock Lee i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

Also avarage chicks become hot.. Just as long as you don't wake up next to one the next day, you will have banged a hot chick i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

Terracosmo
Thu, 08-11-2005, 11:25 AM
Hehe well I need to put some truth in there as well, otherwise it wouldn't be biographies.
Myself, I'm going on a badass party tomorrow. I'm aiming for a blackout (it ain't a party otherwise!)

Edit: I got the Sakon's Adventures section online, only the first part for now though since recoding it takes forever

Hikyuu
Thu, 08-11-2005, 12:26 PM
OMGZ were are the rest of them i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif shame shame e.e.. Oh and I likes the kimi bio.. it was all true e.e

Kimimaro is cool. He is the only guy who you can crack the good ol' "boner" joke with and he'll still look awesome. Also, he totally owns everybody's shit. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

XanBcoo
Thu, 08-11-2005, 07:53 PM
haha, love it.

Add Dilandau from Escaflowne when you can. He's good material.

Itachi_y2k5
Fri, 08-12-2005, 03:47 AM
its called "terra's favorite anime characters" not "xanbcoo's favorite anime characters" i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

PSJ
Fri, 08-12-2005, 06:31 AM
If you still got the energy when you are done with your favorite characters, why don't you make one of the characters you hate the most?

Rek
Fri, 08-12-2005, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Hehe well I need to put some truth in there as well, otherwise it wouldn't be biographies.
Myself, I'm going on a badass party tomorrow. I'm aiming for a blackout (it ain't a party otherwise!)

Edit: I got the Sakon's Adventures section online, only the first part for now though since recoding it takes forever

Oh you said recoding. I thought I read recording and was all like: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HE MADE IT INTO A FLASH WITH VOICES AND EVERRRRRRYTHING! OUR LITTLE TERRA'S GONNA BE ON TV!"

alas. recoding is ok tho.

XanBcoo
Fri, 08-12-2005, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by: Itachi_y2k5
its called "terra's favorite anime characters" not "xanbcoo's favorite anime characters"




Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Dilandau > All




Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Hehe, yeah, I keep hearing I'm quite predictable when it comes to favorite characters.


DIE MUTHAFUCKA! Eat the facts!

ChaosK
Fri, 08-12-2005, 06:35 PM
well nice site terra, when i'm bored i'll get more into it. right now i've gone up to the intro where you bash at us.

Terracosmo
Sat, 08-13-2005, 05:22 AM
You mean the first line?
The rest of the intro is really more self-bashing than bashing others i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

Edit: Updated the place by revising the Heine & Hilda sections, also added Sakon's adventures part 2. Relive memories! i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif
Edit2: Also added Auel Neider

NM
Sat, 08-13-2005, 08:25 PM
The Newest Adventures of Sakon make your site even more awesome Terra. I still get laughs from the early episodes. i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

The Auel section is cool to and I've noticed you have a burning desire to mention how much you hate Kira (and Lacus) i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif. Keep up the good work!

Btw, Ninja's are cooler than pirates. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Terracosmo
Sat, 08-13-2005, 08:40 PM
Hehe of course, it's my site, I get to vent i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Gundam needs more ninjas!

Deblas
Sat, 08-13-2005, 11:34 PM
Saw the Sephiroth bio. I have to say its the most accurate bio I have ever seen in my life *shocked*. Ahh Aeris. I still mourn for her death cause it was one of my main players too until Seph took her down. Well what did you expect. Square had to do something with the girl that made you invincible for 5 fucking minutes with your limit breaks at full charge!!

Ohh Yeah!! Add a Kira and Shinn bio too!! Give them the Terra explanation.i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Psyke
Sun, 08-14-2005, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by: Deblas
Saw the Sephiroth bio. I have to say its the most accurate bio I have ever seen in my life *shocked*. Ahh Aries. I still mourn for her death cause it was one of my main players too until Seph took her down. Well what did you expect. Square had to do something with the girl that made you invincible for 5 fucking minutes with your limit breaks at full charge!!

Tiny nit pick: it's either Aeris or Aerith, never Aries.....

i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

Turkish-S
Sun, 08-14-2005, 04:36 AM
hey terra where is neji??

Enderz
Sun, 08-14-2005, 07:16 AM
Omg terra your site is awsome Specially Sakons adventures LOLi/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Rek
Sun, 08-14-2005, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by: Psyke
[quote]
Originally posted by: Deblas
Saw the Sephiroth bio. I have to say its the most accurate bio I have ever seen in my life *shocked*. Ahh Aries. I still mourn for her death cause it was one of my main players too until Seph took her down. Well what did you expect. Square had to do something with the girl that made you invincible for 5 fucking minutes with your limit breaks at full charge!!

Tiny nit pick: it's either Aeris or Aerith, never Aries.....

[/n]


no, your just thinking of the wrong story. Seph is so bad as he used another attack to go back in time and kill the Greek god of War.

And to cover all grounds, he cut out the I and then went and killed Ares, the media player.

Deblas
Sun, 08-14-2005, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by: Psyke


Originally posted by: Deblas
Saw the Sephiroth bio. I have to say its the most accurate bio I have ever seen in my life *shocked*. Ahh Aries. I still mourn for her death cause it was one of my main players too until Seph took her down. Well what did you expect. Square had to do something with the girl that made you invincible for 5 fucking minutes with your limit breaks at full charge!!

Tiny nit pick: it's either Aeris or Aerith, never Aries.....



Oops. Sorry bout that. Typo. I meant to say Aeris. I'll edit it now.

Psyke
Sun, 08-14-2005, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by: Konoha Rek
no, your just thinking of the wrong story. Seph is so bad as he used another attack to go back in time and kill the Greek god of War.


Haha now that's badass.

Arcn3ss
Mon, 08-15-2005, 01:35 AM
Bi=monthly forum activity alert...i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

Terra you made a damn good site. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif Kefka was evil for the sake of just being evil. Thats what makes him awesome. Join the Cult of Kefka. ;D

masamuneehs
Mon, 08-15-2005, 02:30 PM
I also enjoyed your bio's on Auel, Seph and Kefka.

Was wondering why some other super badass villains weren't up there. Ex. Have you ever seen Berserk or read the manga?
No Delita Hyral? No Xenogears characters?

I think you should also put up a "Shit-List" section for the characters you hate, then wail on Kira, Lacus etc.

Terracosmo
Mon, 08-15-2005, 04:09 PM
Thanks for all the comments.

There are lot of characters I want to add. Berserk ones, Delita, Xenogears ones... list goes on really.
The shit-list thing is something I've considered a lot. Venting is always fun, especially on shitty characters like that.

TwisT
Mon, 08-15-2005, 04:23 PM
lol, i feel poor Kira will be hammered to death on your site i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

And Hinata.. But she should just die, so it's justified..


Well i think you should come to IRC so you can help me get Jojo's.. I can't get in on #Lurk since it requires a registered nick.. and i don't feel like doing that today.. And i can't find it on DC.. So your guidence is highly wanted..


EDIT: Also i just know you want to put up SANJI there.. I hope you didn't forget him..

Terracosmo
Thu, 08-24-2006, 06:10 PM
Well that site has since been more or less abandoned (just like everything I start)

But here is an all-new site which is intended to chronicle my musical ventures...

for the interested; yay! (http://valethcosmo.free.fr/goubatsu/gouintro.htm)