Dont Shave Your...

[SK]

http://www.martinek.us/humor/shaving.html

[2:25]

I read the first paragraph and then stopped.
I don't think I can go on O__O

[Xollence]

lol funny.

[DB_Hunter]

Truly, truly tasteless.

Man I wish I didn't find crude things such as this funny...

[Mut]

I trim my pubes regularly but never my ass hair.

[Deblas]

I stopped after two senteces. I don't think I'll keep on going.

[SK]

lol weak, i thought it was pretty funny.

[Board of Command]

At first it was pretty promising, but it got a bit weak afterwards.

[010577]

i thought it was funny funny funny

i now have some respect for my behind hairs

[Kardiva]

haha, wow thats really funny. It also is very unfortunate for that poor man, hopefully ass hair doesnt grow back longer and thicker than it was before, that'd be a mess. If he had weighed all his options beforehand, maybe it could have been a different story. The story could of been about how he used nair on his ass hair or tried to clip them with scissors. i dunno, maybe something more practical, but instead we have this sad, very tragic story of ass shaving. oh well. anyway props for this post kakashi

[2:25]

hahaha, Nair XD
That stuff has quite a lot of chemicals. I think it would have been worst.

[complich8]

I know a few people who've admitted to waxing "various parts". I guess it's better than shaving for places that are hard to maintain or susceptible to rubbing together ... shaved hair comes back bristly and thick. waxed hair comes back thinner and finer. At least, so goes my understanding, I've never really tried it myself, so I dunno. Trimming is usually plenty for me.

Nair specifically says not to use it on your tender parts. I'd stay away from that one too :-p.

I cringe to think of the ingrown hairs as his ass-hair started growing back after that though. That's why I rarely shave my FACE! I can't imagine the torment of ingrown ass-hairs ...

[Itachi_y2k5]

LOL thats funny

[Lefty]

Good god, thats just going a step to far. BUT still really funny.

[Assassin]

disturbing mental imagery.....

its times like these i wish i wasn't so good at seeing things with my minds eye. i now have to scrub my brain.

[basey44]

lol omg thats so good, im almost in tears from laughing

[PSJ]

hahahahahahha funny as hell. i kno about ppl that shave pubes, armpits chest etc. etc. but i have never heard of ass shaving.

[Kardiva]

yea im not saying i would ever use nair. it sucks that we can develop so many other great things in our society and solve a whole bunch of other problems. however, when it comes ass shaving, we're clueless. There's gotta be a better way to shave in general, i'm so tired of shaving every other couple of days and my goodness i've only been shaving for so long. i cant imagine it at like 30 or 40

[Terracosmo]

Great advice!

[Board of Command]

The first half about the problems was brilliant, but the second half about solving the problem really wasn't that funny.

[Kardiva]

yea, just gotta take it for what its worth i guess

Hey, fix your damn sig. This is the second time I've had to warn you about your sig. Read the rules (http://forums.gotwoot.net/messageview.cfm?catid=58&threadid=14660&enterthrea d=y).

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[SK]

i just thought of something, when your a kid you dont have ass hair, yet you shit and fart fine...

[Board of Command]

Exactly. That's why I said the second half isn't that good, because it doesn't make sense.

[010577]

i think it had to do with the individual's perfusive sweating and jiggly butt

[complich8]

supporting the "jiggly butt" hypothesis ...

he says that he starts sweating after 2 flights of stairs.

Now ... I'm out of shape, but I can handle 2 flights of stairs without breathing hard or breaking a sweat.

Also, personal hygeine is totally in order here. I mean ... if you don't wipe your ass well enough to get the shit that's in it out of it, and you don't shower regularly, of COURSE you're gonna be all sticky and nasty.

"America. We wash our ass".

[Aclypze]

That was... interesting. Let that all be a lesson for all of us...

[SK]

a lesson for terra, most of all.

[Samanosuke]

ya, this guy has serious hygiene issues. when i read it, i knew it was a huge fat guy.

[primalmaster]

LMAO
this was funny as hell

[Rei-chan]

oh my... O.o I have never heard of anything... like... that happening. Maybe he should've used wax? ^o^

[jeffreysuk]

ROFL, funny guy